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what if new xc wife?

what if Amanda Seyfried?

what if now she's Amanda Seyfriedcrazed?

what if

"Greetings! You have been drafted into the xc harem!
Please report to the nearest xc wife and have yer physical conducted by mr. xc. Thank ye."
 
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What if you all have forgotten that BruceSee is old {58 !} * fat, balding half-blind & dis-abled..

What if hes more of an En-Farcer..?

What if my knees get so stiff from sittin thru a movie Im hobbled when I get up...?LOL


* What if ...I know I know ... it makes Me gasp in disbelief too..I only have 18 months left to NOT BE 60!!!

*****Shrieks like a Skool Girl*******

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What if you all have forgotten that BruceSee is old {58 !} * fat, balding half-blind & dis-abled..

What if hes more of an En-Farcer..?

What if my knees get so stiff from sittin thru a movie Im hobbled when I get up...?LOL


* What if ...I know I know ... it makes Me gasp in disbelief too..I only have 18 months left to NOT BE 60!!!

*****Shrieks like a Skool Girl*******


what if better an En-Farcer than an Out-farter?

what if yer still qualified for a cyber enforcer?

what if online is equal opportunity employer?

what if um but pay no be good?
 
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what if one more full day til work begins?

what if got noivous stomach bout job?

what if it will be 8 months to the day since last job ended?

what if still bugged that i never got a full time job?

what if at least i'll get Mon-Tues off?

what if hope to go to Kent-yucky State Fair either this weekend or next Mon-Tues?
 
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what if job starts tomorrow?

what if half day?

what if me am noivous?

what if hope i don't screw up?

what if hope i don't scare bosses & co-employees?

what if hope this job turns into full time job?

what if hope i turn into werewolf during full moon?

what if howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl!
 
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What if good luck xc?

What if xc is right, Bruceeee?

What if no hair required?



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what if thankies Shawn?

what if jeepers gotta go to bed early tonite?

what if hadn't had to do that since Dec 13?

what if hope 1st paycheck comes soon?
 
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What if xc is lookin forward to gettin paid..?

What if what an optimist..?

What if just kidding...Good luck xc maybe now I can keep up with alla your posting..?

What if unlikely as I have little to say..???
 
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what if thankies BrucE?

what if early mornin postin before work?

what if tossed n turned in sleep?

what if gotta beat the insomnia thing?

what if gotta beat the insanity thing?

what if have more luck beatin the insomnia than insanity?
 
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what if 1st half day at work?

what if omg complicated fer my micro-minature mind!?

what if a lot to take in?

what if they hired a dummy for a brainy job?

what if the college system collapses now?

what if i can't even get hired for town buffoon after this?

what if maybe i should work at mcd's?
 
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what if 2nd half day at work over?

what if headache from what they trying to teach me?

what if i not smart enuff for this stuffage?

what if they kick my arse out for being dummy?

what if they have me read How to Do xc's New Job for Dummies?

what if it's too confuzzling for this dummy?

what if head explodes cuz they tryin to force too much gunk into a small space?

what if head blows up real good & bloody!?

what if they leave head bits for cleaning crew to mop up?
 
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What if xc buys the do-it-all manual College for Dummies..?

What if its only 36 pages & covers Everything in the Known Universe..?

What if for only $3.99..???


What if unfortunately its been out of print since 1655AD..????
 
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what if debating with meself?

what if maybe go to Ken-yucky State Fair?

what if instead go to Traders World & Jungle Jims?

what if Lewdy-ville vs SinCityNatti?

what if state fair babes vs the Legendary Blueberry Pie Lady?

what if bbq turkey leg vs tim tams?

what if i's leaning towards SinCityNatti?

what if hadn't been to O-hi-diddly-o in a few years?

what if i go there next weekend if weather good?

what if still debating with meself?
 
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What if I've only been to a couple but I like state fairs?

What if the New England state fair and the Maryland one?

What if I do wonder if neither of those was far enough south or west/Midwest to qualify as having a TRUE state fair experience?

What if they did sell fried Twinkies at one and race piglets at another, though?

What if I need a ruling on this, Scrollers- did I miss out?
 
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what if Indhickiana State Fair is more about 4H than anything else?

what if lotsa food but pretty dull?

what if country music & over-the-hill classic rock acts (Styx, REO Speeddealer, KISS, etc)?

what if Ken-yucky State Fair much better?

what if awesome horse show (course that state excels in horse farms)?

what if awesome mid-way?

what if bbq food to kill for?

what if Louieville weirdness rubs off on it too?

what if i think i'm talkin myself into going there now!?
 
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What if I've only been to a couple but I like state fairs?

What if the New England state fair and the Maryland one?

What if I do wonder if neither of those was far enough south or west/Midwest to qualify as having a TRUE state fair experience?

What if I need a ruling on this, Scrollers- did I miss out?




What if I just cant get over New England being a state..??

What if Europe is a country & I just dont know it...???

WHat if all Ive ever been to is the Erie County Fair..??

What if they claim its the country's biggest county fair..??

What if how on earth could they be sure about that? I think New England is a Much bigger county...?

What if Texas & Florida both leave & become their own Countries...?

What if I think I would like that ...????
 
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what if isn't New England somewheres between New York & New Jersey?

what if or is it next to New Hampshire?

what if isn't the New England Patriots from that New England state?

what if i ain't been to my county fair since the early 1980s?

what if i can hear the stock car races from my backyard?

what if county fairgrounds ain't far away?

what if other county & state fairs seem better than mine?

what if i still run into ppl i know at them?
 
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what if watch Xena tonite?

what if Send in the Clones?

what if not sure what after that?

what if nearing end of series?

what if once end season 6, i take a Xena break til next spring?

what if maybe in between i watch old Beauty & Beast eps (original series)?

what if maybe watch these & then restart on Xena again?

what if not sure when S2 of new Beauty & Beast starts?

what if wanna see Agents of Shield too?
 
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what if lazy summer day?

what if another day before back to work?

what if Thursday i work 8 hrs instead of 4?

what if guy training me taking off Friday?

what if so i get Friday off too?

what if maybe i go to Kent-yucky State Fair?

what if hope i got mullah for the trip?
 
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What if all our New England states are so small that we only get one fair between us?

What if we only get one football team too?

What if forces us to share?

What if I'm not so good at sharing?

What if this trait comes in handy with not sharing secrets but not so much with the rest of life?

What if only child syndrome? Razz
 
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what if i bet the New England state fair is way better than the Indickiana state fair?

what if Indhickiana oughta go in with other states for a Great Lakes state fair (with Ill-annoys & O-hi-diddly-o)?

what if the NE state fair oughta be pretty big since its multi-states?

what if the Kent-yucky state fair is pretty big which is why i like it?

what if cuz lila may be an only kid but she got a cousin in Indhickiana (i'd keep me a secret tho)?
 
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What if this is it the Big E ?

What if each state gets it's own day?

What if you are allowed to go on a day that is not your state though Smile?

What if with all this talk of fairs I think I want to go this year?

What if I need to find people who want to take a road trip with me?

What if so far no luck?

What if I need to find new friends?

What if not DIFFERENT friends as in trade-my-current-ones-in?

What if ADDITIONAL friends who can come out & play more?

What if most of my friends that would come out and play live many states away?

What if that's a long commute for a school night Wink?
 
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what if looks like fun, cuz?

what if hope ya are able to make it there this year?

what if wish i could go?

what if hoping for Kent-yucky state fair Friday?

what if weather allowing which it might not?

what if could make it Sunday, maybe, tho that's the last day of the fair?
 
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what if college kids movin in their dorms & places today?

what if streets clogged with college kids and/or their folks?

what if stayin outta town cept to go to work?

what if work is right in middle of dorms & whatnaut?
 
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What if its been a few daze since I posted....?

WHat if I missed my fair due to.....$$ & Timing...?

WHat if I pulled this offa the Erie County Fair site..??

The Erie County Fair became the country’s largest county fair for the first time in 1970, with an attendance of 600,960. It is currently the nation’s third largest county fair.

THE FAIRGROUNDS

Facilities

275 Acres
86 permanent buildings and structures
4 green parks (Baker, Slade, Fries, Hickory Tree)
15,000 parking spaces


WHat if local news called it the 16th largest fair in the USA..??

What if by attendance I guess.???
 
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