I'm utterly speechless. I may be scarred for life.

*giggles*

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Originally posted by Assphogus Bitcherella:
I'm utterly speechless. I may be scarred for life.

you!?!? please woman. walk a mile in my lacy yellow socks & patent leather shoes, ok...

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Originally posted by hench-minion Z:
you!?!? please woman. walk a mile in my lacy yellow socks & patent leather shoes, ok...

And why would I want to do that???

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Originally posted by hench-minion Z:
you!?!? please woman. walk a mile in my lacy yellow socks & patent leather shoes, ok...

I'm saving this for posterity's sake and also to use at any time I deem appropriate to further my argument of your daintiness.

at least i flaunt the ills perpetrated upon me in my innocent youth, Sa....ra.

I have nothing to hide when it comes to the perpetrated ills of youth Sher...yl.

not anymore...

and that's Lil Miss Bosque County Farm Bureau 4th Runner-up Sheryl to you.

Hey, it's only recently you've mentioned your beauty pageant days, m'dear.

4th runner up?

Nice.

not so! i told my tale of hoop-skirted, dead puppy woe here long ago. and more than once, at that.

i only recently offered photographic evidence, however.

and i'm fairly certainthe 4th runner up thing was totally a mercy thing cuz of the horrible puppy question faux pas...making the story all the more pathetic don't you think?

Is that fourth out of three?


Just kiddin'!

No way there'd be fewer than 6....