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What if I started a new thread?

What if all the people who had ever posted in one of these, new and old, joined in the fun?

What if it became longer than any thread before?

What if that is nearly impossible?

 
Posts: 5326 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if this reply thing is new and bizarre?

What if I'm pretty daggone impressed with how fast I could register?

What if I even got to use my Hotmail address?

What if already I miss the What If thread on the Scrolls 2?

What if I still go back there sometimes?

What if I tell Salem all about Tropico and he can't stop playing?

What if it's like SimCity but also a teeny bit like the Sims?

What if it also has elements of Railroad Tycoon 2?

What if I also like to fix my own computer, but it's really new and I don't want to feck it up?

What if the guy had put in a larger hard drive like I suggested?

What if it turns out he was right and I'm chagrined?

What if I'm not sure what that means?

What if I put beans and tots on the grocery list?

What if I'm looking forward to it?

--What if I will edit here as much as at any of the other scrolls incarnations?

--What if I'm fine with it?

[This message was edited by Heitie on Sun June 22 2003 at 11:22 AM.]
 
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What if I click all the buttons on the new scrolls to see what they do?

What if you can collapse all the fora on the main page?

What if there are cute little houses beginning each one?

What if I'm about to go have a little Buffy marathon?

What if that sounds personal, but it's not?

What if I have to go to the Netflix site and queue all the Angel dvds because at least the first season is pretty good?

What if I hope Cordelia grows a little as a character?
 
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What if I actually read through all of Heitie's 'What If's'?

What if I actually made it here in one piece?

What if, for me too, it was quick and easy to register?

What if it let me use my Hotmail address too?

What if I stop copying off of all Heitie's What If's?

What if I just woke up a few minutes ago?

What if I have to do laundry and I don't want to?

What if I feel lazy today again and don't want to do anything?

What if I stop doing What If's?

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way
 
Posts: 2157 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if the reply thing scares me?

What if something followed me here?

What if it was this ?

What if I wanted to keep him?

What if I'm confused?

What if I'm always confused, so there was no point what iffing about it?

What if I feel like playing Tropico now?

What if I went over to Heities and started playing?

What if I wouldn't leave?

What if she had to hit me over the head with a frying pan?

What if I awoke several hours later in a daze in the woods?

What if as I'm typing this, Gabby is in heat and wanting someone to mate with her?
 
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What if our stork if gone? Frown

What if I took apart a dustbuster?

What if Raven isn't whining in his crate?

What if I'm hungry and want to go eat something now?

What if I'm impatient and want the poster I'm getting for my b-day sooner than my b-day?

What if I won't get it sooner? v_v

What if I can't find a 48 x 48 avatar that I like and that works?


I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
Posts: 218 | Location: OR....or what? | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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What if I promise not to strike Salem?

What if I loom over his shoulder and tell him how to run his island?

What if he doesn't mind as long as I call him Presidente?

What if I'm nervous to phone the computer tech guy tomorrow?

What if he intimidates me?

What if nobody has ever read all my What Ifs?

What if people just skim, looking for their own names?

What if I Ame put names in zoom at random and see if that makes people Argeaux read more of them CorXena?

What if nobody else thinks that was funny?

What if I have all the ingredients but haven't had a Bush-tator yet?

What if I have a headache and haven't felt like cooking?

What if a Green becomes president?

--What if I've edited this 3 times and it isn't saying so?

--What if that has both pros and cons?
 
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What if the Quick Reply is also bizarre, but in a different way?
 
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What if I did find an avatar after all and now I'm seeing if it'll work?

What if I miss all the little topic and reply emoticons? Frown

What if I'm wondering what this is?

-edit- What if this avatar hates me?


I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
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What if I didn't notice the quick reply before?

What if I'm using it now?

What if I read everyones What If's?

What If I read them all three times?

What if I publish them in a book?

What if it became critically acclaimed?

What if everyone sued me for not giving them any money for using their brilliant What if's?

What if I have an Aunt Sue?

What if I haven't seen her for a while?

What if that's not completely true, because she was at my sisters engagement party, but I spent the whole night outside avoiding everyone with the friend I'd roped into coming with me?

What if I made the mistake of standing outside near where every arrived and was bombarded by people I had no idea who they were, but they knew me?

What if that's alright, because I assumed they were relatives?

What if they weren't and I just have a bunch of stalkers?

What if Emessis could get a working avatar?

What if you could have a webcam as your avatar, so people reading your posts could see you in a tiny little square?

What if that would be kind of scary?

What if there was a page you could go to with all scrollers sitting in little avatar sized webcams all waving at each other?

What if "and Ann B. Davis as Alice"?

What if everyone thinks I'm totally crazy, but I know what I'm talking about?
 
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What if I'm content with my fuzzy avatar?

What if there really was some point to Metamorphosis?

What if cockroaches really did rule the earth?

What if the brackets on this board look very strange?


I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
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What if I do not appreciate that I can't delete my silly test poll?

What if the edit button is very fascist in that regard?

What if it is being a cheer-tator, Torrance?

What if my drive partitions seem to have fixed themselves?

What if that's creepy because it was probably somebody on a remote computer that has been monitoring my every keystroke?

What if the tech guy did it to avoid me?

What if he remotely fixes my javascript: openNewWin problem, too?

What if I file suit?

What if Salem's Aunt Sue is my lawyer?

What if I avoid my relatives as well?

What if I have children now so it's harder to avoid relatives but at least I can use my children as shields?

What if that sounds bad but it isn't?

[This message was edited by Heitie on Mon June 23 2003 at 03:42 AM.]
 
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What if i went to Salem's sister's engagement party and became friends with his aunty sue?

What if I am bloody cold?

What if i started dinner and invited Salem over?

What if Jess is singing.. 'Backpack, Backpack'

What if Jess is also trying to play the bongo drums on my head?

What if I spoilt the ending of HP for Salem?

What if I keep telling him fake spoilers?

What if he belives me cause he is so gullible?

What if Salem corrupted Zoom?

What if Mick kicked a ball to Jessica but it rebounded and hit my nose and I felt like doing a Marcia Brady 'oh my nose'

What if I didn't cause it didn't hurt?

What if I need to find an avatar a sig pic, and change my sig quote?

What if Zoom won the lottery and flew 27 scrollers to Australia for a month?

What if no one wanted to come because they think kangaroos hop down the street?

What if Salem has a Koala for a pet?

What if he bought me 39 platypuses?

What if I am not sure if that is the plural for a platypus?

What if Argy breeds bilbys?

What if Margeaux came back to the scrolls and said she runs like an emu?

What if Stace looks like an emu?

What if I lived next door to LL and never knew it?

I hate my computer
 
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What if I'm addicted to using the quick reply feature?

What if whenever I click it it zooms back to the top of the page?

What if it made me sick?

What if I wish I had children to use a shields?

What if I just invested in a real shield?

What if I got a sword while I was at it?

What if the plural of Platypus is something like Platypi or something?

What if Scrollers coming to Australia for a party would be cool?

What if we could all play pin the tail on the donkey?

What if I was the only one playing while everyone else was getting drunk and dancing on table tops?

What if that was fine by me?

What if it's mean telling people fake Harry Potter spoilers, because I can't be sure they're not really fake, even if they are as crazy as Hermione and Draco makin sweet love while Hogwarts burns to the ground?
 
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What if i never never said sweet love, i said sex, and salem changed it to that cause he's now officially corrupted?

I hate my computer
 
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What if if I was truely corrupted I would have changed sex into something far more rough sounding than sweet love?
 
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What if I'm still up at 4:17am?

What if this is why I don't like fixing my own computer anymore?

What if the spooky partition thing is still scaring me?

What if I learned how to make it work next time but now I don't have to and I'm disappointed and freaked?

What if someone has copies of all my files?

What if they know my credit card number?

What if I start disconnecting from the internet a lot?

What if I don't trust my firewall because the tech guy installed it and may have configured it to his advantage?

What if I'm being stupid and he's totally innocent?

What if that still doesn't explain 1.5 free gigabytes showing up on my system partition?
 
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Originally posted by Emessis:
What if I'm wondering what this is?


What if I believe that little picture indicates when a poll has been "posted"?

What if I H-A-T-E the text font in the reply pop up window?

What if I'm gonna do my darndest to change it?

 
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What if I didn't notice the font being any different until you said you hated it?

What if it doesn't bother me?

What if I wish there was a member list we could view here to see who has registered?

What if I'm hungry now.

What if I want some Tropico juice?

What if that was silly?

What if it was silly because I want food, not drink?
 
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What if I believe that little picture indicates when a poll has been "posted"?



What if I thought it was more of a ballot being cast than something being posted?

What if my son had a tiny fever last night and his legs hurt?

What if that's got me incredibly freaked?

What if my daughter's cranky which means she's probably coming down with something?

What if I worry a lot when I don't get much sleep?

What if I'd like a membership list as well?

What if the editing time limit disappears?

What if Salem said "sex"?

What if that surprised me even though he's been talking about his chao mating habits for several days?

What if Salem plays The Sims and makes them all sleep in the vibrating heart beds so they reproduce faster?

What if I want to know what chao are?

What if the next rank designations start at 50000 posts?
 
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What if sometimes my daughter will start speaking Spanish for the same reason Jess was singing "Backpack, Backpack"?

What if she walks into my room and says "Hola!" and then "Adios!"?

What if that's not why Jess was singing "Backpack, Backpack" and now I'm humiliated?

What if a nap might be a good idea later this morning?

What if I lay off computer maintenance for a while?

What if I wonder what I'll dream during this nap?

What if I want Tam to send me the "back....pack" picture again because I lost it with the old hard drive?

[This message was edited by Heitie on Mon June 23 2003 at 08:30 AM.]
 
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What if I just found the forementioned picture 30 seconds after I posted about it?

What if that's what I get for not looking first?

What if thanks anyway Smile ?

What if I could've just edited the last post but I'm trying to cut down?

--What if I ended up editing the last post anyway?

--What if it was so I could put capital B's on Backpack?

--What if then I edited this post to say I'd edited the last one?

--What if I need an editing intervention?

[This message was edited by Heitie on Mon June 23 2003 at 08:32 AM.]
 
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Originally posted by Salem:
What if "and Ann B. Davis as Alice"?



What if I wanted to say that I got that right away?

What if it's funny and clever and I want to give props where props are due?

What if I don't know what props are?

What if I think it means "propers" but I don't know what that means?

What if I'm not hip to the mod lingo?
 
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What if I just want to test if HTML really wors in the sig?

What if I dont have anything else to say?

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What if I think it's kinda stupid that I cant use normal HTML in the sig?

What if I tried to fix it now?

What if it still wont work?

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