Dear Nike,
Kill them all and take the dinars.

AC

Dear Auntie Callisto,
Why won't Aphrodite see that we're MEANT to be together?

Delirious Draco

Dear Draco,

Could be Aphrodite can't see at all because the clumsy oaf fell on her boobs and they poked her bloody eyes out.

Auntie Callisto



Dear Auntie Callisto


In my tribe, I'm labeled the kick ass trouble-maker. What would your label be if you were in my tribe?

Amarice

Dear Amarice,

I would sooner eat your tribe than let them label me.

Auntie Callisto

Dear Auntie Callisto,

I can't seem to get it right. I kill people, my daughter kills people and they keep coming back to life. What am I doing wrong?

Dumbfounded Dahok

Dear Dahok,

In this universe the good die young...and often. Come to think of it so do the bad.

Auntie Cal

Dear Auntie Callisto,

So I stole this religious artifact from a secret cult of crazy assassins. I think there's like 88 of 'em. Anyway, I don't plan on letting them kill me, so how do I take care of this little problem?

Autolycus-The King of Thieves (in exile)

Dear Auto.

Since 88 is just two fat ladies... just buy em a lemon meringue pie each and they'll eat it and forget about you

Aunty C.

Dear Aunty C

My hair won't do a thing, no matter what i do, it is dull and lifeless. Any helpful hints??

Young Hope

dear Hope:

dull, lifeless hair could be a symptom of a more serious, systemic problem. i wouldn't change a thing...

A.C.

dear Auntie Callisto:

all the kids in the village make fun of me...they say a have two mommies and a daddy that's a horse! how do i fit in?

sad Solan

Dear saddy pants

I'd play to your strengths, kid.

Remind the other children what sizable ... attributes a horsie has (not to mention your mommies) and wait for puberty.

You'll be a hit.

Auntie Callisto

Dear Auntie Callisto

Why don't you crawl back into your cave and wait for high tide?

Iolaus

Dear Little Short Man,

Been there. Done that. Unfortunatly falling rocks give me a headache. I could find a nice cave for you though if you're interested.

A.C.

Dear Auntie Callisto,
Every time I go to the mirror I can't stand to look at myself. The pain is unbearable. Do you have any suggestions?

Lonely Lucifer

Dear Lucifer,

Don't look in mirrors.

Auntie Cal

Dear Auntie Callisto,

Can I wear white with these boots before Memorial Day?

Gabby

Dear Gabby

Wear nothing. That was memorable last time, well there were three of you then but...you get the idea.

And watch out for those holes.

Auntie Cal.

Dear Auntie Callisto

She drives me crazy...I can't get her out of my mind...I love her! Should I stop being the God of War and switch with Dite? Everytime I see her I go all jelly legs!(don't tell anybody!)

Amorous Ares