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The 2005 Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade Running Commentary

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24 November 2005, 11:19 AM
Smirk Morgan
The 2005 Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade Running Commentary
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High school band from MO. Happy to see 'em, but why are they doing that field show drill in herald square? I don't go to a parade to watch a field show. I want a parade performance dammit.





24 November 2005, 11:21 AM
Smirk Morgan
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Tee hee...the Teddy bear on the float looks like T Roosevelt. I love that actually.

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but the random teen pop singer? not so much.

"Can you feel it?" No. Need.More.Tea. Hell, need Jagermeister.





24 November 2005, 11:23 AM
lila997
I had the pop up camper. And your mom is correct.
I peeled my Weebles on purpose. I preferred the balls.
24 November 2005, 11:24 AM
Smirk Morgan
whoa...Lila's post disappeared.

I was amused that you found the bear creepy. Wink





24 November 2005, 11:25 AM
lila997
"Matt, do you know how many cows they need to produce milk for one day of chocolate?"

"Gosh Katie, it must be about 50 cows. guh huh heh huh duh..."

Dear god, help us.
24 November 2005, 11:26 AM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
whoa...Lila's post disappeared.

I was amused that you found the bear creepy. Wink


crap, I tried to edit. *poof*

The bear ate it. Told ya he was evil.
24 November 2005, 11:26 AM
Smirk Morgan
Hershey's kisses. Yummy. Bland, generic boy band. Meh

They can dance, pity the music ain't worth it.

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Humpty Dumpty upside down balloon. It's actually kind of neat.





24 November 2005, 11:27 AM
Smirk Morgan
"Hope Has Wings"

I thought it was Always that had wings





24 November 2005, 11:28 AM
Smirk Morgan
What's with Bree Larsen's eyes?

EEK





24 November 2005, 11:29 AM
Smirk Morgan
The bear is Vengeful. You mocked the bear. The bear reacted.

TR bear, "Speak softly and ruthlessly eat your opponents' posts"





24 November 2005, 11:29 AM
lila997
Katie Couric knows Spongbob Squarepants' underwear size (size 2100, if you are interested).

We are all going to hell in a handbasket.


Nora, please pass the Jager spiked tea. It's 12 o'Clock somewhere.
24 November 2005, 11:30 AM
Smirk Morgan
<passes the Jagertea>





24 November 2005, 11:31 AM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
"Hope Has Wings"

I thought it was Always that had wings


OMG.
I can not stop the laughing.
You rock.
24 November 2005, 11:32 AM
Smirk Morgan
oh...the Mike Miller Dance Team. Dressed as sailors. If only they were young men instead of young girls, it would be the GAYEST routine ever.

Oh god..if they throw that Village People song in...please?





24 November 2005, 11:34 AM
Smirk Morgan
"Trippin' on the Voyage to Adventure"

Sounds like a bad acid experience.

Matt just said the "Excitement" and he was not being sarcastic. oy vey.

Well, this actually may be competing for the gayest production number ever. As Sara would say, "not the good gay"





24 November 2005, 11:35 AM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by Arista:
Okay, I know this is usually a lila and Nora thing, BUT...

Is it just me or does that guy on the Animal Planet float singing look frighteningly like Siegfried?


Welcome Arista and yes.

Just got to the Animal Planet float here. I like the bloodhound.
24 November 2005, 11:36 AM
Smirk Morgan
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The Hawaii State Marching band.

Katie says its the first and only appearance. How sad. Surely they could keep the band together for a Christmas parade in Honolulu? Why not let them lead a parade for the Aloha bowl?





24 November 2005, 11:37 AM
Smirk Morgan
Katie and Matt just spent more time talking about the Hawaii band than we spent listening to them...

Versuci? Did she mean Versace? Katie is losing it sooner than usual





24 November 2005, 11:39 AM
Smirk Morgan
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Okay, I'm offically going on the record as saying not every float needs to have it's very own "Teen Singing Sensation". It's really distracting from the floats, you know?





24 November 2005, 11:41 AM
lila997
I think that Katie has been hitting the JagerTea too.

heh, check it out. The Walt Disney Float is sporting a Hercules that is so scrawny that he is wearing a fake drawn on muscle shirt/costume. Also, lee Ann Rimes. The real one. She is serenading Snow White and Mini-Me Snow White.
And I think Mickey grabbed her ass.
24 November 2005, 11:44 AM
Smirk Morgan
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Swiftwater PA They are a small group. and we got all of 30 seconds of them.

Al has just joined Katie and Matt....and now here comes the Animal Planet float.
That Panda bear is cool...the hound dog...whoa.

Tommy Tune? I think we're going to have a poll after this over to determine the gayest part of the parade





24 November 2005, 11:47 AM
lila997
Just realized that my last post made it sound like the Hercules dude was wearing Lee Ann Rimes. Ha.

Oh yay- it's Charlie Brown-- and FOOTBALL!

And Kristen Chenowith. I dig her. But what do they have her singi... AHHH! Nora! She's singing for YOU! She must lurk here!

"OK-L-A-H-O-MA!"
24 November 2005, 11:47 AM
Smirk Morgan
tee hee...I see scrawny Herc now...I wonder why I'm about 3 minutes behind Lila?





24 November 2005, 11:48 AM
Smirk Morgan
Every Disney character has a Mini-me. That's kind of creepy.





24 November 2005, 11:48 AM
lila997
quote:
Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
tee hee...I see scrawny Herc now...I wonder why I'm about 3 minutes behind Lila?


The power of the Tivo + the allure of lila sleeping in = almost the same time zone (see post on page 1 Wink )

Teeny bopper hip hop rapper kids. Lots of them. This is not good.