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What if woohoo!?

What if alright that was still on the first page?

What if I am at my mom's house today?

What if because I have much much laundry to do?

What if and there is now a cat sitting on my lap?

What if while I love the little twerp, I loathe her hair getting all over my shirt?

What if because I have important people to see today?

What if Mom has nothing to eat at her house?

What if ever since I moved out and Daddy got his new job and only commutes home on weekends, she has no food?

What if this makes me just more and more hungry when I have to come here to do laundry?


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Posts: 920 | Location: Iowa, USA | Registered: 23 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I talked to Mr Loans again and he seemed nicer this time?

What if I really, really want all this taken care of?

What if I've enjoyed being out from under collection people and I'd like to keep it that way?

What if I didn't even know this loan was still outstanding which is possibly because they had my address as the one from 9 years ago?

What if I didn't keep track of all my loans in some kind of loan journal as it seems I was expected to?

What if the plumber is here and he's welding something now?

What if I assume it's a pipe, I haven't looked?

What if I want my bathroom back?

What if the plumbing thing has made me edgy and the loan guy is reaping the benefits?

What if he'd get further with me if he'd just stop sounding so damned exasperated?

What if we all take a lesson from this and, again, sing?

What if it's a lot like church?

What if the Church of the Holy Student Loan Regret?

What if I'm not even using my "education"?

What if I learn more by reading two books than I did that entire year?

What if I did learn not to go along with the "in" crowd, though?

What if I'm sure that's not what I was paying for?

What if I wish I could return all the information from that year for a refund, because other than some German pronunciation rules there isn't much to return?

What if certainly not $3000 worth?

What if I stop complaining for a while and just focus on how much I need to pee and can't?
 
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What if I'm on a posting spree?

What if hey, 3 posts in a row is a spree for me?

What if work frustrates me so?

What if so do people who like to try and be a moral compass?

What if f*ck off, my compass is broke and I like it that way?

What if I just met the most selfish person in the world?

What if more selfish than me, which is saying something?

What if but dude, he's like harmful, hurtful, hateful selfish and to people who are innocent like his 6 yr old daughter?

What if I just wanna punch him?

What if maybe I will?

What if bleh, I'm going now?


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Posts: 2157 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I feel kinda sick? : /

What if I've been feeling this way all day and really ought to be napping right now?

What if, but the comp is so much more fun? -_-
 
Posts: 218 | Location: OR....or what? | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I just woke from a nap?

What if I'm visiting a friend and I had to wake up at 5am to shower and drive here by the time she was done with classes?

What if so while she did some studying just now, I took a nice hour and half long nap?

what if i feel much more awake now?
 
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What if when I got here I saw another friend who didn't know I was coming today?

What if he hugged me and went "now my day is perfect! my loans were approved and you're here!"?

What if that made me feel good about myself?
 
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what if i've forgotten everything i just read?

what if i didn't go to brisbane yesterday?

what if i got my roommate hooked on yugi instead Razz?

what if the other roommate just shakes her head?

what if the OTHER one is far to busy with her studies to be noticing anything?

what if, in short, i stayed home and watched cartoons?

what if it feels odd to be being discussed by heitie and paco, elsewhere from the scrolls?

what if, not bad, but odd?

what if it's kind of nice actually Smile?

what if maddie has no idea who mr loch is?

what if she assumes that it was that crazy canadian guy, even though i'm almost certain that his name was mr phil?

what if, and he wasn't at all cool?

what if i too watched blue heelers?

what if it made me feel sea-sick with the constant motion and lack of "comforting" music Frown?

what if the bloody end was a little weak?

what if literally bloody, not like "what the bloody 'ell!?"?

what if he should have exploded the blood pack between some buttons or something, to allow for some ooze?

what if the pinky-grey stain through the shirt just didn't seem all that dramatic?

what if, having said that, everyone did a pretty good job?

what if they were all a bit loud and over the top, but i imagine they were petrified and in a constant state of panic for an entire hour?

what if john wood kept stumbling over his lines?

what if no gold logie for you?

what if rove was hugged by reg "bring back the biff" ragen on the footy show?

what if i only mention this because of rove's incredibly cute "forget the biff, bring back the hugs?" Smile

what if post-logies is the most wonderful time of the year Smile?

what if i feel sorry for kate ritchie?

what if: "delta goodrem got out of her car, and i got out of the one behind her and no one cared"?

what if Frown?

what if home and away is weird?

what if i was out last night for about half an hour, and on the way home (fully sober and in a crowded bus of people), i claimed to have forgotten my name and who i was - all i could remember was being driven over a cliff by a drunken friend, and then narrowly escaping death by somehow managing to open the car door, jump out, roll down the beach and into the water?

what if, and also i think my step-brother is gay?

what if, of all the people on home and away i could have been, why jade?

what if i understand why hailey's make up was so unrealistic after her car accident, because seeing seb so beat up was really quite disturbing?

what if the little kiddies have nightmares?

what if i have nightmares Frown?

what if i have to do yet another crit in about 5mins?

what if this time for digital art and design?

what if i wonder if deviantart is up today - if it is, i'll post my deviations?

what if that should be a treat Smile?

what if yugi wasn't on this morning and i don't know why?

what if ryan threw to yu-gi-oh, but pokemon appeared instead?

what if no one made any reference to it happening either?

what if the episode was dubbed too racey for australian tv, and was pulled?

what if how sad...yet intriguing?

what if i'm sure that's not the case, but i kinda want it to be?

what if at least they could have put on an ep of pokemon i hadn't seen, or failing that, "just waiting on a freind"?

what if that was a cool episode and should be made into it's own 4hr miniseries?

what if i'd watch it?

what if there needs to be more james though, much much more?

what if i have to do my labyrinth essay this weekend?

what if, between football games and long weekends?

what if it should be interesting?

what if i feel rediculously hot all of a sudden?

what if salem is not fat, he's just big boned?

what if perhaps the glandular excuse might have made for better phrasing amongst this crowd?

what if, moving hastily along....?

what if i'm glad jubs' feels special Smile?

what if heitie remebers that 9 out of 10 religions fail withing their first year?

what if, but hers won't, due to all the fund she will be collecting form people that have lots of money, now that they have no student loans to pay off?

what if i see if i can get those pictures uploaded now?


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What If I give up on this Already..??
What If I used to LOVE the what if threads...
but I just dont see whatever the attraction was any more..??

What if Heitie tells the loans bastard if he doesnt like his job ...maybe he should seek other employment instead of inflicting his sorry-loser self on her...?? smash

HAHa YaY...
Maybe this What iffin aint so bad after all..??
what if I just change my mind ..?? Big Grin

What if I replaced my multi dis-functional van with a $400 Dodge Shadow ..that could probably drive me to California Xena Convention next January..??

What if it would be mighty hard to sleep in....??

What if the Round trip is about equal to driving 1/4 of the way Around the world..??

What if thats a Long way to go to meet a few scrollers who dont even Truly Appreciate my specialness & stuff..???
Razz


What if the Twin Xenas are probably worth the effort themselves tho..???

What if I keep readin some more ...later..????
 
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what if brucy has me worried that i've been what iffing wrong...??

what if...no?

what if i uploaded them pics?

what if i don't seem to be able to handle 2 windows at once, so posting the exact links to all 3 would be annoying?

what if, as such, just go here?

what if you're looking at the two ponytas anf the wizard wolf?

what if, assuming that everything's going to plan...which it almost certainly isn't Frown?

what if i'm awfully hungry and could leave this class now?

what if i think i should go shopping this afternoon for peppermint essence?

what if i track down some carrob buds too and make my own fun?

what if i have plenty of chocolate frogs to be getting on with though?

what if no carrobs for me then Frown?

what if *sigh*?

what if i'm having aches on the right side of my body?

what if i WAS having aches on the left side of my brain?

what if i dislike the implications?

what if i can't believe that home and away will be over for another week?

what if it all went so fast?

what if i should also come to terms with the fact that i have many things due in for marking next week?

what if, but we wont be worrying about that?

what if i'm sitting in a very un-posturepedic way?

what if this shall not end well?

what if i should go see if anyone's on msn (which this computer forbids o_o)?

what if no one on my list has posted here recently, so odds aren't good?

what if *very disgruntled SIGH*?

what if i should be researching stuff anyway?

what if, put your hand up if you think that'll happen Razz?

what if i use my shinnin' to call salem instead *focussed far-away stare*?

what if i hope this doesn't end with salem getting an axe in the back O_O?


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WHAT IF THERE IS NO RIGHT OR WRONG WAY TO 'WHAT IF', THERE IS ONLY PERSONAL PREFERENCE?

WHAT IF ONE PERSON'S PERSONAL PREFERENCE IS NO MORE VALID THAN ANY OTHER PERSON'S?

WHAT IF I STOP USING THIS FONT AND BUGGER OFF, ALREADY?
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what if all caps makes me jumpy and alarmed?

what if i'm fighting the urge to make this what if rhyme?

what if damn you limmeratso!!>.<?

what if my wife has an inner ear infection?

what if i don't have a wife, but i felt like quoting kramer?

what if i do have something going on in my ears though?

what if it's elves planning to dance, but one of them is self-conscious?

what if what ever they're doing, i wish they'd do it more quietly...*whimper*Frown?

what if my eyes are sleepy...sleepy...sleeeeeepy......?

what if, now bark three times and spin around real fast?

what if *snaps fingers*, no no, you're fine, you just nodded off - your dignity is completely in tact Smile?

what if seriously though, sleep would be good?

what if one really shouldn't stay up past 1am watching yugi, and then get up at 7am to watch it again when there's uni to consider?

what if bah, i'll just pay for the blasted...something or other?

what if i'm too tired to finish my rant Frown?

what if this is a sad sad day for us all Frown?


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What if I live downstairs from the All-Night Arguethon?

What if the local police don't bother checking to make sure they aren't killing each other?

What if Mad

What if I call up Jerry Springer and tell him to invite my neighbors to be on his show?

What if Goran Visnjic in leather Big Grin ?

What if Spartacus airs again so I can see it?

What if my cable's getting cut off before I can watch Spartacus?



 
Posts: 335 | Location: East Hallelujah!, IL | Registered: 23 June 2003Report This Post
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What if Salem disappeared without saying goodbye because he had no intention of leaving?

What if it was taken beyond his control?

What if the internet disconnected and wouldn't reconnect?

What if an axe to the back wasn't painful?

What if Post-Logies is indeed fun?

What if the Footy Show seemed to go much longer than usual last night, even though it was probably only a few minutes longer than normal?

What if I intended to do a lot of what iffing, but now I don't have the energy?
 
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What if i caught the screaming jets at the end of the footy show?

What if we then watched some weird assed movie (we think) on ABC??

What if i failed to mention to Salem and Maddie that David Bowie was on Parkinson 2 weeks ago, so i hope they knew?

What if, if they didn't i apologise?

What if i am curious if Salem is watching Rugrats in Paris, cause it just started?

What if, that's why he's not talking to me?

What if he knew, but forgot to watch so i feel less guilty now?


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What if, yup, I am watching Rugrats in Paris? Big Grin

What if I haven't seen this movie before?

What if and yes, I did know David Bowie was on Parkinson, but I forgot to watch it? Frown

What if Angelica is cool?

What if Daredevil Dudes wasn't on the Footy Show last night because they ran out of time?

What if so now it has to wait a whole extra week?
 
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what if i am thinking about quitting the scrolls?

what if, not so much quitting, but just taking a break?

what if i hardly post, and i can never think of interesting topics?

what if someone else wants to use my name, cause id let them?

what if i came back every once in a while to update my hot chicks page in fight club, because i am a horny bastard?

what if this is goodbye?

what if, from when now on someone mentions Joey Jo Jo, you will remember this:
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what if, ttfn?
 
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What if oh it makes me sad, the thought of no more JJJ?

What if please don't leave my darlin?

What if maybe if we can work things out?

What if I give you a new post idea everyday?

What if then things will be good again, right?

What if oh DON'T LEAVE JOEY!?
 
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What if Argy Shoutin in BLOOD RED CAPS Scared me all the way to the bottom of the thread page

WHat if Im Lyin & shes really funny...instead..?

WHat if I mena funny in a Goodway..???


WHat if this is the toppa page 3 instead..???
 
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What if I was right, I am sick? Frown

What if I still have a fever, but I'm at school anyway?

What if I'm considering going home, but I'll have to take the bus and I only have two class left?

What if I was called "fun" today because I'm making two fighting dragons in ceramics? o_O

What if my hand is freezing and my left eye hurts...but I don't want to sleep?
 
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what if my bank has started charging a monthly fee for my account?

What if I've had the account for nine years?

What if it's the fourth bank that's owned it?

What if Bank of America sucks?

What if they don't really offer enough to make it worthwhile?

What if I close the account next week?

What if there are tons of banks that do free checking?

What if I'm pissed off because it's a pain in the ass to change checking accounts?

What if BoA should be impressed with themselves because they've managed to overcome the inertia that has kept my account in the same place for nine years despite my regular bouts of irritation with all banking institutions?

What if it seems like all the world is conspiring to piss me off lately?

What if the spring storms are nothin' on what's going on inside my head?





 
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what if i have direct deposit so i don't have to pay for my BoA account?

what if not yet anywayz?
 
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What if i just saw Tam's sig pic with willow and Mss Kitty Fantastic (was that the cats name, did i get it right?)

What if i just weighed myself, and i have lost 7.5 kg (16.5 pounds)

What if i can't see it?

What if, no really, i can't see any difference what so ever?


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What if you can't see it because you lost the weight from your seat?

What if I just cracked myself up?

What if I was right in the middle of a bite of cereal and it nearly cascaded down my chin?

What if heh, 'seat', I talk like old ladies?

What if i don't even know if I pay for my checking account?

What if now that I think about it I'm pretty sure I don't?

What if I use the bank's website to check my figures and I haven't seen an entry for fees lo these many months?

What if the kids are watching the The Simpsons where Homer gets a gun?

What if I want the dvds?

What if I missed the first few minutes of Angel last night and I'm durn pissified?

What if people started saying "rotten" instead of "spoiled" for knowing about a show before they see it?

What if "agh! I've rotted!"?

What if I don't know, there's humor in it someplace?

What if Paco is only a few days younger than Brooke Shields?

What if she was on That 70s Show this week and we made a bet?

What if he owes me $10?

What if he apparently thought she was 5 when she did The Blue Lagoon?

What if she was, but had had too much dairy and was overdeveloped?

What if I seem to be giddy with having my plumbing reattached?

What if now everyone thinks I was infertile for a spell?

What if no, the sink, etc?

What if I prefer washing my hands in the bathroom over going all the way to the kitchen to do it?

What if yes, it's like 10 feet away, but still?

What if also we have a new 50 gallon water heater?

What if that's good since the shower isn't hooked up yet and we have to take baths until Paco gets the granite onto the walls so we can finish the fixtures?

What if I recommend not redoing your bathroom unless you really have to?

What if we really had to, but I wish we hadn't started it until we were ready to finish it?

What if a half-done bathroom can make you crazy, CRAZY!?

What if Maddie knew how much Paco and I discuss scroll people, some more than others?

What if bwahaaaa?

--what if infertile and unfertile are not the same word?

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What if, that was 7.5 kgs in total, not since my last weigh in.. hehe Eek

What if i like using the pink dude when i talk about exercise and weight loss.. can he looks like he is doing star jumps


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what if it's miss kitty fantastico?

what if star jumps are something like jumping jacks?
 
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