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i'm not as slow as i seem that last one came to me in a dream i know no disgrace swinging my verbal mace and riding off with a Callisto scream WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? common sense would tell me not to try and continue but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you so keep your heart open this spirit ain't broken... and just a little is enough | |||
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i'm tired, so you may or may not buy it it's late for limming, but i'm gonna try it i'm pooped--totally beat 12 hours on my feet but this thread has just been to damn quiet WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? nice guys finish last | |||
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I'm do a lim of salem Even though i won't ail him He won't come to my house He is such a louse He's scared we'll all impale him ======================== ![]() I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!! | |||
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What if I do a post in this thread For no reason before I go to bed It's not going well In fact I may yell Because the replies to this, I do dread? ![]() | |||
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i will not attack you, Salem if anyone does, i'll assail 'em a fine lim you've writ nothing at all wrong with it if you get bad reviews, return mail 'em WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap. | |||
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my hair is blonde, my shirt is red soon i'll be going off to bed just because it rhymes right doesn't make a lim tight i have no idea why i've just said what i've said WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap. | |||
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in my lame little attempt to depict a really really foul limerick at failing i succeeded the crap flowed unimpeded i think it was the rum that did the trick WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap. | |||
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I tried so hard to stay away But had to come back here to play It's clear I'm addicted As zoomy predicted But a limerick shall save the day! | |||
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fairly rested, having slept like a log i blasted through the What If thread bog since i still have some time i'll jot off a quick rhyme then go toss football out back with my dog WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? i beg your pardon i never promised you a rose garden | |||
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The beagle outside won't shut up She's whining and carrying on like a pup Thought she knows better Gotta sleep outside, bed wetter Poor Alice, she's all locked up. Meh, it's late and I'm sleepy. Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say And I like it that way Tear me up Start me over Make me become your ideal Break what's me Change how I think Tell me what to feel Because it's all for you And who am I to protest? | |||
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a new limerick--can't believe my eyes what a pleasant Friday surprise but now i'm off to work with bloodyclownboy, that jerk to see what new way he will antagonize WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? gimme back my bullets... | |||
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there once was a girl with a gun who's not one in Fight Club to run but i think we've seen the dawn of the politcal Shawn gotta protect herself from the Evil Nun WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? gimme back my bullets... | |||
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There once was an evil nun Who did not fear the sun The church fathers grunted and their agents hunted but she picked them all off with her gun ![]() Life is boring It's really got me snoring I'm wearing out the flooring In a cheap hotel But I don't have to work and I might be sinning But I never have to listen to The rings of school bells "The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White | |||
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whether feeling all dreary and crappy or giddy and downright slap-happy nothing does we as well as a limerick so swell or a corny joke by my ol' pappy WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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Here i am typing and sipping a drink Wondering when i lim, do i even think Do i let it roll off my fingers and onto the page When i'm done do I feel like a bird out of a cage Now better go clean the kitchen sink ======================== ![]() Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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a quick lim before bed, methinks then off to catch 40+ winks so i'll face the comp screen and make a gesture obscene and then say to all: "toodles dahlinks!" WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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this is the thread i meant to relive though we should keep the episodic lims alive you all obviously need to be bossed: "GET IN HER & RHYME AT ALL COSTS!" and don't give me any excuses or jive. WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? "C" is for cookie; that's good enough for me! | |||
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methinks it time for a reunion of the Clan and i think i have just the plan but first i must count us all so i'll start the roll call Evelyn O'Zoom's the name of this limerick fan WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? "C" is for cookie; that's good enough for me! | |||
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Ame McHaggis is quick to the mark We all know she's a real bright spark At the scrolls through the day Or maybe a roll in the hay She's always off on a lark ======================== ![]() Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Shamus O'Okie McKatz is my name Penning bad limericks is my game What a shame it doesn't pay For a cushy job I do pray and notoriety rather than fame ![]() "I have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me." Captain Edmund Blackadder: Blackadder Goes Forth | |||
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Sara McKillin, I be A woman on the edge is me Tenants are insane All they do is gripe and complain But I'll fix them, wait and see I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say And I like it that way Why am I so curious? This territory's dangerous. I'll probably end up at the start, I'll be back in line with my broken heart | |||
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i fine name that, Sara McKillin to defend us she'll always be willin' sharp of wit and of tongue she'll rip out your lung soon as she finishes the poem that she's quillin' WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() are you sitting on the soap? "C" is for cookie; that's good enough for me! | |||
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Chiana McTired is here Too many people up in my ear Bastards are loud One sounds like a crowd So now they don't get any beer! ![]() | |||
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It's been a while since i have limmed I know you all also have sinned Left this thread to rot Off doing what-not Just making sure this thread ain't binned ======================== ![]() You're wrong not to trust one that knows you so well. I never betrayed you.. that was... Gabrielle | |||
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i'm full of joy and elation because i'm at last on vacation life without me will be bleak but i'll see ya'll in a week i'm off now to my favorite location. WHAT WOULD XENA DO? ![]() ![]() are you sitting on the soap? No, Gabrielle. You understand hate, but you don't give in to it. You don't know how much I love...that. | |||
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