what if nola weighs 37 lbs?

what if she's a piggy puppy?

what if TGIF?

what if kayaking tomorrow on the susquehanna?

What if I need a bumper sticker that says I'd rather be scrapbooking!?

What if my problems aren't interesting enough to talk about?

What if I start to wear a mask to protect myself from the Ameflu?

What if I'm oddly sleepy right now?

What if I think there is a DVD missing from my shelf?

What if Salem turned his ruddy aim on?

What if Ameflu is so contagious Salem fears contracting it from AIM?

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Originally posted by Auntie Terah:
What if I need a bumper sticker that says I'd rather be scrapbooking!?

What if I need one that says I'd rather be scrolling?

What if i swear me and argy came up with some sort of prototype for a sticker that says that (the scrolling one)

What if, since i have the means of making em at work?

What if, if we ever make that one lila, i'll make an extra one for you

What if i just wanted to use this smiley i found?

What if i use it at all you people who haven't posted in over 12 hours since my last what if?

What if, as punishment, i make you all look at my jessica gif again?

What if I wish I could make my own stickers?

What if I still keep my distance from Ame?

What if I turn AIM on?

What if I turn AME on?

What if I quit being silly and sign on?

What if, baby, you always turn me on?

What if Ame's chakram is cool?

What if she gets one and throws it?

What if it dazzles everyone with it's brilliance before striking them down?

What if i do a little dance for salem?

What if i found a smiley just for lila?

What if, and the dancing banana reminds me of the way salem dances for some reason?

What if last smiley?

What if I should probably be doing the dishes right now?

What if intead I'm messing arround on the computer?

What if I got a Tide To Go pen?

What if I heard that they really work?

What if and seeing as how I always manage to get something on me when we go out to eat I got one?

What if I'm just waiting to drop something on myself?

What if I'm sure I will squeal with glee?

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Originally posted by Bambi And Thumper:
What if i swear me and argy came up with some sort of prototype for a sticker that says that (the scrolling one)

What if, since i have the means of making em at work?

What if, if we ever make that one lila, i'll make an extra one for you

What if that's cool!?

What if I once made a bumper sticker that said My other car is a Palomino and it had Argo on it?

What if we put it on QB's car for a convention?

What if we were such dorks?

What if the clown smiley that Ame found is fun?

What if I'm tired?

What if but I can't seem to make myself go to bed?

What if I keep finding things to do?

What if time to take a shower and get it over with?

What if there's no way I'm going to bed without one?

What if once a week is just not cutting it?

What if not only did I have to cancel my trip to see lila, but now my family vacation has been canceled?

What if the N.M. trip wasn't going to work and now our backup plan has fallen through?

What if I change everything around, tell everyone else to F-off and drive to New England!?!?!?!?!

What if *gulp* it's 1916.96 miles according to Mapquest, give or take a few?

What if damn, ticket to lila's town went up to almost $500???

What if but $360 to Boston?

What if I just want out of Texas for a spell, damn it?

What if 1916.96 miles sounds like a long drive?

What if it's one of those my-butt-fell-asleep-two-states-ago kind of drives?

What if I keep checking airline prices for Shawn just in case my some miracle the prices plummet?

What if I have not yet ruled out a mid-late fall trip to Austin?

What if that would be awesome?!?!?

What if and them maybe I could come up in the spring?

What if I have a strange desire to go camping?

What if or at least an afternoon hike?

What if it's really too hot for afternoon hikes these days?

What if I keep driving around with a grin on my face?

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Originally posted by Bambi And Thumper:

What if i swear me and argy came up with some sort of prototype for a sticker that says that (the scrolling one)

What if the sticker that Ame and I made a picture for was "I'd rather be watching Xena"?

What if I just found that on my comp, the other day?

What if I want a sticker that says "My other car is a Palomino" with Argo on it? *bats eyelashes at Ame*

What if Paco and I just found a tiny blossom on my dwarf lilac?

What if...in August (they're usually done by the end of May)?

What if it may be the nicest smelling lilac I've encountered?

what if i had a sick day sort of but i'm not that sick today (i was yesterday) i'm still not 100% but i only had a non-compulsory lecture to go to anyway so i didn't go cause it was non-compulsory and i felt sick yesterday and not 100% today?

what if i had all this work i intended to do and some stuff that isn't really work but i intended to do it anyway and anyway i haven't really done anything and i don't know why because it's not like i had anything else to do so i could have been doing work and that other stuff that's not work but i could have done anyway?

what if i was bored and watching some midday movie where dean caine was swearing a lot and i felt like he shouldn't have been swearing like that at midday so i switched over to oprah and i haven't seen oprah for ages and it was really sad but it was nice how the mother of the dead girl felt sorry for the murderer's parents because at least she'd get to see her daughter again some day whereas they won't cause i assume she thinks their son will be in hell for killing her daughter...wait, that wasn't that nice...?

what if i like ame's chakram and also find her name amusing as i hadn't seen it before today (yes, i've been slack about the visits) and today when i was getting lunch i was talking to my cat like bambi, just shouting "burr!! BURR!!!!" at him over and over again until he tried to eat my food and i put him outside but then i felt bad and brought him back in but it's okay cause he didn't try to eat my food then so i guess the timeout worked?

what if i don't know why i'm posting like this but i am so i guess deal with it or maybe sorry or i don't know and i haven't been drinking but maybe i should to go even me out or something i don't know maybe it's just the constand drone of babbling teenagers with poor spelling and grammar that's finally done my head in, i don't know!?

what if i tried watching the behind the scenes thing on "once more with feeling" but my dvd went screwy so i just watched the singing instead but then i paused it ages ago and haven't unpaused it so now tara and giles are just onscreen looking as bored and awkward as i feel?

what if i wonder if their necks hurt too?

What if I just found out that one of my best friends in high school is an opera singer in New York?

What if it made me so proud I nearly cried?

What if she better email me back?

What if I would love love love to go to New York?

What if see some musicals *cough*Wicked*cough, check out some museums, do some eating?

What if I'm itching for a vacation?