There once was a warrior from Nantucket
Whose arse was shaped like a bucket
When she went to town
All the men from around
........

Darn I broke my crayon

There once was a warrior from Nantucket
Whose arse was shaped like a bucket
When she went to town
All the men from around
Said, "We only like arses from Pawtucket".

Once upon a time there fell from a tree
a weird wacko who went by the name xc
he heard singing from down the street
hopin' it was a Jen Con lookalike he'd meet
............

There was an old hermit named Dave (xc)
Who kept a big arse in his cave (fallc)
you must admit
it stank a bit
but think of the money he saved

You didn't complete my limerick, gabreezey. Mama gabris always said you never played fair cuz ya was always playing with your nose hairs.

Go easy on her - she's a bit slow in her old age.

Once upon a time there fell from a tree
a weird wacko who went by the name xc
he heard singing from down the street
hopin' it was a Jen Con lookalike he'd meet
Alas, it was a man in drag with big double Ds

In the early am, FallC dug under her bed
Took a white crayon and colored it red
Found a sleeping Gabris
For she wasn't hard to miss

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Originally posted by False Hope:
Go easy on her - she's a bit slow in her old age.

She's slow at any age.

In the early am, FallC dug under her bed
Took a white crayon and colored it red
Found a sleeping Gabris
For she wasn't hard to miss
Having sex with some Flintstones named Dino, Wilma and Fred

ya know, i always thought "gabris" was pronounced "gab ree" with the "is" being silent. But how silly of me! Nothing named gabris could be silent in any way, shape or form.

Still, using how i pronounced gabris...

i always wondered 'what is a gabris?'
is it you? well it certainly ain't me
should we ask a guru
would he/she think us koo-koo
-

He would say she's the best, oui oui!!!
or si, si. (He's a french-mexican guru)
Or you would say wee wee. WEEE!!! I am not having sex with Fred Flintstone!! We're just friends. But his wife's best friend is real cute and has that cute little giggle you know. Besides, I have a life partner; my general Danea.
There once was a frump named xc
who followed the false leader; FallC
I must admit
She's a big twit
But then again so is xc!!

There once was a frump named xc
who followed the false leader; FallC
I must admit
She's a big twit
But then again so is xc!! though neither is as looney as gabris!!!

As her heart went tickety-tock-tickety-tocks
gabris chewed on xc's smelly socks
she thought the socks were Danae's lips
which goes to prove the both of them's dips
...

As her heart went tickety-tock-tickety-tocks
gabris chewed on xc's smelly socks
she thought the socks were Danae's lips
which goes to prove the both of them's dips
And explains why they live in a box

If you pronounce it grabris
Like the French do, it rhymes with Argy
But if it's grabris
Like I think it is

OH NO!!!ARGYYY!! How did you find out where we live. We are in Wisconsin now, the third box on the left! I knew you'd track us down. thats what Argo(Argeaux) does. Please don't take away my red crayon. I need it to draw a mustache on XC so he will look more like his mother. Besides he/she who has the red crayon is head of the household!! Falsey can never have it. Danea buried it in the catlitter box in the rafters. FallC will never find it. Isn't it funny how xc pretends to be old scrollers and talks to himself?? How did Brucy guess.

If you pronounce it grabris
Like the French do, it rhymes with Argy
But if it's grabris
Like I think it is
It really doesn't matter, either way she's full of malarkey.

I wonder how many limericks we've done
We've rhymed over the moon and under the sun
'cept Gabris of course
who can't rhyme "horse"

I wonder how many limericks we've done
We've rhymed over the moon and under the sun
'cept Gabris of course
who can't rhyme "horse"
but she sure can eat like one!

Danae Danae she's sour as a lime
Why won't she join us here in rhyme?
There is no Danae; c'mon gabris confess
or maybe Danae is really BrucE Braless
...

That's it, I think he's finally lost his mind. Should we have him put in a padded thread?