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What if there weren't any vowels?

What if every scroller that ever existed came back?

What if the question mark was replaced!!!!
 
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What if bleh it's hot today?

What if the day started out bad but I've made an effort for it to be better? Smile

What if and I haven't even maimed anyone today either!? Big Grin

What if yes, so proud?

What if heh, I still laugh when I read the line in my sig pic?

What if I was a Count Chocula girl myself?

What if but George is right, Frankenfruity was the shit?

What if I've been lusting after a certain retro style Game Boy Advance?

What if but I'm resisting temptation until later this month?

What if thank god work is almost over?


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What if i just PMed Argy and asked her to help tiki out?

What if--keep your fingers crossed, everyone!Big Grin

What if a buy tiki a computer fund sounds good if all else fails?Wink

What if yay Gabber, she got sleep!Big Grin

What if battle on, girl, don't let ANYONE push ya around, I learned that at a REAL young age.Big Grin

What if bleh Sara, i hate the heat?

What if AIR CONDITIONERS ROCK! hehehehehe

What if it's thundering outside?

What if bleh, can't get to the pool today but maybe tomorry?(hopefully)

What if YES! my voice lesson was AWESOME yesterday!Big Grin

What if later for now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if there weren't any towels?

What if every scroller that ever existed has a hairy back?

What if the Quickie Mart was replaced!!
 
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What if we didn't have any bowels?

What if every scroller that ever existed has a thumb tac?

What if the Homer and Bart were replaced!!

and what if I liked bees?
 
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What if we didn't have any howls?

What if every scroller that ever existed got stuck in a chimney stack?

What if gabris & Danae were maced?

What if I liked dancin nekked gabby knees?
 
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what if i'm unclear as to whether i'm supposed to be meeting someone for lunch in 5 minutes?

what if we're supposed to meet weekly, but the first and only time was last week and there hasn't been any mention of it since?

what if i'm confused Frown?

what if how come we don't have flashy cereal names?

what if all of ours are desriptive?

what if "sultana bran" "rice bubbles" "wheat bix"?

what if it must have made some peoples' brains hurt thinking of those far-out titles?

what if, there is "special k", but that doesn't make any sense so it doesn't count?

what if also i believe it's american (if lenny's worship of the "k" is anything to go by)?

what if, uh oh, lunchtime, and me without a plan of action?

what if i'm havinng leaves and paws fired shortly, as well as a winged naked chick?

what if i hope they all survive?

what if i wanted to cry for kimmy with all the hell that wh*ring sl*t brooke has put him through?

what if *i* would have smashed the car window, dragged her out over the broken glass and then beaten her on the roadside until she was dead?

what if, that's just me though?

what if i cut my self on the washing basket again?

what if, feel free to read that in a cletus the slack-jawed yokal kinda way?

what if i should probably go and see if lunch is happening?

what if i don't like the thought of my skittish flat mate wondering where i am?

what if i go there 3 days later and she's still waiting, all dishevelled and rocking back and forth in silence?

what if it's more likely that's she's forgotten aqbout me?

what if i'll be back...eventually?

what if p.s., i DEMAND that EVERYONE with the capicity to watch home and away do so tonight?

what if it's all about robbie and his...male issues, and i'm taping it Big Grin?

what if so WATCH HOME AND AWAY TONIGHT! DO IT!!?

what if *flees to the supposed meeting place*?


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What if we didn't have any owls?

What if every scroller that existed dated Sirius Black?WinkRazz

What if Defence against the Dark Arts is displaced?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if *i* would have smashed the car window, dragged her out over the broken glass and then beaten her on the roadside until she was dead?


What if this reminds me of Secret Window?RazzBig Grin

What if I wanna try to get this water into me before the end of the day?

What if I MUST drink more water!

What if all other drinks were gone and only water existed?

What if the rum were also gone?Confused

What if BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

What if I love my salads with salsa?

What if the more salsa the better?

What if mmmmm, mangoes, I want one again!

What if mangoes and merlot, good combo actually?

What if astalavista babes?Wink


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if every scroller that existed dated Sirius Black?WinkRazz


what if, k Smile?

what if i probably got it from secret window without knowing it?

what if i only realised 2 days ago that the entire premise of a project i've been working on for 3 weeks is very obviously based on "ladyhawke"?

what if, so yeah, i'm not much with the observation?

what if still, i'm having fun picturing brooke getting her come-uppence, either from kim or johnny - it's all good Smile?

what if i need to be looking for pictoirs to illustrate my blatant plagerism of ladyhawke, but i'll be back in like half an hour or so, if anyone's interested?

what if Smile?

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what if ach, i can't edit that last post - now i'll never know why the quoty thing didn't work Frown?

what if *cries self to sleep...realises she's in a public library...quickly wakes up and goes about her business like nothing happened*?
 
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What if I watched Benny and Joon tonite?Razz

What if he has SUCH a cute lil butt especially in that last scene where he's teachin her how to make grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron?

What if it made me want a grilled cheese sandwich?Razz

What if with mmmmm tomatoes!

What if what is it with me and food? is there a kind of relationship here?Wink

What if everything comes back to food and Johnny?Big Grin

What if, yes, Doritoes and mountain dew a soldier's breakfast--gets ya in shape for draggin women thru the mud! muahahaha!

What if WHAT is my fixation with Johnny bein violent?Eek

What if--well hell I know it's just a movie so HA!Big Grin

What if he's just so FARKIN sexy when he's angry?RazzBig Grin

What if mmmmmmm?

What if ok enuff said, I'm gonna go cuddle with my husband now?Wink

What if but I STILL say Johnny would have been a stellar Sirius Black!Big Grin

What if ok goin with the cane, bye?Wink


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I fix-ed Maddie's quote that didn't quote?

What if my mother has Benny and Joon on DVD?

What if I feel like some Dorito's, but not Mountain Dew?

What if I'll have Schweppes? Smile

What if I wonder how my date with Sirius Black went?

What if I can fit another episode of Xena in tonight?

What if it'll mean sacrificing Skit house though?

What if I do what I have to do?

What if I'm up to Endgame now?

What if why the bloody hell isn't Hercules on DVD here?

What if I remember the last time it was on TV here, was the end of season 5 at midday?

What if I don't remember ever seeing all of season 6?

What if one of the last episodes I remember seeing had Hercules and Ephiny and possibly someone else travelling up a volcano or something with crystals?..?

What if GOD I could snap someones neck for Hercules not being on dvd here?

What if this is something for the 'what it means to be australian' thread?

What if, missing out on cool dvds?

What if I heard 'Broken' on the radio for the first time today? Smile

What if I wanted to jump up onto the nearest table and sing at the top of my voice?

What if I didn't though?

What if, just quietly to myself, making sure there was no one around?

What if The Panel is on tonight? Smile


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what if i hug salem for fixing my quote Smile?

what if, not if only i could get him to edit ladyhawk to ladyhawke...?

what if that's just going to have be something i live with i think?

what if it occurred to me that you all probably need closure to my lunch anictdote?

what if i went but she never turned up?

what if i plane to never speak to her again, even though i knew she'd forget?

what if i'm just aggitated from four straight hours of library time?

what if i'm forcing salem to dance for me Razz?

what if *throws coins at him*?

what if, does everyone remember their home work assignment???

what if, that's right, WATCH HOME AND AWAY!!?

what if i think you'll all get a larf Smile?

what if, plus robbie, and kimmy me thinks, and i suppose there's tash if ya like that sort of thing?

what if go set your vcrs! go now!!?

what if ye shant regret it Wink?
 
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What if I fixed ladyhawke now?

What if they've been showing ads for Eurotrip here?

What if with a brief shot of Lucy ^_^?

What if it hasn't been on while I was with anyone so I can't point her out? Frown

What if speaking of ads, I saw one with the creepy guy from the episode of Kath & Kim 'Money'?

What if Brian, the guy Kath was hiring her Pumpkin style coach for her fairy tale wedding?

What if "no kiss, no coach. no kiss, no coach"?

What if hehe, and then "Kel! No kiss, no coach? how did you do it?" "Let's just say I did what was necessary"?

What if Big Grin?

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What if oh I bet Maddie just squealed with glee at something Robbie just said on Home & Away? Big Grin


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what if we didn't have any plows?

what if every Scroller who ever resisted got smacked?

what if every shoestring was relaced?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if oooo, smack me baby, smack me! hehe, kidding.Big Grin

What if my shoestrings were recently relaced?

What if but I'm a city girl so ain't never had a plow here?

What if but I had a cow here! muahahaha

What if it was when i thought i lost my church check?

What if the idea of losing 200 dollars when money is now dwindling is just not acceptable to me?

What if but thank the gods me husband found it!Big Grin

What if what are husbands for?Wink

What if peanut butter and saltines and coffee is a really good breakfast?

What if herrre I go, talkin about food again!Big Grin

What if I'm intrigued by Salem's date with Sirius Black?Wink

What if maddie, I HATE when people stand me up!Mad

What if it happened with an opera singer in New York when i was supposed to have a master class with her???

What if she forgot, yes, forgot, and was totally like, "Well there's only two people at the class, one listener, one participant, what's the point?"

What if, well the point is I came alla way from Farkin Philadelphia, THAT's what the point was!Mad

What if oh well, that's a diva for ya?Roll Eyes

What if hehe, my cat just purred really loudly!

What if going now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if I just went three places with my shirt inside out?

What if unbuttoned over a t-shirt?

What if with a bigass tag hanging out in the back?

What if come on, people, someone could've said something?
 
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What if Ok--HEY HEITIE, YOUR SHIRT'S INSIDE OUT!Big Grin

What if lol, at tiki and my grade school, we used to have "inside out and backwards day?"Razz

What if yeh, everyone had to conform?Wink

What if it was actually quite fun!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if yes, screaming it is the way to go? Big Grin
 
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What if it's been busy today?

What if today is better than yesterday?

What if I absolutely MUST go grocery shopping today because I have no food in my house?

What if I can't wait for this weekend?

What if work is almost over?

What if Smile?


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What if there weren't any fouls?

What if every female scroller was well stacked?

What if XC has been replaced?


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What if there was no fowl?

What if we were forced to make do with fish?

What if you can't eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

What if how can you eat any pudding?

What if I had some pudding today and it was damned tasty?

What if Sara mails me my stuff I left at her house last May?

What if she's holding it hostage?

What if she just forgot what ransom demand she wanted to make?

What if the deadline for the state fair is coming up and I can't enter that piece in if it's unfinished in Denton?

What if I doubt I have time to finish it anyway?





 
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What if OH SHIT!, I completely forgot about your needlework?

What if whoops? Big Grin

What if yes, I shall mail it to you but I need your address dear?

What if or should I use the one on your snazzy business card?

What if heh, I knew I put that somewhere?

What if oh yes, in return for it's safety I demand you find a reason to come to Denton so we can drink and make merry sometime soon in the future?

What if but not anytime soon?

What if that made no sense?

What if eh, who cares?


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