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What's Your Battle Cry?

I thought some people might enjoy this quiz. Especially considering our Xena crowd here. Wink

Here's my "battle cry" as Keri:

Striding amidst the icy wasteland, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Keri! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"


And as Gabber:

Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the wasteland! It is Gabber, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty bellow, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path until there is no more hope!!!"


*laughs* There are better ones, really. My friends have gotten 'em but apparently not me. I'm...forever different. Balanced breakfast my butt. Big Grin

~Gabber



"I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
Because inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit...tonight..."
 
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Hehe, fun Smile

As Andrew:

Running on the steppes, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Andrew! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until you bleed out your eyes!"


As Salem:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking on the desert! It is Salem, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls ominously:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"


Not sure which I prefer. They are both quite odd haha Big Grin

I do like the idea of bludgeoning someone til they bleed out their eyes though Razz

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As Nora:

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Nora, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I plunder with reckless abandon!!"


as SmirkMorgan

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the freeway! It is SmirkMorgan, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She screams mightily:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!"


hehe...I think they got my personae reversed.



So speak to me
Just like you should
And then you can say those wicked things
And if you want
We'll make it good
Before my mood swings

"My Mood Swings"
Elvis Costello
 
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As Corey:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the steppes! It is Corey, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you so forcibly, your timbers will shiver!!"



Amd as Cora:

Who is that, skulking over the candy store! It is Cora, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, and throw you out the window!!!"


I cant stop laughing.

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'
 
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the freeway! It is Rellik, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She roars mightily:

"I'm going to pummel you until you acquire caulrophobia, and hit you with a steamroller!!"


O.o riiight

 
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Running through the desert, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh CorXy! And she gives a low cry:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"
(what the heck does discombobulate mean? yeah,laugh at me - my english sucks!)

..and since they made me laugh so much I'll post these aswell:

Xena:
Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Xena, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She howls vengefully:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I destroy all in my path like a river of pure piranha!"


Gabrielle:

Zang! Who is that, striding through the hotel lobby! It is Gabrielle, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She screams homicidally:

"I'm going to bruise you until you deflate, and grin like a f***ing maniac!"

LMAO Big Grin

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Prowling over the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sara! And she gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to f*** you into the fourth dimension!"


Heh heh heh...I shouldn't comment, I will so get into trouble if I comment. Be silent Sara...*snicker snicker snicker* Yes, I'm 12 years old, couldn't you tell? Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

Right, going now, with the no commenting. Heh.

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way


Tear me up
Start me over
Make me become your ideal
Break what's me
Change how I think
Tell me what to feel

Because it's all for you
And who am I to protest?
 
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"I'm going to clobber you harder than God thought possible, then make toast!"
 
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LOL, that battle cry is perfect for you, Sara...hehe, and you don't gotta say anything, I'm sure everyone's already thinking the exact same thing. Razz Wink



"I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
Because inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit...tonight..."
 
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"I'm going to pulverize you until you shit molton lava!"
 
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Stalking along the wasteland, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Chiana! And she gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to f*** you until you taste like chicken!!"


These are hysterical!

[ Edited for swearing. ]



[This message was edited by Lady Lazarus on 01 September 2003 at 12:06 AM.]
 
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LMAO

"I'm going to f*** you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and sever every head in sight!"

I have to catch my breath. It hurts.

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Anyone, caught in your mystery
Keep it angry
Keep it wispy
I've fallen down
Drunk on your juices
Turn my head
It's aimed at you
 
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Skulking over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Shawn! And she gives a cruel bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"

"Hardened pitas" I have to stop. It's too much.

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Anyone, caught in your mystery
Keep it angry
Keep it wispy
I've fallen down
Drunk on your juices
Turn my head
It's aimed at you
 
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lol,I love mine.....'cept the weapon is stupid...

Sprinting amidst the steppes, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh VyperBlade! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
 
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For the love of carnage and discord, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!

eeeeeeeeexcellent...

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

 
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As Emma:

Rampaging amidst the candy store, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Emma! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy like a river of pure piranha!!"


Yes, I love my mom! Cool! And is there any pure piranha's?!?

And as Moonshade:

Who is that, sprinting out of the cliffs! It is Moonshade, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"


That one was just stupid....

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Hark! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is Tam, hands clutching a mighty sword! She grunts mightily:

"This one's for you, mom! Man, that's some good coffee!"


say what?

Prowling over the terrain, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Tamoshan! And she gives a cruel cry:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you so hard, you will polymorph into a maraschino cherry!!"

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is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe

 
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Seeing as i'm in retail, this one suite me better. he he.... love it...

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the steppes! It is Monica, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

This is just fun.

Who is that, stalking across the tundra! It is Mons, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to beat you beyond mortal comprehension!"
 
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Skulking across the tarmac, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Madogis! And she gives a mighty scream:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

Smile

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i used to be with it. then they changed what it was. now what i'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird an scary to me. it'll happen to YOU.
 
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"In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!"

Huh?

BUFFY: That doesn't really work for me. We're just going to the magic shop. No school supplies there.
DAWN: Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. (She giggles at her own joke till she notices Buffy looking annoyed and confused.) Geez, crack a book sometime.
 
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