here's the deal. i'll start. i'll post what i need to fill the story, then post the Mad Lib when someone gives me the nouns verbs etc i ask for. then they get to do the next one, contnuing the Xena story as we go. it'll make sense as we go. hopefully...

ok. i need :
noun
noun
verb
verb
noun
adjective
noun
verb
time of day
another XWP character
relative

ball
phone
eat
fall
highlighter
slimey
post-it note
swallow
2am
Eve
Uncle

*giggles*

Xena and Gabrielle awoke with a ball. something wasn't right. the phone at the edge of the woods ate, and Argo fell anxiously by the highlighter. not one to wait for danger to come to her, Xena grabbed a slimey post-it note and jumped to her feet. "Come On, Gabrielle! we have to swallow by 2 a.m. or we'll never get to Eve in time to save her uncle!"


ok, XenaFairy3, what's next....? remember to try and keep the story line going!

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ok. rules change. anyone can do the next one. keeps the game moving...

ok...to clarify. you write your paragraph first, leaving blanks in appropriately humorous (hopefuly) places, but don't post it. just post what you need to fill in the blanks. then when the next person posts, fill in the blanks and post your paragraph. get it?

adverb
verb
verb
noun
weapon
verb
verb


sorry, just a short one.

grumpily
squat
squeal
rabbit
whip
explode
squeeze

"But I don't have a brother," said the bard grumpily.

Xena squatted and squealed. She pulled a rabbit out of Argo's saddlebag.

"This is going to be very important, Gabrielle. Guard it carefully."

Gabrielle nodded.

Xena examined her whip and exploded it.

"Can we squeeze now?" she asked.

verb
adjective
verb
noun
adjective
color
noun
adjective
noun
noun
location

chop
sheer
glide
eunuch
saucy
green
shoe
toothy
daisy
dulcimer
Cyprus

after they finished a quick chop, Xena and Gabrielle set off at a sheer pace. "i think i'm allergic to the rabbit. it's starting to make me glide."
"just put a eunuch on it and tell me if it turns saucy. we don't have time to find any green shoes. that would really make that rash toothy."
"well if we i don't get some daisies soon i won't have any dulcimer left by the time we get to Cyprus."

quote:

Originally posted by deny me and be doomed:
"i think i'm allergic to the rabbit. it's starting to make me glide."

*giggle* ooh yeah. That's some quality libbing.

glide....

maybe i should write the libs and just let people play...damn you all.

noun
adverb
adjectve
verb
noun
adjective
verb
verb
adjective
adjective

i'll continue til someone else steps up to write one...

Fling
Snarkily
harsh
Sing
Tree
soft
kill
dance
dark
sinister

Argo stopped and shook his fling. "now what?" Gabrielle was getting snarkily harsh.

"ssh! you know argo never sings unless there are trees around. and keep that rabbit soft, too!"

"you know, maybe it means something that this rabbit makes me kill. do you think the gods are trying to tell us something?"

"yes, i think they're telling us to dance. now stay here, be dark and let me see what has Argo so sinister."

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verb
noun
verb
verb
adjective
noun
number
number
adjective
noun
verb
emotion

spring
face
blink
stomp
strange
artifact
9
333
moldy
cheese
flip
furious

meanwhile, in Cyprus, Eve sprang her face and wondered what was taking Xena and Gabrielle so long. "if i didn't know better i'd think they stopped to blink. my mother never misses a chance to stomp a fish."

Eve had a lot to think about. Finding out about an uncle she never knew she had made her feel strange, much like the time she'd found out about the artifact she never knew she had. nine new relatives in 333 years was enough to make any girl a little moldy, even the former Cheese of Rome and current Flipper of the Way of Fury.

beverage
XWP villian
noun
verb
verb
verb
verb
location
verb
male name

chocolate milkshake
Hope
Easter egg
intercourse
tap dance
sleep
sailing
Salem's house
puke
Ares

The Way of Fury had really been working for Eve. she had to face the fact that the Way of Love just wasn't her cup of chocolate milkshake. the two guards Hope had left posted at her uncle's Easter egg had paid the price for trying to intercourse her. after she had tap danced the first one into submission, she slept the other one until he told her all she knew. now it was all just a waiting game until Xena and Gabrielle finally sailed. once that happened they would ride together to Salem's house and puke Uncle Ares.

relative
verb
noun
sound
noun
adjective
noun
noun
noun

step-sister
kissed
earwax
beep-beep
bush
gigantic
stagecoach
Tony Bennett album
porn site

"who would have though i'd live to find out Xena is my mom and Ares is my uncle. next thing i'll find out is that Argo is my step-sister! kinda creepy wehen i think about the fact that Ares and i kissed. i just wonder what that guard meant when he said 'your uncle Ares is a real earwax.'"

just then the was a beep-beep at the bush. "is Eve, Flipper of the Way of Fury in there? i have a gigantic message from her mother for her!"

Eve approached the stagecoach with caution. she wasn't expecting any Tony Bennett album, and she wasn't gong to take any chances that this might be a porn site.