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<=RB= Argy: How about I just run a campaign like the one Zerg did before, and I'll just use a d20?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: sure?
<=RB= Argy: OK.
<=RB= Zergling: Sounds fun.
<=RB= Argy: Choose some characters. I don't mind what they are. Just tell me their gender and age.
<=RB= Zergling: Will we be using Roll20 at all?
<=RB= Argy: No.
<=RB= Zergling: (Hmm... Wisknort, 22-year-old male. I'll just be myself for this one, I guess.)
<=RB= Argy: I'm just going to story, give you options, roll a d20, tell you consequences for numbers, and tell you what the outcome is.
<=RB= Argy: OK.
<=RB= Zergling: Sounds good. Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort, 22 year old male, with a limp. He likes to fight with axes. Big, BIG axes.
<=RB= Zergling: Ok.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Vidimir, 26 year old male)
<=RB= Zergling: Making me have a limp. -.-
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: like my profile pic
<=RB= Argy: He has lived in the Mountains for most of his life, mosting making a living by raiding hapless travellers.
<=RB= Zergling: Somehow. Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: You have a limp from a fight you had when you were younger.
<=RB= Skellous: You bastard
<=RB= Zergling: Ah.
<=RB= Skellous: those poor travellers
<=RB= Zergling: Well,
<=RB= Zergling: I gotta make money somehow...
<=RB= Skellous: ....point taken
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: to be fair, they were all rich snobbish nobles
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir, 26 year old male, very tall.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: i'm sure
<=RB= Zergling: Oh, mostly.
<=RB= Argy: Likes to use bows and arrows.
<=RB= Zergling: A rich snobbish noble can't give ME a limp!
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: sweet
<=RB= Skellous: are these random or are you just making these up?
<=RB= Argy: Often gets mistaken for an elf, but actually has the blood of dwarves and behemoths running though his veins.
<=RB= Skellous: I suppose both are the same answer
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: D20 roll
<=RB= Argy: I am making these up.
<=RB= Skellous: ok...
<=RB= Zergling: Hahahaha, Vidi's character is hilarious.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: That's kind of accurate Argy...
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir lives in a forest at the bottom of a mountain.
<=RB= Zergling: LOL
Reapers theEND: lol
<=RB= Argy: He is aware of constant raiding parties from the mountain and has brushed with them several times.
<=RB= Zergling: So he gave me the limp. -.-
<=RB= Argy: OK, anyone else?
<=RB= Argy: He ... might have.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: She didn't say that
<=RB= Skellous: characters?
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
<=RB= Zergling: She didn't say you didn't, either.
<=RB= Skellous: I don't have one O-o
<=RB= Argy: Over 10 says he gave you the limp. Rolling ...
<=RB= Skellous: i've never done this before so...
<=RB= Argy: 7. He did not give you your limp.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: just give Arg a name, age and gender
<=RB= Zergling: Oh. Frown
<=RB= Skellous: mmk
<=RB= Argy: Just give me an age and gender Skell.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: she'll give you a good character
<=RB= Argy: I'll try my best.
<=RB= Skellous: Skellous, Male, 27
<=RB= Zergling: And here I wanted to antagonise Vidi throughout for giving me a limp. :P
<=RB= Skellous: blame it on him anyway, make it part of your character
<=RB= Argy: Soz. The dice don't lie.
<=RB= Zergling: LOL
<=RB= Argy: Nice one. I like that Skell.
<=RB= Zergling: So he didn't, but I think he did.
<=RB= Zergling: I like your thinking.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I might've been nearby when it happened...
<=RB= Argy: Skellous, male 27
<=RB= Argy: Just gimme one sec while I do a quick GM thing.
<=RB= Zergling: I mistake you for an actual elf who did it. Big Grin
<=RB= Skellous: lol
<=RB= Zergling: Bastard elves with their cheating speed and strength!
<=RB= Argy: Skellous is a muscle bound soldier who has retired from the battlefield.
<=RB= Skellous: I was more thinking you know he didn't do it because you blame him for everything
<=RB= Skellous: O_o
<=RB= Argy: He now spends his days in solitude in a small cove.
<=RB= Skellous: I'm a beefcake hermit
Reapers theEND: james male 28
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: yus
<=RB= Argy: Mostly fishing. Every now and then he likes to walk softly through the nearby forrest and spy on happenings from afar.
<=RB= Zergling: Perv.
<=RB= Argy: James, 28 year old male.
Reapers theEND: LOL
<=RB= Argy: More is on the way ...
<=RB= Argy: ust recording what the others said.
<=RB= Zergling: Fair enough. :P
<=RB= Skellous: in constant illegal activities with accomplice Jessy trying to steal pokemon
<=RB= Zergling: Maybe I should log it too.
<=RB= Zergling: LOLOLOL
Reapers theEND: ....
<=RB= Argy: James is of average height. Some thing he is average in every way.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Even his name is avarage
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: average*
<=RB= Argy: What they do not know is that he has an extraodinary intelligence.
<=RB= Skellous: THE DICE LIES!!
<=RB= Zergling: Ohhh, this should be fun.
<=RB= Argy: He lives through cunning and treachery, for James is a quiet, psychopath.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: If he's so smart, why hasn't he given himself an un-avrage name then, HUH?
<=RB= Skellous: ...I retract that statement, this seems accurate
<=RB= Argy: To blend in.
Reapers theEND: FACK YOU YOU HERMIT
<=RB= Zergling: I'll PM END suggestions; if I think of something smart, it's "his idea" because he's the smart one.
<=RB= Argy: James was once friends with Skellous, but they had a falling out.
<=RB= Zergling: Also where's Hini when you need him? :P
<=RB= Argy: James is watching and waiting for the right time to kill Skellous.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP disconnected.
Reapers theEND: ...maby
<=RB= Skellous: ...he got someone else
<=RB= Argy: He knows that Skellous is very vilgilant, and will not be taken down easily.
<=RB= Skellous: despite being a creepy muscle bound loner pervert
<=RB= Argy: (OK, lemme just get your character sheets straight and I'll start the main story.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP entered chat.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: sorry bout that
<=RB= Skellous: oh...he didn't kill you
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: did I miss anything?
<=RB= Zergling: 10:16 PM - Reapers theEND: ...maby
10:16 PM - <=RB= Skellous: ...he got someone else
10:16 PM - <=RB= Argy: He knows that Skellous is very vilgilant, and will not be taken down easily.
10:16 PM - <=RB= Skellous: despite being a creepy muscle bound loner pervert
10:16 PM - <=RB= Argy: (OK, lemme just get your character sheets straight and I'll start the main story.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: cool
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: thanks
<=RB= Argy: It was a warm day in January.
<=RB= Argy: You could smell the blossoms growing in the forrest and the occassional hum of bees.
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir awoke.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: *yawns*
<=RB= Argy: Under 10 says it was morning / over is afternoon.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: *yawns either way*
<=RB= Argy: 19. Vidimir woke in the late afternoon.
<=RB= Argy: What would you like to do, Vid?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Hrm... I suppose getting up and preparing for breakfast IE hunting would be a good start
<=RB= Argy: Ima write like this now for short hand.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: well, Dinner I guess, it is laste afternoon
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: late*
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N = 9 and under is yes, 10 and over is no
<=RB= Argy: 4 Yes!
<=RB= Zergling: Ok.
<=RB= Skellous: Yes he did that?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ^
<=RB= Argy: Vid decided to head off to hunt.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: yes
<=RB= Argy: Yes.
<=RB= Skellous: ok
<=RB= Zergling: Yeeeeees.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I successfully put my hunting gear on and didn't trip over my pants, is what she's saying
<=RB= Argy: He grabbed his bow and arrow and strode towards the woods. As he did so he had the uneasy feeling that he was being watched.
<=RB= Skellous: oh...I was wondering what was going to happen if it was no
<=RB= Argy: What would you like to do now, Vid?
<=RB= Argy: If it was no ... I would think of something else.
<=RB= Skellous: oh ok
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Hrm...
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir decided to stop and look around.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: nice
<=RB= Argy: (I will keep the story moving)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: translating Hrm's is gud
<=RB= Argy: What do you check, Vid?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I listen
<=RB= Skellous: <_<
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: for wild boars and the like
<=RB= Argy: 9 N / 10 Y
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: you know, dangerous animals
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: as opposed to rabbits
<=RB= Argy: 1 No wild boars.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: sweet
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: no goring for me
<=RB= Argy: Vidmir did not find any wild boars. He did, however, find some newly made human tracks. His eyes narrowed.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: did they now? :P
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N Vid finds Skellous tracking him.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh dear
<=RB= Skellous: ...I saw this coming
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I might be dead already XD
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: j/ks
<=RB= Argy: 16 No. Vid did not find Skellous tracking him.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh dear
<=RB= Skellous: See? I'm that good
<=RB= Argy: But ... Skellous IS tracking him.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I guess go on hunting then
<=RB= Argy: Skellous watched Vid continue on his way.
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Skellous, what would you like to do? You can choose to do anything, just like IRL.
<=RB= Zergling: (SHANK HIM)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: to be fair, don't say something your character wouldn't do, like eating their own foot
<=RB= Skellous: ...I've never met Vid before right?
<=RB= Zergling: More likely have; you regularly spy on this forest.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: No, he's SEEN me, but he's never MET me :P
<=RB= Zergling: Point.
<=RB= Argy: You've never met Vid, but you are aware of his movements.
<=RB= Skellous: if I've never met him i'm contemplating if he's a threat
<=RB= Argy: You watch everyone in the forrest.
<=RB= Skellous: I do...
<=RB= Skellous: Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: He hasn't been a threat to you yet.
<=RB= Skellous: I'll keep watching then, James might've sent him to kill me for all I know
<=RB= Argy: Do you want to leave him be?
<=RB= Skellous: no
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: D:
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N you decide to follow Vid
<=RB= Argy: 7 Y
<=RB= Argy: Skellous follows Vidimir, but doesn't notice that he is also being tracked.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: OMG we are all following each other
<=RB= Argy: 9 tracked by James / 10 tracked by Wisk
<=RB= Skellous: ...shit
<=RB= Argy: 4 James is tracking Skellous.
<=RB= Argy: Fun times are ahead.
<=RB= Skellous: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
<=RB= Argy: James could see him. James could smell him.
<=RB= Zergling: LOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOL
<=RB= Argy: A big, sack of flesh.
Reapers theEND: and whish he dint
<=RB= Argy: Bulging and sweating and waiting to be broken down and boiled into a broth.
<=RB= Argy: James was hungry.
<=RB= Skellous: James eats people?
<=RB= Argy: 9 N / 10 Y
Reapers theEND: only aAhols
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: James is a psychopath, remember?
<=RB= Argy: 13 James most definitely eats people.
<=RB= Skellous: Psychopaths don't always eat
<=RB= Skellous: ...
<=RB= Argy: This one does. People.
<=RB= Argy: What would you like to do, James?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: You know, it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Or Hannbal?
<=RB= Argy: At the moment you are tracking.
<=RB= Argy: ( Heh. Have yo uheard that song?)
<=RB= Zergling: (No? Which song?)
<=RB= Argy: James is tracking and has a choice to make. What would he like to do?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Song? I've seen the movie the quote comes form, if that's what you mean...)
<=RB= Argy: (Google "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" song)
Reapers theEND: ttake out poisons darts
<=RB= Argy: James is going to attack Skellous with poison darts.
<=RB= Skellous: ....
<=RB= Argy: Do the darts hit Skellous?
<=RB= Argy: 9 N / 10 Y
<=RB= Skellous: NO!
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: roll a 21, it'll be funny
<=RB= Argy: 2 The darts miss Skellous.
<=RB= Skellous: YES!
<=RB= Zergling: LOL
Reapers theEND: FACK
<=RB= Skellous: I'M STILL ALIVE!
<=RB= Argy: Skellous hears a strange whizzing sound near his ear.
<=RB= Argy: It continues into the forrest.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Might I add no one said the poison was fatal...)
<=RB= Argy: What would you like to do, Skellous?
<=RB= Skellous: Lay traps
<=RB= Argy: The poison was fatal. 9 N / 10 Y
<=RB= Zergling: (Yeah but any poison is limiting, to some degree, or it's useless.)
<=RB= Argy: 4 The poison WAS fatal.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP disconnected.
<=RB= Argy: Skellous decides to stop and lay some traps.
<=RB= Zergling: And Vidi teleports out. XD
<=RB= Argy: Not just any traps. Traps for those being hunted by a hunter.
<=RB= Argy: A stick sharpened at both ends.
<=RB= Argy: What does James do in response?
Reapers theEND: hides in fear of detection
<=RB= Argy: James is able to hide. 9 Y / 10 N
<=RB= Argy: 12 James tries to hide but is spotted by Wisknort.
<=RB= Skellous: damni I was hoping he'd fall out of a tree
<=RB= Argy: Wisk has entered the forrest looking for prey.
<=RB= Zergling: I'll approach quietly....
<=RB= Argy: He spies James watching someone and is intrigued.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP entered chat.
<=RB= Zergling: Welcome back Vidi.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: thanks >_<
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: <=RB= Argy: What would you like to do, Skellous?
<=RB= Argy: Usually at this point Wisk (can I call you Zerg? just easier for me)
<=RB= Zergling: Ok.
<=RB= Zergling: PM'd you the missing stuff.
<=RB= Argy: (Zerg, you are a doll)
<=RB= Zergling: Smile
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Yes, yes he is)
<=RB= Skellous: I thought he was a bandit
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Obviously he wants this to run smoothly Big Grin )
<=RB= Argy: Usually at this point Zerg would have his axe held up to his prey's throat.
<=RB= Zergling: I'm a bandit doll. Wink
<=RB= Skellous: that sounds fkn classy
<=RB= Argy: (Human prey)
<=RB= Argy: He senses that, on this occassion, he'd be wise to scout his prey out first.
<=RB= Argy: How would you like to do that, Zerg?
<=RB= Zergling: I'll just slowly walk, close the distance a bit. I can't quite leap that far. Big Grin
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (I'd like to point out that I've missed ALL of this happening behind me. Obviously I'm no elf xD )
<=RB= Zergling: XD
<=RB= Argy: (You are NOT an elf. That is correct.)
<=RB= Skellous: you may've not heared boars because you're deaf
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: maybe
<=RB= Skellous: Can we roll if Vid is deaf? xD
<=RB= Zergling: XD
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: not right now
<=RB= Argy: Zerg decides to wait. Is he able to? 9 Y / 10 N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: maybe later
<=RB= Argy: 7 Yes. Zerg is able to wait ... for now.
<=RB= Zergling: Well, not wait... Just... Be patient...
<=RB= Argy: Does Zerg get discovered by anyone else?
<=RB= Skellous: me?
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: not me, I'm too far off hunting rabbits/dinner
<=RB= Argy: (I will decide who depending on rolls)
<=RB= Argy: 6 yes.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Oh)
<=RB= Skellous: Oh ok, sorry
<=RB= Argy: Who discovers Zerg?
<=RB= Argy: Ima grab a d6 brb
<=RB= Zergling: Haha.
<=RB= Argy: I have 7 pack of dice now. I am prepared ...
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: awesome
<=RB= Argy: OK 1,2 = Skell 3,4 = Vid 5,6 = James
<=RB= Argy: 2 it is.
<=RB= Zergling: My prey has not seen me yet though. Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Whilst laying traps Skellous decided to circle around where he suspected his tracker was.
<=RB= Argy: He was surprised to find an individual he had seen undertaking various nefarious activies in the forrest, mostly bailed up happless travellers.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Argy makes a good DM. Mind you, my experience of DM;s is kind of limited.)
<=RB= Argy: Skellous realised he was as yet unnoticed.
<=RB= Argy: What do you decide to do Skell?
<=RB= Zergling: (Heh, agreed. I do have some comments, but I'll save them for after.)
<=RB= Skellous: Approach him and hire him to kill James
<=RB= Argy: (I'm trying to keep it fast, and get you all involved. And hopefully start conflict.)
<=RB= Zergling: One sec...
<=RB= Argy: No worries.
<=RB= Argy: Skellous, the ball is in your court.
<=RB= Skellous: ^
<=RB= Zergling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv8rC-J3zw0
<=RB= Zergling: This game in a nutshell.
<=RB= Argy: Ah sorry, I did not see what you wrote.
<=RB= Argy: Skellous decided to approach Zerg an make him an offer.
<=RB= Argy: He crept up stealthily behind him. The axe-welded, more used to noise and bluster and the bellows of the innocent, did not hear him.
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Skellous drew out his battle knife and slowly slid it in front of Zerg's throat, from behind.
<=RB= Zergling: Some offer.
<=RB= Argy: "Do. Not. Move."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (SHH zerg, she's getting to the good part!)
<=RB= Skellous: (LOL)
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort could sense that those words meant for seriouzzz.
<=RB= Argy: He decided to comply.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (You know, where the idiot dies because he wouldn't stop interrupting the DM?)
<=RB= Argy: "Drop that axe."
<=RB= Zergling: (Big Grin)
<=RB= Argy: Wisk let go of his favourite weapon, reluctantly. With great trepidation he heard it hit the soft forrest floor with a dull thud. That axe was like a part of his arm.
<=RB= Argy: He had a feeling that soon he would be lying next to it, as full of life as it was.
<=RB= Argy: "Now listen, boy. I have a proposition for you."
<=RB= Argy: "Speak"
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort was a man of few words.
<=RB= Zergling: (I'm liking this.)
<=RB= Argy: "You have been tracking a man through these woods. He is a problem for me."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Few braincells too :P )
<=RB= Zergling: (Well, they kinda got bashed out...)
<=RB= Zergling: (Better them than vital organs!)
<=RB= Argy: "Nod if you understand".
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (makes sense i guess XD )
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort nodding slowly, but not too rigorously. The blade at his throat was sharp.
<=RB= Argy: "I would see that this problem is taken care of. Are you up to that task?"
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N
<=RB= Argy: 3 yes
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort nodded yes.
<=RB= Skellous: (lol)
<=RB= Argy: "Now see here boy. I will lower this knife, but be assured that I can throw it faster than you can run or pick up that axe."
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort turned to face his captor.
<=RB= Argy: "Why should I help you," he asked?
<=RB= Zergling: (pondering) I don't need axe to kill him... Just to finish him.
<=RB= Argy: "It's very simple. You like to gain employment of of these woods. I like to be left in peace and quiet. You also like to be able to see and walk around, I would wager."
<=RB= Argy: "This knife is sharp. I have been throwing it for over 10 years and sharpening it every night."
<=RB= Argy: "If you want to continue your ranger ways, and to live to see an old age with all of your limbs intact, do not toy with me. Or you will see my knife. It will be the last thing one of your eyes will see."
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort agrees to kill James. 9 Y / 10 N
<=RB= Argy: 15 N
<=RB= Argy: You do not want to kill James, Wisk. What do you choose to do?
<=RB= Zergling: The knife's not at my throat, right?
<=RB= Argy: Nope.
<=RB= Argy: Knife is in Skell's hands, axe is at your feet.
<=RB= Argy: He is older than you, but you have a limp.
<=RB= Zergling: True.
<=RB= Argy: I shall make plays on all of these, based on your choice
<=RB= Zergling: But I can tackle him before he can shiv me. Go for the knife.
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort lunges at Skellous and tries to take his knife.
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort's leg gives way. 9 N / 10 Y
<=RB= Argy: 16 Y
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (oh no)
<=RB= Skellous: oh thank god
<=RB= Zergling: Dayum. XD
Reapers theEND: dam it
<=RB= Skellous: (I'd of made a more convincing arguement >_<Wink
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort manages to grab Skellous' ankle.
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N
<=RB= Argy: 7 Yes
<=RB= Argy: Skellous stabs WIsknort's hand
<=RB= Argy: 9 N / 10 Y
<=RB= Argy: 7 No
<=RB= Zergling: Wahahaha~
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort pulls Skellous to the ground.
<=RB= Argy: 9 Y / 10 N
<=RB= Argy: 7 Yes!
<=RB= Skellous: ...fuck
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort and Skellous struggle on the ground.
<=RB= Argy: Skellous drops his knife 9 N / 10 Y
<=RB= Argy: 10 yes.
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort and Skellous continue to struggle for what seems like an eternity.
<=RB= Zergling: ... Can I pause it for a sec?
<=RB= Argy: Sure.
<=RB= Argy: I'm about to say who wins this fight, though.
<=RB= Zergling: Ok.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Plot twist, it's me!)
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort wins the struggle 9 / Skellous wins the struggle 10
<=RB= Zergling: Oooohh.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: what if you roll 9.5?
<=RB= Zergling: Lol.
<=RB= Argy: 5
<=RB= Argy: Youth overcomes experience.
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
<=RB= Skellous: (If I die can I haunt End?)
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort is able to wrestle Skellous to the ground and places both his knees on Skellous' arms.
<=RB= Zergling: Before I start looting him for money, can I make a couple notes?
<=RB= Argy: Sure.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Who said you are dying? all that's been decided is taht Wisk wins the fight)
<=RB= Argy: (EXACTLY right..)
<=RB= Argy: (No one dies until Argy says they are dead.)
<=RB= Skellous: (then consider it a more...broad question)
<=RB= Argy: Quick sticks Wisk.
<=RB= Zergling: Of all things, I'm going to comment on balance. :P Which is, for a start, an even roll on a d20 is 1-10 and 11-20, unless you're rolling 0-19 instead (but you're using a physical d20?)
<=RB= Zergling: So breaking between 9/10 means the 10 side is weighted just subtly higher (45%/55%).
<=RB= Zergling: Just noting this.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: and?
<=RB= Zergling: Wondering if it was intentional or not.
<=RB= Argy: Yes, I picked that up just as I rolled the last dice. I will adjust. 10 / 11
<=RB= Zergling: Ah.
<=RB= Argy: I picked it up when I was assigning numbers to you.
<=RB= Argy: Anything else?
<=RB= Zergling: Irrelevant now. :P
<=RB= Argy: OKies.
<=RB= Zergling: Let's continue.
<=RB= Argy: : Wisknort is able to wrestle Skellous to the ground and places both his knees on Skellous' arms.
<=RB= Argy: "Now we will see if you will do a job for me. That job shall be called ... bait".
<=RB= Argy: End of Part 1
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Also, what if the fight needs to be skewiff? (IE unbalanced))
<=RB= Zergling: (Precisely. :P It could have been intentional.)
<=RB= Argy: (True dat too, Vid. I thought of that just as we were having the discussion. I will even it out, though).
<=RB= Argy: (Anyone need a break before Part 2?)
Reapers theEND: no
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (sure, just let me grab a quick drink, I won't be long)
<=RB= Argy: OK
<=RB= Argy: Part the Second
<=RB= Zergling: Oh, I want a drink too. Good point.
<=RB= Skellous: (i'll brb too)
<=RB= Argy: (OK. Quick break.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (i'm back xD)
<=RB= Argy: (It will let me review where James and Vid are)
<=RB= Zergling: XD
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (yeah, we kinda walked off)
Reapers theEND: back
<=RB= Argy: OK
<=RB= Zergling: Back
<=RB= Argy: (Everyone back?)
<=RB= Zergling: Skell?
<=RB= Skellous: i'm back now, sorry
<=RB= Argy: No problem.
<=RB= Argy: Part 2 of Death in the Forrest
<=RB= Skellous: .........
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir stopped. For the second time today he felt that something was not right in the forrest.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (I wanna use my find hidden room skill, you'd be surprised how often it's useful ina forest)
<=RB= Argy: He listened carefully. Distinctly he heard the scuffles of men fighting.
<=RB= Argy: (Heh)
<=RB= Argy: Vid, what do you decide to do?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Do I know the direction of the noises?
<=RB= Argy: Yes. You are a skilled hunter.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Thanks Big Grin )
<=RB= Argy: Also, you know of Wisknort.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I'd like to head in the direction of the sounds. I assume I'd be able to stop before I ran right into them. (Also, thanks for pointing that out)
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir decides to cautiously check out the commotion.
<=RB= Argy: He crouches and moves silently close to the forrest undergrowth, almost at one with it.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Also, is a roll of 1 still a critical fail and ending up with a massive failure?)
<=RB= Argy: He can smell the dampness, the moss and the leaves. It is when he feels most at home.
<=RB= Zergling: (I would assume not.)
<=RB= Argy: Now is not the time for pleasant thoughts. Hunter and hunted are playing a game.
<=RB= Argy: (Probably not.)
<=RB= Argy: (I can do that, though. I'm guess that then 20 would be something epic.)
<=RB= Argy: (Actually, that sounds fun. Let's do that from now on.)
<=RB= Argy: (Argy rules. Change 'em as you go. Anyhoooooo ...)
<=RB= Argy: He slows as he nears the source of the sound.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Aww, that's almost the best part about D&D... And yeah, 20 would be like leaping towards an opponent to engage in combat, and landing on their spine or something)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: If I see anything, what do I see?
<=RB= Argy: Two mean are wrestling on the ground. Eventually the younger of the two gains advantage. He huffs and puffs as he leans on the elder mans arms.
<=RB= Argy: Men, soz.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Iunno, two means are pretty good descriptions
<=RB= Argy: That's what you see. What would you like to do?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: So, all I see is Wisk leaning on some older guys arms?
<=RB= Argy: Two mean mens.
<=RB= Argy: Yes.
<=RB= Argy: Only slightly older.
Reapers theEND: Yaoi
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ^
<=RB= Skellous: .........
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (I start Fapping)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I mean
<=RB= Zergling: (LOL)
<=RB= Argy: Well ...
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: j/ks
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir feels strangely aroused.
<=RB= Zergling: (YOU DUN IT NOW)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Well this took a turn for the strange
<=RB= Argy: He shakes himself. Now is DEFINITELY not the time.
<=RB= Zergling: (Hahaha, shouldn't have made a joke like that where the GM could hear. XD)
<=RB= Argy: He will ponder these thoughts later, but for now he must decide what to do.
<=RB= Skellous: .......if he kisses me, i'm killing myself
<=RB= Argy: (heh.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I know of Wisk and his dealings as a bandit, right?
<=RB= Zergling: Of course he's gay; he's an elf!
<=RB= Argy: Yes.
<=RB= Argy: He's not an elf.
<=RB= Argy: He's a half-breed/
<=RB= Zergling: That's the joke. Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Half dwarf, half behemoth.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I think, I'd like to observe, but with my bow nocked and ready to be shot at a moments notice, if that's allowable
<=RB= Argy: Yuss.
<=RB= Argy: Is Vid able to observe wtihout being spotted?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Observing, it's what all the effiminate elves are into these days)
<=RB= Argy: N 10 / Y 11
<=RB= Argy: 4 No
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh dea
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I'm too noisy for my own good
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir creeps behind a tree to keep an eye on what is going on.
<=RB= Skellous: (would 1 of been he trips and stabs his arrow through his neck?)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Not quite, I woulve'de tried to hide behind the tree and sat on a snake or something)
<=RB= Argy: Without warning a hand covers his throat and a strong arm encircles him.
<=RB= Argy: He is dragged through the forrest at a great speed.
<=RB= Skellous: Who is He sorry?
<=RB= Argy: The forrest he so loves has become his greatest enemy, as it snags him with branches and stones.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (whoever is dragging me must be strong, I am half behemoth after all)
<=RB= Argy: (This is what is happening to Vid.)
<=RB= Skellous: (oh)
<=RB= Zergling: (As for who has him... Probably James.)
<=RB= Zergling: (And damn, I typed "Lames"
<=RB= Zergling: at first. XD)
<=RB= Skellous: (shouldv'e kept it)
Reapers theEND: ..
<=RB= Argy: Vid hits his head on a boulder and blackness envelopes him.
<=RB= Argy: .....
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (oh dear, looks like I'm ending up in the pot)
<=RB= Argy: When he regains consciousness he is wrapped in vines and is next to a raging fire.
Reapers theEND: ♥
<=RB= Argy: There is a large cauldron of water over the fire. It has not yet started to boil.
<=RB= Argy: A non-descreit man is kneeling by the fire, stoking the kindling.
<=RB= Argy: He is poking the fire with a long, thin carving knife.
<=RB= Argy: OK, James, what would you like to do, you sick, sick man.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Ok, 2 questions. Can I reach my boots? And can I roll to see if I remembered to put my lucky knife in my boot?)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh nvm
<=RB= Zergling: Lol.
<=RB= Argy: Non-descrepit. I cannot speel.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Non-descript?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh that's right, james is average
<=RB= Zergling: LOL
<=RB= Argy: Can you reach your boots? (yes, Argy's engerlish is badly this night)
<=RB= Argy: Reach boots 10 Y / 11 N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Like, are my arms tied up so that I can't reach my boots?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ah
<=RB= Argy: 16 N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh
<=RB= Argy: Your arms are in vines.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: so even with my lucky Knife I can't reach it
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh well
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: worth a shot
<=RB= Argy: James, what wouldst thou do?
<=RB= Argy: James is busy stoking the flames.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: obvs http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/wololo
Reapers theEND: O hi your up iv given you a poison i have the antidote i will give you it if you kill someone
for me
<=RB= Argy: (Noice.)
<=RB= Argy: Does Vid agree to this arrangement? (and if not, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?)
<=RB= Argy: 10 Y / 11N
<=RB= Argy: 3 Y
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (I could be a pacifist, only "killing"/hunting for food)
<=RB= Argy: Obvious dice are obvious.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: that dice was rigged
<=RB= Argy: Actually, that's what it said. I am as surprised as you!
<=RB= Zergling: Lol.
<=RB= Argy: Vid asks, "How do I really know that you have poisoned me?"
<=RB= Argy: James replies
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Smart. I assume I'll know of the plant he's used or something)
<=RB= Argy: You want to reply James?
Reapers theEND: how do you know you arnt whant to what and see
<=RB= Argy: (NOICE!!)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: "Grrr... Fine."
<=RB= Zergling: (Hahahaha, nice.)
<=RB= Argy: Do you want to wait and see, Vid?
<=RB= Argy: You can, if you like. It might not be pretty.
<=RB= Argy: We shall proceed.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (So, has no one taken ito account my Dwarven Stone blood?)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ( :P )
<=RB= Argy: "Next question, how do I know you will give me the antidote?"
<=RB= Zergling: (Heh.)
Reapers theEND: your not dead yet right i think its gowing well for you so far
<=RB= Argy: (Don't worry your dwarf blood time will come.)
<=RB= Argy: (SNAP! Give the man a medal.)
<=RB= Argy: "OK then, who do I have to kill?"
<=RB= Skellous: (Dwarf blood? He'll spawn a pickaxe and go mining into a mountain?)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (yes)
<=RB= Argy: (He ... might.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Why do you think I live at the base off this mountain?)
<=RB= Zergling: (Yes.)
<=RB= Skellous: (that's pretty random)
<=RB= Argy: Does Vid spawn a pickaxe and go mining into a mountain? 10Y / 11N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Minecraft reference, anyone?)
<=RB= Zergling: XD
<=RB= Skellous: lol
<=RB= Zergling: If this rolls a 1, I'm gonna laugh so hard.
Reapers theEND: a crazy berserker called skellous
<=RB= Argy: 8 Yes. Oh fuck. Now I have to work this in.
<=RB= Zergling: Hahahahahaha. Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: "One last question. Why do you want me to kill this Skellous you speak of?"
Reapers theEND: arnt you ever pissed when your kill is taken she was mine not his .....it dosnt mater
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (oh nice, backstory)
<=RB= Argy: (Oh holy hell!! End is running the next one of these.)
<=RB= Zergling: (XD)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Pity his capitlisation sucks :P )
<=RB= Skellous: (no fucking way. he'll just keep making scenarios where I have to die)
Reapers theEND: (mer)
<=RB= Argy: Ah well, capitalisation isn't everything.
<=RB= Zergling: (LOL)
<=RB= Argy: (Heh)
<=RB= Zergling: (Capitalism isn't everything either. Big Grin)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (I can't beleive both me and argy spelt that right after our fail english ealier)
<=RB= Zergling: (Heh.)
<=RB= Argy: "This is ridiculous. Then again, all my questions have been ridiculous, but at least they have had a point. They have given me just enough time to spawn this pickaxe, with which I will now be digging into this mountainous earth underneath me, and making good my escape. Goodbye."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ARGY
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I wanted to write my answer Frown
<=RB= Skellous: (what the flying magical pixies fuck??)
<=RB= Argy: Ah, sorry. You can still respond, just like in MtG.
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: "Not having hunted with others, I can't say that I know the feeling... But if it will get me the antidote, I guess I have no choice."
<=RB= Zergling: (Hahahahahahahahahahaha.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (MtG reference ftw)
<=RB= Argy: "WAIT," calls James.
<=RB= Argy: "It will be fun. Plus he's with that Mountain bandit. We can kill one each."
<=RB= Argy: "Not having hunted with others, I can't say that I know the feeling... But if it will get me the antidote, I guess I have no choice."
<=RB= Argy: 'Is good choice, Elf."
<=RB= Argy: "Your mother is an elf. Not mine, though."
<=RB= Zergling: (LOL)
<=RB= Argy: "If it looks like an Elf, talks like an Elf and smells like an Elf ..."
<=RB= Zergling: (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Reapers theEND: (lol)
<=RB= Argy: "We haven't got all day before I'm poisoned to death. Let's roll, monkey man. Really, would it KILL you to shower every now and then?"
<=RB= Argy: (do you two want to continue this convo?)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Nah, we got the main point across
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: )*
Reapers theEND: (yer)
<=RB= Argy: I'll leave more space for responses from now on.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (if you want)
<=RB= Argy: James and Vidimir skulk off into the forrest once more, keeping a wary eye on eachother.
<=RB= Argy: The Odd Couple theme plays.
<=RB= Argy: .....
<=RB= Zergling: (*snicker*)
Reapers theEND: (lolololol)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (At least I'm not aroused anymore)
<=RB= Argy: Eventually they find Wisknort and Skellous. Wisknort has dragged Skellous up to his mountain lair.
<=RB= Skellous: x_x
<=RB= Argy: He has tied a vine around Skellous and dangled him off the edge of the mountain.
<=RB= Argy: Actually, he has tied SEVERAL vines around Skellous. Would you believe 10?
Reapers theEND: (nice)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: only if the dice says so
<=RB= Skellous: no, I wouldn't...let's roll how many I have
<=RB= Argy: "Now, call me boy again and we'll see what we see."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: xD
<=RB= Argy: OK, I'm rolling for number of vines.
<=RB= Zergling: "Would you believe 2 and a farmer's rope?"
Reapers theEND: (S&M is all ways good)
<=RB= Argy: 17 vines
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh wow
<=RB= Zergling: LOLLOOLOLOL
<=RB= Zergling: I got a bit carried away.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Skell ain't going anywhere
<=RB= Skellous: oh for fuck sake
<=RB= Argy: Skellous, what would you like to do?
<=RB= Zergling: "Knots might not be strong enough... I'll get another vine..." x17
<=RB= Skellous: ...I don't think I can do anything
<=RB= Argy: Believe me, Skell, 17 is a good thing ...
<=RB= Argy: OK, leave it to Argy.
<=RB= Argy: "You mean like this, BOY?!!"
<=RB= Argy: "Well, now you just pissed me the fuck off. Let's play a little game I made up. It's called Cut The Rope."
<=RB= Zergling: Hehehehe.
<=RB= Argy: "Except I play it with vines."
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort proceeds to whack at each vine with his axe.
<=RB= Argy: I shall roll a d6.
<=RB= Argy: 1-3 the vine is cut, 4-6 it isn't.
<=RB= Argy: Vine 1 = 1
<=RB= Argy: Vine 2 = 5
<=RB= Argy: Vine 3 = 3
<=RB= Argy: Vine 4 = 4
<=RB= Argy: Vine 5 = 3
<=RB= Argy: Vine 6 = 6
<=RB= Argy: Vine 7 = 4
<=RB= Argy: Vine 8 = 1
<=RB= Argy: Vine 9 = 3
<=RB= Skellous: you regretting rolling 17 now Arg?
<=RB= Argy: Vine 10 = 6
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: She's regretting listening to us about rolling the number of vines, yes
<=RB= Argy: (I regretted it as soon as the dice landed on 17)
<=RB= Argy: Vine 11 = 1
<=RB= Argy: Vine 12 = 3
<=RB= Argy: Vine 13 = 6
<=RB= Zergling: Lol.
<=RB= Argy: Vine 14 = 5
<=RB= Argy: Vine 15 = 2
<=RB= Zergling: (7 vines remain.)
<=RB= Argy: "That's 8 vines cut. 8 out of 17. Not a lot of strength left to hold you up."
<=RB= Argy: "If over half these vines are cut, it's a big drop for you. No one has ever survived that drop. So sad."
<=RB= Argy: Vine 16 = 2
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
<=RB= Zergling: That's a drop. Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: "9 vines out of 17 cut."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (So, I'm assuming Skell lands on me?)
<=RB= Argy: (Lemme double check my figures)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (That's the sort of wierd thing that would happen)
<=RB= Argy: 17 - 9 = 8
<=RB= Zergling: <img src="http://bingoze.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15">

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<=RB= Argy: "Oh, one of those vines must've been stronger than I thought. Looks like you've got one ... last ... chance ..."
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort hacks at the vine with an almighty swing.
<=RB= Argy: Vine 17 = 5
<=RB= Zergling: Oh, did I loot his pockets for money? I hope I did...
<=RB= Argy: You looted his pockets 10Y / 11N
<=RB= Argy: 4 Yup
<=RB= Argy: You got how much gold? Rolling.
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: 20 GOLD. 20 x 10 000!!!!!
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Don't forget to roll the denomination
<=RB= Argy: (lucky sonofabitch)
<=RB= Zergling: Some hermit. :P
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: they might be bronzecoins
<=RB= Argy: They might be chocolate.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ^
<=RB= Zergling: Lol.
<=RB= Skellous: roll on chocolate
<=RB= Zergling: If I don't know that, the shopkeeper won't either, right?
<=RB= Argy: "Well, it looks as though it's not a good dropping day for you. You can just 'hang out' for a bit."
<=RB= Argy: Skellous, what do you want to do or say?
<=RB= Skellous: I don't have anything else on me do I?
<=RB= Argy: You can search for something.
<=RB= Skellous: i'll search then
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: You could look for my lucky knife
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I seem to have misplaced it
<=RB= Argy: Skellous searches his pockets, which are within reach.
<=RB= Argy: Does he find Vid's lucky knife?
<=RB= Argy: 10N / 11Y
<=RB= Argy: 11 Skellous finds a strange knife in one of his pockets.
<=RB= Argy: Whatcha want to do now?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Lucky knife indeed Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Indeedy.
<=RB= Skellous: err...can I talk?
<=RB= Argy: Yup/
<=RB= Skellous: hmm
<=RB= Zergling: Watchu wanna say, suspenderman?
<=RB= Argy: (hah!)
<=RB= Skellous: Calmly say "You know...it's a shame really, you'd of benefited if you just killed who I wanted you to. He's a lunatic and eats people, plus he lives in around here. The last time I checked the less people around the less 'business' you'll have, correct? Not to mention that...He HATES me and wants me dead... If you were to kill me before he got a chance to..." *burst into laughter*
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort responds with:
<=RB= Zergling: Hahaha!
<=RB= Zergling: Let him come! More blood for my axe, more money for my pocket!
<=RB= Argy: (Nice reasoning, Skell.)
<=RB= Zergling: (Should've stuck that in quotes. Oh well.)
<=RB= Argy: Want to do anything with that knife you found?
<=RB= Zergling: I'll bellow out a laugh. I have a cliff, it's only right that I laugh from the top of it.
<=RB= Argy: (Out of quotes is OK. I just do it so people know something is being said.)
<=RB= Zergling: (Same reasoning here. :P I wish to adopt the standard purely for the sake of being clear.)
<=RB= Argy: The mountains echo Wisknort's laugh back at him, as they have for years.
<=RB= Skellous: you're good, but you've got no chance dealing with that maniac...
<=RB= Zergling: "Call him."
<=RB= Skellous: (i'm half tempted to cut the vines myself)
<=RB= Argy: Skellous furiously hacks at the vines with his lucky knife.
<=RB= Argy: Gimme ooooone moment while I see which vines aren't cut.
<=RB= Zergling: (Now fully tempted. Big Grin)'
<=RB= Argy: OK, here we go again.
<=RB= Argy: Vine 2 = 3 CUT!!
<=RB= Zergling: "Strain's real, gramps."
<=RB= Argy: Skellous drops down the mountain ... and lands on Vidimir just as he is walking up it with James.
<=RB= Argy: Vidimir breaks Skellous' fall.
<=RB= Argy: And says:
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: "Oof"
<=RB= Argy: James decides to:
<=RB= Argy: (here is the final battle, people)
<=RB= Argy: (Here's the field of play:
Reapers theEND: stab him whith a poison knife
<=RB= Argy: Vid + James so Vid can get antidote)
<=RB= Argy: (Skellous is everyone's enemy it would seem)
<=RB= Argy: (Wisknort is crazy and a loose canon)
<=RB= Argy: James lunges for Skellous.
<=RB= Skellous: <_<
<=RB= Argy: Does he hit him? 10N / 11Y
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Hey, me and skellous haven't actually met, so as long as I get the antidote, I don't really have a reason to kill him)
<=RB= Argy: 20. Holy crap!!
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh dear
Reapers theEND: YESSS)\
<=RB= Skellous: <_<
<=RB= Zergling: OHHHH MYYYYY
<=RB= Argy: James runs the poisonous knife clear through Skellous heart. The force is so strong that it knocks Skellous clean off the mountain. His body arcs through space, and he flies off somewhere into the forrest, never to be seen again.
<=RB= Argy: (Excuse my bad spelling.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (that sounds like a natural 20, yes...)
<=RB= Argy: Do you want to say any parting shots, James?
<=RB= Zergling: Gotpwned.
Reapers theEND: FACK MY FOOD ☹
<=RB= Argy: Heh.
<=RB= Zergling: XD
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: May I attempt a grab at the antidote in the confusion?
<=RB= Argy: In his heart James felt something unusual. A sort of warmth.
<=RB= Argy: (You may indeed. I was about to get to that.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (ok xD)
<=RB= Argy: He remembered her. A long time ago.
Reapers theEND: (NO HOMO)
<=RB= Argy: When the sounds in his head didn't flutter.
<=RB= Argy: She smelt like violets. She would have tasted like butter.
<=RB= Argy: He did not know why Skellous killed her. He never would.
<=RB= Zergling: James is a poetic psychopath?
Reapers theEND: (DER)
<=RB= Argy: While James lunges at Skellous, Vid spies a vial in his pocket.
<=RB= Argy: (it appears so)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (This is just what James is feeling)
<=RB= Argy: (he doesn't understand love. He confuses it with food)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Poeticness doesn't come into it. the DM is a poet though)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (oh)
<=RB= Argy: Vid makes a grab for the vial.
<=RB= Argy: Does he get it? 10Y / 11N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: 20 plz
<=RB= Argy: 8 Yes!
<=RB= Argy: Whatcha gonna do, Vid?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Attempt an escape, whilst, and at the same time, drinking the vial I've grabbed
<=RB= Zergling: (Well, K'sliss of Goblins does say that fighting, mating and eating are all related.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (nice)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Goblins Big Grin I have the first 2 books of that)
<=RB= Argy: Vid starts to gallop down the mountain as fast as he can, while taking gulps out of his precious vial.
<=RB= Argy: Does he trip on the mountain?
<=RB= Argy: 10N / 11Y
<=RB= Zergling: (Oh nice!)
<=RB= Zergling: (I've just read it online.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Critical fail plz
<=RB= Argy: 8 No he doesn't.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Same, but I bought the books because)
<=RB= Zergling: Ohh, he's surviving...
Reapers theEND: i put thorth the vial may of bin antidote or poison
<=RB= Argy: Is the vial antidote or poison?
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I didn't say I was drinking the antidote, just the contents of the vial Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: A10 / P11
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: CMON CRITICAL FAIL
<=RB= Argy: 20 oh dear.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: YES
<=RB= Argy: Wisknort reaches the bottom of the mountain, and clutches at his chest.
<=RB= Zergling: Wait, me? Big Grin
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: that's some strong poison
<=RB= Argy: Vid. Soz.examines the vial more closely and reads th
<=RB= Zergling: Well, it's probably gonna keep you alive. o_0
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: yeah, just in time for me to fall off the cliff
<=RB= Argy: (got excited)
<=RB= Zergling: You're at the bottom. :P
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: not yet i'm not
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I just didn't trip
<=RB= Zergling: "12:25 AM - <=RB= Argy: Wisknort reaches the bottom of the mountain, and clutches at his chest."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: we were heading up for skell, remember?
<=RB= Argy: Vid examines the vial more closely and reads a scribbled label.
<=RB= Zergling: Except was Vid. <_<
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh w/e
<=RB= Argy: Yeah, I know. Cleared that up. I said I got excited and wrote wrong name.
<=RB= Argy: Moving on.
<=RB= Argy: Vid examines the vial more closely and reads a scribbled label.
<=RB= Argy: It says "POSHUN".
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: that's 3 times I've read that label
<=RB= Argy: Phew, he thinks. Potions.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: good thing it's misspelled or that wouldn't make sense
<=RB= Argy: Potion. The antidote. I'm safe.
<=RB= Argy: He hears a thunderous laugh rolling down the mountain.
<=RB= Skellous: (....was James drunk while doing the labels? (Please roll for that>_< ))
<=RB= Argy: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why so serious?"
<=RB= Zergling: (How did you know I was laughing again? XD)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (What I don't know is that James can't spell potion)
<=RB= Argy: "You drunk the poshun. It's so poshunous."
Reapers theEND: (lol)
<=RB= Argy: In horror Zerg realises that James can't spell.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Vid
<=RB= Zergling: Big Grin
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: stop being so excited arg
<=RB= Argy: Shit. Soz. Getting tired.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Zerg is still counting all him money
<=RB= Argy: He has just consumed an entire bottle of poison.
<=RB= Argy: (Heh.)
<=RB= Zergling: "Dead now, who cares, I got his money!"
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: pause
<=RB= Argy: Zergh clutches at his throat in agony. He needs water. He needs to spit out this "poshun". He needs to ... open a vein!
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: VID
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: PAUSE
<=RB= Argy: Vid gets his lucky knife out.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: we need to clarify a few things
<=RB= Argy: OK/ Paused.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Ok, the one laughing before was james
<=RB= Argy: Yes.
<=RB= Zergling: Ah, yes.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Zerg isn't in this scene, FYI
<=RB= Zergling: Correct.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: not yet anwyay
<=RB= Argy: Nope.
<=RB= Zergling: I'm still at the top.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: still bsy counting moneies
<=RB= Argy: This is all Vid.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: yes
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ok
<=RB= Argy: Sorry, I mixed names up.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Also, Skell dropped my knife?
<=RB= Argy: We are following Vid's demise.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: k
<=RB= Zergling: You would assume so.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: continue now
<=RB= Zergling: He got shanked like Shaco's been there.
<=RB= Argy: Resuming: The knife that is so lucky that it somehow found its way back into Vid's hands.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: it rolls 20's
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Rooll to hit my vein to remove poison
<=RB= Argy: I still have an epically bad 20 to play.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: roll even
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ok
<=RB= Argy: No sir. The epic 20 is being played out.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: k
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: go
<=RB= Argy: Vid takes the knife.
<=RB= Argy: Where to cut?
<=RB= Argy: Somewhere that will let blood out quickly. So much poshun. Blood. In the poshun. Poshun blood. Gllwef
<=RB= Argy: awf oihjfeaw
<=RB= Argy: ]fo ifa
<=RB= Argy: eih woaefi ef
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Roll to cut
<=RB= Argy: In agony Vid slashes his throat.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: yes
<=RB= Argy: Death 3 / Life 4
<=RB= Argy: (after all, you are full of poison and about to cut your own throat)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: CMON 1 DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: yeah
<=RB= Argy: 5
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: wut
<=RB= Zergling: LOL
<=RB= Argy: Ah, I did that the wrong way around.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I assume D6?
Reapers theEND: (bull)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: oh
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ok
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: *dead*
<=RB= Argy: It was supposed to be Life 3 / Death 4
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: re-roll?
<=RB= Argy: Yup.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: :P
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ooh
<=RB= Argy: Life 3 / Death 4
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: right
<=RB= Argy: 10
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: *dead*
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: not even spectacular Frown
<=RB= Argy: Vid's shriek's fill the forrest. His convulses on the ground, a thrashing blur of blood and vomitous rage.
<=RB= Argy: As his life blood seeps into the undergrowth he realises that he is about to become one with his true love. Fertiliser for the foliage.
<=RB= Argy: He stops writhing, gives into the pain, and smiles.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: "I never did get to eat that rabbit"
<=RB= Argy: Heh.
<=RB= Skellous: (Can James fall for one of the traps I laid out earlier?)
<=RB= Argy: James, what would you like to do?
<=RB= Argy: BUT FIRST, we shall see if you fall into a trap.
<=RB= Argy: Fall into trap 10Y / 11N
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I think the best plot twist we had was the yaoi
<=RB= Argy: 1 Oh dear lord
<=RB= Zergling: (Yes. XD)
<=RB= Zergling: (OH YEAH)
<=RB= Zergling: (HERE WE GO AGAIN)
<=RB= Skellous: (Big Grin)
Reapers theEND: ..
<=RB= Argy: James, not quite knowing what to do now that his life mission to kill Skellous has been achieved, runs down the mountain after Vid.
<=RB= Argy: He trips half way down, and rolls the rest of the way.
<=RB= Argy: Right into one of the traps set for him earlier by Skellous. A stick sharpened at both ends.
<=RB= Zergling: (Is that a Goblins reference, BTW?)
<=RB= Zergling: (A really pointy stick? Big Grin)
<=RB= Argy: Does he survive the trap? Y10 / N11
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ( XD It better be)
<=RB= Skellous: it was a 1...
<=RB= Argy: (It's a Lord of the Flies reference)
<=RB= Zergling: (... Ah!)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (awww oh well)
<=RB= Zergling: (I'll pretend it's both.)
<=RB= Argy: 16
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (same)
Reapers theEND: (YSE)
<=RB= Argy: James head is skewered by one of Skellous sharpened sticks.
Reapers theEND: no crap
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: That was a very un-impressive 1, btw
<=RB= Argy: "Oh well," he thinks, "You win some, you lose some poshun".
<=RB= Argy: (What, poisioning, a throat slash and a poetic ending? Tough crowd.)
<=RB= Argy: Last word is to Wisknort for triumphing at the end of the day.
Reapers theEND: beef jerky just one more beef jerky
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (Oh, btw, bought a box of Khans of Tarkir today)
<=RB= Zergling: (No, the other 1. For falling into a trap.)
<=RB= Zergling: I didn't even get to kill anyone. -./-
<=RB= Argy: (I got a fat pack last night.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (noice)
<=RB= Argy: (There was no 1 rolled. It was a 5.)
<=RB= Argy: (I played in pre-released last night, too. Mardu.)
<=RB= Skellous: 10:38 PM - <=RB= Argy: BUT FIRST, we shall see if you fall into a trap.
10:38 PM - <=RB= Argy: Fall into trap 10Y / 11N
10:38 PM - Vidimir <=RB= | SP: I think the best plot twist we had was the yaoi
10:38 PM - <=RB= Argy: 1 Oh dear lord
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: <=RB= Argy: Fall into trap 10Y / 11N
<=RB= Argy: 1 Oh dear lord
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: ah you beat me
<=RB= Argy: So, Wisknort, do you wish the last words or shall I write them for you.
<=RB= Zergling: Hmm...
<=RB= Zergling: "HAHAHAHAHA, MORE MONEY FOR ME. I EAT ANOTHER DAY. My axe can wait, it ever thirsts for blood..."
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (I got Narset and 2 Ugin's Nexus. Some lucky bastard bought 2 boxes, got Sarkhan Vol in one, Sorin and 2 Zurgo's, one of which was shiny, in the other)
<=RB= Argy: (Ah, sorry, I had a better way of impaling him but forgot. I will write it post game.)
<=RB= Zergling: (Heh.)
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: (k)
<=RB= Argy: End Scene
<=RB= Zergling: So what's the theme of Khans?
<=RB= Argy: Epilogue
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Mongols
<=RB= Zergling: Oh.
<=RB= Argy: In the Anals of Argy we find the following.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: and time travel, again
<=RB= Argy: Morphin.
<=RB= Zergling: Anals of Argy? o_0
Reapers theEND: .................
<=RB= Argy: I once heard tell of a murderous man called James.
<=RB= Zergling: I vaguely know the word, but I don't think that's how it's spelt.
Vidimir <=RB= | SP: Annals
<=RB= Argy: He came to an unfortunate end, although it was fortunate for the many souls he had persecuted in the past.
<=RB= Argy: (whatevs. I'm tired)
<=RB= Zergling: (:P)
<=RB= Argy: He was found by a group of forrest hunters, impaled by a stick sharpened at both ends.
<=RB= Argy: One end was driven firmly into the ground, by someone who had obviously learnt his craft in the military.
<=RB= Argy: The other end, and we're not sure how this had managed to occur, had pierced James anus, exited his scrotum, punctured his belly, travelled along the end of his spine, burst through his chest, and finally pierced through his chin up into his brain cavity.
<=RB= Argy: He was well dead.
<=RB= Argy: THE END
 
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