Joxer's Ding-a-ling

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25 May 2006, 05:08 AM
Smirk Morgan
Joxer's Ding-a-ling
I was on my cell carrier's website the other day and found myself browsing the ring tones. It's rather exhausting to find a ring tone that won't drive you batty after you hear it for the fifth time. So I was wondering what would Xena have for her ring tone? Would it be Jack the Ripper by Link Wray? Or Wagner's Flight of the Valkeries?

Any song, any verse, any particular line?

You don't have to confine yourself to the Xenaverse or just one ringtone. After all, you can assign individual tones to specific numbers.

Xena: I'm thinking Wagnerian.

Gab --something schmoopy I'll have to think about that.

Joxer: "On a tree by a river..." from the Mikado

Salmoneous: Money by Pink Floyd--just that opening cash register bit.

Hades: DOA by Foo Fighters

Celesta: Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult

Callisto: Psychobilly Freakout

Aprhodite: Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend

Meg: Love for Sale

Jace: Can't decide between Lady Marmalade or Barry Manilow's Copacabana. So why not both?

Discord: Grind by Alice in Chains

Autolycus: Ya Got Trouble from the Music Man

25 May 2006, 09:38 AM
LoL.....*whew* when I read the title of this topic I was "oooooooohhhh....THAT ding-a-ling!" Thank goodness.

Can someone please explain the word schmoopy to me?Is that in the dictionary?lol....*confused* Confused
25 May 2006, 10:27 AM
I choose to confine myself to the Xenaverse because I am a Xenite.

Xena: Shitlist by L7

Gab: Push Pineapple by Agadoo (if I remember correctly)

Joxer: Eye Of The Tiger - trying to be tough

Salmoneous: One from Chorus Line, The Musical

Hades: Pretend That We're Dead - L7 again

Callisto: Lotion by The Greenskeepers OR Bad To The Bone by George Thoroughgood

Aprhodite: It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls

Meg: Milkshake by Kelis

Jace: Better The Devil You Know by Kylie Minogue (coz it's just oh so fabulous)

Discord: The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You by Brian Adams (I think)

Autolycus: Drop The Pilot by Joan Armatrading

Amarice: The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun by Julie Brown

Eli: Teardrop by Massive Attack (kinda ethereal)

Argo: I Want To Break Free by Queen

Ares: Bad Boy For Love by Rose Tattoo OR You Shook Me All Night Long by Acca Dacca aka AC/DC


26 May 2006, 08:55 PM
OOh, this is fun! I'll have a hard time measuring up to the answers above but here are a few more suggestions (Xenaverse only)...

Evil Xena: Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J OR Scars by Papa Roach

Autolycus: The Rascal King by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Aiden (from Paradise Lost): Everything Zen by Bush

Najara: Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake

Gabrielle: Be My Yoko Ono by Barenaked Ladies

The 3 Dancing Nekkid Gabbys: Fantasy By Aldo Nova or Centerfold by J Geils Band

Miss Artiphys (from Here She Comes Miss Amphipolis): Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith

Livia: Bitch by Meredith Brooks

Eve: Haunted by Poe

Cyrene:When You're Good to Mama by Queen Latifah (from 'Chicago')

Callisto: Cannonball by The Breeders

Eli: Praise You by Fatboy Slim OR Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright /Jeff Buckley

'Dite: Pretty in Pink by Psychedelic Furs OR Jumpin' Jumpin' by Destiny's Child OR Sex (I'm A...) by Berlin

Lao Ma: Silence by Delerium

Meg: Sin Wagon by Dixie Chicks

Alti: Crush With Eyeliner by R.E.M.

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27 May 2006, 02:56 AM
Smirk Morgan
LMAO at Alti's Crush w/ Eyeliner

28 May 2006, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by lila997:

Najara: Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake
Perfection. Big Grin