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What if bottle of Jagermeister sold seperately?

What if companion sidekick Malamute sold seperately as well?

What if but snarktastic Evil Nemesis Sara comes with Action Lesbian deluxe model?

What if mwahahaha!? Big Grin


What if god knows that noone would ever get the Sara doll unless if they had to purchase it separately?





 
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What if ho?

What if Razz?


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What if Big Grin ?





 
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WHat if singing WP9 doll(who sings over all the BS) sold separately on Ebay?Razz

What if Big Grin

What if hey what about a lunchbox for action lesbian?

What if...it's metal, like the seventies, cuz...metal lunchboxes are cool?RazzBig Grin

What if my friend is absolutely out of his gord, but I love him for being a gutsy action guy in his own right?Big Grin

What if I finally answer to fatique and fall into bed?Razz

What if poor john has to stay up and do the dishes and i get to sleep?

what if but hey...I cooked?WinkBig Grin

What if ahhh the joys of sharing kitchen duties!Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
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what if the Action Lesbian lunchbox would indeed be a 70's throwback, not unlike Action Lesbian herself?

what if lol @ Smirky?

what if we should probably leave her be cuz it's either packaging with the deluxe edition Action Lesbian or the Island of Misfit Toys for the Evil Nemisis Sara action figure?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if bitches?

What if meh, all Evil Genius nemesis need their own private island of minions to boss around?

What if hmmmmm? *speculative gleam in her evil eye*

What if I'm going to refrain from saying something about the...vintage age of Action Lesbian?

What if but just know it involves the word 'old' several times? Big Grin

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what if i painted this for my brother last night?

what if, well this is just a replica (and a dodgey one at that) but you get the idea?

what if:

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what if i hope he likes it?

what if i'm going home for the wedding, so yay! i'll be on line for a few days this week!Big Grin?

what if see you all then ^_^?


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What if I am having the cramps from hell?

What if ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww? Frown

What if dangit medicine, kick in already?

What if I hate bad cramps 'cause then there's like nothing I can do?

What if except sit as still as humanly possible, hence why I'm at the computer?

What if sigh?

What if I feel like whining, sue me? Razz
 
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What if it's been hot all week and now it's snowing?

What if I find that hilarious?

What if the Dayquil has something to do with it?

What if I didn't know that stuff was supposed to make you loopy?

What if I went to the grocery store and was having an Ally McBeal experience?

What if good thing we made a list?

What if, hey Keri, if your medicine doesn't kick in, maybe try some Dayquil? Big Grin
 
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What if oh my gosh, Chiana, I am incredibly loopy on Dayquil?

What if you don't even want to know!? Razz

What if I have been known to say the weirdest and goofiest things under the influence of it?

What if and non-drowsy my butt, it knocks me out within an hour?

What if it makes it hard to take that stuff when you have to go to work? Wink

What if luckily though, the medicine did kick in after a couple of hours?

What if even though I didn't need it, I took a nap too just so I could lay still for awhile?

What if then I got all Miss Homemaker and made myself some Spaghetti with Browned Butter and Mizithra Cheese?

What if mmmmmm, you guys should try it? Big Grin

What if and now I'm bloated beyond repair, lol?
 
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what if i am incredibly bored right now?

what if i have an easy way to combay that, but i couldn't be screwed doing it?

what if i'll be watching a movie soon anyway?

what if "saved" - mandy moore?

what if, should be interesting?

what if sundays suck beyond all reason?

what if weekends in general are stupid for when you want to get things done?

what if i was waiting for money to come into my account so i could buy a train ticket, and then when it arrived, my bank card fecked up and i had to order a new one?

what if, while ordering the new one yesterday, i lost my chance to go to the train station to buy my ticket (with the money that i had to fill out a form to withdraw - i hate forms, they confuse me) because the train station closes at noon on saturdays apparantly?

what if, and they don't do sundays either (because not even the freaking buses here run on sundays Roll Eyes) so that rules today out?

what if, and wouldn't you know it, tomorrow's a public holiday, so no ticket buying then either?

what if, which means i have to wait til teusday to buy the ticket, which means i won't be able to go home until wednesday at the earliest (and that's if i'm lucky)?

what if i need to be home by thursday morning to catch a plane?

what if it's just a mite stressful over here at the moment?

what if i run away and join the circus instead?


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What if I fell in the shower today?

What if I've never done that before?

What if I don't seem to be injured?

What if klutzy is not my usual thing?

What if I'm not exactly coordinated, but don't really trip into clumsy?

What if I was trying to shave my legs?

What if I guess I overbalanced?

What if shaving gel went flying all over the place?

What if somehow the shower curtain didn't come down?

What if I'll have to see if bruises come later?

What if I'm just getting old?

What if I need grab bars in the shower?

What if those would have been really nice to have today?

What if I decided I'd better practice my baritone this afternoon?

What if screw the neighbors?

What if I think I'd sound quite good if I could get more practice in?

What if not great, just pretty good?

What if we have a concert this Saturday?

What if lots of German type music?

What if we're ending with the ultra-American Stars and Stripes Forever?

What if John Phillip Sousa is God?





 
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What if I really shouldn't be laughing at the image of shaving gel flying everywhere, but I am?

What if *cough*? Big Grin
 
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What if hehehe, shaving gel flying all over the place, that reminds me of an experience I had yesterday?

What if...naaa, not telling?Red FaceBig Grin

What if I'm housesitting in this gorgeous ranch house with the sweetest dog known to man?

What if she has some serious energy for a ten year old dog?

What if John and i threw the ball for her today for about 25 minutes straight and she was STILL all revved up?

What if this house is perfect...isolated, great big kitchen and living room, tv in every room...

What if a girl could get used to living like this?Big Grin

What if I wish i didn't have to work early tomorrow, talk about rude awakening?Frown

What if oh well...onward?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I'm home?

What if I'm tired?

What if I'm grumpy?

What if I'm f*cking glad this day is almost over as it has sucked tremendous amounts of ass?

What if and now, my piss poor mood and I are going to go?

What if thank you? Razz


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What if I feel like i never what if anymore?

What if I wonder why Maddie is coming home?

What if, I wonder where she is flying to?

What if i wonder if she has found out where Salem has been for the last two weeks?


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what if while i'm definitely NOT applauding the fact that Sara had a suck-ass day, it is rather comforting to see her irrascible grumpy-side return?

what if as it is also comforting to see the Right Irreverand Pope Ratsack back in the what if thread?

what if i was sicker than two dogs Saturday night through yesterday with some killer intestinal malfunction?

what if so sick i have to reschedule the 2nd day of my motorcycle safety training cuz i was too sick to ride? Frown Mad smash Frown

what if pretty much the entire day in bed?

what if catching up on all that insomnia-robbed sleep was a wonderfully welcomed side effect?

what if i've more or less bounced back?

what if onward through the fog...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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What if cats could light a match after doing their business?

What if they could clean their own litter?

What if Jinxy the cat gave classes on how to use the toilet and flush?

What if cats could do the laundry?

What if they made dinner?

What if they started paying some rent? Big Grin
 
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What if it's the last day of my four day weekend I requested off?

What if it sure hasn't felt like I've had any time off?

What if the only thing that actually went as planned was me getting caught up on all my sleep? Razz

What if here's to hoping I don't have to stay on this frickin' IPT schedule much longer?

What if waking up at 8:30am is so so sooo much better than waking up at 5:30am?

What if bring on the seller position? Razz

What if in fact just plain bring on my next long weekend so I can be with my girl?

What if yes yes, this would be much better? Smile

What if what to do...?

What if I could either be a lazy bum, literally, 'cause I can't think of a darn thing to do here... or I could go to Mervyn's and see if they have shorts and socks...or I could go get me some new tennis shoes because mine are hideous?

What if hmmm...lazy bumdom on my last day is tempting, but I also need to get those things done sometime?

What if....we'll see what wins out, heh?

What if and for the record, I had noticed Shelley's What if disappearance and had missed her? Smile
 
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what if while i'm definitely NOT applauding the fact that Sara had a suck-ass day, it is rather comforting to see her irrascible grumpy-side return?


What if thanks mate? Smile

What if lol, in a backwards sort of way?

What if I didn't go to work today, my neck was pretty sore this morning?

What if I will say this, having a accident in Austin wasn't nearly as traumatic as I thought, at least people wise?

What if the other parties involved were very nice?

What if one of 'em reminded me of Shawn?

What if before anyone asks, the car's okay, I'm okay, everyone involved was okay?

What if it scared the shit out of me though? Razz

What if but Faith's going to hate me for awhile, she's got a few scratches and a tiny crack in her bumper?

What if ow, snap, crackle, pop? Frown

What if meh, at least it's stopped raining?


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What if my evil lawyer heart just skipped a beat?





 
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What if I said it many times, but I'll say it again...thank God my girl's okay? Smile

What if eh, aside from neck pain, that is?

What if so I wasn't a lazy bum after all?

What if I went and did all my errands?

What if I now have two new pairs of jean shorts, a cute grey t-shirt that was on sale for $3, a new pair of jeans for work, and the best part, new cool tennis shoes?

What if I will be happy to part with the ones that were falling apart, shoelaces frayed everywhere, dirty as all get out, you name it, they were UG-LY? Big Grin

What if and yes, I still had the balls to wear 'em to work, heh heh?

What if and now I got a nice Coke in a frosted mug for my efforts? Smile

What if the only thing I couldn't find were the kind of socks I like...I think I need to go to K-mart to find 'em actually?

What if I vaguely recall doing this running around from Mervyn's to Target to K-mart spree before, now that I already did the M & T part of the running around *cough*?

What if not too shabby for being out for two hours?

What if now though...I'm a pure-bred lazy bum? Big Grin
 
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What if WTF!? Mad

What if I just got scammed!?

What if I got this IM from a friend of mine on Yahoo saying she had new pics and not to give the address out to anyone?

What if so I went to check it out?

What if it was a yahoo groups thing so I signed in?

What if I still got nowhere and was like oh screw it?

What if next I know I got an email at my hotmail address letting me know my password had changed!?

What if WTF!? Mad

What if I got scammed, and the pieces of crap went into my Yahoo account that quick and changed my password, and NOT ONLY MY PASSWORD, they also changed my information?

What if as in I apparently was not born on the date I was, nor do I live where I do?

What if *hits head on desk numerous times*?

What if I did not need this crap right now?

What if I have contacted Yahoo and hope to God nobody steals any of my crap or ruins my site or whatever in the meantime?

What if because I cannot get into my Yahoo email, site, or messenger in the meantime?

What if this is just crap, crap I tell you?

What if what's the point of this what if?

What if to tell you NOT to visit any website such as www.geocities.com/school1e to see your friend's new pictures, that's what!?!?!

What if *cough* no issues....?
 
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What if my evil lawyer heart just skipped a beat?


What if that made me laugh heartily?

What if I'm glad everyone's ok?
 
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What if omg i had a really shitty night last night but was cheered up by Keri's sig song?Big Grin

What if I LOVE that song?Big Grin

What if it's too ironic cuz i was singing it to john really loud in the car the other day?

What if that is just a great f**kin song, universal in its message...kind of like, oh what's that other song by Bad English(is that the band?Razz)

What if "I'll stop the world and melt with you?"Big Grin

What if sometimes ya just gotta say...f**k the world, gonna love my baby tonight?

What if Bad English said it better but oh well?Razz

WHat if--and I STILL don't know if that's the right name for the band(bad english, good english, no wait MODERN english?Eek)

What if I'm getting majorly old?

What if oh well...at least I remember the song?Big Grin

What if lol, ok i'm wakin up, more coffee please?Big Grin

What if I do believe it was Modern English?

What if oh well, laters all?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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