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"Xena, have you finished with this? Mind if I take a leg?" ~~~~~~~~~~
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"Do I look like Quasimodo? I don't think I've got the hump quite right."
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"Who left this here? Honestly, people can be so careless with their rubbish."
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"I think I've got that knife out of your back."
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"Did you notice my new face lift? I'm a whole new Aphrodite."
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"People have walked out on me before, but that's the first time anyone has fallen asleep during one of my Elvis impersonations."
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"OK, I've got the sidekick. Now all I need to do is grow my hair long, and I'll look exactly like Xena in drag."
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"Right, I've got the sidekick and the stick, now all I need is a little mud and I'll have all the ingredients for my first Gab-B-Q."
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"You can call me Pan, the acrobatic wood nymph."
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"That's another one who's fainted. I don't know why people keep mistaking me for a bad guy. Maybe it's this beard."
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Apologies in advance. Once I started to think of captions they just kept coming.  ~~~~~~~~~~
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Ultimate Scroller

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None needed Argeaux! They are interesting captions.
"Gabrielle??? Xena's sidekick??? I AM dead meat!"
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