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What if every good detective needs 3 things?

What if a (1)notepad & (2)pen, a (3)trusty pistol and a (4)nice silver flask of (5)whiskey?



what if apparently math skills are not an integral part of detectiving...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if Ares said that 'French press' sounds highly erotic? Eek


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Originally posted by Sara:
What if every good detective needs 3 things?

What if a (1)notepad & (2)pen, a (3)trusty pistol and a (4)nice silver flask of (5)whiskey?



what if apparently math skills are not an integral part of detectiving...?
What if good grammar is not required when detecting the mathematical deficiences of a Detective? Wink


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What if Razz?

What if I stand by what I said, only 3 things?

What if the pen and paper go together?

What if and the trusty pistol is by itself?

What if and who the hell wants an empty flask?

What if flask and whiskey go together, like rama-lama-lama ca-ding-da-ding-ding-dong? Razz

What if so shaddup? Razz

What if and Salem, for the life of me, I don't remember what color I picked on Eternal Darkness?

What if sorry? Frown

What if I still can't sleep, only 5 hours last night as well?

What if I wish I could turn my mind off sometimes so it'd stop thinking and let me sleep?


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What if good grammar is not required when _detecting_ the mathematical deficiences of a Detective? Wink


what if i will always sacrifice grammar to a funnier sounding albiet made-up version of a word?

what if we just call it poetic license?

what if or better still, comedic license?

what if i do, however, know it's properly detecting and not detectiving?

what if i don't think poetic license applies to COUNTING though... Razz?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if again...shaddup? Razz

What if thank god the day's almost over?

What if but this evening proves to be a level of suckage I don't have a name for?

What if a little help would be nice?

What if anyone? anyone? Bueller?


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What if it's too way too early to be hearin holiday tunes & commercials?

What if they crammed all the fall & winter holidays into one day just to get it done & over with?

What if nooooo i ain'ts no scrooge i just don't like holiday lonliness, thank ya v'ry m'ch?
 
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What if ding dong merrily along?

What if *deep breath* talking to KC makes things better?

What if cause if anyone could decipher and get to the bottom of it, she could?

What if I suppose she's useful after all?

What if I'm taking her to lunch tomorrow for her birthday?

What if mmmmm Olive Garden? Big Grin

What if breadsticks baby!? Big Grin

What if I'm terribly sleepy so I think I'll go to bed now?

What if laters?


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What if I want to be effluent, everyone, effluent?


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What if I've got one word to say to you, Salem: I do, too?
 
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What if i looked for K & K season 2, to buy today at kmart, but they didn;t have it?

What if i got Jess the Princess and the Pauper Barbie movie?

What if, and myself 2 really cheap danielle steel book movie things, of books i like and never seen the movies?

What if, also LOTR trilogy box set?

What if i love money when i have it?


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What if the Kath and Kim Series 3 DVD set is going to be out by Christmas?

What if I'd argue further with zoomy but I'm a lover, not a fighter?

What if that's not quite true?

What if I just can't be arsed?

What if I need a break, people, a break!?!

What if between running training, writing articles, polishing my Uni major work and getting a new kitchen installed there's barely time for this little missy to Scroll?

What if I wish I could spend a whole day in bed playing GameBoy games?

What if you can't say I don't have goals?


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What if hehehehehe?

What if my friend Karen has a daughter in Boston and she brought me a special present today?

What if a t-shirt that says "Yankees SUCK"? Big Grin

What if heheheheheheh?

What if I was way amused?

What if I do believe I shall wear my shirt to coincide with the next World Series game?

What if cause go Sox? Big Grin


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What if I got a T-shirt like Saras that said "YANKEES SUCK!" Big Grin
 
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what if i am saddened that Argy's hectic life has sapped her will for further fighting?

what if the main reason i come here is for worthy sparring partners?

what if Argy doesn't fight, i'm left with only Sara for sparring?

what if the way that's been going lately, they'll be chanting "who's your Momma" when she gets to Austin?

what if Razz while i sit back and wait for my latest "shaddup!"?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if don't even trip?

What if I had something else that was distracting me from properly answering you?

What if but...I think it's better now?

What if so prepare thyself, heathen? Razz

What if and besides, you're going to have a non-stop weekend of Sara and her sarcasm, so there? Razz

What if and oh yes, shaddup? Razz


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What if I feel bad for zoom's lack of sparring partners?

What if I find something to fight with her about?

What if I take the position on the scrolls that W is the bestest feller in the whole wide world--well the best thing to come out of Texas since Judge Roy Bean?

What if I laud his achievements in Iraq and Afghanistan?

What if then I remember that I'd have to go into the fiction forum?

What if we all know that there's better than W and Judge Bean that have come out of Texas?

What if there's a nice little brewery?

What if and an oddball state of mind unmatched anywhere else?

What if Dr. Pepper is really the best thing to come out of Texas?

What if noone can argue with that?

What if Sara would argue with that?

What if she'd say the best thing to come out of Texas was me the last time I left?





 
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what if i just leave you with a little something my 5th grade (yes--5th grade. i suppose i was a 'handfull' as they say...) reading teacher once told me: i consider myself the Queen of Sarcasm and i am not ready to relinquish my crown to likes of you just yet...?

what if petty distractions are skin deep, but sarcasm goes clear to the bone?

what if someday you'll get there, lil Princess...?

what if more laughing myself silly?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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what if Smirk's W endorsement doesn't evoke a will to fight so much as a concern that she might have become mentally impaired in some way?

what if i agree the Dr. P is our #1 Texas creation?

what if any Texan who doesn't like Dr. P is no real Texan but a commie, pacifist, Yankee yahoo girlie-girl and most likely a dumb Aggie as well?

what if i can hear the explosion of Sara's tiny lil brain all the way in Austin?

what if *POP*! ?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if zoom tells me what color the sky is in her fantasy land?

What if cause it's obvious she's not runnin' on all 8 cylinders?

What if Dr. Pepper is the drink of cretins?

What if and I was born and raised Texan, and I am a communist?

What if die capitalist bastards? Razz

What if some distractions...cut way too deep?

What if it'd be nice if all I had to deal with was zoom's pathetic attempts at verbal sparring?

What if you and your 5th grade teacher can battle it out for queen, I'll settle for being Empress?

What if but I won't discourage zoomie from aiming high, at least for her?

What if aw dude, my heart's just not in sparring today?

What if I take a leave of absence?

What if yeah, I'll come back sometime later, when I can properly spar?

What if Frown?


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what if i've never been so happy to see so few what ifs?

what if i was so worried i'd miss the last page Frown?

what if, but i didn't, so yay Smile?

what if i'm about to hand in my last assignment and then i'm on my way home Smile?

what if my parents are sitting in the car listening toi funeral songs as i type, so i'd better go back and check on them before they suffocate?

what if i just couldn't bare the irony?

what if i should be home tomorrow to play literati and all kinds of shennannigans Smile?

what if, do kids still play literati these days?

what if andrew g was on teh radio yesterday morning playing scrabble with adam spencer, on air?

what if andrew got his but kicked, 254 to 554?

what if adam got THREE BINGO BUNUSSES in half an hour?

what if Eek?

what if ok, better go, the sooner i leave here, the sooner i get home Smile?

what if see you all then!Big Grin?


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What if Renee Zellweger look a hundred bucks on Rove last night, with her dark brown hair?

What if, oi like what oi see?

What if maybe I should colour my hair dark brown? Smile

What if I wanged my head on a pole at work today?

What if it made me think of one of the What if episodes of Futurama?

What if the 'what if Fry didn't go to the future' one?

What if Al Gore: Maybe that wang to the head was supposed to kill him!

What if Nichelle Nichols: Let's finish the job.

What if Big Grin?

What if and later when Stephen Hawking is running over Fry in his chair and the Fry Hole opens up again?

What if Nichelle: Murder isn't working and it's all we're good at!

What if hehehe Big Grin

What if I wonder if she's that much fun in real life?

What if I'll be excluded from all the Literatri games because I'm never here? Frown

What if I got the letter saying I can go get my credit card? Big Grin

What if it'll have to wait until Friday? Frown

What if the bank closes at 4pm or something and I don't get home til around 4:30?

What if it's open til 5 on Friday?

What if I have to go to work at 6am tomorrow, after days of not having to?

What if it's always Kath & Kim day I have to start early? Frown


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what if our sarcastic verbal bouts are what keeps the hecticness & distractions from overtaking us entirely?

what if i just let you live to spar another day, eh lil Princess...?

what if long live the Queen!?


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are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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what if just now, looking at Ame's sig pic line-up, i realized what Pokemon really are?

what if My Lil Pony & the CareBears on PCP?

what if there's probably a Smurf gone bad in there somewhere, too?

what if and i think also some of the dinosaurs from Land Before Time (i think that's what it's called...)?

what if they're defintely on some serious PCP, though...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if you are actually thinking of Land of the Lost?

What if I always thought it was Clint Howard who played ChaKah?

What if I thought the Sleestacks (lizard people) were really cheesy?

What if cheesestacks?

What if I wanted to spin the blonde girtl by her annoying braids?

What if now I can't get that stupid show out of my head?

What if I change my name?????



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