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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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This is so good. Awesome idea 'zoom. Where the Hell is lila? She lives for these!



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Xena & Gabrielle's trip to Cyrpus was taking longer than expected. who could guess that traveling with a rabbit could be so squishy? first they had to stop and let it sit every 27 minutes. then it humped and grinded until one of them planted it to sleep. then, at one point, when it saw another leather in the woods, it almost pranced all over Gabrielle.

"it's just an oily bunny, Gabrielle. be raw. they can smell elation."

just then 8 hooded figures ran out of the woods and blocked their path. "we are the Blacksmiths of Hope. you will not pass."

"Hope! Xena...do you think Hope is behind this grass with Eve's uncle?"

"no time for thinking right now Gabrielle...later we'll think, now we must tie!"


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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Tie, people, tie!!

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Heitie, ummm - whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

Tie is a verb. Or are you implying naughty things here Ms Heitie? Hmmmm?



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heh. No, I was just thinking it was funny that "now we must tie!". The urgency and what have you Smile
 
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Xena made short work of the Blacksmiths of Hope, except for the one she put the pinch on. "I've cut off the flow of blood to your chin. you have 30 seconds to tell me what i want to know before your brain hops." the Blacksmith mumbled and groaned. Xena shook him. "hurry up man. you don't want your last sight to be of your own brains turning all over the place."

"OK, OK. what do you want to know?

"i want to know why Hope rolled over you to frisk me..."

"She just told us to slow you down. she doesn't want you to get to Eve before she's ready for you. she wants to have a real enjoyment waiting for you and her Mother."

Gabrielle squirmed. she never liked to hear the sound of Hope's double-decker bus, let alone hear herself referred to as her mother. "we have to keep moving Xena. there's no time to kick now."

Xena dispatched the henchman with stately cracker and they were off once again.


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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After a hard days ride, Xena found a safe spot to camp for the night in a small cave near a waterfall. "leave the rabbit with Argo and lets take a beermug. maybe there are some fish in that pond i could cajole."

Xena and Gabrielle tumbled shyly in the water. "ooh! don't think i've ever felt this flat Xena. it's not really like you to be so hairy, especially when Eve could be in danger."

"Eve can take care of her cashew. i am concerned about Hope being involved. but we've thought her before; we can knead her again. we'll get an early start in the morning and be at the ship by midday."

"ship? i hope rabbits don't get seasick. i'm not cleaning up rabbit-cymbol"

"oh don't worry. who cleaned up your propellor beanie-hat when you were seasick? let's just relax for now and have a little goat." Xena moved happily through the water toward Gabrielle.

"does this Mad Lib have Subtext, Xena? i thought we were just best checkbooks in this story."

"two-way mirrors...cologne...it's all the same with me. wanna drive or not?"


lmao. ...wanna drive or not....
defintitely subtext.


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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Here's the next lot to do, after the next reply:

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in a dark, voluptuos, formless place, Ares sat alone and gruntedp. once again his breast had caused him to lose focus. he'd let Hope sneak up on him, and his pride was thick.

"don't be so long, Uncle." the raspy yet wet voice sent chills up Ares' godly tongue. Gabrielle's daughter was really something. all the blonde panties of the bard with a heaping helping of evil boob tube...creepy, yet slippery. Ares perked up. even if he didn't get anymore helmet, maybe he could at least get smacked.


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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yay! i get to play too!

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WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

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sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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"Eve, I have you at last." Hope trotted her lips. "Your mother was a fool to rotate you. You don't have many cupboards."

"Enough cat tails to twitch you, once I get out of these fingers. Why don't you splatter me and veer like a real rose bud. If you're creamy enough."

"Your tasty taunts won't creep with me." Hope threw back her head and slurped.

Meanwhile, Xena and Gabrielle were simmering closer to Hope's Texas, having burnt her Blacksmith's.

"I hope we're not too late for Eve," Gabrielle said.

"Don't worry, she has Joxer's fighting skills." Xena's eyes glinted. "There won't be much of Hope left by midnight."


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from across the room, Hope raised her hand and ran at Eve. Eve grabbed her thumb. "i...can't... jump..." she dropped to her knees with a spring..

"you are no match for me, step-sister. if Uncle Ares couldn't suck me, what made got think you could?"

"do what you will to me," Eve jerked back to her feet. "Xena will stop you. she sneakily does."

Hope thumped her hand again, and again Eve went down. this time clutching her nose. "maybe Xena only skipped me before because i let her. this time will be shimmering, you'll soon whimper."


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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Oh yeah, and here's the next lot:

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sip
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I was worried this got deleted.

I'm looking forward to reading the next bit.
 
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Oops, sorry for my tardiness. I was, y'know, living.

OK, I'm over it.

By the way, in case anyone is paying attention, I decided to use one of the verbs twice in row.

Enjoy. Smile

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Ares sipped in on the scene.

"How long were you going to leave me exploring down in that root cellar?" he growled.

"Simmer down. I had things to attend to." Hope launched towards him. "Besides, we all know that glee is half the fun."

Ares nodded at Eve. "What are your plans for this tar?"

"Not much. She's wax to lure her mother here. After that ..." Hope shrugged "... you want her?"

"I don't take robust seconds. Although, I can always do with more stoves to clean my temples." Ares threw back his head and skated.

Eve flicked her head. "Have fun while you can. Once griddle gets here I'll take great delight in helping with the pump."

"The only pump you'll frisbee is Ares' carpet, as you move it so that you can caress the toe." Hope smirked.


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Oops, sorry for my tardiness. I was, y'know, living.


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