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what if mowed the thick, wet front yard today?

what if mower was cursin me?

what if i was cursin me?

what if three houses up, the MILF was mowin her front yard?

what if yummers!
 
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What if I have a 'boy' to do that mowin schtuff..LoL

What if not really any qts around here so far..
Its a pretty raggedy neighborhood..but the peeps are
polite & white suburban-y-ish..


What if some Bozo hit a wire or a tele-pole
or sumthin & 1/2 the street is having Brown-Out conditions..

Yeah..my half....my microwave hasnt enuff power to run...

Im gonna unplug the Refer for the over nite...
It was growlin fer lacka juice this afternoon
but its shaped up with alla the street asleep..fur now..

What if gave momma cat a flea spot thing...
I want her to have kittens that are not feral
so in she come tomorrow..Dammit.
 
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What if I have a 'boy' to do that mowin schtuff..LoL


sure he's not smoking the grass instead of cutting it?
 
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What if ....that wuz a BIT of a Joke ...
I have NO IDEA WHY but the neighbors have been cutting
the grass here for years...

What if so they have just kinda continued.....every 4-5 days whether it needs it or not...

What if its golf course length....

What if Im pretty certain they didnt do it becoz
my bro was such a charmer....

What if the most common remark I hear is that people

'Kinda felt sorry for him'


HHHhhhhmmmmmmmmmmMMMmm.......
 
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What if power is back on....
it failed completely before noon today...

What if momma cat doesnt like/trust other cats
Not even my adorable Lil Vinney...

What if shes gotta go to the SPCA if
I cant get her in the house & co-operative...?


What if I havent got long before she delivers I fear..?
 
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what if working remotely until who knows when?

what if going into office a few hours a week?

what if hope this lasts til i retire?

what if... if i live long enough to retire?
 
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What if Ok Then Mr Bigshot Remotely {Hardly} working
College Officey ...ummm guy...!!!

What if no wonder this Plebeian can hardly
unnerstand whatcher yappin about..LoL

What if I hopes you live on to have a happy &
rewarding retire-mint yor OWNself...

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What if I found a 12'x4" hunka very lite kinda corrugated plastic
drain pipe that slips PREFECTLY onto the stub coming outta the wall
in the cellar to replace the rotted out iron pipe that was there....

What if I just need to make an attachment to the ceramic pipe that
leads out & the worst problem this house has mite just be fixed...YaY!

What if that unfortunately is flush with the wall yet cockeyed
& is gonna be a bit tricksy but I have some Idee-ers
Big Grin
 
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What if I've been having trouble sleeping lately but last night was much better?

What if at least I'm not groggy this morning?

What if our neighbor next door gave us a lawnmower that he had as an extra?

What if it's awesome...John used it the first time and our yard now looks a lot neater than it used to?

What if we didn't have a lawnmower, John was using hedge clippers to take care of the yard lol?

What if it's a big difference tho!!!

What if the weather has been nice so we've been in the pool almost every day?

What if I can't believe July is almost over? Eek

What if I hate when summer goes by so fast? Frown


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if Ok Then Mr Bigshot Remotely {Hardly} working
College Officey ...ummm guy...!!!

What if no wonder this Plebeian can hardly
unnerstand whatcher yappin about..LoL

What if I hopes you live on to have a happy &
rewarding retire-mint yor OWNself...



what if i work 40 hours a week?

what if i have today off for staycation?

what if didn't know you lived back in ancient Rome?

what if no wonder you're so cranky, being so old, ha ha?
 
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What if I've been having trouble sleeping lately but last night was much better?

What if at least I'm not groggy this morning?

What if our neighbor next door gave us a lawnmower that he had as an extra?

What if it's awesome...John used it the first time and our yard now looks a lot neater than it used to?

What if we didn't have a lawnmower, John was using hedge clippers to take care of the yard lol?

What if it's a big difference tho!!!

What if the weather has been nice so we've been in the pool almost every day?

What if I can't believe July is almost over? Eek

What if I hate when summer goes by so fast? Frown


what if welcome back Kate?

what if i thought you'd abandoned us?

what if let's keep the population here at 3, at least?

what if i gotta mow today or tomorrow?
 
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Yes!...Hi Kate...

What if I hope youre havin a good summer...
John too..LoL

What if Yes me & Tony Romo.......Ancient Polish Romans..

What if I work ZERO Hours a week & its still too much....

In fact I read alla this last nite & was too pooped out to reply...

What if ,Yes,It was a 'That Stinks' kinda affair...
 
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WHat if I removed couple-tree Dozen odd cans from the cellar
& barely made a dent in the junk down there..

What if I decided the reggalee garbage was gettin
2 heavy & the recycle one was gettin kinda fulla..

What if its only moderately disgusting down there now..LoL
 
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What if I dodged a real bullet today...
there was a large angry red zit on the radar bringin Rain,Rain,rain here for
@ 45 minutes around noon.

it drizzled & only got a bit heavier here & there..

What if Ive been back to feelin weak & lousy so Ive not
finished up my cellar drain yet..Damn me...
 
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What if More rain.....not a lot..cellar wet AGAIN..

What if I wish this would fall where its needed ..
on summa those fires,say...insteada my roooftop..?
 
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what if now begins the fight against annexation from the crooked city mayor?

what if signed a petition today & going to meeting Sunday for rally against mayor?

what if civil war- yay!

what if hang the mayor & his commie gender flopping, tax loving, pinko city council?
 
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What if ...Whoa...
I cant bee-leave how Weak I feel...

What if I did a little stuff yesterday & this afternoon...maybe it was Too Much..?

What if I ate a Pork Chop becoz pure meat used to help a LOT with this..??

What if it appears I didnt mention...I Mite have a a mild breakthru COVID..?

What if @the 6-7th I hadda a Flemy stingy coff a few times..
It hurt to breathe 1 Day & My heart felt weak..
I took some aspirin to thin the blood & not a single symptom
after that.

What if the whole illness lasted maybe 5 days tops....
If it was I should be Super Immune now..???
 
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what if civil war- yay!

what if hang the mayor & his commie gender flopping, tax loving, pinko city council?


What if ...Whoa... I cant bee-leave how you snuck this in between when I showed up & before I posted...?

What if are you CrapTon Amerika or sumptin..with your Civil War?

What if this all sounds Mighty tRumpy to me...?


What if I got on the Phone to call COVID peeps to see
if I should be tested...while you were postin..I think ?


What if I monkey swung from site to site to site & found
a new place to go to get my feelings hurt by more incompetent
medical professionals..YaY!
 
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What if ...Whoa...
I cant bee-leave how Weak I feel...

What if I did a little stuff yesterday & this afternoon...maybe it was Too Much..?

What if I ate a Pork Chop becoz pure meat used to help a LOT with this..??

What if it appears I didnt mention...I Mite have a a mild breakthru COVID..?

What if @the 6-7th I hadda a Flemy stingy coff a few times..
It hurt to breathe 1 Day & My heart felt weak..
I took some aspirin to thin the blood & not a single symptom
after that.

What if the whole illness lasted maybe 5 days tops....
If it was I should be Super Immune now..???


i hope you feel better.

Next time wear your mask to your commie Karl Marx meetings!
 
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what if civil war- yay!

what if hang the mayor & his commie gender flopping, tax loving, pinko city council?


What if ...Whoa... I cant bee-leave how you snuck this in between when I showed up & before I posted...?

What if are you CrapTon Amerika or sumptin..with your Civil War?

What if this all sounds Mighty tRumpy to me...?

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It's anti-Trumpenstein cause didn't he want to kick people outta their homes to make room for his buildings & other real estate?

Demo-rats- the local ones- are more like Trumpenstein, wanting to deny us county folk the right to vote, the right to choose some of our utility services & give them more tax money for their excessive spending mistakes (parks for vagrants & drug addicts, buildings for farty art that no one cares about, reducing road size for bikes, etc)

what if the Dumb-o-rats are like Marxist commies socialists taking the land from poor country folk?

Civil War, yes!
 
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What if I got on the Phone to call COVID peeps to see
if I should be tested...while you were postin..I think ?


What if I monkey swung from site to site to site & found
a new place to go to get my feelings hurt by more incompetent
medical professionals..YaY!


what if your commie socialist atheist comrades
don't care if your covid positive or not cause you haven't kissed Putin's ass good enough?

what if they will send you to Siberia?
 
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what if looks like the mask order will be back here next week?

what if even for us vaccinated people?

what if that sucks?

what if Delta Variant is just a Loki Variant playing tricks on us?
 
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What if I monkey swung from site to site to site & found
a new place to go to get my feelings hurt by more incompetent
medical professionals..YaY!

What if I drove by there it appears to be vacant..Goddamnit !!!!


what if your commie socialist atheist comrades
don't care if your covid positive or not cause you haven't kissed Putin's ass good enough?

What if Geexe I sure practice enuff..?

what if they will send you to Siberia?
What if Im hopin for THIGH-beria..?

i hope you feel better.
Next time wear your mask to your commie Karl Marx meetings!


What if ....Why? Its not like corpses carry any dangerous bacteria or diseases, no?
 
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It's anti-Trumpenstein cause didn't he want to kick people outta their homes to make room for his buildings & other real estate?

Demo-rats- the local ones- are more like Trumpenstein, wanting to deny us county folk the right to vote, the right to choose some of our utility services & give them more tax money for their excessive spending mistakes (parks for vagrants & drug addicts, buildings for farty art that no one cares about, reducing road size for bikes, etc)

what if the Dumb-o-rats are like Marxist commies socialists taking the land from poor country folk?

Civil War, yes!


What if I wuz Wrong youre not CrapTon Amerika more like Tony Stank !!!

What if I hope those Pinko Dummo-cRats dont seize your property to make a Artsy-Fartsy dog piss park outta it!!!


What if this place is gonna need a LOT more insults & derogatory remarks @ Brucy B if its EVER gonna equal the heyday of the old Scrolls!!!

What if this was post #3700 & I didnt even notice...

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what if looks like the mask order will be back here next week?
what if even for us vaccinated people?
what if that sucks?
what if Delta Variant is just a Loki Variant playing tricks on us?


What if YES... this truly DOES SUCK !!!

What if its alright with me if the tRumpazoid Zombys
just die of COVID like good little boys..!!!


What if I went for a tooth cleaning Wednesday & hadda wear
my face shield for 20 mins... Holy Murray Mudder of Gawd !!!!


What if My eyes are STILL all sandy & dry feeling ..the Overnites are hella unpleasant..!

What if I say THIS is WHAT we should protest against with our Govt.
If people just wanna be assholes let them die ..I say...
They are the ones who always vote to ruin the planet..
us tree-huggin pinkos will be better off with fewer of them,anyways...Good Riddance
 
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What if more on the 'Why Me?' front....

What if I got the lil momma cat inside &
slightly acquainted with my 2 furballs..

What if ..just in time...
she is having kittens on my bed rite now...?

I went to bed Totally exhausted just before 1 AM
Poor little thing jumped onto the bed with me &
pant/purred like I have never heard before..

What if she was so happy to have someone to cuddle to....
within 15 minutes she was having contractions...
SO I tried to do some stuff like create a safe space for her to deliver...

What if I walked outta the bedroom to make a coffee & her water broke just offa the towel i snuck under her..

What if by 1:20 there was a wee red kitten on my bed with her...

Its after 2AM I think there are more kittens coming....
Im hoping just 1 more ..

Im fearing 2 or 3 more..LoL

I guess Im a daddy again.

Fuck I am SSOOOOoooo Tired....

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