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<li'l tiki>
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What if love really is like oxygen?

What if Gary Coleman became president?

What if Valerie Bertinelli became the First Lady?

What if there was no such thing as ice cream?

What if everyone owned a water buffalo?

What if yours was fast, and mine was slow? Big Grin
 
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What if Brucy had an epiphany?

What if he had a thought?

What if he knew what a megalomaniac was?

What if he figured out the blatant honking obviousness of who Fircracker is.
 
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<li'l tiki>
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What if everybody had a baby kangaroo?
What if yours was pink, but mine was blue? Big Grin
 
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What if thong underwear were comfortable?

Would Buccy have anything to research?
 
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Originally posted by Fahrenheit:
What if Teri Garr had the coolest name in showbiz?


What if Belle REALLY looks like Teri Garr? (she DOES, I tell you!)

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Originally posted by this kitten has claws:
What if Argy was banned from watching Xena?


What if Argy was FORCED to hurt tiks, for no apparent reason? Wink

quote:
Originally posted by Salem:
What if Argy married TheXenatizer and he became Ame's son-in-law?


What if Argy is gettin' scared?

quote:
Originally posted by Brucy Braless:
Scuse me I cant Count & stuff!!!


What if Brucy could count and stuff?

What if he stuffed olives for a living?

What if he stuffed the scrolls and no-one could ever post again?

What if he figures out who "Firecracker" is?

What if diary products turned you into a Gabworshipper?

What if I decided never to eat diary products ever again?

What if I force fed Ame milk, just to laugh at the oh so humorous results? Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by Firecracker:
What if Brucy had an epiphany?

++++ THis HasActually Happened .. I had the meaning of Life revealed to me,, but umm I got distracted bty the Shiny thing & I forgot it!!!++++++

What if he had a thought?

+++What if He Prefers not too??++++

What if he knew what a megalomaniac was?

& what if he DuX????

What if he figured out the blatant honking obviousness of who Fircracker is.




WHat if Amethyst like told him.. the lil Snitcher..???

WHat if she LIED..???

WHat if this is my Favorite thread in maybe a year or so..???
 
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<li'l tiki>
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What if, ummm, OUCH!!! Frown Big Grin
 
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What if Bob The Builder can't fix it?

What if Ted Raimi played the next James Bond?


What if Brucy could only count if he had no shoes on?

What if Ame put a drip on Argy's arm while she slept to intraveniously give her dairy products unknowingly while she slept?

What if Sara moved to Australia, and it scared all the Aussie scrollers so much they moved to NZ?

What if Lucy said, Renee and I were never really friends, it was all an act for the show, we are actors...

What if Rellik actually let people talk about subjects other than CEn without changing it right back again..*S*

What if Rellik really is a pre scroller

What if Salem had to Gabchak Gabby.. 3 times!

What if Argy had to Gabchak gabby.. 3 tims, but she misheard and did it 33 times

What if Argy held the old chak, and Ame held the new and they chaked her at the same time... Big Grin

What if we had a white Xmas in Australia this year?

What if everyone realised that Australia is the bestest, coolest wonderfulest place in the whole world
 
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what if rellik was watching star wars?

what if rellik went to bed waaaaaaaaaay too late last night because of salem?

what if because of that rellik woke up the next day at three in the afternoon??

what if All of ame's "what if's" were true?

what if tiki didnt like snakes and was afraid of ghosts like most people?

what if Brucy was scary?

what if GabbysGirl wasnt the better sidekick?

what if argo was starting to scare rellik because of all the scroller orgies?


what if Salem gabchaked rellik and she didnt wanna talk to him for that?

what if salem never apologises for stealing relliks chakram in the first place?

what if this wasnt the what if thread but the "who knows, maybe" thread?

what if rellik couldnt think of more what ifs not involving cen?
 
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what if Ame moved to Texas and raised Jess up to be a beauty pageant queen?

what if Argy moved to Texas and became a hanging judge?

what if Brucy moved to Texas and became a rodeo clown?

what if Salem moved to Texas and started a witch hunt?

what if Sara was governor of Texas, and declared the state would henceforth be referred to as Poteidaia?

what if tikis became out state symbol?

what if i became the Texas Commisioner of Fine Arts and declared that all "what if's" had to be written in limerick form?
 
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What if life is eternal?

What if there is no beginning and no end?

What if loving friends we meet in our journey come back to us time and time again?

What if there is no death?

What if we were never really born?
 
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Argeaux says "What if Belle REALLY looks like Teri Garr? (she DOES, I tell you!)"

What if that fascinates me?

What if you can't really tell by her Scroller Picture Page picture?

What if I stared at a blank screen for 35 minutes trying in vain to write a good What If limerick?

What if there were a language that was entirely eye blinks?

What if the blinky people considered dark glasses rude?

What if I should've worn my retainer more when I was 16?

What if gassy people emitted visible puffs of purple smoke?

What if everyone who habitually says "I laughed so hard I almost peed!" suddenly really pees whenever they laugh?

What if those last two are gross but I have a six year-old boy so that kind of stuff comes up a lot?

What if everyone got to spend time with only the people they wanted to spend time with?

What if I have a huge craving for York Peppermint Patties?

What if when I first typed that it came out "Yok pepperming Patties"?

What if that makes people appreciate my drive to edit myself?
 
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what if Sara was governor of Texas, and declared the state would henceforth be referred to as Poteidaia?



That'd be SWEEEEET!!!! Big Grin Heh, Sara in power. Eeeexxcellent...Heh heh...heh. Er, anyways...

What if 'zoomie's question came true?
And we all had to limerick a line or two?
You know, these "What If's?"
They're almost better than the Rift
I certainly think so, don't you?

Big Grin
 
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what if tikis became out state symbol?


What if tiki suddenly just had to pack up and move to Texas? Big Grin

What if I actually had mozzarella in my fridge to use on the pizzas I just made instead of cheddar to make up for the lack of cheese in my pizza kit?

What if TwinXenas posted something that was neither profound nor serious?

What if Bert really was evil?

What if Ernie was really ashamed to admit that?

What if Elmo became ruler of the Known Universe?

What if Dungeons and Dragons got replaced by Bathtubs and Duckies? Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by this kitten has claws:
What if TwinXenas posted something that was neither profound nor serious?


Really? We just took those words from Deja Vu All Over Again.

Okay, here we go:

What if jellos didn't jiggle?

What if the egg's yoke isn't yellow, but white, too, so how can we tell which part is the egg white and which part is the egg yoke?

What if Sesame Street wasn't a street but an avenue?

What if Grouch didn't live in the trash can, would he still be a grouch?

What if Cookie Monster hated cookies?

What if Count didn't know how to count?

What if Big Bird didn't grow up to be so tall, would he still be called "big"?

What if Snow White didn't meet the seven dwarves but grown men instead?

What if Cinderella didn't leave her glass slipper but carried them the whole time because she was afraid she might slip and break 'em?

What if Pinochio was really a boy but wanted to be a puppet doll?
 
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what if limericks ruled this "What If?"-ing game?
what if this thread was never the same?
what if the rhyming load
made my little head explode?
what if all eyezoom's "What If" limericks were lame?

it's a sickness...

what if Sara was really Salem?
what if TV detectives didn't say "tail 'em" ?
what if pigs didn't like corn?
what if guys didn't like porn?
what if colleges athletes' professors all fail 'em?
 
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<li'l tiki>
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What if tiki thought that last "What if?" post by the Twinnies was much better? Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by Fahrenheit:
Argeaux says "What if Belle REALLY looks like Teri Garr? (she DOES, I tell you!)"

What if that fascinates me?

What if you can't really tell by her Scroller Picture Page picture?



What if dear O'Heitie found out
Just what my "What If" was about?
What if it's the deal
That I've met Belle for real?
What if she has Teri Garr's pout?

What if Belle did not cause a scene
That made Denny's staff all act mean?
What if Belle got tough
So we left in a huff
But they caught us, and she got obscene?

What if ol' O'Zoom set a task
Which really was too much to ask?
What if she said we
Must write lim'ricks only?
What if I made her wear a mask?
 
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<li'l tiki>
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What if pickles and cheese were illegal?
What if Snoopy really wasn't a beagle?
And even more absurd,
What if America's bird,
Was the turkey instead of a bald eagle? Big Grin
 
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hehe nice one tiki Big Grin

What if the Scrolls were just an illusion
And we were all suffering a heinous delusion?
What if the scrollers were mad?
What if some were just plain bad?
What if, rhyming what if's, caused great confusion?
 
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What if Dr Suess Posesesed certain scrollers souls late at nite ..

what if a certain lady scroller toyed with Brucy Emotions all nite ..??

what iF Brucy liked the toyer alot..???

What If I dont say Any more about it,,??

What if 2+2 is on my mind ..??


What if ..'Nothing compares to you' is running thru my mind..
 
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What if harry Potter books actually had the same name world wide, and didn't change them for USA?

What if Harry and Hermoine give in to their urges and just kiss?

What if Dudley went to Hogwarts?

What if the writer had called Quidditch Yiddipussuleganger?

What if Harry was a girl?

What if people can see Subtext between Harry and Ron?


What if Amethyst and Salem were cast in the second movie?

What if Harry's parents didn't really die and his father is really Voldemort?

What if Voldemorte, James Potter and Dumbledore are all the same person?

What if they can all the rest of the movies after the first one, because it is cursed that all that see it have to cry for 3 years?
 
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what if zoom didn't know one damn thing about Harry Potter?

what if this made her nephews think she was weird?

what if this site was known as the Hogwarts Scrolls (okay, so i know one damn thing...)?

what if in Austin it actually snowed?
what if Herculena really was slimey-toed?
what if i hand sushi for lunch?
what if it didn't cost a whole bunch?
what if rodeo cowboys never got throwed?
 
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<li'l tiki>
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Hehe, thanks, Stace. Big Grin

What if tiki was as sick as a dog? Frown
 
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<li'l tiki>
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What if tiki was too sick to rhyme,
And her head was all full of slime,
What if when she blew her nose,
It was really gross(pronounce "grows"),
And she felt dizzy alla the time? Frown
 
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