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Besotted Scroller
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what if the peanut thing feels like a "critic" reference, but i can't be sure of that?

what if i do seem to be remembering it being followed by, "oh wait, it is a nut"?

what if i also remember finding this very amusing ^_^?

what if bedtime?


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what if, although a nut in the culinary sense, in the botanical sense the fruit of the peanut is a woody, indehiscent legume or pod and not technically a nut?

what if, after pollination, the fruit develops into a legume containing 2 to 3 (rarely 1 or 4) seeds?

what if a peanut would therefore seem to be a seed?

Wink
 
Posts: 2723 | Location: la la land | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I like to eat peanuts fresh from the shell?

What if I'm searching for a part time job, at the moment?

What if that may put a crimp in me sleeping 16 hours per day?

What if yes, you read right?

What if 16 FREAKING HOURS A DAY!!??

What if that ain't normal, I tell ya?

What if I think the Doc needs to take a look at me?

What if I would let her, but I'm always asleep when her clinic is open?

What if, oh well, at least ... zzzzz ...


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Posts: 5337 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if it's bad when the phone rings at 11:45 am and it's the equivalent to your crack of dawn?

What if it's worse when you can't really fall asleep again?

What if, on the positive side, I think I did actually fall asleep before daylight this morning?

What if it was a wrong number?

What if I think so anyway?

What if I didn't actually answer because it would have sounded something like "MHRRRRELLO"?

What if I googled the number and it was some realtor in Tulsa?

What if not one I've ever met?

What if I may have to drop the 918 cell number?

What if I'd planned on keeping it, but frankly I'm getting tired of the wrong numbers?

What if I've started getting calls for the turf business again?

What if the manager of a retirement home left a message desparate to know if I was going to finish the job before the owners inspected the property the next day?

What if sod 'em?





 
Posts: 2306 | Location: DFW | Registered: 24 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I adore that Peggy Hill doll?

What if the best part is that she comes with a trash bag?

What if Heitie was right on with her Peggy impersonation?

What if a Bluebonnet is a lagume?

What if Zoom-a-La-Gooma?

What if I've heard that she is a les-bean?

What if I think I've hurt myself?



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Posts: 1673 | Location: everywhere, nowhere at all | Registered: 23 June 2003Report This Post
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what if puns?

what if and now lazoom the lezbean?

what if i don't know what this world is coming to?
 
Posts: 2723 | Location: la la land | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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what if it's gone to seed...?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I wonder if I am the only scroller with a semi-regular sleep schedule?

What if to bed before midnight and up by 6:30am?

What if I am unsure about the Aussies cause of the time difference?

What if what I do know is that about half of them have self-disclosed screwy sleep patterns so there ya go?

What if I have seen zoom on line during waking hours so I suspect she has a similar sleep schedule to mine?

What if Arista and Tam seem to sleep on schedule as well?

What if they just never sleep?

What if it's the legumes?
 
Posts: 2164 | Location: USA | Registered: 23 June 2003Report This Post
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what if this is a very wordy birthday calculator ?

what if lila and i have very similar sleep schedules?

what if i would stay up all night, but they don't let me sleep at work?

what if i hate mornings?

what if the 6:30 kind not the 11:30 kind?
 
Posts: 2723 | Location: la la land | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if i have a fairly normal sleeping pattern?

What if, usually in bed by 9.30 - 10 pm lol.. and up by 7 - 7.30 am?

What if i blame work and having to get jessica to school?

What if they are such pointless things to do with my time hehe


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if i went to that birthday thing that Tam posted?

What if the year i was born, the day easter fell, was the exact date we got married this year? hehe The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1973.


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I'm not sure I like that birthday claculator telling me my date of conception? -_o

What if As of 8/10/2006 8:23:39 PM EDT
You are 21 years old.
You are 256 months old.
You are 1,112 weeks old.
You are 7,788 days old.
You are 186,932 hours old.
You are 11,215,943 minutes old.
You are 672,956,619 seconds old.

What if, well there ya go?

What if when asked for our age we gave it in seconds?

What if my sleep pattern all depends on when I have to be up the next morning?

What if when I used to get up at 6:30, I always went to bed around 9:30 because I need lots of sleep and you do NOT want to be around me that early in the morning?

What if I remember something about nuts on a 'what if' episode of friends?

What if, that might have been a brazil nut though..?

What if smash
 
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What if oh hell, there's all people out on the street and my driving instructor will be here soon?

What if it's so shameful climbing into a car with a big sign on it's roof that lets the whole world known I'm learning?

What if I get so self conscious I immediately drive into a pole?
 
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What if aaah, I smell like strawberries?

What if why do I smell like strawberries??

What if I don't even eat strawberries???
 
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what if lila997's sleep schedule is identical to mine?

what if i do so enjoy sleeping in til 9 or 10 on weekends that permit?

what if i had no idea my exhortations of peanut discussion would be so fruitful?

what if, and amusing?

what if..."les-bean"...bah...who thinks of such things?

what if...heh? Wink


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I'm enjoying the birthday calendar thing? Smile

What if I want to smell Salem?
 
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What if, ahh yes, fat monica's dr boyfriend talking about brazil nuts not really being a nut, but they are a seed, or some crap...


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I don't want to work?

What if I curse my lack of spontaniety (sp?)? Mad



What if I plaaned to respond to this what if thread & be on the first page but Im Soooo spontaneous I forgot too..??

What if I got distracted by the shiny thing again, I suspect...??


What if I also do not wanna work..??? Smile
 
Posts: 2845 | Location: Bflo,NY USA | Registered: 28 June 2003Report This Post
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What if my plan has been foiled?

What if there are people with actual health health days that needed today off?

What if there is no mental health day for me? Frown

What if I head to work now?

Waht if it sucks to be responsible?
 
Posts: 2164 | Location: USA | Registered: 23 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I got an interview for a job today?

What if that's my second interview, so far?

What if I've tried getting a healthy sleep pattern lately?

What if I've been told I need to get a job in order to settle my mind at night?

What if that sounds kinda odd to me?


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what if it's friday?

what if we do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight?

what if good luck to RG?
 
Posts: 2723 | Location: la la land | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I wish Argy good luck in her interview?

Waht if I have a part time position open?

What if I know Argy is qualified cause we do/did similar work?

What if she is probably way over qualified actually?

What if I hire her without an interview via the scrolls AND I tell her that she can come in at noon every day?

What if it may be a bit of a commute to the office every day though?

What if a job benefit is that she'll earn loads of frequent flyer miles?

What if with the Oz to USA commute she'd end up working every 5 to 6 days?

What if I withdraw that job offer now? Wink
 
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What if my age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.34090019569472 years old?

What if at least it was a few seconds ago?

What if most of my celebrity birthday folks are kinda lame?

WHat if but I thought it was cool that John Astin was born the same day?

What if I'm feeling much better now?

What if I hope Argy's interview went well?

What if you people with normal sleep schedules are making me sorta jealous?

What if I have found one of a handful of lawyer jobs that puts you on a night shift?

What if I think I'm going to start looking for something else?

What if I could switch to the day shift?

What if I don't wanna?

What if the day shift where I work are freakin' nuts?

What if I almost typed in a taboo word in that last what if?

What if then I remembered that Argy would have to give me a warning and probably ban me for a day or three?

What if and then Ame would mock me?

What if Sara will mock me just on general principle?





 
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What if my age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.34090019569472 years old?


what if... Frown ?

what if that's just about how old Stella was?

what if 4.3432602?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I share my birthday with Sarah Michelle Gellar?

What if, lucky me..?

What if I'm trying to redo my DVD shelf again?

What if, after getting it *just* right a few weeks ago, with everything in place, I had to go and get something else?

What if, curse you Hercules and your fat box sets? *shakes fist weakly*

What if it has thrown everything in chaos?

What if I really need to get some new shelves..?

What if I forget about shelves and just make one mega stack on the floor that reaches the ceiling?

What if would you believe the DVD fiasco has also thrown my DS games into chaos as well?

What if smash
 
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