What if the BS challenge was "the most" posts by the end of the weekend, not 1000?

What if it's still early in the weekend?

What if SmirkMorgan is not convinced that the quality of some of the posts on the BS thread actually should count?

What if the whole world was a stage?

What if I am eating a pear?

What if Herculena and Smirky are trying to seduce me into the ways of the SWOTS (wait wait, already there)

What if I am the only one doing more than one what if in a reply?

What if stars suddenly appear every time Argy is near?

What if we get a long weekend this weekend just cause the Queen has a birthday?

What if I am still on the tail end of my flu?

What if all the blonde scrollers had to dye their hair violet for 3 weeks?

What if I can't decide between a Caramello Koala & a Peppermint Freddo Frog?

What if Kookie was alive and mite be playing at band nite tomora?

what if linxi didn't actually know for certain he was alive but is really hoping his band is playing tomora so he's there and she can pants him an have lotsa cake?

what if linxi never has cake cause kookie really is dead?

What if linxi never has baked goods ever again?

what if cake is outlawed along with cheese and other baked goods?

what if callista flockheart became anti-anorexic an gained like a million pounds?!

What if people meowed an kittens spoke?

what if linxis hands fell off so she couldn't ever what if again?

what if there was only ever one smilie on the scrolls an it was the skanky scabrielle smilie

what if gabrielle wasn't annoying

what if i've repeated millions of what ifs that had already been what ifd

what if my hands were getting tired even tho i'm hardly writing anything at all?

what if kookie sent me a message right now?

*stares intently at fone*

...*pauses*...

nah nothin

what if linxi just got a message!?

offa whoreface aimee dumbass

what if linxi felt all split personality-ish whilst writin these what ifs?

what if sarah mclachlan really was surfacing?

what if orgys vapour transported instead of missioned?

what if all mens weren't morons an there were actually some nice guys out there who weren't dead and in desperate need of a good yellin an pantsing when found to be alive?

what if the world exploded yesterday and we're all actually kinda dead?

what if you were sposed to wear thongs backtofront?

what if linxi decided to call it a nite?

what if linxis sig pic didn't work?