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Scroll Guardian  |
What if YES! i've seen the warm tinny ad
 What if passports are a bitch, and every passport photo i have seen they look like a terrorist :P *********************************  |
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Scroll Guardian |
What if i am just testing my new name
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
What if you shoulda just called yourself "Ame the Ho"?
What if it's both shorter, and true? What if the new facial recognition software used in airports requires your passport photo to make you look like you are a zombie? What if I was hoping to have longer hair in my next passport, which was due to happen next year? What if losing my old passport meant I was out. of. luck? ~~~~~~~~~~  |
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH   |
What if I it took me a moment to realize that Ame had renamed herself rather than Argy playing with the Forums?
What if I'm slow like that? What if I'm about to head back to Austin for the week? What if this back and forth has already gotten old? What if even the excitement of breathing the same vicinity of air as Shawn and zoom is not enough to make me like making the drive every weekend?  |
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Scroll Guardian |
What if i want to get married while i am in vegas?
What if i propose to nora, see if she'll be in on it ********************************* |
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if I'm uber pissed you aren't asking me?
What if BITCH! What if that's it, I'm so chucking you into the fountains? ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge or awesomeness or attractiveness |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if dammit!!??
What if my plan was to see if Ame would get married to ME while in Vegas? What if I was gonna see if Elvis would do the wedding? What if of course it wouldn't be legal, seeing as how we are both already married? What if it would still have been fun, though? What if all my plans have now come to nought because my love has run off with someone else like the ho she is? What if I start calling Sara "roomie"? ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Scroll Guardian |
what if we have a huge group orgy... i mean wedding *looks shifty*
what if i am soooooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to this trip what if i never want to leave? what if me and argy decide to become vegas showgirls :P ********************************* |
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Scroll Guardian |
What if i test my new sig pics
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if what happens in Vegas definitely gets posted on the Scroll?
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I like that twist of phrase?
What if I am, and have always been, a kiss and tell kinda gal?  ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Besotted Scroller |
What if I see that Indiana is suffering from major flooding..... ?/
What if I hope xc is Ok..& stuff??? What if hes too busy to visit here because hes building an Ark..???? |
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if dear god it's freakin' hot outside?
What if it's hot inside? |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I can't wait to get back to some warm weather?
What if I despise the cold? What if I don't eat ice cream very often, because it is cold? ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I thought that I should let Ame know that Frente was not, in fact, the name of an Aussie singer?
What if Frente was the name of an Aussie band, whose lead singer was Angie Hart? What if Angie Hart went on to sing on many Buffy episodes, and even helped Joss Whedon write a song that featured in Buffy? What if she's the singer you see on stage at the Bronze, who often wears a nose ring? What if I once bid on that nose ring during a rock and roll auction? What if I didn't even have my nose pierced, at the time? What if that's enough trivia for one night? ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I have returned to my DFW HQ?
What if it's good to be home again? What if I'll miss the money from the Austin job? What if I don't think I've ever spent so much time in hotels in life? what if never at one stretch anyway? What if last week saw me wandering through the wine section of Central Market in search of a wine with a screw top? What if because I couldn't find my corkscrew? What if I was asked several times if I needed help? What if I couldn't quite bring myself to say, I need a screw top wine? What if I thought I'd get some Aussie wine? What if I think I wound up with Italian Pinot Grigio? What if I also discovered the screw top bottles can be just as hard to open? What if it's hard to get a grip? |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I used a rubberised cloth to open difficult screw tops?
What if a lot of Aussie wine makers are moving to screw top wines? What if any wine is a good wine, in a crisis? ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if I'd read that the Aussie wineries only produce corked bottles for the clueless American market?
What if apparently, the screw top has numerous advantages over the cork? What if sealing? What if no cork to get dried out and ruin the seal? What if re-sealability? What if now that I'm back home I can tackle the corks again? |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if screw tops also mean that wines don't get cork taint?
What if "the angel's share" also isn't as much? What if I wish you well with the many corks you are about to tackle? ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
what if, well, no if aboot it, mother nature is a bitch? wharf if (driveway may be a wharf) still puttin stuffage back where it belonged after r#%n flooded basement THINK DROUGHT- wharf if that be me motto forever  Mary Elixcabeth Winsteadcrazed confesses, "This is my come hither look. Come hither, xc, and do unspeakable things to me." |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I'm thinking drought for xc?
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if this is my last night in the US?
What if I had fun? What if I'm sad to be leaving, but glad to be going home? What if I give a shout out to Ame, Nora, Sara, Shawn and all their associated family, friends and pets for showing me such a great time? ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Scroll Guardian |
What if thats how i fet, sad, but happy
What if there's nothing like your own bed :P ********************************* |
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I just want to make sure Argeaux made it home safely?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  You will pay the price of someday knowing That you think you tried and yet you failed To see that you can't change me |
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Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I am home and I just sent you |