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Chief Chesty Forlock
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Originally posted by Brucy Braless:
WHat if we could really know what other know the way that They Know IT!??


What if that is the most profound sentence that will ever be written in the history of the scrolls?

What if I stole all of Salem's "what ifs"?

What if I went mad and renamed the Scrolls "Die Gabby Die"?

What if I have already gone mad, and no-one has figured that out?

What if I turned my ICQ back on?

What if I had never gotten IM?

What if I went off Xena and sold all my merchandise on eBay?

What if I found a Xena lunch box online?

What if bananas were red?

What if I had a sex change?

What if I drank too much coffee today?

What if I really, REALLY needed a holiday?
 
Posts: 5457 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if Jess doesn't lelt you use the mouse?

What if Ame plans to leave the country with my playstation games?

What if Salem was fascinated by the GameBoy logo that comes up when you turn on the GameBoy Advance without a game int it?

What if Salem was a millionaire?

What if we woke up one morning to discover gravity was no more?

What if there were bridges connecting to all countries, so that you could drive from Australia to America?

What if the Bitter Suite wasn't a musical?

What if corn flakes were called flakes of corn?

What if Salem's goal is to make this thread bigger than the 'Answers: A Game' thread?

What if the Harry Potter movie was never released?

What if there was a doorway to Narnia in everyones closet?

What if we had lions, tigers, leopards, etc as house pets, and normal cats were what was in the wild?

What if there really was a Xena/Buffy crossover and Gabrielle was the one who kicked Buffy's ass?

What if Salem launched an attack on Network 10 for editting Xena so much?

What if?
 
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What if Argy went off Xena and GAVE all her Xena merchandise to Brucy to encourage him onto even Greater heights profundidity..??

YAY!!

What if that was a ReaL Word..???(no,no not Yay!)

WHat if someone were Exstatically Happy & Suicidally Depressed at the Same time ..
would we call her Linxi..???

What if she was a He..??

What if Tom goes bac to a MEEP board & 175 scrollers leave thinking this message board has Jumped the Shark..


What if jumped the Shark was replaced with sniffed the tuna..???

What if it became fashionable for people to stop trying to act Cool & to get Real....???

What if that started to Happened & it was Called the 70s..?

WHat if it got derailed by Ronald Reagan..& was perverted into the Selfish 80s..???

What if no one gives a Shit about Truth, Justice & the Grecian Way..????
 
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Amethyst wrote:
What if Brucy had more than 2 friends online

Brucy thinks:
What if Brucy had more than 2 friends in Real Life ??

What if Brucy Changes the comment under his Siggy pic ???


Bwa Hahahaahahahahaha & stuff
 
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Chief Chesty Forlock
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What if Argy thinks that Brucy's new sig comment is outrageously funny, in light of the fact that Ame has red hair? Wink

What if I can't think of any more "what ifs" tonight?
 
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YaY!


What if Brucy thought it was Doubly funny in light of the Fact that Ame H A T E S
Gabby with such Extreme prejudice..
Big Grin


What if ALL Aussie hotties were suddenly turned into Exact copies of Gabrielle Except Amethyst???


Whoa.... then it would suck to be her , huh..???

WHat if Brucy turned off the internet for a day & at least made a Pathetic attempt to go get his-self a Life..??
 
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What if Brucy stopped obsessing over Ame, and realised that all Aussies are sexy just like they are and don't need to look like Evelyn?

What if Brucy wore a paper bag over his head out of kindness to everyone he lives near?

What if Argy DID change the scrolls to DIE GABBY DIE, would people stop posting just because of the name?

What if we knew where all our single socks we lost in the wash went... would there be a be mountain of socks?

What if xanthe changed the law so socks were illegal

What if Ame couldn't get through one of the stages of the Xena playstation game, so she looked up cheats

What if everyone had to go to school till they turned 35

What if the Harry Potter movies suck, and salem pre buys a million tickets

What if they bring Xena back next year because Renee needs the money
 
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What if Ame made me read this thread?

What if I finally got the courage to call Steve?

What if the world had no music?

ah I'm all out of 'ifs'
 
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Chief Chesty Forlock
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What if everyone had to go to school till they turned 35


What if that meant I would graduate next year?

What if my Grandmother left ONE MIIILLIIION dollars, and I threw a big party for all the scrollers, to celebrate?

What if Brucy actually treated Ame like the friend he claims she is?

What if there were no prawns at Christmas?

What if I am bored with my signature picture but can't be arsed changing it?
 
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SCROLLER AND
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What if Brucy wasn't really brain dead, he just pretended to be?

What if Laa Laa was an orange teletubbie?

What if Lucy Lawless didn't do Xena, and renee O'Connor played Xena instead, and Joxer was her sidekick?

What if the internet didn't exist?


What if Sara was nice.. to everyone?

What if we all got xena tattoos

What if I loved Eyezoom more than any other scroller??
 
Posts: 4830 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if eyezoom cried tears of joy?

what if Argy decided she hated her new bike and gave it to me?

what if Subtexas got rid of their hot tub and opened a sports bar?

what if i was so tired i fell asleep typi

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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What if that one about Xena starting again for Renee sounded cruel and funny at the same time?

What if Salem went to play the Xena PSX game, but then realised Ame had it?

What if Argo's name was Ogra?

What if posters on the wall could see what we're doing?

What if FIN had an ending which was voted by the viewers?

What if the thought of the Harry Potter movie being a failure made salem sick?

What if we slept with our eyes open?

What if we had no eyelids?

What if all the continents rejoined to form the landmass Pangaea (or whatever it was called)?

What if Xena and Gabrielle were broguth back as a Demon and ArchAngel at the end of Fallen Angel?

What if Salem has begun to corrupt someone at his school with all his Xena talk?

What if Argy was Zeus?

What if Ame was Hera?

What if Texas didn't exist?

What if Texans all had to disband and join other states and countries?

What if Salem's river of What if's dried up?
 
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What if there was no rainbow after the rain?

What if the sky wasn't blue?

What if ducks didn't quack?

What if birds didn't chirp?

What if pigs didn't oink?

What if cows didn't moo?

What if sheeps didn't baa?

What if horses didn't ney (sp)?

What if dogs didn't bark?

What if cats didn't meow?

What if snakes didn't hiss?

What if the world was ruled by animals?

What if B-I-N-G-O was really a pet's name?
 
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What if this thread passed kasuo's "answer: a game" thread?
 
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What if life was easy?

What if ugly people really weren't allowed having boy/girlfriends?

What if no one believed in miracles?

What if I actually had a life?

What if the world spun out of orbit right now?

What if English was the only language spoken in the world? *shudder*

What if people had wings?

What if the world's supply of cheese ran dry?

What if all anime was banned? *biiig shudder*

What if the only time people were allowed to sleep was at night?

What if the girls living next door to me actually turned their music down for once?

What if I had a lesbian roommate? (please, no one take offense *cower*)

What if I was late for Spanish today?

Uh... oops. *packs backpack and bolts*
 
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Originally posted by TwinXenas:
What if there was no rainbow after the rain?
What if the sky wasn't blue?
What if ducks didn't quack?
What if birds didn't chirp?
What if pigs didn't oink?
What if cows didn't moo?
What if sheeps didn't baa?
What if horses didn't ney (sp)?
What if dogs didn't bark?
What if cats didn't meow?
What if snakes didn't hiss?
What if the world was ruled by animals?



There are some countries exactly like that...
 
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What if Spam tasted like ice cream and ice cream tasted like broccoli?

What if Spam was green and broccoli was pink?

What if FallC realized that it was Ares' armpit hairs she was using instead of dental floss?

What if xc said something that made sense?

What if the Anti-Gabris and Danae opened a night club?

What if they called it "Dante"?

What if Ame named her next kid, "Dante"?
What if Dante himself would roll over in his grave if she did?

What if the twinXenas became pregnant, at the same time?

What if they each had quadruplets?

What if mini-Maddies took over the Universe?

What if Herc finally admitted that she did look like Pink, and that she enjoyed her music?

What if tiki went Super-Saiyan, and kicked Osama Bin Laden's @$$?

What if Sailor Xena decided to change her name to Sailor Pikachu?

What if Pandie knew the future? What if she saw dead people?
 
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What if Joxer made us all up?
 
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Arrrghh-O wrote:
What if Brucy actually treated Ame like the friend he claims she is?

HAh!
What if Everyone knew how Ame tweeted Me..??
 
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What if all scroll messages had to be delivered by carrier pigeon?

What if my house was made entirely out of licorice?

What if I threw cooked rice at my friend's wedding?

What if Tom was watching us, just like Big Brother?
 
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& says ..


What if Argo doesnt realise Im treasing Ame & like her ALOT..??
What if Ame doesnt realise it ,neither..????


WHat if I understand that Ame doesnt like Alan & think she has done a Really good job of being impartial about it except for a lil bit there..

What If MY reasons for not wanting to be a Scroll guardian is I wouldnt be Able to be as fair or nice to People who drive me Nuts as Ame Usually (95%)is??..LOL

WHat If I think Ame LIKES to be the Center of Attention & Doenst Like it when Someone Cheats & uses Unfair tactics to Steal the spotlite for Themselves..


WHat If I faked a News Bulletin of Ames Death on the Internet..??

What If I made it SOO funny Even AP,Argy,Ame & Motoki JUST had to laff.????

What If I posted it Where No one could miss it..????
 
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<Satachrist>
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What if horror movie items like light beer truly DID exist?
 
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<li'l tiki>
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What if I'm a Bad American?!?
 
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What if someone tried to take my place here as The Scroller Degenerate?!?


Naaaaaahhhh, couldn't happen.
 
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What if there is always something there to remind us?

What if Xena was a successful comic book series, and it had been turned into a TV series by two seperate companies and had failed both times?

What if sisters weren't doing it for themselves?

What if People everywhere just wanna be slaves?

What if Salem just banged his knee on the computer desk and it really hurt?

What if Xena could fly, and Lucy Lawless couldn't?

What if the leaning tower pf Pisa stopped leaning?

What if the statue of liberty started leaning?

What if Garfield, Salem, Meowth and the Cheshire Cat all joined forces and conquered the world?

What if Naima was a regular character?

What if Gabrielle wasn't 'Xena's little bitch'?

What if we went to bed Christmas Eve and woke up on the 26th, completely missing christmas?

What if Aphrodite was evil?

What if Joxer was the god of war?

What if Gabrielle was the goddess of love?

What if old macdonald didn't have a farm?

What if Old Macdonald had a successful chain of supermarkets?

What if Xena did name Eve Rochelle?

What if there was a spinoff of Xena, and it was based on all the supporting characters? One week it's an
 
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