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What if ye gods I hate quarterly exterminating and changing of the air filters?

What if damn, this quarter was hellaciously bad for some reason?

What if I am a tired girl? Razz

What if Ryan's letting me borrow the first disc of Resident Evil 4 for GameCube?

What if that game is so hardcore, it's on two discs?

What if bleh, I think I shall melt into a puddle of tired on my couch and call it a day?

What if Smile?


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What if sorry, Sara, but I just got off the phone?

What if clients and their problem ex-spouses suck?

What if I was going to do something today and now I can't remember what?


What if I hate when that happens?

What if senility ain't so bad?





 
Posts: 2306 | Location: DFW | Registered: 24 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I'm conflicted?

What if I don't know whether to play Fire Emblem or Metroid Fusion?

What if Fire Emblem?

What if Metroid Fusion?

What if Fire Emblem?

What if, screw it, I'm play them both? Smile


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Posts: 5457 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if woo! double ep of home and away?

what if the legends were true Smile?

what if no robbie, but what are ya gonna do?

what if heh, hayley's gonna see kim naked Razz?

what if i wish i was hayley...you know, without the burned-down house and the murdered husband?

what if although, if it meant i'd get to see kim naked...?


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what if TGIfreakinF?

what if i don't wanna work on Zoomie's farm no more?

what if Bob Dylan references are lost on the lot of you?

what if okay...maybe not the lot of you but the vast majority thereof?

what if so it's gonna be one of those days, is it?

what if i feel a song coming on...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if, if it's similar to the last "song" you had in your head, I'm sure we'll all be highly amused? Wink

What if bloody hell, I'm still freaking tired?

What if bleh, stop brooding Sar, it only makes your head explode and ew, it splatters everywhere?

What if I wish work was already over?

What if this weekend, we shall practice softball with Tiff?

What if and rest, yes, lots of rest? Smile


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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What if i worked on Zoomie's farm?

What if i drove a tractor on the farm?

What if i got thrown off tractor & onto a pitchfork?

What if then knock knock knockin on Tartarus' door?

What if yay another Dylan reference?
 
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What if my sister is here?

What if all her little friends will be here soon?

What if there's a hair dresser here also?

What if it's some sort of trial for my sisters wedding?

What if websters dictionary defines a wedding as the process of removing weeds from ones garden?

What if I hope no one comes upstairs?

What if I should go say hello to the person I'm partnered with at the wedding?

What if, not that I haven't met her before?

What if my sisters friends watch Kath & Kim?

What if I should go introduce myself by saying "Hi, I'm Andrew, Andrew Strzelecki, very nice to meet you?"

What if all that would come out would be "Hi mmfrmmfble"?

What if I just hope that they know 'mmfrmmfble' probably means something like 'It's lovely to meet you'?


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What if Salem should introduce himself as Salem a short, dark and handsome devil-may-care pussycat?

What if he then he might have to go somewhere for awhile?

What if it's a happy place?

What if the staff wear clean white shirts?

What if he laughs evilly at the thought of getting black cat hair all over the clean white shirts?

What if when his special friend, Dr. Tim, comes to visit he hisses and arches his back?

What if eventually after Dr. Tim talks soothingly to him, he begins to purr?

What if he laughs when Dr. Tim finally runs away?

What if that's part of his plan?

What if that's what he's going to do tonight?

What if you're wondering what it is he's going to do tonight?

What if it's the same thing he does every night?

What if try and take over the world?





 
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what if well, no what ifs in just under 12 hrs?

what if, is it my imagination, or are things slowing down a bit?

what if my cd player seems to have forgotten that it has mulan rouge in there amongst the ratcat and the evanescence?

what if i need a peanut butter sandwich?

what if damn salem's power of suggestion to hell?

~what if ok, "nature boy" is on - all is well?

~what if hey, my post count is past 1800 - when did that happen o.o?


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what if any day now, any day now xc shall be released?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if it's amazing what ten hours of sleep will do for a tired body? Smile

What if ahhh, much better?

What if I haven't decided what, if anything, I want to do today?

What if I should do laundry and go grocery shopping?

What if meh?

What if it's a nice day out today?


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What if SNOW! WE GOT SNOW! WHOOHOO!Big Grin

What if sheesh, a foot and a half at that!

What if wow this happened shortly after i posted my story in Tigger's Story challenge! Could the nature gods have been reading my thoughts?RazzBig Grin

What if...later gators, off to play in the SNOW!Big Grin


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"Those who love us...never really leave us."--some mortal dude from a 21st century movieBig Grin

Gotta love me! Smile

Come to my Corner!

Xena's Private TentBig Grin
 
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What if it hailed here in friday?

What if no damage to us luckily?

What if that is the closest thing we get to snow?

What if i miss Salem, i wonder when his real comp is coming back?

What if it's already back, and he is just avoiding me?


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What if it is snowing here and I am already stuck in the house?

What if we are expected to have 15-30 inches by morning?

What if that is a very wide margin of error for those meteorologists?

What if we get the predicted high winds and we lose power?

What if it happens tomorrow and I miss the NFL playoff games?

What if I have a BIG problem with that concept?

What if I just calm myself down and not worry about it this soon?

What if I go to a happy place by chanting "Go Patriots!"? Smile
 
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what if i saw two episodes of futurama last night that i've never seen before?

what if "bender should not be allowed on television" and the one about the greenhouse gasses?

what if the first one seemed too preachy, while the second was quite amusing Smile?

what if i now understand "kyoto, the anogram lover's tokyo" Smile?

what if mother's in here playing old records?

what if i'm currently listening to "itchycoo park"?

what if isn't that nice Smile?


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What if mwahahahahahahahahah! I just beat Nora and Dave in Scrabble?

What if my score: 154, Nora had 149 and Dave had 121?

What if who rocks?

What if Sara does, aw yeah bitches?

What if SNAP!!!? Big Grin


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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What if every dog has its day?

What if that goes for every bitch too?
 
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What if *snicker*, Nora is just jealous she lost?

What if and hey bitch, you usually win consistently, so shaddup?

What if ho? Razz

What if I still rock? Big Grin


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There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
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What if "bitch" isn't an insult in my circle?

What if not usually?

What if you have to be good enough to be a bitch?

What if it's better to be a bitch than a doormat?
 
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What if I've always thought of both of you as my bitches?


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What if I am Argy's bitch, willingly and happily? Wink Big Grin


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

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what if i just found a very interesting picture of robbie and kim?

what if very interesing indeed?

what if kim all wet and without a stitch of clothing?

what if robbie on his knees?

what if staring deeply into each other's eyes?

what if chains o.o?

what if observe?

what if Razz?


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what if *cough*?

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what if i do so hope lila997 doesn't lose power & she gets to see her Pats?

what if there is a regional blackout, i'll be watching so you can call me for updates Wink?

what if i too got a glorious, restorative 10-hour sleep?

what if now i must work for a few hours so i can leve the p.m. for football?

what if football, football, football?

what if i just wish my team was playing...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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