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SCROLLER AND
INSTIGATOR OF
THE MONTH

Scroller and Instigator


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Nerves shaken, breath drawn
Eye twitching, throat retching now
Vomit on my shoes


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Scroll Desperado
Picture of zoom
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a sneeze or a laugh
causes unwanted release
incontinence sucks

welcome MonkeyDog Jones--nice to see you took a peek and joined us--i knew this thread would be what finally got you here. (don't worry folks, i know this twisted fool... Razz)


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Chief Chesty Forlock
Chief
Picture of Argeaux
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You, me and our dog
We walk, he marks the pavement
Pisses on my foot

This actually happened.


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Posts: 5334 | Location: Oz | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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Oh god, you people are all disturbed, lol. But since zoom called me out by name and Nora is insisting, I shall contribute. Keep in mind, I suck at haiku. Razz

Glistening, shiny
Your eyes wander from my face
Wayward snot hanging out sucks


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Posts: 2157 | Location: Seattle, WA | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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Hot and sticky day
Hot sweat drips off my body
Damn! forgot deodorent!





 
Posts: 2306 | Location: DFW | Registered: 24 June 2003Report This Post
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SCROLLER AND
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No one can see me
All alone in my bedroom
Wonder what I am doing??

:P :P


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
Dream Scroller
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Pride of performance
ending with a flush and swoosh
can’t always be shared

This has been really great! I knew you would come up (or down Smile) to this challenge! It's at once funny, tragic and utterly human.
 
Posts: 411 | Registered: 23 June 2003Report This Post
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SCROLLER AND
INSTIGATOR OF
THE MONTH

Scroller and Instigator


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The need to scratch it
Looks kind of scabby, weeping
The things scrollers give you

blush


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Posts: 4824 | Location: Michelle @ work | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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good advice is dear
take it from one with knowledge
don't sit in poison ivy


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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the sun shines at night
the beautiful orb appears
costume malfunction


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
Posts: 5103 | Location: Austin Texas, baby | Registered: 22 June 2003Report This Post
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