What if I was reading it here?

What if I got the link from The Leaky Cauldron?

What if I haven't seen an article about book burning for a long time?

What if I wanna type delete too?

What if I spelt it right on my first try?

What if I'm going to have lunch soon?

What if I feel self conscious when my posts are at the top of a page?

What if I prefer being hidden down the bottom or in the middle?

What if sometimes I get a kick out of being at the top?

What if I'm cwazy?

What if thanks, Ame?

What if I really want to delete my fight club crap?

What if it makes me not want to start any new threads?

What if everyone secretly claps a little at that and says "yay"?

What if holy smokes, Salem, that's my local ABC station?

What if heh?

What if I saw the familiar news people and for a second assumed something was wrong with my computer and it directed me to a local site by mistake?

What if I knew I lived in a conservative area, but geez?

What if these people are crazy?

What if I want to say more but refrain to avoid offense?

What if I read as heitie secretly has the clap?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if ooh, that's freaky that's it's your local station?

What if, well, it's not freaky, but, it kinda is?

What if no one started a new topic ever again and we all just had to reply to old topics?

What if I'm going to get lunch now, though I will be back soon?

What if that's totally freaky, Salem?

What if I'm so embarrassed that I have a tv station in common with the zealots?

What if Ame is clearly obsessed with my private parts?

What if there's something she isn't sharing?

What if it's my private parts?

What if your last post made me giggle?

What if, lucky i am not sharing your private parts?

What if Salem is eating fairy bread for lunch?

What if so far so good, jess hasn't wet her pants today nor yesterday?

What if maybe, finally she is starting to be toilet trained

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if i see Lila is around?

What if she doesn;t have time to what if?

What if it takes her 2 mins to catch up on what ifs since not alot has been done?

What if 5 posts till 400?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

"What if your last post made me giggle?"

What if it's funny cuz it's true?

What if you don't know what you're missing?

What if I guess that's just as well?

What if lol?

What if I'm pleased Jess hasn't wet herself all day?

What if my daughter took forever to be potty trained?

What if even now I have to remind her to use toilet paper?

What if not after she poops, though?

What if thank goodness?

--What if I edited this for clarity?

--What if I reread all my own posts 4000 times?

[This message was edited by Heitie on 04 August 2003 at 11:48 PM.]

What if yep I am here?

What if sorry-was busy reading about the zealots?

quote:

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Originally posted by Heitie:
What if I don't like leaving them around once there's no interest?

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What if that's how I feel about my exes?

[This message was edited by lila997 on 04 August 2003 at 11:03 PM.]

What if, oh yeah Ame, I vote for the pork thing since it's with the potato thing and I *love* me some starches?

What if I am jealous that Madogis gets to see lots of wildlife?

What if maybe not jealous of all of it?

What if not the bats?

What if there are some big-ass bats in Oz?

What if maybe not bats but flying foxes?

What if one kamikazed my head in Cairns and I thought it was a small plane?

What if I am not sure if flying foxes are considered bats?

What if now that bothers me and I need to go look it up?

What if flying foxes are mammals (i think)

What if.. what were you doing to be bombarded by a flying fox Lila?

What if Lila has a fetish for aussie ice cream, lighting fires and pornography?

Why do i always think of kings cross when i think of lila?

What if if lila posted a pic of us, cause i want it to re save since i no longer have it?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I just standing around but we were staying at the edge of the Daintree Rainforest so there were lots of critters?

What if he didn't get *that* close but it seemed like it so I hit the deck ...quickly?

What if I post it tomorrow cause I dunno where the pic is right now?

What if mmmm...ice cream?

What if aren't bats mammals as well?

What if I'm watching I Love Lucy?

What if they're on a ship?

What if I forgot what I was going to say about it because I typed "shit" twice while trying to type ship?

What if the local zealots have obviously put a curse on me?

What if that would be sorcery?

What if they just pray for a curse, that way it's god's will?

What if I am a zealot?

What if.. no.. ok, i lie, i am a hestian pwiestess?

What if Gabber is asking my opinion of something, and i told her i never have an opinion, i just go with the majority?

What if, ok, i lied again, cause lieing is so much fun?

What if lieing is a great quality for a Hestian Pwiestess to have?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

quote:

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Originally posted by lila997:

---Originally posted by Heitie: What if I don't like leaving them around once there's no interest?

What if that's how I feel about my exes?

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What if heh?

What if I'm back and haven't told Ame I am on AIM?

What if I've been to the Daintree Rainforest?

What if Nouchy is in Cairns at the moment?

What if at Cairns (I think it was there) we were at a place with hundreds of flying foxes in the trees above us?

What if they smelled?

What if I was scared they would crap on me?

What if they crap while upside down?

What if ew?

What if flying foxes were actually foxes with big bat wings on their backs?

What if aaaah how cute would that be?

What if I've been editing my What Ifs?

What if I should stop so I don't develop a neurosis?

What if I mean further develop a neurosis?

What if when I first started posting here I had no idea how to do bold and italics?

What if Heitie edits so much, that her what ifs become broken up sentences?

What if I hurt Ames feelings by not saying I was back?

What if schizoid is my highest personality disorder?

What if the info for it pretty much sums me up, though I didn't think I was humourless?

What if, oh well, you learn something new every day?

What if Salem always trie to hurt my feelings because he's jealous of me?

What if Salem is just a nasty nasty little boy?

What if *tears rolling* Salem told me that i look like a cyclops?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

what if i am considering breaking up with the girlfriend i have had for almost 3 years?

what if she wants to move to california and i dont?

what if she thinks i dont support her cause i dont want to move out with her?

what if this makes me angry?

what if i am rethinking our relationship?

what if sorry for the downer what ifs?


Seriously.

What if yes, I am a nasty nasty little boy?

What if I don't recall saying you look like a cyclops though?

What if you must be thinking of me even nastier twin?

What if, after 3 years, she should consider your feelings as well as her own?

What if vice versa for you?

What if, why does she want to move? is there an actual reason?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, pointing at salem and poking you in the ribs.. you also told me i run like an emu, have the face of a kangaroo and smell like a wombat?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??