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Rachelle Lefevrecrazed waits at mr xc's desk, hoping mr xc will give her the assignment of satisfying him tonite!
 
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Katy Perrycrazed sings,
"i kissed an xc & i liked it
the taste of his hairy cherry wart
i kissed an xc dunno if that was smart..."
 
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Britt Robertsoncrazed exclaims, "i am not a boob!
i'm an xc wife! um, okee, they's the same thing but my xc likes me, that's all dat matters!!!"
 
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"mrs Evan Rachel Wood crazed would travel Across The Universe to be with mr xc"

(Across The Universe is a movie she was in, in case ya'll didn't know)
 
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Keira Knightleycrazed reacts when battered with mean, hateful questions like "why would you marry stinky xc?" or "Aren't you're insane to turn yer back on Hollywood for nutty xc?" or "isn't it true kissin an xc causes brain damage?"
 
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Chloe Bennetcrazed says, "i'm an agent of SHIELD & a wife of xc. i'll give ya one guess which is the most dangerous position."
 
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Danielle Panabakercrazed of The Flash flashes mr xc and he flashes a Big Grin
 
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Dakota Johnsoncrazed waits anxiously for mr xc to join her in bed!
 
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Teresa Palmercrazed bites her fingernails in anticipation of serving mr xc his gruel, hoping he will lick those very fingers!
 
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When Scarlett Johanssoncrazed auditioned to be an xc wife, she showed her stuff by drinking a glass of xc sweat & drool- ewww! but what a brave wife!
 
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Rose McIvercrazed eats the brains of a potential xc wife thereby eliminating the competition for mr xc!
 
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"Dear Xena, i is leavin ya fer mr xc. i can cook with his stinky juices. MMMMmmmmMMMMM!" -Renee O'Connercrazed aka Gabriellecrazed
 
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Isla Fishercrazed wants to lure mr xc in the bath with her...well, she's got the right bait!
 
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Amy Adamscrazed says she's the only red-head for mr xc and hopes to lure him away from Isla Fishercrazed!
 
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British singer Duffy on the phone, "hi, mr xc, i wanna be yer wife, pleeeeeeze?!?! what am i wearin'? Nuthin, just like ya like it, i's totally nekked!"
 
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Naomi Wattscrazed gives praise that mr xc chose her to be a wife.
 
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Rooney Maracrazed contemplates being married to xc...wonders if she could win an Oscar for Worst Decision By A Leadin g Actress!?
 
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Singer Angelina Moysovcrazed knows she is not the most well known xc wife but she waits anxiously to be the most um pleasing xc wife- and mr xc can't wait to be pleased!
 
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Singer Angelina Moysovcrazed knows she is not the most well known xc wife but she waits anxiously to be the most um pleasing xc wife- and mr xc can't wait to be pleased!


Never seen her before but she is certainly a HOTTIE, that's for sure. Big Grin If Kate were into collectin' wives, xc would have some competition!!! Heheh..kidding. Wink I wouldn't do that to xc. Big Grin

Nah, the ever-exquisite and timeless beauty Johnny the Deppmeister pleases me more than any man--or woman--ever could. Smile B'sides, it'd get a li'l crowded in the bed chamber. Nah, we'll just keep things happy and simple while appreciatin' good "artwork" on the sideline. Artwork as created by the "powers that be" that is, whoever they are. She kinda reminds me of Lucy Lawless actually. Always did love the brunettes when it came to women. And men. Wink Big Grin Big Grin

Go, xc! You got some good taste in wives. Battle on, wives, xc is a lucky guy. Big Grin




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Megan Boonecrazed says, "i swear i'll jump over this ledge if mr xc don't let me please him just how he likes to be pleased!" Ok Megan, ya can please me!
 
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Introducing a new xc wife...

Olive Munncrazed



Olivia Munncrazed cools off after her try-out test as an xc wife. Needless to say- she passed the test!
 
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Nicole Gale Anderson hopes & prays & waits anxiously that mr xc will choose her for a wife.

And...yes! mr xc has chosen Nicole Gale Andersoncrazed as his latest wife! Yay!
 
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Introducing... Margot Robbiecrazed who might have been a mild mannered xc wife til she decided she should punk herself up. As dual personality Harley Quinncrazed she says, "OOooooOOO stinky mr xc wants it kinky i'm here to deliver!"
 
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Singer Angelina Moysovcrazed knows she is not the most well known xc wife but she waits anxiously to be the most um pleasing xc wife- and mr xc can't wait to be pleased!


Nerr! My pic of Angelina Moysovcrazed was confiscated so i am posting this one. Hope the pic thieves stays away!

 
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Singer Angelina Moysovcrazed knows she is not the most well known xc wife but she waits anxiously to be the most um pleasing xc wife- and mr xc can't wait to be pleased!


Nerr! My pic of Angelina Moysovcrazed was confiscated so i am posting this one. Hope the pic thieves stays away!



Ha! This is war! Stole me wife's pic again!
Let's try again...

 
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