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why is it that i had a screw in one of my tires?

what if they took it out & fixed hole fer free?

why not like things for free?

whyever they probably knwo i'll buy new tires there in the future so best keep the customer comin back?
 
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why is it that yay pg 44?

who cares if this thread beats the what if pg to pg 100?

why not wonder if it'd get archived?

what if there's no mods anymore to do that?
 
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Why is it that, X called yesterday?

Why is it that he agreed to sign ALL papers? Big Grin

Why is it that that makes me happy?

Why is it that I still need to read all ths stoopid steps as to how to proceed with these pspers--i.e. sending them to the courts before having Hubby sign them? Razz

Why is it that, annoying as that is, it's all good in the end cuz whoohoo, I will be FREE soon! Big Grin

Why is it that...yesterday had a very fine ending with a great talk with a lovely friend? Smile

Why is it that feelin' warm and fuzzy with the kitties right now? Smile




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Why is it that I did all "Why is it that's" in the last post?Razz

Why is it that, why not, it's still the "why is it that," thread?

What if, but i can still have fun with other questions in this post? Big Grin

Who cares if i just may do that?

Why not finally get those dishes done?

Why not do some laundry while i'm at it?

Why not, hell, go shopping for new clothes at Salvation army or good will?

Who cares if Tiki is supposed to come over this saturday with her kids? Smile

Who sez she can't help me redecorate this house so that it's mine all MINE! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Why is it that I gotta clean my carpets in the worst way upstairs? Razz

Who cares if I do that or maybe save up money to have the carpets removed?

Why is it that I will have to fix the floors if I do that tho? Eek

Who cares if some floorboards are very loose under there?

Who cares if I got it checked for termites a few years ago, and nothing?

What if the floor is just old but still, it could do without carpet?

What if--or maybe I'll figure out how to REALLY clean these carpets since no carpet cleaner seems to know what they're doing? Razz

Who sez that wouldn't save me quite a bit of money?

Who sez, man? Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Why is it that I did all "Why is it that's" in the last post?Razz



what if i didn't even notice til ya mentioned it?

what if guess i just read the meat & fergot what potatoes ya used?

who cares if that don't make sense?

why is it that i don't make much cents either?
 
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why is it that i need new shoes?

what if waitin fer a kohl's coupon to cut costs?

why not want all blue tennis or walkin shoes?

who cares if i want glow in teh dark shoes too?
 
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why is it that dreamed about do-nuts?

what if now hungry for a do-nut?

why not prefer yeast or ones with chocolate & the creme in the middle?

whyever just made meself more hungry?
 
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why is it that autumn?

what if i miss summer?

why not have summer year round?

who cares if no winter ever again?
 
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Why is it that, just got done taking the trash and recyclables around to the front yard for trash day tomorrow?

What if that was an amazing kind of victory for me?

Who cares if one of those trashcans used to have wheels and not only did they fall off, but the handle fell off as well? Roll Eyes

Who cares if that was the heaviest can of all? Razz

What if, that used to be John's chore?

Wherever is it written that I can't manage on my own? WHOOHOO! Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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why is it that i take out trash- no recyclables- on Sunday?

what if i often feel like jumpin in trash?

why not get a free ride to the landfill?

who cares if bury meself neath a mountain of junk & ferget my cares & woes, bye bye blackbird?
 
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Why is it that, mound of dishes in the sink?

Why is it that, gonna do them as soon as I empty dishwasher?

Why is it that--so glad to HAVE a dishwasher!

Who cares if I hate washing dishes by hand? Razz

Wherever is it written that coffee isn't just as good the next day? Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Who cares if I gotta board a bus today and get Figaro his special cat food?

Who cares if I should also get a few more things I forgot to put on the shopping list?

Why is it that I dunno if I mentioned but I got Shoprite to deliver my groceries yesterday! Big Grin

What if that's just freakin awesome?

What if I start a new job on Tuesday as well?

What if I'm slowly getting my groove back, gonna learn to drive at some point too?




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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why is it that congrats on the new job, Kate?

what if i wonder whatcha will be doing?

who cares if it's darn near impossible gettin a job in obombyamerica these days?

why is it that i have a jpb (for now) but still loathe hate & despise obombya for being an economic terrorist?
 
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What if i'll be modelling for the art students in the schools, xc?

why is it that, no matter what the economy, that's pretty lucrative?

What if reliable models are hard to come by?

Why is it that, that's a tough job so not everyone wanna do it?

What if for awhile I couldn't do it, never mind didn't wanna, but I'm startin' to climb out of a big gaping hole of craziness? Razz

Who cares if I'm up super early today on a Saturday morning?

Why not have to do some last minute cleaning and house preparation?

Who cares if Tiki and her kids are gonna stay the weekend? Smile

Why not look forward to hanging out with them?

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"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if i'll be modelling for the art students in the schools, xc?


Who cares if Tiki and her kids are gonna stay the weekend? Smile


why is it that that's cool?

what if many of my wives are models, too?

why is it that i like model kits, esp. hot rods & monsters?

who cares if i say that please say howdy to tiki fer me?
 
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why is it that i got me hair cut today?

what if finally could afford it by a pro instead of cuttin it meself?

who cares if i no longer look like a werewolf?

why not til the full moon- howwwwwwwwwwwwl!?
 
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why is it that weird dreams last nite?

what if crawlin round neath NYC?

why not dream bout hitchhiking round country?

who cares if several short dreams that made no sense?

why is it that waking life makes no sense either?
 
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why is it that bought new shoes?

what if old shoes were holey?

why not they weren't blessed by a priest?

who cares if the new ones fit good- they oughta for how much they cost!?
 
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Why is it that I had weird dreams too?

Who cares if i dun remember any of 'em?

Why not have homemade mac and cheese and tilapia for lunch? Big Grin

What if I'm glad I have "some" food in the house? Razz

What if my poor kitties ran outa food so I made them scrambled eggs to tide them over til I could borrow money for more food?

Who cares if the eggs are STILL sitting there, shunned and condemned to sit all day? Roll Eyes Big Grin

Why is it that cats are so finicky?

Who cares if--ah but that's part of why I love 'em anyway? Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Why is it that I need shoes too?

Who cares if I need winter shoes? Big Grin

Wherever is it written that the weather had to be so hot past few days?

Why is it that I have been running the air conditioner? Eek

Who sez I had to empty most of the pool water out before this "indian summer" ended?

Who sez anything in nature makes sense anymore thanks to Global Warming, thanks to the blowing of the hole in the atmosphere by dear old Ronald Ray-gun and his troops many years ago? Roll Eyes




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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why is it that i been lookin into getting driveway paved?

what if it lloks like it'll cost too much?

who cares if i'm the only one on my street w/o a paved driveway?

why not save more mullah & maybe next year at this time i can afford to maybe pave 1/16 of my driveway ha!?
 
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Who sez anything in nature makes sense anymore thanks to Global Warming, thanks to the blowing of the hole in the atmosphere by dear old Ronald Ray-gun and his troops many years ago? Roll Eyes


why is it that didn't other prez's have sumtin to do with this b4 Ronnie?

what if not that Raygun didn't suck but didn't pollution get worse after WW2?

why not i blame Eisenhower & Johnson & Nixon most?

who cares if hope i die b4 ozone depletes too much?
 
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Why is it that you're probably right about that?

Why is it that probably a lot of things led up to the atmosphere finally blowing a hole? Razz

Who cares if--I dunno, but then who really knows what's real except what they put in the news? Razz

Who sez aliens didn't have anything to do with it either? evil

Why is it that I'm not a fan of either party either when push comes to shove?

Who cares if i wish there was a way that anarchy could work? Razz




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Who sez aliens didn't have anything to do with it either? evil


why is it that when i 1st read this i thought it said "sex aliens"?

what if i wish sex aliens would invade the earth?

why not hope they look like Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Taylor Swift, Brit Marling, Jennifer Connelly & all the other xc wives?

why not invasion of the planet of the xc wives!?
 
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why is it that me got headache?

what if not enuff sleep?

who cares if i wanna go back to sleep?

why not wish i had doppleganger i could send to work instead of me?
 
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