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What if I want to accomplish this by posting only one What if at a time?

What if that is hard and time consuming?

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what if I hear thunder?

What if I hear a waltz?

What if the waltz is in my head?

What if there's a circus in my head, in the middle of the bed, in the middle of the night?

what if noone knows what song that quote is from?

What if at least one other scroller knows?
 
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What if I like to have company in the what if thread?

What if though I do like to look at my own words often?

What if just kidding?

What if actually i'm not?

What if just kidding again?

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What if Jubilee is threatening "gonna leave you, gonna leave you....?

What if Salem and I are hoping she does so we can be alone?

What if I'm lying?

What if Salem's blood runs cold at the thought?

What if he puts up with the joke because he wants to score off Jubs?
 
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What if well, gee Salem I had no idea?

What if, ok, well, maybe an inkling?

What if your place or mine?

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What if, oo, I hear your parents are around quite a bit, maybe mine would be best?

What if, otherwise I know this cute little park...?

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What if I used the term "scoring off" in the sense of one-upmanship, not sex?

What if it amuses me that the pure Jubs assumed it had a gutter origin?

What if Salem thought that's what I meant too?

What if I'm getting all misty-eyed at the thought of our little, megalomaniac becoming a man?
 
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What if actually I'm harboring instense feelings for Salem so I will turn anything so that I can joke about sex with him?

What if, wait, no, did I type that?

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what if i just skim through other scrollers what ifs just for my name or the word sex?


Seriously.
 
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What if Salem is being awfully quiet?

What if he's speechless?

What if that was rather easy for Jubs to do?
 
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What if, oh Nora I can make him speechless in another way too?

What if ?

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What if _Ame_ should try some echinacea?



What if I tried that stuff years ago. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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What if i just caught up on all the what ifs?

What if i am dissapointed that there wasn't more?

What if my flu symptoms are slightly better?

What if i feel nauseus and dizzy instead?

What if it's because i didn;t eat lunch or dinner?

What if i didn;t eat lunch or dinner because of said yuckiness?

What if everyone watched the same xena ep at exatly the same time while in front of the comp, drinking alcohol, so we felt like we were all at a big xena get together?

What if Mick loves the onion rings from Hungry Jacks?

What if they make me feel sick too?

What if my mum was a cranky bytch all day at work today and was starting to P me off some what?

What if i went to bed early again tonight to try and get rid of this cold?

What if there are no good movies on tonight?

What if the dvd salems 'rents wanna get is exactly the same one mick and i have?

What if
Account Type : Neopian Mega-Riches
Current Balance : 4,560,000 NP
Neopian Mega-Riches Interest Rate : 10.5% per year.
Yearly Interest : 478,800 NP


This interest rate means that you will gain 1,312 NP per day

What if woohoo only 440,000np to my goal of 5 million?

What if once i reach there i paint all my pets baby?

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What if when Ame gets to 5 million neopoints, she stops playing and gives all her neopian stuff to me?

What if that person I don't like who was on Australian Idol didn't make it through?

What if there goes Madogis' ride to fame/popularity/whatever?

What if she'll just have to get there with her story?

What if I have no reason to be extremely tired?

What if I was at a crowded shopping centre today and I don't like being in crowded places, so it drained all my energy?

What if I go to bed right now?

What if I don't for another 4 hours?

 
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What if BUGGER?

What if just wanted to say bugger?

What if Nora has exactly 100 posts... *throws confetti*

What if i left my aloe vera tissues at work?

What if turdle 5 just won?

What if i am gunna have OJ coming out of my ears, instead of snot if i keep drinking it?

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What if Australian Idol is finished?

What if I have nothing else to say about that?

What if I have a Tim Tam?

What if I share it with everyone?

What if too late, it's all gone?

What if there is a comedy concert for charity on?

What if people are trying to guilt me into donating money?

What if they said they won't stop nagging until I do?

What if I would, but I have no money?

What if now I have to spend the rest of the night watching with a guilty conscience?

 
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What if i just put my pj top on, inside out, and wondered where the buttons were?

What if my pj's are pink with piglet all over them?

What if they are see through?

What if they aren't?

What if mick just flicked channels and roswell was on, and i wondered why tara was saying the line she did cause xena never knew about aliens?

What if now at 9.30pm i go to bed?

What if salems mum forced him to get a job by xmas?

wha if salem becomes a check out chick?

What if he gets a job typing, just so he can be online all day and get paid for it?

what if he wins the lotto and never has to work?

What if i have a peppermint aero bar?

What if i don't feel like it?

What if i wonder, during the course of the day while i was at work, if mick ate it?

What if i expect at least 2 more what if pages before i wake up, and not full of one liners

What if zoom woke up right now, and what iffed naked?

What if LL decided, screw it, lets do one more season?

What if i don't understand why reggie left Becker?

What if Jess reminds me of Stitch from lilo and stitch?

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WHat if, just one more?

What if.. ok 2?

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What if I sorta already have a job typing stuff?

What if it's for my grandfather who is the advertising manager of a magazine/journal?

What if it doesn't involve much?

What if I can see Jess being like Stitch?

What if I think I just ate my lips?

What if oooow?

What if I have no idea who this person on the comedy thing is?

What if it would be fun if Kath & Kim were there?

What if I hope Ame gets better soon?

 
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What if I just realised, I never really told anyone I was leaving that party the other night, I just kind of walked down the looooong driveway to the road and satrted walking til I was out of sight?

What if no one called me to see what happened to me?

What if it just proves to people that I was right, I really wouldn't be missed at a party?

What if I could have been kidnapped and no one checked to see if I was alright?

What if the next time there's one of these parties, I say I'm gonna go then not turn up?

What if I'd be able to convince people I was there?

 
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What if Corinne just mentioned Woy Woy in her song on the charity comedy concert thing?

What if yay Woy Woy?

What if hehe?

 
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What if I just attempted a limerick?

What if I feel silly posting after myself?

What if I should edit all my what ifs into the one post?

What if hey, now there's an idea?

What if I go copy and paste them all into word and then paste the whole lot in the one post?

What if I also insert some new what ifs in amongst them all to force people to read through them all?

What if mwahahahahaha!?

 
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What if I can't understand why echinacea would make someone say eeew?

What if maybe I can since we used to use a brand that was really gross?

What if it had goldenseal or something else in it?

What if the Bioforce one is quite tasty?

What if I have a bottle on my desk right now?

What if Salem eating his lips is extremely funny?

What if it's not if he really did?

What if that goes without saying, especially if you have no lips?

What if I just realized I said "extremely" which I almost never say?

What if it's Salem's influence?

What if that's a lot of neopoints?

What if I'm trying to save for a Darigan paint brush for my son?

What if he forgets he wanted one and I get to keep all my points?

What if I bought him a lab map once and now he never uses it?

What if I make him earn his own Darigan paint brush?

What if PEOP stock never goes back up?

What if I'll go to someone's shop that has ok prices and I'll just buy everything they have because it's convenient?

What if I wish the shop history didn't record every sale now because I look stupid for paying too much for stuff?

What if there's never anything in the McDonald's thing?
 
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What if I just spent an hour and three minutes going throughh this entire thread copying all my what ifs into word?

What if they are all ready to be posted?

What if I'm too scared to incase I crash the Scrolls?

What if I'm saving for a Darigan paintbrush too?

What if what pet does your son want to use it on Heitie?

What if I wanna use it on my pet Iyodmi who was originally an Eyrie?

What if he is currently a Faerie Kacheek?

What if I'm using the lab ray on him?

What if I turn him back into an Eyrie?

What if an Eyrie is the Darigan pet I want?

 
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What if I think my son wants to use it on an Eyrie as well?

What if my lab ray pet is currently a striped gelert?

What if that's better than some of the freaky things she's been?

What if the Mormon lady didn't shun me?

What if she's quite open-minded, particularly for a Mormon?

What if I enjoy having friends of varying backgrounds?

What if it's funny that yesterday I was telling my ex-husband about a guy I know in Australia throwing a remote and swearing?

What if 15 years ago I would've thought that was very space-age, very shiny silver jumpsuit?

What if I mean that I regularly talk to people in Australia, not the remote business?

What if maybe also the remote business?

What if our first VCR when I was younger weighed about 25 pounds and was huge?

What if I'm glad it wasn't a Beta?

What if the remote was on a cord that had to run all across the living room to where you were sitting?

What if we thought that was very advanced?
 
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