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Chief Chesty Forlock
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The Great and The Lady have formed an Unholy Alliance. We've decided to take 'Fate' into our own hands...heh heh

Indeed. And there was a great cry unto the world of men and all said "Woe is me, kill me now!"

And verily, in accordance with all that is untrue and unjust the Alliance did smite and plunder all before them.

[ As befits an Unholy Alliance. ]

And they lay waste to many. And their names included Salem the Slain, Moonshade the Murdered and Fate the Fallen. And the Alliance did rule the Scrolls and yay the entire known world and groans and screams were heard from many.

And they looked upon their handiwork and saw that it was bad. Then they rested until the end of time.

Thus says Lady Lazarus. Sara the Great will add her signature to this deed below.

The Alliance is also grabbing 3 trillion points as recompense for having to do Fate's dirty work and complete the game.

War. Out.

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.




[This message was edited by Little Red Riding Hood on 17 September 2003 at 12:24 AM. to add the little gif to the topic lead for fun!]

[This message was edited by Little Red Riding Hood on 17 September 2003 at 12:25 AM.]
 
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*blinks* Does that mean I have to be Lady's Consort too? Eek

Wink Big Grin



"I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
Because inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit...tonight..."
 
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Scroll Guardian

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hmm....I feel a tingling in my finger....

a bolt of lighting zaps Lady Lazarus

What do you think kids? Can the Lady survive a direct hit?

Write me a short paragraph on why Lady Lazarus should survive or why she should die and who should get her points.
 
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Queen Sara doesn't share her Consort, sorry. Razz

She does endorse and hereby agrees to this Unholy Alliance.

Your Unholy Ruler's tip for the day: Run. It makes things more enjoyable if you run. Big Grin

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


What will it take to
Bring you to your senses
And finally convince you
It will be me
 
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check my siggy for my input about the world....

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Now if only I hadn't lost that key to the World's Mass Destruction Kit.....
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We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.
 
Posts: 243 | Location: Oblivion,Center of the Earth | Registered: 25 June 2003Report This Post
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Queen Sara hath spoken. Sorry Lady, it looks like you're going to have to get your own Consort, this one's taken. Wink Big Grin



"When you've been broken
And dreams don't oblige ya
Who's that beside ya
Oh, it will be me

You may not see it now
Love is strange that way
Someday, somewhere, baby somehow

Who'll be your only true romancer
You know the answer
It will be me..."
 
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*sips soda*

. . .k


Seriously.
 
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So after all this time, I'm supposed to believe that I'm dead, just because you said so? Riiight.

The lightning bolt should kill Lady Lazarus, because as much as she'd like to think she's a god, she's not. She's only mortal and lightning can strike down even the best of us. The force of the lightning is so powerful that it'll blow her to pieces, sending one of her ribs flying towards Sara, which will then pierce her heart and end her existance.

All of their points should go to me, but to show I'm not greedy, Moonshade can have some of them too.

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!
 
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Anyone need a sex slave?*points to self*

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Now if only I hadn't lost that key to the World's Mass Destruction Kit.....
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We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.
 
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I do... If you enjoy pain...

And to the Unholy Alliance: Eat this!



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Leader of The Valkyries
 
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Hell yes I've been bad,Moonshade,so spank my evil ass!....oop!Did I say that out loud?...hehe........

*ahem* anyway....moving on....

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Now if only I hadn't lost that key to the World's Mass Destruction Kit.....
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We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.
 
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Sure thing, Vyperblade... Tell me when and were....

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Leader of The Valkyries
 
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No Reason To Live But I Like It That Way.
 
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Chief Chesty Forlock
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Damn, that's funny!

I reckon Joey Jo Jo should be pronounced the winner of the game.
 
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I reckon Joey Jo Jo should be pronounced the winner of the game.


Okay.



What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

 
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Chief Chesty Forlock
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Thank smeg that is all over and done with.
 
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lol--fate is like that ain't she...?

bitch

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
i fell into a Ring of Fire
i fell into a burning Ring of Fire
i went down, down, down
and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns
the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire




 
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ol--fate is like that ain't she...?

bitch



hee


Five million points to eyezoom!



What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

 
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