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What if it's 4:22 am and I can't sleep?

What if I have to be up in 4 hours to go to work?

What if and I have a wedding gift to shop for and a wedding outfit to buy tomorrow?

What if suckage, time changes blow monkey chunks?

What if I've been thinking a lot this evening?

What if it's a dangerous past time, I know? Big Grin

What if I missed playing my guitar?

What if no offense to nylon strings but there ain't nothin' like steel baby? Big Grin

What if I think my guitar missed me too cause she sure sang tonight when I played her?

What if I suppose my guitar's a girl?

What if my mind is wandering and rambling because it's late and I need sleep?

What if I may try to fall asleep soon?

What if insomnia sucks balls?


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What if i found all s4, s5 and s6 at HMV so i'll get them tomorrow and be able to change my signature.. yay


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What if welcome back, Keri?Smile

What if omg, you are so lucky to work the third shift?

What if man i MISS the third shift! I LOVE being up all night!Big Grin

What if, I'm glad you're doing well, IM me, girlfriend?

What if hey sara, i can't sleep either sometimes?

What if i couldn't sleep last nite so i slept till 3pm today and was like aaaaa! cuz i was supposed to teach someone voice over the phone at 2?

What if I called her and she wasn't home?(oops)

What if oh well?

What if my next Johnny Depp venture is Blow, From Hell and Ed Wood?

What if in that order?Smile

What if I'm meeting a retired opera singer on Saturday nite?

What if we go to a Mediterranean restaurant?

What if I talked to Tiki last nite and she lost, yes 22.5 POUNDS on weight watchers and I'm SO jealous! Razz

What if and she's only been on it a month? AAAAAA!

What if I've just hit 28 pounds and i've been doing it 5 MONTHS!! AAAAAA!

What if well at least i look better than i have in awhile even if it's goin slowly?Big Grin

What if I'm seeing Tiki on Sunday and can't wait to see her?

What if cuz i've missed her terribly?

What if I miss her on the scrolls?

What if her ex husband is still a dork and a half? Roll Eyes

What if he's no kind of father, the kids' grandad is more of a dad than he is!

What if they're such sweet kids?

What if they call me "Auntie Kate?"Big Grin

What if they remind me of Tiki when she was little with their goofy senses of humor?

What if ROTFL?

What if laters for now?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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what if *sitting comfortably on 80kg*?

what if i was forced into manual labour today?

what if toting and cleaning bricks, shovelling gravel, and awkwardly trying to manuver a wheelbarrow with my tiny little girl arms Frown?

what if the thought occurred to me that the uni was having us carry out things ourselves so they didn't have to spend money on ACTUAL labourers?

what if, well that's just fine?

what if everytime i grazed my hands, i thought of salem?

what if i suppose this is some kind of karmic justice for having called him accident prone?

what if *sigh*?

what if celebrity big brother was fun, but the fact that i can't get over trev's conversation with the kookaburras this season, must mean that i really really liked it Smile?

what if, also he was fun on the panel Smile?

what if, if i had have been kate when santo said those things about her car, i think i would have cried?

what if i like the car?

what if it's a bit of a hike to my next class so i'd better get going?

what if, alrighty then, see ya tomorrow?

what if...why did dillon go away agian Frown*blames colleen*?


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What if.. I GOT THEM!!

What if i am now the proud owner of all 6 seasons of Xena?

What if, when you pull the dvd box thingy out of it's sleeve, it has a picture, and for season 6, is Argy's Dress!!!

What if, i had to tell the tore clerk my friend owned that dress!

What if i'll have to get Argy to sign my s6 dvd.. hehehe


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What if i now must get xena on dvd?

What if--cuz it's just too good to pass up?Big Grin

What if there's so many things i must get on dvd?

What if like buffy and angel and maybe some seasons of charmed?

What if yeah, that's next in the cards?Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if to my knowledge Charmed isn;t on dvd ANYWHERE

What if, to my dismay?

What if Jess is watching Lyre Lyre on dvd in surround sound, and there is noises that i never noticed taped off tv?

What if oh the clarity of it all?

What if, same with Buffy in Once more with feelings, after Anya sings in, i've got a theory, i never noticed the crickets chirp, as everyone stares at her, and then she says, 'or maybe midgets'


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what if i feel your insomniac pain, Sara?

what if mine has to do with treading the fine line between cough suppression and over-medication?

what if i need to make sure the next cough syrup i buy doesn't contain psuedoephedrine?

what if Eek Mad smash?


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What if i want Once more with Feeling on dvd?Big Grin

What if cuz that cd sara lent me that i taped is so bloody cool?

What if Anya rocks?

what if jeez zoom, I can't pronounce that word, but it sounds serious?Eek

What if i hope you feel better?

What if i hate being up at nite coughing? ugh

What if the world puts a lot of importance on sleeping at night for some reason?

What if if we could all have nite jobs maybe we'd sleep a whole lot better--at least those of us like me who tend to gravitate toward the nite owl trend?Big Grin

What if that'd really be coooool?

What if moonlight replaced sunlight as the thing that we all need to not get depressed?

What if hmmmm?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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what if it's alot easier pronounce the commercial name Suda-fed?

what if all i know is the stuff makes me jittery?

what if jitterier than usual...?


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What if i have decided that Jess is going to marry one of Lucy's kids?

What if i don't care which one?

What if Nora and are will take her to NZ to meet him, and plan the rest of their lives?

What if Jess will be stoked to have LL as her mother in law.. *G*

What if 'hey mother of my husban.... can you sign my precious dvd's?'


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What if thanks Kate, but trust me, that was sarcasm in my vo---...words? Wink

What if I am a late night person but more like a 2 am person than a 7 am person?

What if I realized I could handle a 10pm-2am shift and operate really well, but not anything past 2:00 because I begin to get loopy?

What if not only loopy, but pissy and slow?

What if thank God though, I am through with that shift for now?

What if now I just go in tomorrow from 6am-2pm and Saturday 6am-10am?

What if next week is unknown though as they have the creepy "TBA" next to my name?

What if my mom got after me for being "loose" with my language since my parents got back from NZ?

What if loose with my language is apparently me saying "thank God" like a few lines above, "hell", and "balls"?

What if I do believe a "smart ass" slipped out tonight in a coughing manner too, but I tried to be respectful with the coughing and all? Razz

What if I have my limits and words I refuse to say personally, but sometimes there's nothing that works better than certain choice words for how you're feeling?

What if plus dangit, I've had the week from hell, I can say whatever I darn well please dangit? Wink

What if oh, maybe that's where she's getting the "hell" bit from 'cause I've been saying that a lot this week, hehe?

What if this is just one more thing that makes me realize the day for me to move out is drawing nearer and nearer?

What if 'cause I actually quite enjoy independence now and hate it when it's taken away from me?

What if and when I'm scolded for how I talk and how I talk isn't that bad at all?

What if yes, Keri finally has time to think and ponder and she has been doing that today? Razz

What if being away from work makes me happy?

What if I need a vacation now 'cause these last couple of weeks at work have been killer?

What if I technically can't ask for any days off until mid-August though?

What if and technically they owe us two extra days off work because of having us work two weeks straight with no breaks, but will they give us those two extra days off, noooo?

What if ah well, work just makes me pissy these days?

What if ohhh but I got my revenge, oh yes I did, mwahahahahaha? Big Grin

What if Big Grin I'll shut up now?
 
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what if soo-doh-effa-dreen, i assume?

what if also had the urge to spell out my new prenounciation of the word "cuwel"(cool)Smile?

what if i got taken to the pharmacist yesterday afternoon after my flat mate heard me coughing upstairs, while she was downstairs, in her room, with the door shut?

what if, so i now have my daily dose of soodoheffadreen to keep me occupied Smile?

what if my very first EVER writing tutorial is on in half an hour?

what if i'm all nervous and stuff?

what if i don't even know my tutor's name??

what if, although if it's the guy i had for the lecture yesterday, he's alright to look at?

what if he seems to be a cross between kevin smith and benjamin bratt?

what if..i think?

what if everyone will heckle and judge me for my gross incompitence and lack of knowledge?

what if i had to look up what archetype and paradigm meant this morning Frown?

what if, and what will they say about my clothes and shabby appearance???

what if i'm not ready for this >.<?

what if, on a topic-changing not, i'm pretty sure i saw a pheasant cross the road today?

what if i think i would have found the idea of poultry crossing the road more amusing if i wasn't so befuddled at the presence of an english-looking pheasant on a lisorian road?

what if what the...?

what if i tell salem and anyone else concerned for my whereabouts this evening that i will not be computing today...besides this?

what if i gots me a lift home Smile?

what if it's everso convenient when your car-driving flat mate has a class that finishes at the same time as yours does, AND when both said classes are in the same building Smile?

what if i was told i was "rude" for telling someone to leave when they entered our house without knocking (as they ALWAYS do), and then started talking loudly during home and away?


what if the nerve?

what if i gotta go now, but see ya later?

what if bye!!


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What if *sob* *sob*Frown

What if I just saw johnny depp in From Hell?

What if *sob* it was so sad?Frown

What if ok i'll shut up now and let you all see it if you haven't?Big Grin

What if with that said it was a brilliant frigin movie?Eek

What if and scary too but I like scary as well?

What if OMG, he was in DAMN good company too?

What if Ian Holm is out of this world?

What if wow, it's weird seeing Hagrid without his beard and long hair and HE was pretty stellar too?

What if Heather Graham is a lil hottie?Wink

What if so was that lesbian hooker, whoever the actress was, I forget?(sigh)

What if hey Keri, freedom is GREAT!Big Grin

What if when I first moved out I went out and bought a quart of milk and it felt awesome, my own milk?

What if wow, it's three am here?Eek

What if maybe i should go to bed?

What if well nity nite all!Big Grin


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What if I did something about my hair today?

What if I knew the person who cut it?

What if someone I went to school with, but they left in year 9?

What if we went to the same primary school also?

What if Maddie was a topic of discussion? Razz

What if the girls name was Rachel Omen and she said "I certainly do" when I asked if she knew Maddie?

What if I used Maddie's real name of course, because that would've been strange otherwise?

What if it was fun to get all sorts of information about people I haven't seen for years?

What if Tyne and Priscilla both have babies? O.o

What if I also went to look for Xena DVDs just at the local shopping centre because I saw them advertised in the pamphlet, but when I got there they were sold out?

What if I should be angry, but I was excited that Xena had sold out? Smile

What if take that rows and rows of Buffy DVDs!?

What if I didn't realise I had "Where Will You Go" on repeat?

What if it's been playing for about 10 minutes now and I only just noticed?

What if I should never meet Gabbers parents?

What if they think her language is bad, I wonder what they'd say about mine?

What if words starting with F flow freely from my mouth, even around my parents?

What if its not usually at them though..?

What if hehe, three F words in a row up there, but they aren't the words I meant? :P

What if I feel like telling Maddie that TV Week has an article about a lesbian character coming soon to Neighbours, and of course the story line revolves around stupid Skye?

What if how much longer are they going to keep Laurie Foell (Angie and soon to be her identical cousin o.o) from me in Home & Away??

What if I was angry at work today, because on Rove Live radio I heard "Xena Warrior Princess"?

What if my head snapped up?

What if everyone was noisy and the machines weren't helping?

What if "EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!!"?

What if I think they were talking to Jay Laga'aia?

What if corinne asked how Xena was?

What if Jay replied "Lucy Lawless is" but was cut off when she said she meant Xena herself?

What if I didn't hear what he said though *glares at everyone at work*?

What if I think it was Jay because he was talking about "the second movie" so I assumed Star Wars, and who else would they get that was on Xena?

What if it was probably a fun filled interview too?

What if I took my wallet out after that and looked fondly at the picture of Xena in it?

What if hehe? Smile


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What if i watched (with Jess) the last 4 eps of s5.

What if 'I'M LIVIA!!!!!!!!'

What if the beheading of Discord hehehe?

What if I really like Looking death in the eye, and Motherhood?

What if Argy will be proud to know i zoomed and slow motioned the gabchak?

What if it doesn;t even hit her head and her hair starts moving, and her head moving forward?

What if hehehe


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What if Argy will be proud to know i zoomed...



what if Ame "zoomed" and i never even knew it?

what if last night during his acceptance speeach at the Democratic Convention, John Kerry went on a what iffing spree?

what if that is reason enough to vote for him?

what if voting for reasons like what iffing is probably how we got George Bush as a president?

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What if i too saw the speech last nite?Smile

What if i must say he sounds very sound indeed?

What if i'm so oversexed?

What if cuz his daughters are HOT!Eek

What if Bush's twins are equally hot?Big Grin

What if those four and Kate Edwards, that'd make a helluvan orgy some day?WinkBig Grin

What if, lol, i do hope everyone is at least 18 but i think they are?Wink

What if hey i wouldn't kick theresa outa my bed either?

What if I'm just in one of those raunchy kinda moods?Wink

What if ahhh well?Big Grin

What if I just woke up? hehehehe

What if I'm drinkin coffee?

What if my cat just got his teeth brushed?

What if later for now?


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what if I've missed you all?

what if I didn't have internet for a loooooooooong time?

what if I said I was now back?
 
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what if you stay back now? Big Grin


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What if Zoom can't remember me zooming, therefore i can;t have been anygood?

What if, maybe i make my scroll name even longer?

What if there is no one online, but that's not unusual?

What if i bought jess a shrek 2 money box today?

What if i was gunna buy the HP 3 one, but it only had a pic of Harry, no Hermoine and Ron, so therefore she got shrek (with donkey)

What if i watched send in the clones last night?

What if Jess asked to watch the Xena robot episode again this morning... hehe

What if someone just got online, i heard the noise i better run see who it is?

What if it's Hercky baby!


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What if i am just posting to change my pic and stuff?

What if i am using this sig pic because of my 'zooming'


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What if yes Kate, freedom is wonderful, and I wish I had more of it?

What if Heather Graham reminds me of a blonde Eliza Dushku? Wink

What if work is going to kill me, I know it?

What if they told me yesterday that I'd only be working 6-10 am tomorrow and then I got to work and they said it'd be 6am-3pm?

What if I stood up for myself and told them I'd been told otherwise, and I wanted to leave at 10:00 like promised?

What if they actually respected my ground and said I could?

What if thank God, because I really am running on empty right now?

What if my body's clock is so jacked up and I ended up only getting four hours sleep before work this morning?

What if my legs are killin' me (as well as my feet)?

What if I just want to be able to relax, is that so much to ask?

What if 'cause I haven't since Sunday, hence running on empty?

What if needless to say, this week has sucked? Razz

What if Sunday and Monday can't come quick enough so I can relax!?

What if lol Salem, I can only imagine how my mother would be with you as a son, hehehe?

What if tonight there was a sex scene and she was like, "Keri, should you be watching this?!"?

What if I gave her the biggest look and went, "Mom!! I am 23, I'm not 17 anymore!"?

What if *cough* what?

What if I don't like being treated like a kid? Razz

What if I did mention how my legs are killin' me right? Razz

What if *sigh* one more day...one more frickin' day...?
 
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What if you said 'mum, how about we watch the type of sex scenes i like to watch'

What if that woulda freaked her right out?

What if i turned Trillian on and saw someone i didn;t want to talk to on icq and quickly checked i was on invisible?

What if, thank the gods i was?

What if i feel for you Keri, i used to work around the clock shifts, and i know exactly how you are feeling?

What if and i did it up to 8 months pregnant?

What if never a bloody gain

What if i like my now work times, where we finish at 3pm?

What if unless i am late then i work back what i was late?

What if i am late alot

What if my boss is nice though?

What if i wonder if salem got his xena dvd's and is still at the boat show?

What if i typoed boast show, and had to fix it?

What if i saw an ad for xena in Who weekly?

What if, like the one in tv week?

What if, it looked cool?

What if it made everyone want to own xena on dvd?

What if i have to go cook some sausages for dinner?

What if but i am on a what if streak?


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