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What if Argy, my alignment was primarily good but I did some thieving and of course, chicken kickin' just so I wouldn't be TOO good?

What if and I also had 2 wives in 2 different towns? Big Grin

What if actually Salem, in games where you can choose, I tend to choose an alignment with the forces of good?

What if it's hard for me to do things intentionally evil but I want to play F A B L E again and choose evil and follow it all the way through?

What if cause that'd be cool?

What if Argy, have you played F A B L E?

What if I see your defiance Salem, you shall be punished when I reach Australia?

What if oh goddamnit, I completely forgot about all the stupid idiots who will be on the highway?

What if F#^$?

What if I freakin' HATE Oklahomans on the freeway?

What if ohhhh, it's on like donkey kong now?

What if it's already been broughten? Big Grin


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what if i consider it done brung?

what if when a Texan fancies [s]he'll take [her]his chances, chances will be taken?

what if and that's for sure?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I has did done voted?

What if including the wait it only took 15 minutes?

What if yowza, huge reduction from last time when we went at like 6:30pm?
 
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Originally posted by Queen of Sarcasm:
what if that's how i feel about _Kath & Kim_ references, which i assume are hysterical but can't say from personal experience?


What if they are?

What if I wonder if you'd like tapes?
 
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What if I have voted as well? Smile

What if and I'm currently sporting my "I made freedom count, I VOTED in Denton County, TX" sticker with pride?

What if okay, so not so much pride as sort of a 'ha ha ha' attitude?

What if the lines were long and I went at 10:30?

What if at my polling place, by 9:30 over 250 people had voted already?

What if damn?

What if I'm glad people are voting?


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What if voted this morning just after 7?

What if mine was ballot 46 at just 10 after?

What if the poll worker again mentioned that he used to work my grandpa?

What if this time instead of saying he'd been dead for over a decade I just smiled and said that we miss him?

What if that seemed to satisfy him?

What if then he had to ask if I was the granddaughter?

What if I pointed out my middle name on the register and said I was named after him-kinda?

What if I've been following election day coverage at BBC Online?

What if I'm rather amused by the detached view that isn't quite so detached?

What if I sought out Deutsche Welle earlier, but it's coverage wasn't as good?

What if I was rather surprised to see that Das Bild had endorsed W?

What if I was not surprised at the self-serving reason why?

What if I don't mean to be negative because I totally get why Das Bild would think that way?

What if I didn't mean to get all political?

What if the BBC reporters have been keeping a running log from various spots around the US?

What if I'm jealous of the Miami reporter?

What if it's a nice day there?

What if it's cold and windy and dark here?

What if when I was walking to work this morning I passed by two buildings which remind of ships sailing in an ocean of concrete?

What if coupled with the wind gusts the images of the ships made me think of that Mony Python song from the short film preceding the Meaning of Life?

What if it's fun to charter an account and sail the wide accountancy?

What if punny?

What if I concentrate on hoppy?

What if as in beer?





 
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What if I wonder if voters elsewhere had to show ID?

What if I wouldn't have minded at all, but they didn't ask?

What if we just have to write our name and address and date of birth on this little "application to vote" paper?

What if we hand it to the first in a series of little old ladies who looks up our names in a sort of book and highlights us in green?

What if then she passes our approved application along to the next lady who gives us our ballot?

What if then the next little old lady tells us when a booth is open?

What if then a little old gentleman stands at the ready for any questions we might have?

What if after all our hole punching the little gentleman checks the ballot and shows us how to put it into the machine?

What if then we have to put it in ourselves because of some kind of law, I guess, and it's zipped away with lightening speed?

What if then we get our snappy stickers?

What if there were 2 or 3 other districts in the same church reception hall as ours but ours was the only one with any line at all?

What if I'm totally curious to see if all the lines are longer now?

What if most of the names in the book had been highlighted already at 4pm, by the way?

What if...highlit?
 
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what if no ID was technically required, but i showed mine anyway?
what if the lady asked for my date of birth?
what if not everyone was asked though?
what if that worries me?
what if said lady checked me off in her book?
what if the lady next to said lady gave me a paper card to sign?
what if i then had to go to another table to get a plastic card for the voting machine?
what if i had to put my signed paper card in a bag hanging on the side of the machine?
what if i put the plastic card into the machine to record my vote?
what if i then returned the plastic card to the lady who previously gave it to me?
what if i forgot to get a sticker?
 
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What if reading someone else's play-by-play is much more interesting than reading my own?

What if it stands to reason?

What if I do not like the sound of that voting system, Tam, what with bags and cards and such?

What if I'll stick with our ancient punching thingy until something better and not confusing comes along?

What if Paco always votes faster than I do so he was already getting stickers when I finished, even though I went first?

What if he got some for the kids from the nice aforementioned gentleman?

What if they put them on our John Kerry yard sign?

What if many such yard signs nearby have been vandalzed, ie spraypainted with "BUSH" in red?

What if, interestingly, you never see the Republican signs vandalized?
 
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what if, if we all voted by flushing toilets, the world would be a better place?

what if regarding last night, scrollers, what i said i said because of paranoia and illness?

what if still i worry, but worry is currently in check Smile?

what if i think i have allergies?

what if i balme and then sue frickin' ceramics for all the allergy creating crap they made me breathe in over the past two years?

what if news-flash people - only glazing and firing ruin your health, and that's the stuff i never EVER wanted to do!?

what if, but of course they made me do it anyway and then gave me sh*t marks to boot?

what if, but i'm not bitter - oh no - i'm not bitter at all Mad?

what if i think i'm allergic to my cat Frown?

what if i never was before *still. not. bitter.*?

what if i requested allergy treatment, but mum told me "i don't have enough money - you'll just have to suffer"?

what if i get the distinct feeling that she doesn't give a crap?

what if that's life i guess?

what if i suppose i coud go drown out my sorrows with some ice-cream and videos?

what if i'm thinking yugi angst or last unicorn apathy?

what if, perhaps a nice dose of family guy smut is in order Smile?

what if futurama hilarity would be good too but i can't be screwed hooking up my dvd player today?

what if hm. i just realised that i've had my shirt on backwards all day?

what if, well there you go?

~what if xena heartache - that could work too?


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What if Lina Inverse traded places with Xena for the day? Eek


Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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What if I had the faintest idea who the girl in Argy's sigpic was?
What if that embarassed me just enough to turn in my Otaku badge?Eek


Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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What if SX saw my new siggy, and got jealous? Big Grin


Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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What if I knew how to turn a sigpic url link thingie from HTML to UBB?Frown


Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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What if I heard on the radio that people were queuing for like 9 hours to vote??

What if when I voted the whole thing took like 10 minutes max?

What if there was a series of little old ladies but you only had to go to one of them?

What if she asked my name, date of birth and... highlit my name, gave me the pieces of paper, asked if I had any quyestions then sent me on my way?

What if there were no fancy punching machines?

What if just a pencil?

What if I drew a smiley face on the back of the paper, which probably made my vote void?

What if there was an old man standing by a big box, directing me to put the paper in the slot?

What if I appologise to Maddie for disappearing?

What if I was lying on the floor, waiting for Deaths sweet embrace, but it never came?

What if and I went to work today?

What if I want to stay home tomorrow Frown?

What if no one seems to care?

What if I have to watch last nights The Practice and last weeks Amazing Race after Home & Away and before The Panel?

What if I need to watch Sonic X before Neighbours?

What if Sonic X started it's Sonic Adventure adaptation on Monday? Smile

What if oh bugger, I haven't watched the rest of last weeks The Panel yet?

What if people wonder why I have no social life, this is why!!?


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What if I were invisible?
What if I could fly?
What if I could travel at lightning speed, transcontinental, and give certain scrollers wedgies and noogies? RazzBig Grin


Your Hidden Talent



You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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what if i got all excited when i saw xina inverse's sig?

what if i misread "kiba" as "kaiba", as in seto?

what if then i saw the picture and hushed right up (not that they're that dissimilar)?

what if there's a whole lot of anime going on at the scrolls lately?

what if it's the first sign of the apoccolypse?

what if, you'd think after about 6 or so of those things in the buffyverse, i'd know how to spell the word by now?

what if i look it up?

what if ass...apse...apartment...apocalypse Smile?

what if i was reading backwards, and then skipped ahead and then back again?

what if i long to be on a school bus, returning home from a long day of play and academic praise Smile?

what if maybe that's why i can't stand the sound of children laughing - the memory of what i can never again have is too painful?

what if calm-blue-ocean-calm-blue-ocean-calm-blue-ocean?

what if calm blue ocean being looked out over from pegasus' tower at duellist kingdom...*pant*Razz?

what if i suddenly feel vioelently ill?

what if it's brought about by the realisation that i may never again what if after this day?

what if i feel certain that the last page will be filled and closed by the time i get up tommorrow, so this is the last chance i have?

what if i'm quite sure that their won't be any more what if threads after this?

what if *fights back the vomit*Frown?

what if i have the little river band singing "reminiscing" in my head?

what if i feel pressured to make a long and lasting what if for old times sake, but i don't know what to write?

what if this is going to be one of those "shut up becky! ooh that would have been sweet" incidences?

what if i forgot to mention yards ago that i do know what anastasia bevenhousen is all about, and am quite proud of that fact Smile?

what if getting absolutley trashed does not sound like the worst idea i've had all day?

what if my foot is cold underneath the open window, and it insights poetry to spark within my soul?

what if that's pretty much all i got though, so there goes that idea?

*sigh*

what if i come to realise what a terrible burdon i've come to be over the course of my inane existence?

what if my heart grows heavy and my eyelids draw to a close?

what if there's that perdy poetry again?

what if this is not the way i wanted to go out, but what else is there?

what if i watched a show on happiness today and it told me that if i can fake happiness, and just laugh at nothing, then my body won't know the difference?

what if HAHAHAHAHAHAH!AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin!?

what if well, i suppose it helped a little?

what if i credit some of the people and topics that have got me through 100 pages of what ifs?

whatif, in no particular order...1.salem.2.yu-gi-oh.3.ame.4.austalian idol.5.david bowie.6.tina.7.i'm worried Frown.8.argy scares me Frown.9.sara.10.kaiba.11.pegasus.12.pegasus and kaiba.13.emoticons.14.champaigne.15.the simpsons.16.futurama.17.home and away.18.dani is a cow.19.kimmy and robbie 4-eva Razz.20.robbie is so frickin' HOT!.21.spike.22.angel.23.buffy.24.zoom.25.xc.26.brucy.27.it's too hot.28.it's too cold.29.i think i'm dying.30.i feel violently ill.31.i hate ceramics.32.uni sux.33.paranoia.34.alcoholic.35.literati anyone?.36.i feel like watching rove.37.why is no one online?.38.f***ing MSN!!.39.i hate my life.40.*SIGH*.41.why isn't labyrinth on dvd?.42.why don't i own the last unicorn on dvd?.43.i think i'm depressed.44.i have too many thoughts.45.what ever happened to brian and joey?.46.kate47.thanks for the cds tam!!Big Grin.48.thanks for the presents heitie!!Big Grin.49.who wants to go to the zoo?.50.johnny depp Razz.51.why has no one what iffed today?.52.i'm bored.53.my eye is twitching.54.my back hurts.55.well, i missed the bus.56.i'm sleepy.57.why the HELL do nickelodeon think they can skip eniter sagas of yugioh during a marathon??.58.fanfic Big Grin.59.read my stories!>.<.60.i like this song Smile.61.stupid crashy computers!!.62.damn eve.63.lila.64.jubs.65.i love eric stuart Smile.66.i have no business voting.67.i think i'm gonna throw up.68.i love dan green Smile.69.i love kura Smile.70.my kitty is so CUTE ^_^.71.i miss my kitty Frown.72.i wanna go home!FrownFrown.73.i should really be doing something...like writing or working perhaps.74.screw going to class.75.yami is hot Razz.76.i wish i was back at school Frown.77.i'm itchy.78.hooray! i have futurama dvds Big Grin.79.i still haven't seen troy.80.sirius and lupin are so into each other.81.stupid rowling woman!!>_<.82.it was a ficking CURTAIN!!>_<.83.harry potter.84.i like draco Razz.85.my left arm is tingling.86.sugarbush o.O?.87.you're all filthy.88.filthy filthy chat room.89."yaoi" SmileRazz.90.nora/bingo bonuses (pretty much synonomous).91.is the panel on yet?.
92.singlets? speedos? O_O.93.*rolling*"rrrrrr" Razz.94.i got a computer and it has a cd burner!Big Grin.95.some guy kissed me.96.kah-rah-teh Smile.97.it's all over poeple, we don't have a prayer.98.oh well, you get that.99.....100.my legs hurt Frown.

what if, that's just to name a few?

what if *singing* yesterday...all my troubles seems so far away...now it looks as though they're here to stay,oh i believe, in yesterday Frown?

what if, is that even the words?

what if, bah, no matter - no one will ever read this again once the thread gets locked and burried Frown?

what if my only outlet - my only source of communication - gone gone gone *tear*?

what if oh well, it was bound to happen sooner or later?

what if chin up lads, everything will be right as rain, you'll see Smile?

what if *group hug* i'll miss you crazy what-iffers *sniff*FrownFrownFrown?


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what if i never fixed my shirt?

what if i think i needed to feel the pressure of the tag under my neck?

what if i recently lost a pendat that i've been wearing since i was 12, and haven't even been able to bring myself to take the chain off yet Frown?

what if it's been a lifetime of changes, not all of them good Frown?

what if i suppose it's all for the best *yet more group hugging* i love you guys - you make my life worth while Smile?

what if *realises that i'll never speak to half of you ever agian outside this thread*...*zoidberg* awwww...Frown?


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Originally posted by xina inverse:

What if I had the faintest idea who the girl in Argy's sigpic was?
What if she's Lyndis from the game Fire Emblem?

What if she's my favourite character in the game?

What if I've levelled her up, and made her a Lord, but I get kinda afraid to use her all the time, in case she gets killed?

What if I can't believe I still scare Maddy? Confused

What if, even after we are Fire Red twins and everything? Frown

What if it took me about half an hour to vote?

What if that's because I tick EVERY BOX when we're only required to tick about six out of roughly 139?

What if I like to make those politicians listen to my voice on ballot day, as it's the only real opportunity I have?


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What if indeed Heitie, hearing other people's way of voting is interesting?

What if and complicated sounding?

What if everyone was required to show your voter's registration card AND your driver's license?

What if they gave you a form according to what precint you were in?

What if and then you went to a booth and found the little black felt tip pen and completed an arrow to signify who you were voting for?

What if of course, you could vote straight Republican or Democratic ticket?

What if and if you voted one, but voted for say a Libertarian both votes would count?

What if and then you fed it into a little machine and left?

What if I'm amazed I was #9 on madogis' list?

What if cause I'm not sure how I rate being ninth?

What if but that's kinda cool? Smile

What if it's bleeding cold?


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What if we did not have to show ID at my poling place?

What if I went when the polls opened at 7 and was out in less than 40 minutes?

What if there were far more young voters out than I'd ever seen?

What if I took that as a positive sign for my candidate of choice?

What if yeah he won my state by a landslide so yay young voters?

What if as far as the rest of the country, not so much? Frown

What if I drown my sorrows in sushi and beer tonight?

What if I do not technically think you can drown in sushi?

What if it's because sushi is not liquid?

What if it's because fish can swim?

What if I am avoiding working and I am overtired right now?

What if clearly? Wink
 
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what if voted early (last Tuesday as opposed to yesterday)?

what if i walked right in, showed my coffee-stained voter's reg. card and went at it, futile though it proved to be?

what if we use an electronic system that isn't touch screen...i think they call it optical scanning?

what if you turn a little wheel to get to highlight the person you want to for vote and then click another button to vote for them?

what if i trust no one nor any of their machines...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if they mixed up the pictures on purpose?

What if for future elections, they showed the candidate's butts instead of their faces?

What if I voted with a magic marker and that was weird enough?

What if '00 was bizarre enough, '04's even weirder and worse?

What if Bar'ama! yaaay!!!!
 
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What if I've been wanting to exit this country for years?

What if I'm sure under some sort of Patriot Act shit I've just committed some kind of treason?

What if I forgot to say that we also had to sign the little voting application.

What if not that it matters?

What if I'm glad my state was blue, but it was a very narrow margain, and they also outlawed gay marriage?

What if *sigh*?

What if that was a very impressive list, Maddie?

What if...are we really not having another one of these threads?
 
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