Nerves shaken, breath drawn
Eye twitching, throat retching now
Vomit on my shoes

a sneeze or a laugh
causes unwanted release
incontinence sucks

welcome MonkeyDog Jones--nice to see you took a peek and joined us--i knew this thread would be what finally got you here. (don't worry folks, i know this twisted fool... )

You, me and our dog
We walk, he marks the pavement
Pisses on my foot

This actually happened.

Oh god, you people are all disturbed, lol. But since zoom called me out by name and Nora is insisting, I shall contribute. Keep in mind, I suck at haiku.

Glistening, shiny
Your eyes wander from my face
Wayward snot hanging out sucks

Hot and sticky day
Hot sweat drips off my body
Damn! forgot deodorent!

No one can see me
All alone in my bedroom
Wonder what I am doing??

:P :P

Pride of performance
ending with a flush and swoosh
can’t always be shared

This has been really great! I knew you would come up (or down ) to this challenge! It's at once funny, tragic and utterly human.

The need to scratch it
Looks kind of scabby, weeping
The things scrollers give you

good advice is dear
take it from one with knowledge
don't sit in poison ivy

the sun shines at night
the beautiful orb appears
costume malfunction