When Gabby got shot painfully
Our Xena yelled out angrily
"You'd better go home
C'mon, use your dome
Because there are thousands like me!"

Poor Gabby's patience was tried
For Tara had once again lied
Such an annoying brat
Gods how I hate that
And our Ladies gave in when she cried

Gabby sat writing her scroll
But at once was hit by a roll
An annoying bitch Tara
Was she punishment from Hera
I can't even consider her droll.

At the tables Lady Luck upon Joxer smiles
Alas in the alley out back him she reviles
So Xena runs her own con
Using a bad boy pawn
To amass all the chips in huge piles

Once again Xena versus Caesar.
Seems that bard will do anything to please her.
Got herself some bling
Flashed Crassus’ ring
And the wrong dude lost his head for murder.

Gabrielle seeks a total mind eraser
cuz guilt had continued to chase her
but Xena didn't weep
cuz Gabs talked in her sleep
rift's over, now go on and embrace her!

--or--

Ares put doubts in Gab's mind
then offers amnesia divine
finally all the lies come out
no more reason for Gab to pout
Xena's lack of intervention was quite kind

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A clever spell upon our trio is cast
Each will obsess upon what she thought of last
Gab's convinced she's a dish
Xena wants only to fish
Naked Joxer swings through trees fast

Big boats make me sick, I confess
Like Gabrielle, but I digress
'I expect,' Xena's puffing,
'From you a big nothing
But from me, I expect nothing less.'

making 10 feet of gold dissapear
would help strengthen young auto's carreer
and avenge his dear brother
one way or the other
is that xena's bad accent i hear -_o?

(that took me six. hours. *collapses from exhaustion*)

Is that a false Hope I spy?
The one giving Ares the eye
She looks just like Gabby
Though sounds not as blabby
And her Daddy's a REALLY hot guy

if the Fates will do Ares bidding
of Hope Xena's not the world ridding
so just to settle it
Gabs pulls Hope into the pit
no more living for Callisto, no kidding

Oh that Season Three was a ride that was wild
Xena lost her marbles, her friend and a child
of pain Gab gained insight
Joxer finally got it right
Callisto's taunts were musically styled