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what if The Darkness is hovering?

what if it descends?

what if i stave it off with red meat and rum?

what if that, and brushing my dog?

what if i just sit in a dark room and occasionally growl?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I almost had a heart attack reading EzyDVD's coming soon list?

What if it has the Eric Bana Sketch Show, the Micalleff Programme and then underneath it had 'Something Weird'?

What if I saw the 'Something' part and my heart must have stopped for a few seconds, until I realised it wasn't 'Something Stupid'?

What if *sigh* I'd pay anything to see the sketch with Jane as a creepy motel owner again?

What if one day?

What if Tails gets no love on the Sonic X DVDs?

What if he isn't on the cover of any of the first 6, so I assumed he'd be on the next batch of DVDs?

What if I just saw the next three covers and he isn't there, instead there is a generic robot plane thing on one, and then KNUCKLES on one of the other ones, when he's ALREADY been on one of the other covers?

What if geez, apart from Sonic and Eggman, Tails has been around the longest, since almost the beginning, you'd think they'd show him the respect he deserves? Frown

What if in slightly related news, I don't know how to feel about the upcoming Shadow the Hedgehog game?

What if, on the one hand, I like Shadow and hope the game clears up his whole story?

What if on the other hand, giving him guns and vehicles...?

What if, seems a little odd to me?

What if either way, I hope Rouge makes an appearance? Smile


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what if hehe, xc and zoom made me giggle Razz?

what if i don't know why these things are called "quick" reply windows - even when i'm only writing one line, i'm never very quick about it?

what if tails walks out on the franchise from lack of recognition?

what if the sonic tails was replaced by a ninetales for no apparent reason?

what if it was the creepy yet oh-so-cool ninetales that tried to lure brock into a twisted love-triangle of eternal servitude?

what if that (and the promise of dan green) might be enough to get me to watch Smile?

what if i wouldn't worry about the guns - they'll be replaced by smiling daffodils once the parents get a hold of the game?

what if ah, "sunday morning" again Smile?

what if i feel like i should be waiting til dinner to eat, seeing how in my head i'm thinking it will be at 5?

what if in reality, it won't be until 7?

what if it's 4.30 now - that's far too long to be hungry?

what if ee, the song just did the sexy dancing part ^_^?

what if *sigh*, i love jason so much Smile?

what if *goes to get something to eat*?


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What if I decided to change my sig pic in support of Tails? Smile

What if Dawn and Jennifer were only taunting me with something I'll probably never get to see ever again? Frown

What if I wonder if it would be wrong to name any future daughter I may have 'Jennifer'?

What if I should use lyrics to Tails' theme to go with the sig pic, hehe? Razz


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Posts: 3209 | Location: Australia | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if my posts egt deleted?

What if *in voice of Nancy Kerigan* Why meeeee? Whyyyyyyyy Meeeeeeee?
 
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What if you can't edit typos when you are logged in as a guest?

What if that's Okay, everyone knows I make typos?



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What if the Nancy Kerrigan thing made me laugh...lots?

What if meh, I'm evil that way?

What if hee hee! Ryan bought me WoW, my very own copy so I don't have to stop playing when my time runs out?

What if I lurve my friends?

What if so glad to be home, so so glad?

What if waking up uber early to feed the dogs and leave 40-50 minutes before work to get there early is not fun for Sara?

What if we channel the good, we block the bad and the stupid and the sucktastic things?

What if words to live by?

What if this weekend, I'm going to give my baby lots and lots of love?

What if full detail, deluxe wash, shampoo the carpets, the works?

What if cause I luvs me my Faith? Smile

What if Smile?


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what if i've been making pretty pictiors again?

what if, the most recent addition to the family:



Smile?

what if i should really, really, really, REALLY be asleep by now?

what if i'm not going to remember anything tomorrow morning and i'll be screwed for days after?

what if ahhh but it was worth it Big Grin?

what if someone started a thread at the robbie site about things jason should sing?

what if the word "footloose" just now popped into my head Razz?

what if, and then peter helliar singing said footloose?

what if, and THEN jason smith, singing said footloose in the style of said peter helliar Big Grin?

what if yep, i should really go to bed now?


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What if I have a sore throat this morning?

What if i hope the cold stays away till after the weekend?

What if, cause colds makes snoring even worse..lol

What if i feel like i need to give shawn a huge treasure chest full of .. well treasure, for my boo boo?


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What if well...we do have that secret trove of Guardian Treasure you can give her?

What if flirting by text message is fun?

What if hehe, the silly things we do when we like people? Smile


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Posts: 2158 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if my copy of my old law school application came today?

What if now that I read the personal statement, I do remember it?

What if I only cringed a little?

What if I talked a damned good game?

What if I am finding that I'm much the same then as now?

What if just a little lower in the depths of cynicism?

What if I never think of myself as a cynic?

What if every time I think I've reached the depths of my cynicism some damn fool has to go and prove me wrong?

What if I should go to the gym today?

What if I'm not going?

What if I wish I were going on a debauched weekend with the Aussie crew?

What if hell, I'd settle for a debauched weekend?

What if I'm feeling a bit peckish?

What if my birthday twin called last night?

What if she was checking up on me to make sure I was in training for our proposed Half Dome climb for next summer?

What if we both admitted to slacking?

What if we decided that we're both going to invite people to come along?

What if we all know crazy people who'll do that outdoor wacky stuff?

What if alas, there will be no beer on this camp out?

What if because I'm damned if I'm gonna haul that stuff thirty miles into the wilderness?

What if I did schlep up a 12 pack of beer?

What if I carried it all the way up Half Dome?

What if I sold it at $15 a can?

What if I sold it at the base of Half Dome instead?

What if I don't wanna think of dehydrated idiots sucking down a brewskie and and playing chicken with a drop of several thousand feet?





 
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What if I thought my Faith loved me but apparently it just ain't so?

What if I think my ignition switch is out?

What if goddamnit son of a WHORE!?!?!

What if figures, my car's a girl and girls turn on you? Razz

What if and I was gonna treat her nice this weekend too?

What if #@&$#&*$#@&*) see if I do now, ho? Razz

What if if it ain't one freakin' thing, it's another, jeez?


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Posts: 2158 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I wish I were going on a debauched weekend with the Aussie crew?
What if now you know how I feel every time I read about a weekend of debauchery in Texas? Frown

What if you get your arse down here, and we'll take great pleasure in deflowering your VB-less butt? Smile

What if, I'm very sorry, but I snickered at Sara's sudden turning on her beloved Faith? evil

What if I sit back and enjoy the xc and zoomy show for a little while? Big Grin


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What if, I'm very sorry, but I snickered at Sara's sudden turning on her beloved Faith? evil


What if it's okay, it is rather amusing in the light of day?

What if I seem to have tempestous relationships as a rule, not an exception?

What if I expect the relationship between me and my car would be no exception?

What if plus, my car is most definitely a female and therefore is insane and lives to make my life difficult? Razz

What if Todd is coming to help me see if we can get it loosened or if worse comes to worse, replaced?

What if oooh Argy, can we have a drunken debauched weekend while I'm there in Oz? Big Grin

What if I've never had VB before?

What if I've never had a VD before either but I'm not looking to change that anytime ever? Razz

What if thank God it's Friday?


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what if Faith's fickleness is due more to the fact she's a Ford than a female?

what if out of deference to our friendship, i didn't say "p.o.s. Ford" as i normally would?

what if ain't you ever heard "Fix Or Repair Daily"?

what if Faith is a Ford, right...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if yes, Faith is a Ford?

What if thanks for not saying P.O.S., it's appreciated? Smile

What if cause aside from the recent activity, she's been really good to me?

What if but I wouldn't doubt it's also cause she's a chick too?

What if lol, yeah I've heard that before?

What if mayhap I should contemplate a new vehicles in the near to distant future?

What if cause this time around I want a truck?


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Posts: 2158 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if i've put over 100K miles on 2 different Toyota trucks now and am working on doing the same to a third?

what if over a 10 year span le & i spent less maintaining & repairing my T-100 of Scroller camp-out fame than we did in 4 years of maintanance & repair on her Jetta?

what if hence the Jetta trade-in for my Tundra?

what if ok, ok, end of Toyota truck commercial....for now?

what if except to say that Sara would look right sassy in a Tacoma...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if funnily enough, the Tacoma is one of the trucks I really like and have been researching on and off?

What if I like Toyota trucks?

What if though that Nissan Frontier is sorta cool?

What if hmm, we shall have to see, hopefully Faith has some mileage left in her yet?


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What if you know how I said earlier about not calling Faith a P.O.S. zoom?

What if nevermind?

What if the ignition cylinder is out?

What if @$^#@&^&*#@&*#&*()@ and yes, I really just said all those cuss words aloud as I typed 'em?

What if son of a bitch, this pisses me off?

What if and it's an extremely common problem in Focuses in the year I bought mine?

What if but if I replace it, it'll just keep going out?

What if goddamnit?!?!

What if and I'm not f'en taking it to the dealer, they can't have $350-450 of my money to replace the cylinder with another faulty one?

What if *sigh* my poor Faith? Frown Frown Frown

What if god this sucks?


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What if bleeh, what a long and goofy week?

What if we have to see my mother in law tomorrow which has hubby nice and tense?Razz

what if this girl is lecturing me about losing too much weight and I can STILL pinch two inches?Roll Eyes

What if people are being kind of dumb these days?

What if I just spirit John off to a farkin island and eat bananas and mangos alllll day long?Big Grin

What if sunnnnn i need sunnnnn!Frown

What if c'mon springtime, show your beautiful face?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I is Ame

what if i have control of the comp?

what if we have taken compremising photos already and it is only 9.30?


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what if god help us all?

what if maddie here?

what if cs cowboys on the way?

what if salem screwed with the contrast -_-?

what if i'm listening to "be prepared"?

what if salem's being sleezy Razz?

what he *hyenas* he he he he he he... Big Grin?

what if yep, horribly drunk?

what if..or maybe not drunk enough! ahahahahahahaha!!?

what if, oop, i'm already out of the loop - i better get back to it?

what if later all Big Grin?

what if *spins around in circles until throwing up and/or passing out*?


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What if somebody hurts me now?

What if there isn't enough drinking going on around here?

What if they made me watch Labyrinth?

What if I was willing and able?

What if I need to play games, games dammit?

What if Pictochatting just ain't cutting it?

What if I'm off to play Prince Of Persia on the GameCube?


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what if argy and salem are playing with each other?

what if i am enjoying a c**k sucking cowboy?

What if ame agaian


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What if Argy and Maddie are Pokemon battling?

What if Ame is sending me dirty PictoChat messages?

What if I don't see why they are called cock sucking cowboys?

What if.. it burned?

What if now my shoulder hurts?


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