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Besotted Scroller
Picture of Brucy Braless
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Hi many of you know me..
Im Brucy Braless..
Im older than Dirt..
Why when God said...Let there be Light!
What do you think he saw..??? Razz


Soo....
Is your computer bercoming slow, & out-dated..??
Having trouble poppin up on the Scrolls like you used to...
Im here to save your day..
Take it from a coupla old wrinkly geezers like me & Hugh Hefner...

Viagra !
..It works....

Youll be poppin up all over the place,
like youre a teen-ager again...

Big Grin





I said Duh!
 
Posts: 2845 | Location: Bflo,NY USA | Registered: 28 June 2003Report This Post
Chief Chesty Forlock
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I think that's the best thing I've seen you post all year, Brucy. Big Grin


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Posts: 5337 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Chief Chesty Forlock
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Cue music!

Come Scroll with me
Let's Scroll, let's Scroll away
If you could use some Xena news
Or a 'What if' every day
Come Scroll with me, act now and don't delay


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Posts: 5337 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Scroller Needing Therapy
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I used to be obsolete, i used to not have the internet! i used the telephone to communicate! I hand made my own flyers to advertise my business! I *gasp* BOUGHT STAMPS for the purpose of sending friends letters! What was WRONG with me? Then--finally--a colleague talked me into putting my business on the internet. And lo and behold--what happened next? Welllll--I happened to call my friend jen(aka lil tiki) about how excited i was about discovering the internet and she said--"well kate, you ain't discovered NOTHIN yet til you gone to the scrolls."
And she was so right.
Ever since I came to the scrolls, I have had a purpose in life. I can come here and be redundant on the What if thread and actually feel like i'm contributing something to society. I can also hone my creativity on FF&P. It's got something for everyone! You can even go on the Fight club and curse out everyone who's making your life miserable! Got a problem at work? Take it to the rant thread! It's always up! Politics? We got em. Topics? Galore. From Xena to Buffy to Johnny Depp to Tim Tams and Oreos.

Come to the place that has it all.

Tell a friend!




"Ultimately, the truth will come out in all of this and I will be standing on the right side of the roaring rapids. I hope other people will be too. I know the truth and if I had to walk away from all of it today, the job, the career, all of it, and go toodle-oo, then fine."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
Posts: 3161 | Location: Dreamland | Registered: 06 April 2004Report This Post
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Do you or someone you know suffer from any of these symptoms:

-hate to go outside?
-have trouble interacting with real life people?
-feel anxious and irritable if you're away from your computer and the Scrolls too long?
-get fidgety and hyperactive if you're not able to pull up the Scroll web page?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, it's a possibility that you are suffering from a condition known as "Scroll-io-ititis".

Doctors say there is no known cure and no way to alleviate suffering of withdrawal symptoms other than to constantly stay on your computer and surf the Scrolls. Victims of "Scroll-io-ititis" or SCROLLS should settle all affairs not able to be taken care of from cyber space and say good bye to human contact with loved ones. Be prepared to invest in a comfy computer chair and in carpel tunnel syndrome surgery in the near future. Maybe one day science will advance enough to treat this heinous affliction but until then, keep Scrollin' you bastards.

*this message paid for by the admin of the People for the liberation of the Daily Scrolls Big Grin


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I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma.

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness
 
Posts: 2157 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Scroll Guardian


SCROLLER AND
INSTIGATOR OF
THE MONTH

Scroller and Instigator


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*stands up*

My name is Michelle and i suffer from Scroll-io-ititis.


Is there a 12 steps program for this? or is it uncurable?


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Besotted Scroller
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I do beleieve what you need is a good dose of ICQ Sex-lax...

Oral liquid form or the new suppositories..
You just stick 'em up your....Big Grin





I said Duh!
 
Posts: 2845 | Location: Bflo,NY USA | Registered: 28 June 2003Report This Post
Scroller Needing Therapy
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Unplug the phone, you're just not home
Your soul is not your own
Your hands sweat, your body shakes
Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
From What If, to Fan Fic and P
Another scroll is all you need!

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the net, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you're--Out of Control,
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're Addicted to Scrolls

You see a face, but you won't look
Your nose is in a different book
Your heart beats in computer time
Another click,(Argy says) And you'll be miiiiine!

You can't be saved
Cyberland is all you crave
And if there's a PM for you
You don't mind if you do!

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the posts, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you're out of control,
You know you're gonna have to face it you're Addicted to Scrolls.Big Grin




"Ultimately, the truth will come out in all of this and I will be standing on the right side of the roaring rapids. I hope other people will be too. I know the truth and if I had to walk away from all of it today, the job, the career, all of it, and go toodle-oo, then fine."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
Posts: 3161 | Location: Dreamland | Registered: 06 April 2004Report This Post
Chief Chesty Forlock
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Oh that was just beautiful stuff.

*applauds*

Love yer work. Big Grin


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Posts: 5337 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Scroller Needing Therapy
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ROTFMAO
i thought it was one of my better ones, actually.WinkBig Grin
hehehehehe




"Ultimately, the truth will come out in all of this and I will be standing on the right side of the roaring rapids. I hope other people will be too. I know the truth and if I had to walk away from all of it today, the job, the career, all of it, and go toodle-oo, then fine."

~~Johnny Depp.


 
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