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What if this is post number 2?

What if this should start a new page just to piss off Brucy?


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Posts: 4830 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if Jess is a real cuty pie & growing up way too fast..???

Ame Wrote:
What if Bruce is a royal pain in my ass?


Waht if Yeah he is..??

what if everyone has a purpose ..& now you realise mine..?? heehee


What if Ame is failing miserably at ignoring me..??
 
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What if I just resign to my fate at missing post #400 & just start planning for #500..??

What if the Best Science shows on TV nowdays are just reruns ..??

What if thats pretty sad..??




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
 
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What if you didn;t type like a retard, you would have started this page?


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What if we are 40% through this thread before it gets locked?

What if thats mostly due to the fact that Brucy has too much rap dribbling out of his mouth?


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What if 13 posts by me in a row would be more of me than EVEN I could tolerate..??

What if Ame sees if she has a full version of my Thersides type Piccy & puts it up..in place of the half pic that appently no one else gave enuff of a toot about to even mention to her ..??? blush

What if theres so much grit in this lettuce its like eating Blue cheese flavored sand paper..???
 
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Originally posted by Typhoid Mary:
What if you didn;t type like a retard, you would have started this page?


What if that would be pretty funny if it wasnt so insulting to retards & stuff..??? Big Grin

What if there wasa laffing Smiley in the text selection part..??




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
 
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What if it is 3pm and i realise i haven't had lunch yet?

What if between grocery shopping, tifying the house, and mutating, i haven't had time?


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What if well bye bye then...""
& thanks for the fun!

What if OMG !! I havent been able to use my usual ISP for weeks...??
What if I just changed the Dial up number & it connected..??

WHat if Im glad I paid up the small portion of the balance today to have it for 3 more months..??

What if Newsgroups here I come .. rite back where i started from ..??

What if I just stay up & type in the other 90 odd posts I need to get to #500..???

What if I dont & just Say I did..???
 
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what if i have no time for anything?

what if the shuttle is on it's way!?

what if if i just felt the sudden urge to what if and knew that if i didnt do it RIGHT NOW that i wouldn't be able to sleep at night o_O?

what if...i'v e had my moment.
 
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What if Ame said Brucy had rap dribbling out of his mouth?

What if Brucy was an involuntary rap singer?

What if he couldn't stop?

What if I have a pain in both my feet?

What if I woke up last night with a leg cramp?

What if it was really painful and made me yell out my pain in anger?

What if, stupid leg cramp?

What if I had many things to what if about, but now feel too tired?

What if I went on a delivery to Newcastle yesterday?

What if I lost count of the amount of cigarette's the person I went with had?

What if, I didn't complain though: too soon to show my true colours?

What if I cut my finger today with a knife? Frown

What if it was one of those fine cuts that don't stop bleeding?

What if I wasn't losing any of my precious blood though?

What if *licks lips*?

What if on a completely different note, I just wanted to say that Ash was such a bastard on Pokèmon yesterday?

What if Team Rocket used their new Cacnea against him for the first time and he instantly declares that they must've stolen it?

What if they befriended it and it wanted to go with them, compared to Ash planning to just catch Treecko and rip it away from its home and family?

What if *throws things at Ash*?

What if Jessie caught a Seviper today? Smile

What if it chopped off her hair?

What if, it was back moments later though?

What if Maddie posted far too briefly?

What if uni is getting in the way of her Scroll life again?

What if she needs to sort out her priorities?

What if she already has and this is the result?

What if, did I mention my leg hurt?

What if, I did?

What if, okay, good?

What if there's always a funny man in the game?

What if, but he's only funny by mistake?

What if but everyone laughs at him just the same?

What if they don't see his lonely heart break?

What if, no they don't care as long as there is a jester, just a fool, as foolish as he can be?

What if there's always a joker, that's the rule?

What if but fate deals a hand and I see, the joker is me?

What if the joker is me?

What if the joooookeeeeeeeeeeer, iiiis meeeeeeeeeeeee?

What if O.o


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what if "Renee O'Noccors" is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while?

what if i'd be eteranlly honored if Brucy gives me permission of make it my scroller name for a while?

what if i'd take good care of it, give it a real nice avatar and return it in better condition than i received it?

what if le woke up in quite the wacky mood this morning?

what if nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if thank god it's Friday?

What if I never seem to get anything done on Thursdsays anymore?

What if I've had nothing to do at my morning job since yesterday?

What if I keep telling the people in charge this, but they don't seem to be finding me anything to do?

What if I did no real work this morning?

What if the bastards still had to pay me?

What if I'm hoping there's something to do next week or it will occur to them that they don't really need me?

What if I still need them?

What if Lollapalooza finally posted their tour dates?

What if the closest they are coming to me is Dallas?

What if that's okay, but the dates are a Tuesday and Wednesday?

What if that really sucks?

What if I go and I'm having to haul a laptop along to do work during the sets of the bands I don't like?

What if a lot of the bands I want to hear have little asterisks by their names that means they are only playing selected dates?

What if occurs to me that most of those bands are going to be in the UK for Reading Festival around the time of the Dallas show?

What if that really, really sucks?

What if bah...the next closest dates to me are Atlanta or Denver--or maybe Illinois?

What if I doubt Hercy would want to go to Lollapalooza with me?

What if I wait and see who's playing the Dallas show?

What if I still say we pick a Lollapalooza for a scroller gathering?





 
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what if august 12 and 13 lollapalooza is right across the street from my apartment?
 
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What if, yet another scroll gathering I can't make it to?

What if 'le sigh'

What if this silly cold won't go away?

What if I have another birthday thread to start either later on today or tomorrow morning?

What if it is 6 days till jessie's birthday?

What if, also 6 days till jessie's birthday party?

What if Jess has a doll called Lollypalooza?

What if hehehehe, the irony of it all?


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What if 'SLUMBER PARTY AT TAM'S"!!


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Originally posted by Ame: Priestess of Ares:
What if we are 40% through this thread before it gets locked?

What if thats mostly due to the fact that Brucy has too much rap dribbling out of his mouth?


What if haiku

What if the thread locked
due to BruCy's mouth dribble
Arg' post new what if
 
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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:
What if 13 posts by me in a row would be more of me than EVEN I could tolerate..??

What if Ame sees if she has a full version of my Thersides type Piccy & puts it up..in place of the half pic that appently no one else gave enuff of a toot about to even mention to her ..??? blush

What if theres so much grit in this lettuce its like eating Blue cheese flavored sand paper..???


What if haiku 2

What if BruCy says
much, but xc still no gets
what has been said here

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Originally posted by Salem:
What if Ame said Brucy had rap dribbling out of his mouth?

What if Brucy was an involuntary rap singer?

What if he couldn't stop?

What if I have a pain in both my feet?

What if I woke up last night with a leg cramp?

What if it was really painful and made me yell out my pain in anger?

What if, stupid leg cramp?

What if I had many things to what if about, but now feel too tired?

What if I went on a delivery to Newcastle yesterday?

What if I lost count of the amount of cigarette's the person I went with had?

What if, I didn't complain though: too soon to show my true colours?

What if I cut my finger today with a knife? Frown

What if it was one of those fine cuts that don't stop bleeding?

What if I wasn't losing any of my precious blood though?

What if *licks lips*?

What if on a completely different note, I just wanted to say that Ash was such a bastard on Pokèmon yesterday?

What if Team Rocket used their new Cacnea against him for the first time and he instantly declares that they must've stolen it?

What if they befriended it and it wanted to go with them, compared to Ash planning to just catch Treecko and rip it away from its home and family?

What if *throws things at Ash*?

What if Jessie caught a Seviper today? Smile

What if it chopped off her hair?

What if, it was back moments later though?

What if Maddie posted far too briefly?

What if uni is getting in the way of her Scroll life again?

What if she needs to sort out her priorities?

What if she already has and this is the result?

What if, did I mention my leg hurt?

What if, I did?

What if, okay, good?

What if there's always a funny man in the game?

What if, but he's only funny by mistake?

What if but everyone laughs at him just the same?

What if they don't see his lonely heart break?

What if, no they don't care as long as there is a jester, just a fool, as foolish as he can be?

What if there's always a joker, that's the rule?

What if but fate deals a hand and I see, the joker is me?

What if the joker is me?

What if the joooookeeeeeeeeeeer, iiiis meeeeeeeeeeeee?

What if O.o


What if haiku 3

What if oh what if
many oh many what if's
what if oh what if
 
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Originally posted by Sactyl Mourning:
what if "Renee O'Noccors" is one of the funniest things i've seen in a while?

what if i'd be eteranlly honored if _Brucy_ gives me permission of make it my scroller name for a while?

what if i'd take good care of it, give it a real nice avatar and return it in better condition than i received it?

what if _le_ woke up in quite the wacky mood this morning?

what if nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....?


What if haiku 4

What if zoomie took
the name Renee O' Noccors?
oh blame the eggnog!
 
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Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:

What if I never seem to get anything done on Thursdsays anymore?

What if I've had nothing to do at my morning job since yesterday?




What if haiku 5

What if oh nothing
Nora did nothing oh my
xc says way cool!
 
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What if I'm not feeling good?

What if I'm beginning to become afraid that my mother gave me her flu from last week?

What if no throwing up...yet...but with the way I feel, I wouldn't be surprised if it happens at some point?

What if AND I have a paper to write tonight?

What if this so sucks?

What if I hate feeling nauseous...anything else I can take, but not nauseous?

What if I also have one more day of work before my two day break?

What if *prays it goes away*?

What if Frown ?
 
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What if *whines*?

What if I just took my tempertature?

What if I was hoping it was all in my head?

What if it's not?

What if I have 101 degree temp?

What if and I've only been not feeling good for 6 hours?

What if my mom's flu lasted a week and her temp got up to 103?

What if she just gave me a bucket to throw up in in case I can't make it to the bathroom?

What if according to her, now it's inevitable?

What if waaaaaah? Frown

What if dangit, I'm gonna get a freakin' occurence now at work?

What if and not get money because I don't have paid sick days?

What if man, this sucks?

What if...right...paper?
 
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Salem wrote:
What if Brucy was an involuntary rap singer?

Eek

What if I HATE rap..??

What if that could be insulting ... if wasnt so Totally Hilarious?? Big Grin

What if Nora calling her bosses Bastards amuses me too..??

What if last night a REALLY long stream of bad luck...(Like since New Years Day)started to turn around ..what if 4 problems met at least SOME solutions within the last 24 hours..???

What if I expect more good stuff Soon..???

What if YaY .. it was gettin to the point where I was shuttin down & just avoidin Dealin with everything..??
What if Im a bit invigorated & ....yeah. just AND..???!!!
 
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what if the von bondies are gonna play the Dallas fest?

What if Jason is still an asshole, but the music ain't bad?

What if the Thrills don't have it on their site?

What if Elbow and PJ Harvey don't have any of the dates on their sites?

What if the Walkmen only have dates listed through 18 August?

What if I went to the Walkmen's mirror site,Walkmen, and had to laugh at their tour dates?

What if I had no idea they'd played in Cincinatti, Oklahoma?

What if I was unaware that Oklahoma had a Cincinatti?

What if I didn't realize there was an Indianapolis, Iowa?

What if Nashville relocated to Texas?

What if Louisville decided it was just too damn hot for Kentucky and decided Louisiana was the happening place?

What if I'm not quite sure which state is PE?

What if I'm jealous of Tam having the festival that close?

What if I'm looking at a four and a half hour drive?

What if I bribe Sara into going with a bottle of Chimay?

What if we stalk the Walkmen only to give them a list of US Postal abbreviations for the states?

What if I'll forgive them because The Rat kind of speaks to me on a deep level these days?

What if I'm amused that La Bella Bruce is amused that I call my bosses bastards?

What if I'm amazed that this kinder, gentler Brucy didn't exhort me to "Kill 'em all!"?

What if I hope Brucy remembers the source of "Kinder, gentler" and smiles/scowls at me because of it?





 
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