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watt if i enjoyed Shawn's puns?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I found it amazingly amusing that Heitie called the repair people 'bitches'?

What if I giggled, for a bit, cause of it?

What if Shawn's puns were groan-worthy and yet strangely amusing as well?

What if the work day is almost over, thank God?


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what if giggling is dainty?


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What if you, of all people (aside from Nora) should know that there's nothing about me that's dainty?

What if stop trying to cover up the fact that you fully admitted to daintiness?

What if HA, poon? Big Grin Wink


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What if I'm dainty and I'm proud?Big Grin

What if *giggle*Razz

What if bleeh, repair bitches, and bastards, knew them well?Razz

What if ugh, Heitie glad ya dind't get too fried by the plug from hell?

What if we have a nice new shiny coffee maker in our home?Big Grin

What if back to brewing but hey, no more stoopid melted fried plugs?

What if hehe onward?Big Grin

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"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if you wanna 'what if' but you no can thinka what to 'what if' about?

What if you go back to a previous page, like pg 2 of 'what if', and do a repeat of your 'what if' post?

What if that was cheating?

What if by doing that, it resulted in deleting a post count from your total for each word you copied from a previous 'what if' post just to 'what if'?

What if you copied someone else's 'what if' from a way back page to use as your own cuz you couldn't thinka yr own 'what if'?

What if that counted a double deletion of posts from your total for each letter from someone else's post you stole?

What if no one is desperate enough for a 'what if' post when they can't thinka their own to copy one from xc cuz they dun want anyone else to think they're as stoopid as xc?

What if stoopidity then has it's benefits?

What if just try n out stoopidify xc why dontcha and i'll never worry about someone plagiarizing one of my posts!?

What if the only purpose to this post was to use the word "plagiarizing", as it is xc's word of the day from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary?

What if this is so, then mission accomplished?
 
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What if I STILL am not used to daylights savings day?Razz

What if time just goes too fast?Frown

What if all of a sudden it's close to ten when...eek!Eek

What if one small mercy is I can sleep in tomorrow?Big Grin

What if John and I just have a late dinner and celebrate that fact?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I'm home from Tiffy's first day of softball games?

What if she did really well at both?

What if she made contact with the ball every time she was up to bat?

What if hooray!? Smile

What if I worked Jerri's shift at the concession stand tonight?

What if with two really nice people?

What if the two hours passed by really quick?

What if I'd forgotten just how crazy the concession stand could get at times?

What if not a bad Saturday after all? Smile


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What if i finally found s2 of kath and kim?

What if, murphy's law?

What if i borrowed Salem's K & K tapes just last weekend, after searching for s2 on dvd for like almost 6 months?

What if i was even contemplating buying the 3 season box set, even though i had s1, and that's when i saw s2?

What if all what ifs have to have a question mark at the end even if it makes no sense?

What if we almost went to a football match today?

What if rabbitoh's vs knights at gosford stadium?

What if like a b'day treat for mick's b'day, cause.. well.. it's his birthday?

What if then we decided against it?

What if i haven't seen Salem all weekend?

What if he has started celebrating his 20th b'day early, cause of all the left over alcohol from last weekend?


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What if I've been addicted to Columns Crown again?

What if I can't do the 43rd level? >.<

What if I'm really tired?

What if I got a drunken phone call from Maddie last night while her roommate slurred inappropriate things in the background?

What if my parents were at a dinner party at the neighbours place last night?

What if they didn't get home til 1am?

What if I got to do the "What the hell kind of a time do you call this?!" bit?

What if my mum's hate towards cats may be weakening?

What if other neighbours have a new kitten and she saw it last night and she said it wasn't hideous?

What if I can hear children on bikes out on the road?

What if I think one of them is my cousin?

What if I wish the Knights would bloody win a game?

What if I've had a really good round so far this weekend?

What if the game is being played where the Christmas Carols are held? Smile

What if someone was just brutally tackled into the ground where Maddie and I sat singing Silent Night?

What if okay, so I can't pacifically tell that it was the spot, it's just a funny image?

What if yay the Knights scored?

What if *weak "Kill! Kill 'em All!" like 'Xena' in 'The Play's The Thing'*

What if that came out of nowhere?

What if I like xc's sig pic?


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What if a question mark ALWAYS makes sense at the end of each and every 'What if'?

What if that's because it's impossible to do a 'What if' that isn't a question?

What if that's because the start of each and every 'What if' IS a question?

What if I hope that makes sense to Ame?

What if I can picture her running around her house and banging her head against her walls, in frustration? Big Grin

What if I'm having a whole lot of fun playing Zelda?


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what if even though all "what ifs" have to have a question mark, all "what ifs" don't have to make sense?

what if that relieves Ame frustration?

what if just for the love of god woman quit banging your head!?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if God, I love me my Springsteen?Big Grin

What if what a great way to bring happiness and balance back into my life?

What if it helps that he's a libra speaking of balance?Razz

What if YAY!Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if well aren't you two just helpful lil' gals?

What if awww?

What if I hate my dreams?

What if I can't tell if the one I had was my subconscious telling me something I hadn't realized OR just Looney Liv having a great time at my sanity's expense?

What if yes, I blame crazy things I say, do, think, dream on Looney Liv?

What if cause it's easier than placing blame on me? Big Grin

What if mmmm strawberry jam on toast is lovely?

What if Argy's post about synchronicity intrigues and delights me?

What if yes bitches, I can be delighted? Razz


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What if being delighted is a lovely thing?

What if coffee delights me?

What if so does this weather...i think i will go for a nice very needed walk after breakfast?

What if (cough) yes i said breakfast--i'm a lazy bum?Razz

What if lol it's Sunday, I'm allowed?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if, thank you Kate? Smile


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What if ya welcome, Sara?Smile

What if I had a wonderful walk in the woods just now?

What if I loved going out without a jacket, that ruled?Big Grin

What if now it's time for pasta and cocoa?

What if in that order?Smile


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if I had a sweet rice and bean donut the other day, and it was totally ono(delicious)? What if I am craving another one til this day, but it's too far to get one? Frown


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You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

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what if ack! i'm not signed in! that won't do at all?

what if this is just a pit-stop though on my way to being signed in?

what if i'm at the liberry (typing quietly) and will soon be on my way to try and weasel monies from the government?

what if righteo - there seems to be far too many people in here (i blame the lack of floppy disks in the propper computer labs [stupid uni]), so i should move this operation elsewhere before they become onto me?

what if *flees...temporarily*?
 
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What if mmmm rice and bean donut, sounds tempting indeed?Big Grin

What if I wonder where you get one?WinkBig Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if you could get one at the coolest international market ever, Assi's in North Wales?^^


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You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhiddentalentquiz/
 
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What if Smile at Kate?

What if I've been reading a very interesting novel?

What if I think I like this new author?

What if that's a nice thing?

What if I should be going to bed, but I don't think I'll be able to fall asleep?

What if bleh?

What if maybe reading will make me sleepy?

What if we shall see?

What if g'night all?


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what if i'm back?

what if nobody panic?

what if i just had an overwhelming urge to watch "the shinning?"?

what if i walk 15 miles in the snow to get to a computer with msn and no ones online?

what if that's just not fair damn it?

what if i expect an explosion any minute now...my friends should be getting home from high school o.o?

what if handed in my form to the office, requesting free money?

what if i didn't earn it, i don't need it, but if they miss one payment...?

what if the sleeves on this shirt are way too short?

what if the airconditioning is wreaking havoc, not to mention how dry my eyes are getting *squint*?

what if i have in my bag at this very moment, compromising pictures of salem, ame, and argy Big Grin?

what if i had to waste half a film on trees and cats and whatnot to get at them too?

what if one day i'll join you all in the digital age, but by that time you'll have moved onto the..uh...smidgetal age?

what if i saw the yugioh movie in k-mart yesterday?

what if was 20 bucks?

what if i was so very very close to buying it, but i controlled myself?

what if, afterall, i'd just wasted money on making doubles of those photos (which were mostly of nothing) because some girl might have wanted copies of 1 or 2 of them?

what if i just didn't have the energy to argue?

what if i think it was only a few extra bucks anyways?

what if still...?

what if i'm sick of wasting money by doing the popular thing?

what if i'm just suddenly venting here, but i don't see why i should waste nice, expensive alcohol on binge-drinking, then get a taxi to get to a nightclub with an $8 covercharge, dance to music that is so-so at the best of times, and then get another taxi home?

what if all that would have easily added up to the $20 for my movie?

what if it's just not fair damn it?

what if i should probably go back and read the rest of these here what ifs, seeing as how i neglected to so before my ranting?

what if back in a few?


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what if, what ifs read?

what if i've developed quite the appetite after it?

what if, roll on 5pm so i can go to the visual arts lab with depleted risk of being spyed?

what if hm...i recognise this thinking style...this is my lack of sleep mode?

what if, well, i did wake up at 6.30am?

what if choose to blame that fact for the terribly embarrassing, and just plain not-right thing i did just now?

what if i...*shameful*...emailed "chris hemsworth"?

what if the story goes that his friend's sister swiped his email and posted it on his fan site for all the world to see?

what if i'm quite sure that i don't believe that, but sometimes you have to take the foolish chance, even if it rests entirely on the endoursment of underhanded and, yes, even mean happenings?

what if i'd feel worse about it if i actually thought it was him?

what if nevertheless, i included a link to the robbie site, telling him, her, or it to look up my posts?

what if one way or another, this should be interesting Razz?

what if i'd kill for some chicken and corn noodles right now?

what if i'm cold Frown?


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