I just saw a pork truck go by with the slogan:
'Time flies when your having pork'

Now, you realize that someone get's paid to make up this stuff, so let's come up with our own and submit them. How about:

'That's the way the pork bounces'
or
'A bird in hand is worth two porks in the bush'
or
'A stitch in time saves pork'
or how about a Xena theme:
'I have many porks'
or
'I've always wanted to be inside you pork!'

huh??? I think I need to get paid now.

two porks do not make a right

pork not, lest ye be porked

well, it's better than a pork in the eye with a sharp stick...

penny wise, pork foolish

give em an inch, they'll take a pork

do unto others as you would have them do unto pork

A true blue Aussie Pork slogan.

Get some pork on your fork.

to pork, or not to pork; that is the question.

make new friends, but keep the old. one is silver and the other pork.

pork on earth, good will to all mankind.

Xena: Warrior Porkchop

Got Pork?

Pork! Ebd-ebd-ebd-ebd That's all folks!

Pork Happens!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a pork chop?

are you sitting on the pork?

Porkies, Tramps and Thieves.

The hills are alive with the sound of pork.

War & Pork

Stayin' a'pork

Porked Lightening

Ground control to Major Pork

Our lips are porked

Papa don't pork

Porkloose

May the pork be with you.

Harry Porker

What's pork got to do with it?

Proud Mary keep on porkin'!

Girls just wanna have pork.

Pork after pork.

She Pork.

Pork Colours.

If i could turn back pork.

WTP? What the pork?

1-800-EAT-PORK

Pork it again, Sam.

I pork, therefore I am.

i think in this case that should be:
i'm pork, therefore i'm spam...

Shakeshakeshake.......shakeshakeshake......shake your porky! Shake you porky!

It's fun to go to the PPPPP OOOOOO R K!!!

Oh no, not I!! I will surpork!!

AHHH, Ahh , ahh , aaaaaa - stayin a pork, stayin a pork!!!

We want the pork! Gotta have that pork!

When the going gets tough, the tough get pork.

All is fair in love and pork.

If you can't pork anything nice, don't pork anything at all.

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... to suffer the drippings and scratchings of outrageous pork, or to take pork against a sea of gravy, and by opposing... pork them.

Now is the porky of our discontent, made glorious sausage by this son of Pork.

To thine own Pork be true.

Life is but a walking Pork.

... and now for something completely Pork.

porked
The Xenatizer

Ask not what your pork can do for you but what you can do for your pork.

We have nothing to pork but pork itself.

They may take our lives but they'll never take OUR PORK!

You want the pork, you can't handle the pork!

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