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whatever is the rat race about?

whoever gets the most cheese?

whenever theres enuff cheese to go round?

whyever gimme some more cheese cuz i like cheese!?
 
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whoever said have a great day?

however do you do that?

whatever makes it so?

whyever wasnt i told how?
 
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whyever it took so long to process that last post?

whoever is asleep on the job?

whyever cuz its so early in the mornin?

whenever will the daily scroll awaken?
 
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why is it that i dreamt of Janet last nite?

why is it that we used to work to gather & stuff?

whatever made me dream of her i thank it?

whyever will i probably never see her again tho?
 
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whatever whatever whatever?

whyever is that my fave word?

whatever makes it easy to say?

however should i know?
 
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however shall i get thru this day?

however tho i gotta mow the yard later?

whenever the mower works again?

whyever makes it think it shouldnt start?
 
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however do you wake up?

however do you make yer eyes stay open?

whatever makes ya get goin so early?

whyever isnt there a caffeine spray ya can spray on yer eyes?
 
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whyever arent there jet packs to travel faster?

whyever arent there flying cars?

whenever is the futuristic future gonna get here?

wherever are the robot maids?
 
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why is it that is it quittin time yet?

why is it that can i clock out from work soon?

when is it that i can yell 'yabba dabba do!'?

why is it that i wanna do that now!?
 
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whyever do i got crusty stuff neath me eyes?

whyever do they call it sleep?

whenever i'm awake tho?

why is it that it looks like bread crust?
 
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why is it that i gotta sign up fer insurance soon?

why is it that maybe this weekend?

why is it that so many plans to choose from?

why is it that makes me head spin?
 
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what are the magic numbers?

why is it that maybe 42?

whyever not 6 or 7 cuz they multiply to 42?

why is it that numbers dont add up to magic so dont let the magicians fool ya tho the IRS will?
 
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whatever movie will i watch tonite?

why is it that gotta buncha movies taped i yet to see?

why is it that maybe sumtin with Amy Adamscrazed or Jen Concrazed?

why is it that too early to decide cuz not awake yet?
 
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whatever happened to the planet named after Xena?

whyever did it kill all its moons?

whyever did it hurl itself like a chakram thru space?

wherever is it now or did it get renamed?
 
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why is it that hipsters beware?

why is it that their trap is a snare?

why is it that i dun care?

why is it that i dun hear what they hear?


Why is it that i hear everyone and no one?

Why is it that I don't care what people think?

where is it written that anyone has to care what people think?

I wonder who came up with the concept of little boxes that people "fit in" to? Roll Eyes

Why is it that we have to either be a round peg or a square peg?

Who says we cannot switch back and forth between the two?

Who says, eh? Razz

Who says any of that means anything?

What if there ARE no round pegs, square pegs, hipsters, hippies, yuppies, mainstream culture, yada yada friggin yada?

Who says we need to live up to a label?

Who says, man? Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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why is it that so many record stores shuttin down?

why is it that i dun like ipods ipads iphones?

why is it that but i do like iballs esp Amy Adam's green iballs?

why is it that i's still loyal CD buyer?
 
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Who says I gotta be up at this ungodly hour?

Who says I can't have a nap later?

Who says--hey! I just threw in another question and I don't even care! Ha ha! Big Grin

Hey--who SEZ? Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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why is it that Natalie Adele sleepin on me bed?

why is it that all curled up in a fuzzy way?

why is it that wish i could sleep now too?

why is it that post now & be darned & maybe get a couple minutes shut eye?
 
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Who sez that the rum is gone/

Who sez that LIFE is gone?

Who sez ya can't just start all over from scratch?

Who sez all hope is gone?

Who SEZ, peeps? Razz




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Who sez I just woke up again?

Who sez ME? Big Grin

Who sez it has to be cold and there's no air conditioning or even a window open??

Who cares if I'm wearin' a sweatshirt in August? Eek

Who sez everyone can work traditional employment?

Who sez people even know anything about anybody?

Who sez my sis is the Great Guru of life? Roll Eyes

Who SEZ? Not ME! Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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Why is it that Johnny is just too much of a hottie for his own good?

Who sez I mean just on the outside either?

Who sez I dun know that he has more depth than most men or women I know?

Who cares if, well, maybe I DON'T know all that, but it sure seems it!

Why is it that my friend says he's not aging gracefully?

Who cares if he wears those thick-rimmed glasses that almost hide his amazingly soulful eyes? Big Grin

Who sez he couldn't have laser surgery tho so that I can see his glorious eyes in every pic?

Who cares if he's still a hottie in glasses?

Who cares if the Mort Rainey look suits him?

Why is it that I'm going on like a luv-struck teenager? Razz

Who sez I'm not REALLY a luv-struck teenager? Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Who sez everyone on the internet is who they say they is?

Who cares if--just kidding, I'm still the same ol' Kate? Razz

Who sez bein' 47 is all that bad anyway even tho I got some arthritis going on and other physical b.s.? Roll Eyes

Who cares if I know a lady who's 57 who looks like she's 30 or somethin'? Roll Eyes

Who cares if she's thin as a rail and could play a young person in a movie??

Who cares if one of my other friends says she uses Botox? Eek

Who sez she ain't a bit jealous? evil

Whe sez we ALL ain't a bit jealous?

Who cares if I'm complaining again?

Who SEZ we all gotta dance and be giddy 24/7???

Who sez--WHATEVER, y'all!? smash

Who sez--HAVE A NICE DAY! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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whatever happened to the other scrolls?


Why is it that maybe 2 1/2 pages of this stuff is why nobody comes to the scrolls anymore..??
 
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whatever happened to the planet named after Xena?


Why is it that the 10th planet has been reduced to a dwarf planet & named Eris ?

Why is it that its moon Gabrielle has been named Dysonmia..?

Why is it that Dysnomia reminds me of Nonamia..?


Eris (dwarf planet) Wikipedia
 
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whatever happened to the planet named after Xena?


Why is it that the 10th planet has been reduced to a dwarf planet & named Eris ?

Why is it that its moon Gabrielle has been named Dysonmia..?

Why is it that Dysnomia reminds me of Nonamia..?


Eris (dwarf planet) Wikipedia


Why is it that Nonamia pretty much sums it up?

Why is it that perhaps our real names are NOT our real names?

Who sez we even wewre meant to have names?

Who sez we're not all part of the Nonamia quadrant?

Who sez....WHO sez it's time to be philosophical? smash

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
whatever happened to the other scrolls?



Why is it that maybe 2 1/2 pages of this stuff is why nobody comes to the scrolls anymore..??


Why is it that you could be right, Brucy?

What if--who knows, who cares, who sez? Big Grin




"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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whatever happened to the other scrolls?


Why is it that maybe 2 1/2 pages of this stuff is why nobody comes to the scrolls anymore..??


whyever is it 36 pgs of this dumb stuff, bub?

whatever about 57 pgs of what if nonsense?

why is it that 9 pgs of pointless quotes?

who cares if 40some pgs of silly music we hear?

where now 20 pgs of food we ate & shat out?

what if 30 pgs of ridiculously askin for scrollers from days of yore, the vast majority of whom either don't give a fudge bout Xena or the scrolls or who have their heads so far up their social network arses that they think they's too good to post here & would rather talk amongst themselves in their cliques?
 
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