Tom's Xena Page    The Daily Scroll  Hop To Forum Categories  Poteidaia Tavern  Hop To Forums  General    I found my red crayon

Moderators: Amethyst
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
I found my red crayon
 Login/Join 
Scroller
posted
There once was a warrior from Nantucket
Whose arse was shaped like a bucket
When she went to town
All the men from around
........

Darn I broke my crayon
 
Posts: 20 | Registered: 31 December 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroll Desperado
posted Hide Post
There once was a warrior from Nantucket
Whose arse was shaped like a bucket
When she went to town
All the men from around
Said, "We only like arses from Pawtucket".

Once upon a time there fell from a tree
a weird wacko who went by the name xc
he heard singing from down the street
hopin' it was a Jen Con lookalike he'd meet
............
 
Posts: 10510 | Location: State of Insanity | Registered: 11 May 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroller
posted Hide Post
There was an old hermit named Dave (xc)
Who kept a big arse in his cave (fallc)
you must admit
it stank a bit
but think of the money he saved
 
Posts: 20 | Registered: 31 December 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroll Desperado
posted Hide Post
You didn't complete my limerick, gabreezey. Mama gabris always said you never played fair cuz ya was always playing with your nose hairs. Razz
 
Posts: 10510 | Location: State of Insanity | Registered: 11 May 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroller
posted Hide Post
Go easy on her - she's a bit slow in her old age.

Once upon a time there fell from a tree
a weird wacko who went by the name xc
he heard singing from down the street
hopin' it was a Jen Con lookalike he'd meet
Alas, it was a man in drag with big double Ds

In the early am, FallC dug under her bed
Took a white crayon and colored it red
Found a sleeping Gabris
For she wasn't hard to miss
 
Posts: 32 | Registered: 02 August 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroll Desperado
posted Hide Post
quote:
Originally posted by False Hope:
Go easy on her - she's a bit slow in her old age.


She's slow at any age.

In the early am, FallC dug under her bed
Took a white crayon and colored it red
Found a sleeping Gabris
For she wasn't hard to miss
Having sex with some Flintstones named Dino, Wilma and Fred

ya know, i always thought "gabris" was pronounced "gab ree" with the "is" being silent. But how silly of me! Nothing named gabris could be silent in any way, shape or form.

Still, using how i pronounced gabris...

i always wondered 'what is a gabris?'
is it you? well it certainly ain't me
should we ask a guru
would he/she think us koo-koo
-
 
Posts: 10510 | Location: State of Insanity | Registered: 11 May 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroller
posted Hide Post
He would say she's the best, oui oui!!!
or si, si. (He's a french-mexican guru)
Or you would say wee wee. WEEE!!! I am not having sex with Fred Flintstone!! We're just friends. But his wife's best friend is real cute and has that cute little giggle you know. Besides, I have a life partner; my general Danea.
There once was a frump named xc
who followed the false leader; FallC
I must admit
She's a big twit
But then again so is xc!!
 
Posts: 20 | Registered: 31 December 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroll Desperado
posted Hide Post
There once was a frump named xc
who followed the false leader; FallC
I must admit
She's a big twit
But then again so is xc!! though neither is as looney as gabris!!!

As her heart went tickety-tock-tickety-tocks
gabris chewed on xc's smelly socks
she thought the socks were Danae's lips
which goes to prove the both of them's dips
...
 
Posts: 10510 | Location: State of Insanity | Registered: 11 May 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Chief Chesty Forlock
Chief
Picture of Argeaux
posted Hide Post
As her heart went tickety-tock-tickety-tocks
gabris chewed on xc's smelly socks
she thought the socks were Danae's lips
which goes to prove the both of them's dips
And explains why they live in a box

If you pronounce it grabris
Like the French do, it rhymes with Argy
But if it's grabris
Like I think it is


~~~~~~~~~~

 
Posts: 5336 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroller
posted Hide Post
OH NO!!!ARGYYY!! How did you find out where we live. We are in Wisconsin now, the third box on the left! I knew you'd track us down. thats what Argo(Argeaux) does. Please don't take away my red crayon. I need it to draw a mustache on XC so he will look more like his mother. Besides he/she who has the red crayon is head of the household!! Falsey can never have it. Danea buried it in the catlitter box in the rafters. FallC will never find it. Isn't it funny how xc pretends to be old scrollers and talks to himself?? How did Brucy guess.
 
Posts: 20 | Registered: 31 December 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroller
posted Hide Post
If you pronounce it grabris
Like the French do, it rhymes with Argy
But if it's grabris
Like I think it is
It really doesn't matter, either way she's full of malarkey.

I wonder how many limericks we've done
We've rhymed over the moon and under the sun
'cept Gabris of course
who can't rhyme "horse"
 
Posts: 32 | Registered: 02 August 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroll Desperado
posted Hide Post
I wonder how many limericks we've done
We've rhymed over the moon and under the sun
'cept Gabris of course
who can't rhyme "horse"
but she sure can eat like one!

Danae Danae she's sour as a lime
Why won't she join us here in rhyme?
There is no Danae; c'mon gabris confess
or maybe Danae is really BrucE Braless
...
 
Posts: 10510 | Location: State of Insanity | Registered: 11 May 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Scroll Stalker
Picture of Shawn
posted Hide Post
That's it, I think he's finally lost his mind. Should we have him put in a padded thread?



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 
Posts: 1673 | Location: everywhere, nowhere at all | Registered: 23 June 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata  
 

Tom's Xena Page    The Daily Scroll  Hop To Forum Categories  Poteidaia Tavern  Hop To Forums  General    I found my red crayon

© YourCopy 2002