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What if I'm not sure why I would be home early?

What if unless because I start earlier now?

What if I went in at the normal time today, so I got to 'sleep in'?

What if, what a strange world when 6:30 is considered sleeping in?

What if I had to go on a delivery today in the pooring rain!

What if hehehe, I wore a rain coat that came down to my knees Big Grin?

What if it made me feel little and I wanted to go jump in puddles?

What if there was no accompanying hat though? Frown

What if my hair was completely runied after all the trouble I went through running my fingers through it!?

What if I just read a very positive 'hands-on' report on the newest Spyro game? Smile

What if it's so welcoming after all the 'avoid it like the plague' reviews for 'Enter the Dragonfly'?

What if in other news, Return to OZ is FINALLY being released on DVD here!? Big Grin

What if, they should consider a cover redesign though?

What if ?

What if a LOT of children are going to be tricked into thinking it's a light-hearted, fun-filled musical romp?

What if, not the highly traumatic film featuring the hall of heads, characters from the first film turned to stone, freaky electro therapy in a prison like hospital etc etc?

What if I'll still be buying it first day? Smile

What if it's only $12.95! Big Grin

~What if new page? Smile

~What if Survivor is on?

~What if it's comforting to know that my Grandmother isn't excited about this season either?

~What if because she always watches the show?


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What if ow, my eyes are very tired today?

What if maybe, heh, I should start wearing my glasses again?

What if yeah yeah, I don't wanna hear it?

What if I'm wearin' 'em now, so there? Razz

What if we're doing a murdery mystery thing this friday?

What if I get to be the detective?

What if SNAP? Big Grin

What if Detective Harley Quinn at your service?

What if evil doers beware, cause with my trench coat of justice, my fedora of freedom and my lil' cigar of civil liberties, you're going down?

What if lol?


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What if evil doers beware, cause with my trench coat of justice, my fedora of freedom and my lil' cigar of civil liberties, you're going down?


what if i heard that's what Bill Clinton called it too?

what if you really didn't think i'd resist a nice slow one over the plate like that, did you?

what if excuse me now while i laugh myself silly?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if shaddup? Razz


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What if my head hurts?

What if my throat hurts?

What if my tummy hurts?

What if my hurts hurt?
 
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What if oh yeah baby, I got approved for my credit card? Smile

What if a lady rang for me while I was at work so I had to ring when I got home?

What if I made a fool of myself?

What if she asked for my surname, so I gave it to her?

What if then she asked for my first name, but I misheard and spelt my last name? Frown

What if I could see her rolling her eyes in my head?

What if now I have to wait for a letter to tell me my card is ready?

What if I got called 'sir'? Smile

What if whee, debtville, here I come! Big Grin


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What if welcome to debt Salem?

What if the little boy of the Scrolls is growing up so fast?

What if it seems like yesterday he was still in high school?

What if awww? Big Grin

What if I got my costume for my detective role?

What if and the girl at the costume shop was kinda cute and was flirting with me?

What if needless to say, I left a happy customer?

What if heh?


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What if Salem didn't even ask what his credit limit would be?

What if I have been thinking of getting a credit card again?

What if, purely ror the fact of befriending ebay Big Grin

What if after a really hot week last week, this week all we have had it rain?

What if it is filling the dams, and we really need that?

What if, then they can take the restrictions off your water use before summer?

What if it is pay day today, yay?

What if it's only 2 months and a couple of days till xmas?

What if i should really start my xmas shopping early this year?


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What if Salem celebrates debtville by buying all his co-scrollers dinner & charging to his new credit card?

What if i'll take a sausage/pepporoni/mushroom pizza, please?

What if just have the pizza delievered to my house?

What if make that have Jennifer Connelly deliever the pizza to my house? Smile

What if adding the Jen Con delivery service really sends the credit card to debtville and
beyond- poorhouse city?
 
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What if Ares filled our pool up with water?

What if I washed our car using a watering can?

What if it rained for about three days solid, after that?

What if I get Ame addicted to buying rare GBA games on eBay?

What if it's all good?

What if I got a new controller for my PC the other day?

What if the one below?



What if I decided not to go wireless, as I couldn't be bothered changing batteries all the time?

What if it's saaah-weeeeeeeeeeet!? Big Grin


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What if cool Argy?

What if that "air flo technology" looks spiffy?

What if one problem I have is that my hands get sweaty especially during big fights in video games?

What if ooooh, it'd keep your hands all fresh and cool?

What if nifty?

What if ha HA! I have found a lovely Teen Titans site that has much information?

What if I needed it?

What if tiki, Raven is my fave character too? Smile

What if and Tara Strong, the woman who voices her, is damn hot btw?

What if I got my bio on Detective Harley Quinn today?

What if Detective Quinn is a no nonsense, cynical, highly opinionated atheist who doesn't believe in ghosts?

What if SNAP, type casting? Big Grin

What if friday is going to be awfully fun?

What if maybe I'll have pictures to post of us in all of our costumes?

What if but we'll see?

What if laters?


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What if Salem didn't ask because the lady was just asking me questions that I filled out on the website?

What if Salem will ask when he actually goes to the bank to pick it up?

What if it was someone's birthday at work today?

What if the person who I get a lift home with wrote "Get stuffed, Love <name>" in the card, hehehe?

What if the cake had strawberries on it?

What if I don't eat strawberries?

What if there were no plates either, just paper towels?

What if the strawberry goo was dissolving the cake and it was all melted into the paper?

What if it was everywhere? Frown

What if I wonder if the place that I order Jennifer Connelly to deliver pizza to xc can get Laurie Foell to deliver me pizza? Smile

What if she was in Home and Away a lot last night? Smile

What if and hopefully again tonight?

What if new Kath & Kim tonight!!!?


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What if having the right computer game controller makes ALL the difference?

What if I just came first in a motorcycling game I've had for years, and have only ever come last in?

What if I'm digging out all my old games now, to see how well this controller works on them?


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what if i FINALLY got a motorcycle?

what if Big Grin?

what if now i have a bunch of phone calls to make (insurance, parts, tune-up...) before i'm burning up the open road, but heh...i finally got motorcycle?


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What if yay for zoomy?

What if Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin for zoomy?

What if zoomy now feels like a woman?


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What if good on you mate? Smile

What if we'll have to 'ooh' and 'ahh' when Nora and I visit in a few weeks?

What if and you must post pictures soon?

What if oh god, I hear my executive director pitching another hellacious project to our board?

What if that'd be fine except the person who'd end up doing all the work would be yours truly?

What if and that's not a good thing, got enough on the ol' plate as it is?

What if blast, maybe I can convince her to let my portfolio not be increased anytime soon?

What if bleh? Razz


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what if oi it's been a while?

what if i considered coming to the computer labs at around midnight last night, but i was drunk adn sleepy and wanted to go home?

what if i got abandoned at the bar Frown?

what if a nice guy talked to me but i neglected to follow him to the port of call on his bar-hopping adventure?

what if he threatened to come around and "have a talk" with tina tonight for abandoning me?

what if he's so nice Smile?

what if speaking of marajuana (*gives you all a minute to catch up*) home and away has been fun lately Big Grin?

what if tasha mixing up "special tea" for kane, and robbie being all interested in where the "stash" is Razz?

what if, but now it looks like robbie's gonna get in trouble and go to jail Frown?

what if he's too pretty to go to jail - they use guys like him for currency!!Frown?

what if i'm sure dani will find some way to make it all about her?

what if "my fiance's little brother is going to jail - has anyone stopped to think how this is going to affect ME??"?

what if *shudder*?

what if i have a ridiculous amount of work to do today?

what if i should probably get right on that?

what if bye bye for now?


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What if i have been thinking about getting myself into debt again :P

What if i don't understand how Zoom can afford a motorbike, if she is saving to come visit ME!

What if i got a parcel in the post yesterday? Big Grin

What if, all the way from western sydney?

What if HAM -HA!

What if, ok, so i haven't started playing it yet, but i will after lunch, i promise?

What if my love for Argy grows, just when i think it isn;t possible *G*

What if i forgot about Kath and Kim last night?

What if, well i haven't seen s2, so that's cool, in it's own way?

What if, i was thinking of looking to see how much s2 is?

What if but then i have missed 3 eps of season 3, and i'd have to go around and visit Salem to watch them?

What if, talking of salem... I caught a ditto!!

What if, i saw 2 others too, but i killed them whilst trying to catch them?

What if it's off breeding with horace now, so i can put his first 2 evolutions in my pokedex?

What if ooohhhh, all the breeding i will be able to do now *giggles*

What if the ditto was level 55 when i found it, pretty cool i felt?


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What if zoomie starts a cycle gang, like the Tarturus Angels?

What if zoomie out zooms Evel Knievel and becomes Eyezoom Knieyezoom?
 
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What if I wonder if the place that I order Jennifer Connelly to deliver pizza to xc
can get Laurie Foell to deliver me pizza? Smile



What if i ask who Laurie Foell is?

What if i ask who we all are?

What if we are who we ain't?

What if who we are depends on who we ask?

What if who we ask is wearing Depends?

What if who's wearing Depends is who we are?

What if we wear Depends and ask who we are and we ain't Laurie Foell?


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what if my work is not yet done?

what if the thought is making my head hurt?

what if xc isn't helping Frown?

what if, neither is the disturbingly groovy techno music which is pulsing from the depths of the art department?

what if i got a nirvana cd?

what if greatest hits or some such?

what if it cost me nothing and it has "the man who sold the world" so i'm happy Smile?

what if i claim that kurt cobain is my hero for the sole purpose of pissing argy off Razz?

what if i'm sure i've spelt his name wrong, so there goes that masterful plan?

what if i forgot i was in a relatively quiet computing area?

what if i think i was psychicly shushed, based on the suddeness of the realisation?

what if i fell like i haven't blinked in a while?

what if *blinks* there we go?

what if i've spent days and hours trying to scrape by on a pass for ceramics?

what if i'm so pissed off with myself for buying into the fantasy of me ever having a chance of passing?

what if i could have used the energy i've wasted on it to pass my other subjects?

what if, as it stands, i should just scrape by on australian art and i still have the weekend to deal with writing genre?

what if a good solid day of writing should take care of that?

what if, but not if my attention is being diverted from it by stupid pointless ceramics!>.<?

what if, if i could just accept the fact that's it hopeless and move on, but no, i have to *try*?

what if ugh, i feel so dirty?

what if it doesn't help that my "teacher" doesn't care about me at all, one way or the other - the only interest she'd ever take in my well-being is to see that my ignorance, morbid depression, and general lack of will to live, doesn't reflect badly on her?

what if i on the other hand hope it does, directly so?

what if *sigh* four more days and it'll all be over, one way or another?

what if tomorrow i'm going to have a nice relaxing day watching the cox plate and chocolat Smile?

what if i decide that NO ceramics work is to be done during that day at all?

what if it can wait till sunday?

what if maybe not at all?

what if ok, i could do some in the morning, but not the afternoon or night!?

what if i'm putting foot down about that in fact?

what if i just remembered that xc asked a question that i know the answer to?

what if i'm as shocked as you are?

what if laurie foell is josie/angie from home and away, or as is my understanding?

what if the other questions will have to be answered by someone wh's brain isn't completely fried?

what if i've developed an increased tolerance for country music?

what if it's all christian kane's fault damn it?

what if, and eric stuart, AND shannon noll?

what if why must they and/or their characters be so endearing?

what if i need it to be 1pm so tina will come with the photo frames that i need for my *ugh* ceramics project?

what if i wish to stuff the accompyaning pictures into them, and then march upstairs to fiona's office and slam them down on her desk and scream "HERE! IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?????"?

what if i very much doubt that the answer will be a yes?

what if i really don't like that woman, and god help me i've tried?

what if people say i'm selfish - those people haven't met her?

what if and she's so damn NICE about it, i almost feel bad for hating her! i HATE people like that!?

what if *dramatic SIGH* i should do some REAL work that might actually ACOPMLISH something?

what if, and now i've forgotten how to type - great, just great?

what if when is harry potter 3 coming out on dvd so i can curl up to it and cry like harry does Frown?

what if big boys don't cry but men do, says dr phil at least?

what if i think there's something in that for all of us?

what if kath and kim - missed it again?

what if worse than that, i missed the friends wedding Frown?

what if and worse still, both were conscious decisionsFrownFrown?

what if it's ok, i'll be home soon where i'll have a video recorder to tape these sorts of things?

what if, and then i can tape the amazing race instead of watching it, so i can fast forward all the parts with that brain-dead cow "mirna" in them?

what if "charla!! charla!!!!! run charla, run!!"?

what if *shudder*>_<?

what if good, 12.15 - time is wearing on?

what if i really should be working, but what are ya gonna do?

what if i saw a david bowie dvd for $10 at k-mart?

what if it claimed to document the "rise and rise of david bowie!" Razz?

what if found it cute?

what if it was unauthorised and gave me an icky feeling about it's content, so i passed?

what if also, i'm not allowed to buy dvds *pushes secret window under a pile of papers*?

what if yes, work, i remember?

what if 4 days 4 days lalalalalala?

what if *hopes you all chose to read that as the hyenas from the lion king*?

what if i'm cold Frown?

what if i forgot to bring a jacket too?

what if that's just not fair?

what if, but that's the way it is?

what if so many dvds, so little available Frown?

what if troy's out, but i don't want it just yet?

what if i don't know why, i just don't?

what if i buy for myself as a welcome home present Smile?

what if then me, brad, orlando, and eric can get to know each other a little better Wink?

what if work! stop distracting me?

what ah!?


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What if arrg, i have not been here in awhile?

What if i've been caught up in a friend's drama and today it pissed me off so much i almost chucked him out the window?

What if no not literally?RazzBig Grin

What if I was so happy i actually managed to finish a farking school paper at least?

What if i think i got an A on it?

What if i think at least i'll pull an A in this class if not the others?

What if but no, I'm getting A's in this other class too?

What if cooool?Big Grin

What if i go to bed now i'm exhausted?

What if talk laters?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if hooray! i got a distinction for that presentation that i showed up late to and wasn't prepared for Big Grin?

what if i also got my other australian art stuff "completed" on time?

what if, as complete as it will ever be anyway?

what if ah, cox plate and chocolat tomorrow Smile?

what if no ocean star to wake me up early either Smile?

what if i probably will wake up to see tina off to sydney, but still?

what if house (relatively) to myeself baby! yeah Big Grin?

what if hm, time to make like a tree and stand around, swaying in the breeze?...or leave?

what if toodles Smile?


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What if it is the weekend?

What if woohoo!


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What if Jess is watching 'Shark's Tale'?

What if yeah i am just doing thse what ifs to get a new page to start?

What if, only cause the page is stretched and i don;t like that?


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