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What if yes, yes I have allowed Lucy to be Ame's kept woman?

What if oops, I didn't mean to give away my identity as a Drug Cartel?

What if you didn't just read that?

What if my harem just keeps getting bigger and bigger? Big Grin


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What if I'm watching Antony & Cleopatra?

What if that's where I'm up to in my DVD watching?

What if it's almost over?

What if I'm going to bed when it is?

What if tired, tired, tired?

What if rotten children waking me up?

What if I have a sore throat too? Frown

What if Frown?

What if good morning Ame?

What if *waves*?

What if I hope you're enjoying your breakfast?

What if and have a good day at work? Smile


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What if you're a good boy slem.. what iffing so i had something to read when i ate my breakfast?

What if i did think there would be a few more ppl what iffing after him?

What if.. maybe by the time i get home from work?

What if i wonder if Nora is over doseing on tim tams??

What if, if you're able to, on 1 packet? hehe


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what if i have no business being a scroller?

what if i've mistaken ame for argy for two pages now?

what if, but only sometimes?

what if it's only 9.10?

what if i was hoping to waste ages here until my next class?

what if i don't think i should have come to uni today?

what if i'm skipping out at 11 anyways to go to a hardware store?

what if i really wish i wasn't wearing my checked shirt to do so?

what if it's just so cliche?

what if i didn't have any change to do my laundry dammit >.<?

what if i've arranged a new card AND a new bank account?

what if i'm worried about greenpeace cause they won't know where to siphen my money from now?

what if i have to email mother and tll her of these things, or i may never see another cent from her for as long as i live?

what if i did't buy my futurama dvds Frown?

what if they were too expenseeve?

what if $70Frown?

what if i thought they were only $40?

what if i just bide my time until they are only $40?

what if *20 years later* "hooray! my futurama dvds are on sale!"?

what if it'll always be the dream?

what if i did see the propper glossy poster of kimmy, but it was not his best side?

what if the pic of noah and hailey was much better, to be honest?

what if there was someone in the shower of the bathroom in the art department this morning o_O?

what if, how awkward?

what if i feel like i haven't watched rove in a really long time?

what if i go home and watch the dvd?

what if i should really be researching something or other, but that would require wandiring all the way over to the other side of the uni to a computer that has a usable printer attatched?

what if home and away's on tonight?

what if i'm not sensing a lot of robbie though?

what if hopefully i'm wrong?

what if *robbie to kim*: "kimmy h, will you teach me how to make love?"?

what if...in a perfect worldSmile?

what if i wonder if the last unicorn is out on dvd yet, or if it ever will be?

what if it literally pains me to look at my dvd collection and know it's not there?

what if, what ever happened to that live-action movie idea anyway?

what if i want the never ending story as well - the original, not the crappy crappy CRAPPY sequals?

what if i also want beauty and the beast, mulan, and pochahontas on dvd?

what if i'm undecided about lady and the tramp and the hunchback of notradame?

what if, what an informative tangent this is?

what if i should go email my mum about the new bank account?

what if i only needed my student ID to do it?

what if one of my lecturers told us a story about how a hippy wanted to open an account, but he had no ID to do it with?

what if he had to use his dog's ID because it was the only legal document he owned?

what if i told that all wrong, and i'm not sure that you get the idea?

what if i want tim tams?

what if i've been burning cds aaall weekend?

what if i have one entitled "friends/family"?

what if it has song that remind me of said friends/family?

what if salem got "my immortal" and "stay" Smile?

what if "i'm afraid of americans" was only edged out because it was a david bowie song, and the cd was starting to look like a cheap david bowie album?

what if i got it down to one davie song in the end - "young americans" - for my sister in law?

what if i should be emailing?

what if i bet my class is on right now and no one's bothered to inform me of the fact?

what if bah?

what if emailing?

what if see ya?


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what if it's 10 and i'm still here?

what my email can't be accessed from this computer Mad?

what if i HATE when they do that?

what if i should reeeally be in class right now?

what if i just tried to type "right" without looking and came up with righqata?

what if oh yeah, i'm good Razz?

what if i'm cold Frown?

what if i don't know if i'll be online this arvo?

what if i just said that to sound all aussie and stuff Razz?

what if i don't know why that deserved a licky face?

what if ag, class?

what if *still deathly cold*Frown?


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Originally posted by Madogis:
what if i have no business being a scroller?

what if i've mistaken ame for argy for two pages now?

what if, but only sometimes?
What if that's OK, I sometimes mistake Ame for me as well?

What if we're actually interchangable?

What if none of us have business being Scrollers, but we make up business anyway? Smile


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What if George on Dead Like Me "what if"ed tonight on the show?

What if I had to laugh that it's catching? Wink

What if math is becoming the bane of my existance because I'm doing a ton of studying for an assessment test?

What if 82% isn't too bad on a review test?

What if or so I keep telling myself? Razz

What if Mercury is arriving early?

What if that makes sense to no one but myself?

What if I was sassy today and wore this really nice tank top?

What if okay so the real reason was because I so need to wash my clothes and had nothing else to wear?

What if the tank top shows some cleavage and baby cousin Claire thought it'd be funny to flash my boobies to the church?

What if I love Claire anyways? Smile

What if I do a bit more math review now, even though I don't wanna?
 
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What if what fun songs to remember me by? Smile

What if I've seen The Last Unicorn on DVD?

What if at Big W?

What if I think it was a budget title too?

What if like $9.95?

What if no extras or anything I don't think?

What if the original Neverending Story comes out here in November? Smile

What if we can pretend the crappy CRAPPY sequels don't exist?

What if I have Beauty & The Beast on DVD Smile?

What if Mulan isn't out yet or at least, the special edition version isn't, but it's coming soon apparently?

What if you're on your own for Pocahontas though?

What if Futurama DVDs ARE $40, if you know where to go [/Hagrid voice]?

What if I always wanna watch shows that aren't on until the next day?

What if today I'm in the mood for Rove and The O.C., and tomorrow I will almost certainly be in the mood for The Panel?

What if I'm hoping beyond hope Laurie will make her triumphant return to Home and Away tonight?

What if, if Angie looked EXACTLY the same as Tash when she was a teenager, does that mean Tash will look EXACLY like Angie when she's in her 30's/40's?

What if *hopeful look*?

What if Cashmere just called me a nosy busybody in Animal Crossing?

What if I thought I was Argy?

What if the contestant on Deal or No Deal doesn't look right?

What if he looks like he's standing a few frames above the floor and that he is at a strange angle?

What if, this show is not a cartoon by the way?

What if I laughed at baby cousin Claires antics? Razz

What if I bet she had a cheeky look on her face afterwards?

What if my throat is still sore? Frown

What if I had these throat lozenges today that were REALLY hot? Frown

What if they made my nose run and my eyes water and every time I'd breathe in felt like someone had a flamethrower down my throat? Frown

What if oh dear I appear to be shedding again?


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What if she returned!!! Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

What if goodness I hope she never leaves again?

What if *doesn't know what to do*?

What if Leather & Silk ^_^?


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What if I hope Salem feels better?

What if ow, I have a headache?

What if ugh, the sequels to NeverEnding Story were ten kinds of craptastic?

What if the original is always the best?

What if I wondered for years what exactly Sebastian's mother was named?

What if cause it ain't exactly clear in the movie, ya know?

What if I don't wanna work today?

What if cause I have a headache? Frown

What if okay, off to take some ibuprofen?


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What if Jess was a boy, we were considering the name Sebastian?

What if 'Bastian' hehe

What if it's damn cold.. damn cold i say?

What if mick broke the iron last night, so now we need to go out and buy a new iron?

What if, he offered to iron, which i thought was cool, then aftr 4 items he accidently knocked the iron off the board and it broke..lol

What if, i needed a new iron anyways, so i didn;t get pissed at him?

What if, now i don;t have to talk him into getting a new one.. so yay


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what if robbie what iffed as well Big Grin?

what if "josie" seems like fun Smile?

what if i giggled at leather and silk aslo Razz?

what if *far too many emoticons already*?

what if now i feel like watching the panel?

what if i never seem to feel like watching rove...except for that time when i did?

what if that really was the dvd anyways..i think?

what if i'm going shopping *woo*?

what if i seem to remember 'bastian's mother being named somthing that sounded alot like montreal?

what if i reeeeally doubt the accuracy of that?

what if lets face it, i was only ever in it for atrayu Smile?

what if and the creatures of course?

what if the lismorian got canne from idol Frown?

what if oh well, i guess it was her time?

what if salem buys all of these dvds he keep seeing for me and waits to be swiftly re-embersed - seriously?

what if, cause people don't believe in cheap ANYTHING around here (bastards)?

what if ok, i should have been gone minutes ago - the bus will be here !! >.<?

what if seriously salem, seriously!!?

what if ok bye love you all see ya later gotta go BYE!!>.<?
 
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What if I think I'm feeling better, thanks Sara?

What if I may just be too pumped full of those throat things and I'll wake up in the middle of the night in agony when they wear off?

What if, I hate waking up in the morning when you have a sore throat? >.<

What if Mick purposely broke the iron, so you'd think "gee, he's not good at this. I won't let him iron anymore"?

What if Maddie should post in the Idol thread?

What if she's thinking "There's an Idol thread?"?

What if "I have a to do pile? *gasp*"?

What if I'm watching The O.C.?

What if I have fun pretending Julie really is Velasca in disguise?

What if, she broke free from the lava somehow, took the time to study her surroundings and assumed a new identity and started a family?

What if now she's just biding her time?

What if, for what, I don't know?

What if I'm waiting for her to yell at someone that they can't hide from a god?

What if Annie, Mattie and Harry make an appearance in the show? Smile

What if, or the clones?

What if or all of the above?

What if Velasca is angry?

What if she turns into a tornado soon? Smile

What if silly Ryan says he's not afraid of Velasca?

What if he'll have to learn the hard way?

What if Josie wasn't in Home & Away enough tonight?

What if Tash's reaction to her at the end was cute though?

What if she needs to become a permant character?

What if my life will be complete if I see her in the opening credits?


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What if it's been a couple days?

What if i was housesitting and the dumb comp she had didn't work?Frown

What if there's so much to catch up on i don't know where to begin?

What if I began on the Why is it that thread where Tiki made a brief cameo appearance earlier?Smile

What if I just tell you about my news for now and then catch up on yours?Wink

What if I now weigh 144 lbs?

What if it's fun to tell my weight now that i'm not all self conscious of it?Big Grin

What if I have 13 lbs to go before my weight goal?

What if whoo hoo?Big Grin

What if but on the down side, i seem to have thw worst pms i've had in a long time?Mad

What if all the usual symptoms amplified threefold? Eek

What if, sorry men, having to pluck nostril hairs just is NOT the same kinda pain.WinkBig Grin

What if but back on a lighter note, Beethoven's 9th is playing right now?Big Grin

What if that can soothe any savage beast?Wink

What if later for now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if the end of the week cannot get here fast enough?

What if because I am getting a flame colored GBA and a couple of games?

What if I'm so STOKED!? Smile

What if I'm also pumped for the 17th when the final Dune series installment Dune: The Battle of Corin comes out?

What if sweet? Big Grin Big Grin

What if come on friday!? Smile

What if laters?


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What if, don;t let salem and argy see you;re getting a GBA?

What if, unless you already have one, and this is just a limited edition colour or some crap?

What if i may one day soon get a GBA?

What if next time i am at the shops, i might price them, and th games i assume i will like?

What if Harry Potter, Spyro, Buffy, and i promised salem i;d get a pokemon game?

What if, but MWA HA HA, if i do, so does Argy!

What if more people need to what if?

What if only one post between the time i went to work, and the time i came home?

What if i like these lines from cat in the hat
cat: who's that
kid: that's our babysitter
Cat: Let me get this right, you pay this woman to sit on babies!
That's disgusting.. i'd do it for free


What if it's also highly amusing when they are sneaking through someones front lawn and cat picks up a hoe.. and says 'dirty hoe'

What if hehehehe


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What if I think Argy & Salem knew it was only a matter of time?

What if I'm really excited, lol, I went to Nintendo.com and looked at all the possible GBA games I can get?

What if and some old school classics as well?

What if I'm getting Prince of Persia for my GameCube as well because that game f'ing rocks?

What if Heitie, you might like it as it's not only fighting (which you might not like) but has puzzles and mind problems to solve to progress forward as well?

What if not to mention the graphics are sweet?

What if and Persia is just an awesome setting?

What if again, c'mon Friday? Big Grin


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what if ooh, i'm logged in on this computer Smile?

what if i almost b*tch-slapped some chick in class just now?

what if my being drunk and generally foul tempered didn't help matters?

what if i was also very sleepy, so nothing was actually said or done?

what if there was some casual disembodied swearing on my part though?

what if i'v esince exited the class?

what if it was a discussion of racial terminology?

what if i think the "you can't call blackboards black anymore" is what pushed me over the egde (not that that was her, but i was already angry at her, so yeah)?

what if if no-one's changed the terminology of white-boards (yeah, because they're not LUNATICS!!)?

what if this brings me back to oprah, where they had a scene from the aprentice:

"that's like the pot calling the kettle black"
"there you go with another racist remark. you just can't help yourself, can you?"

...???

what if i'm surrounded by fluckwits?

what if darn, that "l" shouldn't be there...?

what if i did not know there was an idol thread?

what if i'll have to investigate?

what if i am supposed to be researching right now but i'm full of chicken and blue lagoons, so i doubt if that would be all that productive?

what if i feel like writing, but i wouldn't know what to write?

what if i make an attempt at that autobiography again, and this time do it right?

what if seriously, fluckwits everywhere (damn "l"!)?


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What if this reminds me of an Outland Cartoon?

What if Opus starts out by saying, "I HATE all these pork barrel politics!"

What if that Pig(damn, never can remember his name!) says "SPECIES-IST! You can't say pork, it causes mental anguish to an oppressed species!"

What if Opus says, "sorry, just referring to all the lard in the bucket."

What if the Pig says "Don't say lard!"

What if Opus says "Spare me!"?

What if the pig says, "Don't say spare rib!"?

What if Opus says "Now cut that out!"?

What if the Pig says "don't say cutlet?"

What if Opus says, "boy some homogenus society!"

What if Milquetoaste in drag comes up and says, "Don't say Homo, it causes mental anguish to cross-dressing cockroaches?"

What if Opus starts pounding at him and says "Can i say BUG FACE?"

What if Milquetoaste says "Heterosexual White Male BORE?"

What if the Pig says "Don't say Boar?"

LOL!Big Grin
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"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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what if uh oh, are we supposed to be siting things in our what ifs o.o?

what if i'm up for a hell of a lot of...*sturggles not to use the term "sue-age"* if that's the case?

what if i saw that there were two people at the scrolls?

what if thought to myself "gee i hope that other person is dances with ferrets"Smile?

what if i just like reading the name Big Grin?

what if i still haven't done anything about an autobiography?

what if i go to the fiction and poetry forum and give it a bash...not that it's fiction or poetry?

what if it's faction?

what if i'm sure that has some major political connotations that i'm currently igonorant of?

what if i'm boooorreedddd?

what if i want to go home but i don't like my room mates at the moment?

what if, not because of anything they've done, specifically, i just can't handle having human things anywhere near me right now?

what if i could do with a day where all humans went away and i was the only one left?

what if i belive i metnioned this before?

what if, but i really reaally want it right now - no offence - you can all come back in a day or so?

what if i just need to spend 24hrs - 12 even, all by myself without any humans anywhere?

what if i can't see them, i cant hear them, i can't acknowledge there existence in any way?

what if i imagine that heaven is a grassy beach with no one on it and an ocean that stretches unblemished to the horizon?

what if i don't even know if there'd be animals - just the elements?

what if elements are good?

what if i want to go to sleep?

what if calmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueocean?

what if this is just making me cold?


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What if that's funny, I was telling myself "calmblueoceancalmblueoceancalmblueocean" today?

What if there's this guy at work that I really can't stand?

What if I'm not exactly sure why, he just really gets on my nerves?

What if "It's not so much I want to kill him, it's just, I want him not to be alive anymore"?

What if he needs to go away for 24 hours?

What if I've been looking at the Prince of Persia, but I'm being cheap and waiting for it to be on sale?

What if I don't know why though, it's not like I don't have money?

What if Sara gets a GameCube/GBA cable to link her things together?

What if I wish it was friday?

What if I'm not looking forward to tomorrow?

What if I'm always so fake around that guy I don't like?

What if I just tell myself he doesn't like me, so it makes my dislike of him much easier?

What if I was about to type "I'm hungry" but that would be crazy, as I just ate and I'm not hungry?

What if I wonder what fun The Panel has in store for tonight?

What if I'd forgotten that Home & Away will be off the air for the two weeks the olympics are on?

What if Josie will be taken from me again? Frown


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What if Blue Heelers will be off air for the Olympics too?

What if they won't be as good as the Sydney 200 Olympics?

What if they were ROCKIN'!!

What if Jess is watching Cat in the Hat AGAIN?

What if i lost my people near my name, and i willhave to work extra hard to get them back?

What if i am still hungry?

What if i have some ice cream, with some ice magic?

What if i won lotto?


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What if I LOVED that movie cat in the Hat?Big Grin

What if I saw it last year after my fall semester ended as a treat?

What if amongst other things, I loved seeing that Alec Baldwin charactar get kicked to the curb?Razz

What if it's been one of those weeks for me too, Maddie?

What if yes, just far far away please, human things go far far away?

What if hey Maddie have you ever seen a ferret dance?Smile

What if it's guarenteed to lift spirits so high you may not wanna come down!Big Grin

What if ferrets are natural antidepressants?

What if cats are natural tranquilizers?

What if give me an island with some ferrets and cats and no humans(except maybe my husband and Johnny Depp), and I'll be a happy lady for quite awhile?RazzBig Grin

What if would it be greedy of me to ask for some tim tams and rum?

What if ehhhh, maybe so?Wink

What if laters for now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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What if 'what if's' replaced money?

What if 'what if's' grew on trees?

What if the hottest band in the land were The What If's?

What if there were a shortage of 'what if's' & only one scroller could post one 'what if' per week?

What if there were a scroll lottery to see who 'what if'd' that week?

What if a scroller did 3 or more 'what if's' during the 'what if' shortage, thereby denying the scrolls the use of 'what if's' for 2 or more weeks?

What if more than one 'what if' during said shortage would get a scroller banned from the scrolls for a week?

What if it was announced that Faux News er i mean Fox News had invented the 'what if' shortage?

What if then there was a What If Convention for ppl to meet & 'what if' their wittle hearts away?
 
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What if.. it's Thursday?

What if woohoo, almost the end of the woeking week AND pay day?

What if, i forgot to change my name to go with my sig pic, so here it is now.. *G*

What if sorry about last night slem.. mick shut the comp down because he 'thought i was finished'

What if yeah sure, he knew i wasn't?

What if, so me and jessie went to bed and watched HP 3


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