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Scroll Guardian  |
Nerves shaken, breath drawn
Eye twitching, throat retching now Vomit on my shoes *********************************  |
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a sneeze or a laugh
causes unwanted release incontinence sucks welcome MonkeyDog Jones--nice to see you took a peek and joined us--i knew this thread would be what finally got you here. (don't worry folks, i know this twisted fool...  )WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' |
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
You, me and our dog
We walk, he marks the pavement Pisses on my foot This actually happened. ~~~~~~~~~~  |
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Oh god, you people are all disturbed, lol. But since zoom called me out by name and Nora is insisting, I shall contribute. Keep in mind, I suck at haiku.
Glistening, shiny Your eyes wander from my face Wayward snot hanging out sucks ____________________________  I <3 4 foot 11, blonde, operatic wonders from Oklahoma. There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness |
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH   |
Hot and sticky day
Hot sweat drips off my body Damn! forgot deodorent!  |
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No one can see me
All alone in my bedroom Wonder what I am doing?? :P :P ********************************* |
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Dream Scroller |
Pride of performance
ending with a flush and swoosh can’t always be shared This has been really great! I knew you would come up (or down  ) to this challenge! It's at once funny, tragic and utterly human. |
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Scroll Guardian |
The need to scratch it
Looks kind of scabby, weeping The things scrollers give you  ********************************* |
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Scroll Guardian |
good advice is dear
take it from one with knowledge don't sit in poison ivy WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' |
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Scroll Guardian |
the sun shines at night
the beautiful orb appears costume malfunction WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...' |
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