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<=RB= Crizzly-Bear has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear entered chat.
<=RB= Daruki has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Yo
<=RB= Drake has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Daruki entered chat.
<=RB= Daruki: Heya.
<=RB= Daruki: (That was curious.)
<=RB= Argy: Argy is slightly bored.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Oh?
<=RB= Lady Giggles has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Got anything in mind?
<=RB= Liggitt has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Liggitt entered chat.
<=RB= Argy: Just thought I'd see how everyone was doing.
<=RB= Daruki: BRB crashing Windhaven.
<=RB= Argy: And how many people got Easte eggs and such.
<=RB= Liggitt: not bad, playing some Warframe with a pal
generic has been invited to chat.
generic entered chat.
<=RB= Daruki: I have got one egg so far, from the nerdy games lecturer at uni.
<=RB= Argy: I saw Glider playing Warframe last night. I have downloaded it.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Warframe any good?
<=RB= Argy: Yay for nerdy egg-bearing lecturers!
<=RB= Daruki: Warframe... In my current state of mine, I can't read that as anything but "Windhaven".
Hinisstin has been invited to chat.
Magnus has been invited to chat.
Mr. Craws has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: xD
<=RB= Daruki: Windhaven is as good as I've expected. Even though I discovered really fast that I suck big-time at it.
generic: warframes pretty snazzy
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Ah
NothAU has been invited to chat.
QuantumMan has been invited to chat.
Sponge has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: So, game suggestions, go
<=RB= Daruki: And I suck even more at landing. I was practising it when I got tabbed out to this. (And it crashes every time I tab in.) So far, I've gone in the drink about 6-7 times and head-butted the ground about as much.
<=RB= Daruki: Borderlands 2?
<=RB= Argy: I thought I should also start a chat for all those people NOT PLAYING GAMES.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: >_>
<=RB= Argy: Coz ... I see a lot of that these days.
<=RB= Daruki: Heh.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I WAS SCROLLING AND BEING CREEPED THE FUCK OUT
<=RB= Daruki: I'm not always playing Steam games!
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: :c
Tsunami has been invited to chat.
generic: why would you want to not play games
generic: when you could play games
NothAU entered chat.
Vegi Burger mit extra Fleisch has been invited to chat.
NothAU: Hey
<=RB= Daruki: Mostly at the moment, I'm playing League, WCIII or some crappy MMO.
<=RB= Daruki: Or Windhaven. :3
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Yo
[GM] Hellreaver has been invited to chat.
[iAce] Bazillus has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Because my boss showed me why some parts in Bioshock: Infinite are crap :c
<=RB= Daruki: League I can't be bothered working with Steam, it's tempremental. WCIII is the same. And Windhaven... I guess I could.
[Razor] has been invited to chat.
<=RB= Daruki: I bet the overlay would break it though.
<=RB= Argy: OK, that's everyone now
<=RB= Argy: I have downloaded LoL now.
<=RB= Argy: I am gonna take the plunge. Soonish.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I don't..
[Razor] entered chat.
<=RB= Daruki: ^ Bioshock: Infinite is basically this: "We sunk three underwater cities already, let's make a big airship!"
<=RB= Drake entered chat.
NothAU: Oh god, LoL...
[Razor]: ladies
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: No Daruki, don't you dare ;-;
<=RB= Argy: Hidy hi.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Mentlegen
<=RB= Drake: sp
generic: three?
<=RB= Drake: sup*
<=RB= Daruki: It's totally right though.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Three:Infinite
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: It totally is.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: But, when [SPOILER]
<=RB= Argy: Yeah, but it's still fun.
<=RB= Daruki: Also, I was at a Nerf war today.
generic: whats the third underwater city
<=RB= Daruki: I dunno.
<=RB= Daruki: Wasn't there 3 Bioshock games before Infinite?
generic: alrighty
generic: nope
<=RB= Argy: No spoliers, please.
generic: just 2
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Stuff happens, and Elizabeth says "oh, that's not right"
<=RB= Daruki: Or is Infinite also Bioshock 3?
<=RB= Daruki: Oh.
<=RB= Daruki: Ok.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: It's like, NOSHIT SHERLOCK
NothAU: Infinite /is/ 3
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: [/SPOILER]
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: >_>
generic: yeah I wouldn't spoil for the world, but i'm reading about it now
<=RB= Argy: Yeah, any time we stop talking about Infinite is a good time.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Sure
<=RB= Argy: So, anyone watch footy?
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Let's move onto Bioshock 1
<=RB= Daruki: Nope.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: >footy
>Crizzly
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Hahahaha
<=RB= Daruki: Bioshock 1...
<=RB= Argy: Bioshock 1 is good.
<=RB= Daruki: I still am not willing to get back to it.
<=RB= Argy: But I find it very hard.
NothAU: Never really got into #1
generic: bioshock was so damn good
<=RB= Daruki: Because I have two paths to go.
NothAU: Scared the shit outta me
<=RB= Daruki: And both are really long.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: It's so great because nobody expected it
<=RB= Daruki: Which is the side path? Frown
<=RB= Argy: I think I may have to drop it back a notch.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: @Argy Shock + Shotgun
<=RB= Daruki: ...
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Oh, and flame
<=RB= Daruki: Shockgun?
[Razor]: more like shockgun
[Razor]: fuck
<=RB= Argy: OK. Will try.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: ^
[Razor]: gg
<=RB= Daruki: High five!
generic: no way
<=RB= Argy: What else have we been playing?
generic: wrench build
generic: thats how I won
<=RB= Argy: Any good multi games?
[Razor]: Heart of the Swarm
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Ahahaha Generic :'D
[Razor]: well
<=RB= Argy: I have cut down a bit on DayZ.
[Razor]: mainly Wings of Liberty
generic: theres this new action game
<=RB= Daruki: Hmm...
<=RB= Daruki: Dunno.
<=RB= Argy: Although that could change again at any time soon.
generic: archeblade
<=RB= Daruki: Windhaven is meant to end up with multiplayer.
generic: it was kinda cool
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Why don't we play Warframe?
<=RB= Daruki: Dunno if that'll be a release thing.
<=RB= Drake: I have been around Age of empires 3, and non steam games.
<=RB= Argy: We had fun with Rainbox Six Vegas 2 last night.
<=RB= Argy: A LOT of fun.
<=RB= Argy: Warframe I have just downloaded, too.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I don't have a (legit) copy >_>
<=RB= Argy: No idea how to play it yet.
<=RB= Daruki: Drake + Daruki = I can guarantee that someone is gonna mix us up at least once.
<=RB= Daruki: Warframe is free?
<=RB= Argy: What did you say, Drake? ;0)
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Drake + Daruki = FU-SION-HA!
<=RB= Daruki: Wait... Is Warframe an MMO?
Hinisstin entered chat.
<=RB= Argy: My copy was free.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Yeah, it is
<=RB= Daruki: Wait, no,
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Kinda
<=RB= Daruki: I'm thinking of Firefall.
<=RB= Drake: I am just saying I am jsut off playing non steam games
<=RB= Daruki: With the battleframes.
<=RB= Argy: It looks like a fighting kind of game, to me.
<=RB= Argy: Ah, gotcha.
<=RB= Argy: Hey Drake, did I tell you you can get an FE book as a pre-order bonus?
<=RB= Argy: I love my bonuses.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I thought of Global Agenda, but.. Different.
<=RB= Argy: Especially if they are free.
<=RB= Drake: hmm I gotta preorder it sometime
<=RB= Daruki: Heh. Do you like TF2 hats as bonuses?
generic: oh global agenda
generic: you were a game
<=RB= Argy: I most certainly DO like TF2 hats as bonuses.
<=RB= Argy: Pity none of them are.
<=RB= Daruki: Heh.
<=RB= Argy: They just jack up the price of certain games.
<=RB= Daruki: I've seen quite a few, watch the news.
<=RB= Daruki: OH
NothAU: HATS!?
<=RB= Daruki: On this note,
<=RB= Drake: Oh argy I gotta ask you about the t-shirts and stuff.
<=RB= Daruki: I have a huge question
<=RB= Daruki: Does anyone know how to...
<=RB= Daruki: Bring up the news that pops up after you quit games and manually launch Steam without doing either of those things?
<=RB= Argy: Which reminds me, anyone who doesn't own Don't Starve there is a comp on <=RB= right now to win a copy. /advertising
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: >without doing either
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: So,
<=RB= Drake: oh how do we win it?
<=RB= Argy: That little window?
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: News without quitting game?
NothAU: Scored a free copy of Don't Starve from reddit Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Nice.
<=RB= Argy: I have never hung out on Reddit. Should I start?
<=RB= Daruki: There MUST be a way to get that window up without launching then quitting a game, or restarting Steam.
<=RB= Daruki: But I haven't found it yet. >:|
<=RB= Daruki: Lol, Reddit.
NothAU: If you want
<=RB= Argy: Yeah, there is. Hang on, I will see if I remember how.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I forgot how to..
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: But I did a few times by accident..
<=RB= Daruki: As far as I've found, Reddit is even more hit-and-miss than 4chan...
NothAU: Just stay away from /r/spacedicks
NothAU: *and now we play the waiting game*
<=RB= Daruki: (In that Reddit tends to turn up really good things beyond epic GETS.)
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: At which Noth failed already
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Wink
<=RB= Daruki: ^ I'm smarter than that. Warning me against a name like that is highly effective.
<=RB= Argy: Probably just Google it. Someone will know how.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: For once, he's right
<=RB= Argy: Hey, tread carefully around my buddy NothAU. He walks softly but he carries a big gun.
<=RB= Argy: Put what country and state you are from.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: But you see, you don't need to tread carefully when you can fight from range
<=RB= Argy: Australia, New South Wales (where Sydney lives).
<=RB= Daruki: So, is NothAU actually in the north of Australia? Or is the similarity there coincidental?
<=RB= Argy: I can fight you with my Nerf arsenal.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Australia, Western Australia
<=RB= Argy: Noth USED to live in Oz.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Noth went through a tornado?!
<=RB= Argy: I always thought you were in Queensland, Criz.
<=RB= Argy: Yes. yes he did.
<=RB= Daruki: Australia*, Tasmania.
*Contested: Mainlanders think we're not real Australians.
<=RB= Argy: He has yet to click his ruby slippers together.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Nope, that's Giggles and her family
[GM] Hellreaver entered chat.
<=RB= Argy: You are Aussie to me, Dar.
<=RB= Drake: haha I never count Tasmanias as real australians
<=RB= Argy: Hello Hellreaver. How's your night going?
<=RB= Daruki: ^
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: @Daruki but secretly you are a penguin from Antarctica, trying to sneak to Australia
<=RB= Daruki: Look!
<=RB= Daruki: I just said I'm not!
<=RB= Daruki: <_<
<=RB= Argy: Penguins are cute.
<=RB= Daruki: Penguins are total badasses.
<=RB= Argy: You can dress as one in TF2 now.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Cute, badass, pick both.
<=RB= Daruki: Penguin DLC for Windhaven? Yes please.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Oh god :'D
<=RB= Argy: Stefax is a Ninja Penguin, these days.
<=RB= Daruki: "I don't need to fly! Pfft!"
<=RB= Argy: Cute AND badarse.
<=RB= Argy: I am a puppy dog.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: So we have.. 10 people?
<=RB= Argy: Except I probably have more of the personality of a dingo.
<=RB= Argy: Yes. Some are ... lurking.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I can't count because weekend
<=RB= Daruki: "3 in chat" Suuuuurrrre Steam.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: >2 in chat
<=RB= Daruki: Hahahaha.
<=RB= Daruki: So broken.
<=RB= Argy: It says 1 in chat for me.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: LIFTOFF!
<=RB= Daruki: Iiiinteresting.
<=RB= Argy: You are a pirate.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: (you know it had to be done)
<=RB= Daruki: So it's consistent at least; the bug is that it doesn't update while you're in here.
<=RB= Daruki: It just checks it as you enter.
<=RB= Argy: Want to see something that some boys made me look at the other night?
<=RB= Daruki: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Sure?
<=RB= Daruki: Oh?
[GM] Hellreaver: Well it's mid-afternoon here :P
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Want to see something that mentally scarred me about 20 mins ago?
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: (well, 10)
[GM] Hellreaver: just getting some work done
<=RB= Argy: That's what she said.
<=RB= Argy: http://www.youtuberepeater.com...ame=You+Are+a+Pirate
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Hahaha-aww :c
<=RB= Argy: I warn you - it is silly.
<=RB= Daruki: I WAS RIGHT!
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: *sings along*
<=RB= Argy: And mentally scarring ... sure, why not?
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/468930720
<=RB= Daruki: I've already seen the first 10-20 seconds of this.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Go clicky the gifs
<=RB= Argy: Apparently Liggitt is the Ninja in that clip.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Also: Dat ninja
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: @Argy, dat one with the doctors hands
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: So much nope.
generic left chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Felt kinda down about everything else,
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: But that
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: It
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: ..
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Who's up for vidya?
<=RB= Argy: Wow, that IS scary.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: The thing is,
<=RB= Argy: I hope they through the book at that loser.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: That guy's still alive too
<=RB= Argy: That train driver deserves a medal.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: ..?
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Which one is this?
<=RB= Daruki: The first one I think.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Ah
<=RB= Daruki: (I clicked two or three, I'm out.)
Hinisstin: So what's going on here?
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: (I figured that much)
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Mentally scarring things
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/468930720
<=RB= Daruki: So we should pick a game that supports lots of people and chatting.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: ^
<=RB= Daruki: Minecraft?
<=RB= Daruki: (Alternately, I can run an impromptu short RPG in here.)
<=RB= Argy: I just started a chat because I saw so many people online not playing games.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I put on my robe and wizard hat
<=RB= Argy: Do RPG!!
Hinisstin: Interesting...
<=RB= Daruki: *Ignoring Crizzly's pre-game move*
Hinisstin: Fair enough
<=RB= Argy: Everyone who doesn't want to play can ... sod off?
<=RB= Daruki: Lurk.
<=RB= Daruki: And watch shenanigans. (BRB spellchecking.)
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: And become (somewhat) important lategame.
<=RB= Argy: I should be going to sleep Hin. But don't feel like it and don't feel like playing any game that I can think of.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: (that's spelt right)
<=RB= Argy: I will toddle off soon.
<=RB= Daruki: (So discovered.)
<=RB= Argy: So this might need to be a speed RPG, or one that you don't mind me leaving.
<=RB= Daruki: So.
Hinisstin: Ahh
<=RB= Argy: I bought my first set of D&D dice the other day.
<=RB= Daruki: It'll be both.
<=RB= Argy: And a Dungeon Master screen.
<=RB= Daruki: Cool.
<=RB= Argy: Then we'll say HOORAY!!
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Just make sure you grab a log
<=RB= Daruki: Any books?
<=RB= Argy: I thought I'd just rip everything else off from online.
<=RB= Daruki: (Ah, plot generators! BRB.)
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: xD
<=RB= Daruki: Heh.
<=RB= Daruki: She makes the right call!
<=RB= Argy: I suspected.
<=RB= Argy: I have only ever played D&D once, with an old boyfriend.
<=RB= Daruki: (One sec, trying to find something.)
<=RB= Argy: (I know that's not what we're about to do, just telling a story.)
<=RB= Argy: Every time I rolled the dice he shook his head and said "That's not good".
<=RB= Argy: I seem to die or have a limb chopped off or something every five minutes.
<=RB= Argy: It WAS. NOT. FUN.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Sounds about right,
Hinisstin: Sounds very fun :P
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: *grabs a cross and starts healing Argy*
<=RB= Argy: I used to like playing Hero's Quest with my husband.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I'm just getting prepared.
<=RB= Argy: Now THAT was fun.
<=RB= Argy: Cool. I like this healing cross.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: *poke*
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: It's a.. Uh..
<=RB= Argy: It seems to work better than rubbing garlic on my neck.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Buff
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Yeah
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: >_> *pokepoke*
<=RB= Daruki: Alright.
<=RB= Daruki: Quest generators are awesome...
<=RB= Argy: Actually, in a Scotish RPG whisky would cure everything. That's how it works IRL.
<=RB= Argy: Link to generator?
<=RB= Daruki: You're all members of a small village.
<=RB= Argy: Gotcha.
<=RB= Argy: Is the village called something?
Seros Senric entered chat.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Sure
<=RB= Daruki: Inviting a friend to spectate the shenanigans.
<=RB= Argy: Hello there.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Lol Seros Big Grin
<=RB= Argy: Welcome to the Nut House.
Seros Senric: I am here to observe.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: All deez nuts
<=RB= Argy: You can play if you want.
<=RB= Daruki: The village is quite active today, everyone's out in the middle of the square.
<=RB= Argy: Why not? So far, we are in a village.
<=RB= Daruki: He already knows the nplot.
Hinisstin: This could get interesting
<=RB= Daruki: I got it from his gen.
<=RB= Daruki: The reason for this gathering is a child at the centre,
<=RB= Daruki: Talking excitedly, and not all that coherently, about something they've found.
<=RB= Argy: What is it, child? Slow down a bit and speak clearly.
<=RB= Argy: And here, have a raisin.
<=RB= Daruki: "The gem... The cave, the wizard! They're all a puzzle, but the wizard doesn't like puzzles... So he makes it not a puzzle - ooh, raisin!"
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: What are you babbling about? What wizard? What gem?
<=RB= Daruki: "Ah, but because it's not a puzzle, it's even more puzzling!"
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: ..How much is it worth?
<=RB= Argy: A puzzle that's not a puzzle, you say?
Seros Senric: (This is already amusing)
<=RB= Daruki: "The gem! In an amulet!"
<=RB= Daruki: "The wizard wants the gem, but he doesn't want the amulet."
<=RB= Daruki: "But the amulet is the gem!"
<=RB= Argy: I do like a nice, shiny amulet. Goes well with my ball gown.
<=RB= Argy: Hmmm, I wonder if he is a good wizard or a bad wizard? What do the rest of you think?
<=RB= Daruki: "They're all in the cave. Arguing. The wizard is arguing with the amulet. He wants the gem. But not the amulet..."
<=RB= Argy: Do you mean to say, child, that the amulet can talk?
<=RB= Argy: A talking amulet. I want to see that.
<=RB= Daruki: By this point, some of the villagers have heard enough, and are either splitting off to return to their chores, or are speaking against the child's ramblings.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Maybe somebody that will finally talk to me!
<=RB= Daruki: "The amulet... It didn't talk, but the wizard made it talk!"
<=RB= Argy: Really? Interesting. Surely a BAD wizard wouldn't allow an amulet to speak for itself.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: Remind me to remind you to remind me to learn from that wizard..
<=RB= Argy has changed their name to Mistress Argy.
<=RB= Daruki: "It was for the arugment..."
Mistress Argy: What colour is this amulet?
<=RB= Daruki: "The argument! It'll be over by now! I hope the wizard doesn't argue with me next! HIDE ME!"
<=RB= Daruki: (Oooh, spiffy name-change there.)
Mistress Argy: Did he see you before?
<=RB= Daruki: "He saw, yes, I found him the amulet. But he liked me."
Mistress Argy: (Why thank you.)
GM Daruki: Oh, and since I didn't define this before: The child is a boy.
Mistress Argy: I wonder why he wants the gem but not the amulet. It sounds as though he is going to do something with it.
GM Daruki: "The amulet... Save the amulet! The gem belongs to the amulet, don't let the wizard take it!"
Mistress Argy: Actually, everyone THINKS the child is a boy, because that's how she has been secretly raised.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: I'd be glad to take the amulet..
Mistress Argy: Her name is Fred. Short for Winifred.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: (ooh, a trap.. No Crizzly, what are you doing?! Don't hit on the child .-.)
Mistress Argy: So, will you take us to this amulet, Fred?
GM Daruki: XD Well, my first image of the child was a girl (if you saw the description I got, and knew a certain character, you'd have made that connection too). But that quickly got derailed, and I realised it made more sense for the child to be a boy anyway.
GM Daruki: "The amulet... Let's save it! This way!"
Mistress Argy: (Nice Ninja name change, Dar.)
GM Daruki: As Fred (extra XP for Argy for the name) takes off, the blacksmith grabs him and stops him.
Mistress Argy: Come on everybody! Come and help save this talking amulet.
GM Daruki: "Where are you going? If you can point us there, we'll go."
Greedy Crizzly: I think we have different ideas of "save"
Mistress Argy: Maybe we should take some stuff with us from the Blacksmith shop, in case this Wizard is dangerous.
Mistress Argy: I will take a poker.
GM Daruki: "The only caves I can think of near here are pretty trecherous, if you're even right about seeing all this - you seem to be a bit feverish."
Greedy Crizzly: Good idea. I'll take this shoe.
Mistress Argy: A horse shoe?
Greedy Crizzly: A boot
Mistress Argy: Just the one, Greedy? That's not like you.
Mistress Argy: Hang on, what are all those lumps under your tunic ...
Greedy Crizzly: I uh.. Filled out
Greedy Crizzly: *drops shoe*
GM Daruki: "If you lot are set on going, you can have some arms - don't waste them though. Remember we do have to defend ourselves every so often.)
GM Daruki: "*
Greedy Crizzly: Two arms!
GM Daruki: (Gah, getting stuck between speech and whispering...)
Mistress Argy: Two arms for your two arms.
Mistress Argy: That should keep you out of ... arms way.
GM Daruki: The wizard leads you to the blacksmith, where he has a nice array of identical swords.
GM Daruki: Along with some maces, shields, and some armours.
Greedy Crizzly: *begins to hoard some sword*
GM Daruki: (Extra XP for Argy now potentially retracted due to that pun... It's still hovering in the balance.)
Mistress Argy: (Aw, I wanted non-traditional weapons like poker, etc.)
Greedy Crizzly: (You still have the poker)
Mistress Argy: (Shall I roll a dice to decide my XP?)
GM Daruki: The blacksmith grabs Crizzly's arm as he reaches for his third sword. "Hey, that's enough for you. You can't use that many."
GM Daruki: "If you're after a poker, miss, I can lend you this one - I've got spare. But I don't recommend it, it's not that good as a weapon1"
GM Daruki: !*
Mistress Argy: Watch that one, blacksmith. He sells all he doesn't need to make money for pies.
Mistress Argy: I'm pretty handy with a poker, Mister. You'll see.
GM Daruki: Err, correction: The blacksmith leads you to his smithy, not the wizard to the blacksmith... <_<
<=RB= Drake left chat.
Greedy Crizzly: "Fine, I guess I'll have to borrow some daggers then"
Mistress Argy: (Yeah, I got confused by that.)
GM Daruki: (If it doesn't make sense, call it.)
Mistress Argy: (That's one gone. FIRST BLOOD!)
Greedy Crizzly: (oh, I read it as "blacksmith to smithy" .-.)
Mistress Argy: (We might want to pick up the pace.)
GM Daruki: (Also, your XP is defined as "medium-low" from this event, it's currently in the balance. Later I'll decide whether you actually get it or not.)
GM Daruki: (Yeah, probably.)
Greedy Crizzly: "Now, what's the best way to strap these daggers to my fists?"
GM Daruki: There are two others from the village, two farmers who've got their fair share of muscles.
GM Daruki: They also collect swords, and the party is ready to go.
Seros Senric: (With leather! ..>Actually, no. Strapping sharp things to your fists is a bad idea)
Greedy Crizzly: (I was gonna say glue, but I don't think we have super-glue)
Seros Senric: (You'd use an apoxy anyway)
GM Daruki: (A little bonus XP is going to the most amusing idea for giving Crizzly glove blades.)
Greedy Crizzly: "Let us make haste to taste the blood after we make waste of the enemy!"
Seros Senric: (Do I get to have xp despite being a bodiless observer?)
GM Daruki: Alright, the trip to the cave will be quick. There are five going: Argy, Crizzly, two as yet unnamed farmers, and the child.
Mistress Argy: (No XP for lurking)
GM Daruki: (^ Argy's rule in this case.)
Greedy Crizzly: (If I don't manage to despell your wandering eye, then yes)
Greedy Crizzly: (or not)
Greedy Crizzly: *begins to skip as loot falls from my tunic*
Mistress Argy: Greedy, I had some old leather gloves from home. Poke the knives through them to make yourself have blades poking out of your knuckles.
Greedy Crizzly: "Ah, thank you. You can have this.. Boot."
Mistress Argy: Just what I needed. *Argy throws boot onto rubbish heap when no one is looking.*
GM Daruki: Hmm, I'll give Crizzly the XP for the glue idea. It was the most amusing.
GM Daruki: You stand at the cave entrance. It's not very large, only two people can fit through at once.
Greedy Crizzly: "Scissors, paper, rock!"
Mistress Argy: You and Fred go first, Master Greedy.
GM Daruki: (Janken pon!)
NothAU: Daruki, to answer your question ages ago, I'm in Ontario, Canada, but I was in Melbourne
GM Daruki: Cool.
Mistress Argy: Then I will go through, then the other two villagers.
Greedy Crizzly: (I invented ScissorsPaperRock, deal with it)
Mistress Argy: That will keep me ... I mean all of us ... safe.
Greedy Crizzly: "Sounds fine to me, I'll lead the charge"
Mistress Argy: Try not to fall over backwards. A poker up the jaxy is not fun.
GM Daruki: Diving into the cave, Greedy Crizzly quickly slips on something lose and goes tumbling down to a lower level. A bit banged up, but otherwise alright. Getting up or down would be a little difficult, but you can all manage it.
Greedy Crizzly: *chuckles* How did you learn that?
Greedy Crizzly: "OH GODDAM- THIS FREAKING SWORD CUT MY LEG!"
GM Daruki: Fred stands at the top and calls "The wizard's home! Right here! All this time!"
Mistress Argy: So I heard. About the poker.
Greedy Crizzly: *Crizzly stands and throws away all of the rubbish, keeping anything of value*
Mistress Argy: I found some steps cut in to the side of the cave that seem to lead down to where Greedy is.
Mistress Argy: This way, everyone.
Seros Senric: (*a disembodied hand takes one of the thigns Crizzly dropped)
Seros Senric: (then vanishes)
Mistress Argy: Do you have anything on you that you can bandage your leg with, Greedy?
Greedy Crizzly: (You stole an apple?)
GM Daruki: As you're grabbing a crystal ball, a booming voice chimes out from everywhere: "Put my crystal ball down!"
Greedy Crizzly: *looks at a various array of cloths*
Greedy Crizzly: No, I don't
Mistress Argy: (Heh> Crizzly. Nice move> Seros.)
Mistress Argy: Is that the Wizard's voice, Fred?
GM Daruki: "Yes!" Fred beams. "Hey Mr. Wizard!"
GM Daruki: "YOU!" the voice booms out again. "You're back to harass me some more?"
Greedy Crizzly: "YES, I MEAN, NO"
GM Daruki: From the shadow, a boar wanders into view.
Mistress Argy: Fred, stand behind me, child.
Mistress Argy: We have come to see the amulet you have.
Mistress Argy: Will you show it to us. *Argy awkwardly points the poker in the direction of the Wizard*
Greedy Crizzly: *slowly bandages my wound*
Mistress Argy: I wouldn't bandage that wound with a banana skin, Mr Greedy.
GM Daruki: The voice, no longer coming from everywhere, but still echoing to create a booming effect, belongs to the boar. "The amulet... The child has requested help. You cannot have it."
GM Daruki: "I still need it, it has a rare gem in it that would make a fine power source."
Greedy Crizzly: "And would also bring a fine profit"
Mistress Argy: THIS is your Wizard, child? You failed to mention that he is also tasty.
GM Daruki: ...
GM Daruki: And here I was about to hand out XP to Argy for knowing the wizard was the boar.
GM Daruki: But she didn't...
Mistress Argy: (Yes I did. I'm in character.)
GM Daruki: Ah.
GM Daruki: More XP then.
GM Daruki: (Crizzly's not doing so well...)
Greedy Crizzly: (dammit)
Mistress Argy: Just what do you need power for?
GM Daruki: The wizard snorts at your comments, and proceeds to create a ball of wind in front of him. "Give me a good reason I shouldn't kick you out..."
Mistress Argy: (Crizzly should have lots of XP for being hilarious.)
Mistress Argy: *plants feet and faces boar* You are near our village and we want to know what your intentions are.
GM Daruki: "I'm a wizard, I can cast more spells with more power. This is also important research, it could help all wizards. I'd need someone to deliver it home, of course... Your kind don't react well to me usually."
Greedy Crizzly: *holds up a banana skin and throws it into the wind*
Mistress Argy: We may be village folk, but we are not weak.
Mistress Argy: If you don't intend to harm us, we won't harm you.
GM Daruki: "I wish no ill on the village... I'm out here studying for the sake of studying."
Mistress Argy: Where is your home.
Greedy Crizzly: So why do you not let us use it after you have finished studying?
Mistress Argy: That's a good question Master Greedy.
GM Daruki: "Ah, my other 'home' is across the ocean from here. A wizard's college. They let me study there for some time, I've since graduated."
GM Daruki: "Because you're not the only greedy one around here."
Greedy Crizzly: And so you would terrorize a small village for the sake of study?
Seros Senric: (I never saw any terrorizing...)
Greedy Crizzly: (it's not implied by the child?)
GM Daruki: "Terrorise? I've done no such thing. This Fred came exploring, and he showed me that. I asked him for it, and after much playful torment from him, he happily gave it to me. I am not even sure he's aware I'm more than a simple boar."
Mistress Argy: Fred knew you were a Wizard.
Mistress Argy: He told us so.
Greedy Crizzly: *looks at the child* I see no worth from this
GM Daruki: The boars eyes widen a little.
Mistress Argy: From what you have said, Fred actually found the amulet.
Mistress Argy: Is this not so?
GM Daruki: "Amazing. He's more aware than he appears."
Mistress Argy: What makes it yours to take?
GM Daruki: "This is true."
GM Daruki: "He gave it to me; though in his mind he was giving a pet a toy."
Mistress Argy: Maybe you could pay back Fred's kindness in giving it to you by doing something nice for our village.
Greedy Crizzly: "So, you are but his pet?"
Mistress Argy: We have been in need of a new well for some time.
Mistress Argy: The water in the other one is turning rank.
GM Daruki: "Something nice... I don't have many spells with me, but some of them may be useful. I'd consider it a fair deal to be left alone to finish my study."
Mistress Argy: Fortunately, we do not have need of a village idiot. *turns to look at Greedy*
Greedy Crizzly: *glares at the Mistress* Nor a town Drunkard
GM Daruki: The boar grimaces (as best a boar can). "The less you talk about pets, the better. This isn't the first time it's been like this, and it's rather humiliating."
GM Daruki: (Ooohhhh, low-blow by Crizzly. I may just award some XP for that...)
Mistress Argy: (Yeah, it was a good one.)
Greedy Crizzly: (Danke, as with the village idiot)
Mistress Argy: I only drink when I am ill. Or it's a holiday. Or I have guests.
Mistress Argy: Or it's the start of the week, or the end of the week, or the middle of the week.
Greedy Crizzly: So, always?
Mistress Argy: Or I am happy. Or I am sad.
Greedy Crizzly: Or it is time.
GM Daruki: "Hmm, rank water..." The wizard wanders over to a desk that has many open books on it, with many more books piled in the shelves next to it. His eyes glow slightly, and the books begin rearranging.
Mistress Argy: Not ALWAYS. Sometimes I have run out of drink.
Mistress Argy: On those occassions I must have wine instead.
Mistress Argy: That is just grape juice.
Greedy Crizzly: Fermented grape juice..
Mistress Argy: Slightly fermented grape juice.
Greedy Crizzly: (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=501742576547216&set=a.234754806579329.61790.234525306602279&type=1&theater)
GM Daruki: "Aha! Purify water... Needs... Yes, yes, yes... Ah... No." He turns to face you again "I'm lacking one thing... I just need a pearl. Usually I have one, but it seems I've lost them all. Perhaps Fred has hidden them."
Greedy Crizzly: *looks at Fred* Do you have a shiny orb?
Mistress Argy: Fred, did you use my string of pearls as marbles again?
Seros Senric: (*a disembodied hand hands Argy a bottle of vodka)
GM Daruki: XP to Crizzly for that link. Totally unrelated, but so good!
Greedy Crizzly: (*holds the hand* AHA!)
Mistress Argy: What's this? It looks like water but smells like potatos.
GM Daruki: Fred looks at you both in turn.
Greedy Crizzly: *pokes Fred*
Greedy Crizzly: Where did you play marbles?
Seros Senric: (the hand turns cold, then hot, and then tags very hard, before simply vanishing)
Mistress Argy: I shall sip it. Mmmmm it's ... doesn't taste good. None of you would like it. I'll keep it safe for later.
GM Daruki: "Marbles.. Shiny orb... Ah! I left them with the pig! The other pig!" He begins to scramble up the stairs towards the entrance. "My shiny marbles!"
Mistress Argy: Quick! Follow him.
Greedy Crizzly: *runs after Fred* My pro- The pearls!"
GM Daruki: He runs towards the village, but deviates along the way into some of the outlying farmland.
Mistress Argy: Let's hope that other pig didn't eat those pearls.
Greedy Crizzly: *continues to stay on his trail* HURRY DRUN- MISTRESS!
GM Daruki: He quickly makes his way to the cow pastures, and runs over to a stump that has a few pearls shining on it.
Greedy Crizzly: Which pig would you be talking about?
Mistress Argy: Right behind you, Idi- Greedy.
Mistress Argy: Here Greedy. Pick these up.
Greedy Crizzly: *stoops down and picks up every visible pearl*
Mistress Argy: I would but ... I might be too drunk to properly hold them.
Mistress Argy: *that and Mistress Argy feared where the pearls had been*
Mistress Argy: Why are they now dark brown in colour?
GM Daruki: Fred quickly snatches a couple as well. "Yay! Marbles!"
Mistress Argy: I'm not sure I want these pearls back.
Greedy Crizzly: *snatches the marbles from Fred and wipes them on his unic*
Greedy Crizzly: (tunic*)
Mistress Argy: Up and down brown stripes. I think you may have created a new fashion.
Mistress Argy: We shall call it a dung stripe suit.
Mistress Argy: You think it will catch on?
Greedy Crizzly: Hopefully, I can make so much from this!
GM Daruki: "Catch on... Catch on!" Fred runs back towards the village.
GM Daruki: He calls this phrase out every few seconds as he does.
Mistress Argy: You might need to do something about the smell. Anway, we should get back to the village.
Greedy Crizzly: *shrugs and walks calmyly in the direction of the village* Let's
Greedy Crizzly: (calmly*)
Mistress Argy: Now, where are Fred and the Wizard?
Greedy Crizzly: (wait..Yeah)
GM Daruki: You return to the village, and Fred is trying to convince people of a scheme called Catch Up. He's even more incoherent than normal, and no-one can understand a word he says.
GM Daruki: Some of the other children find it fun enough though.
GM Daruki: Alright guys, I'll be back in a minute or two, Skater's restarting the modem.
GM Daruki: Queue up actions while I'm gone.
Greedy Crizzly: Modem?
Greedy Crizzly: What is this modem you speak of?
GM Daruki disconnected.
Greedy Crizzly: Actions..
Greedy Crizzly: Erm..
Greedy Crizzly: I don't know what to do
Seros Senric: (a disembodied hand appears holding a stick with a cutout star shape attached to the end. It waves it around for a few seconds before disappearing)
Mistress Argy: Am I the only one that keeps seeing this hand?
Mistress Argy: I haven't had THAT much to drink today.
GM Daruki entered chat.
GM Daruki: One of the other farmers who's with you pipes up about the hand. The other one declaims any knowledge of it. "Perhaps you are both drunk..."
Greedy Crizzly: *tries to count fingers*
Greedy Crizzly: (I took 3 times to type that..)
GM Daruki: Light flashes out above you, then dims to reveal the wizard's snout. "My pearls...?"
GM Daruki: (... Ahaha. More XP for you!)
Mistress Argy: Stop counting my fingers, Greedy.
GM Daruki: ... +XP for Argy.
<=RB= Liggitt left chat.
Greedy Crizzly: *throws pieces of carrot at Argy* Sorry Mistress
Mistress Argy: (Another one down.)
Mistress Argy: Thanks for the carrots. They will go nicely in tonight's stew.
GM Daruki: The wizard speaks more loudly this time, and it booms a little even through the spell. "Could you please bring me back my pearls!?"
Mistress Argy: Greed, give the pig his pearls.
Mistress Argy: Give the greedy pig his pearls.
GM Daruki: Err, the boar is still in his cave
Greedy Crizzly: *sighs and walks over to the cave slowly* Fine..
GM Daruki: Y'know, working on the amulet while you guys aren't disturbing him.
Mistress Argy: Has anyone seen Fred?
Mistress Argy: I worry about that "boy".
Greedy Crizzly: I sure hope not
GM Daruki: "Ah, thankyou. Now, if I do this, this, and... Done! Take this piece of paper to the wall and drop it in. It'll cleanse it."
Mistress Argy: *Argy takes the paper.*
Greedy Crizzly: *snatches the paper*
Greedy Crizzly: HAH
Mistress Argy: MINE!
Greedy Crizzly: *runs off*
Mistress Argy: *a tussle ensues*
GM Daruki: The wizard looks through his portal again. "Fred seems happy playing with the other children..."
Greedy Crizzly: Damned.. Drunkard!
GM Daruki: Looking at you two, he sighs, mutters "don't break it..." and goes back to the amulet.
Mistress Argy: *argy holds up paper triumphantly*
Mistress Argy: Enough of this nonsense. I'm dropping this in the well now.
Mistress Argy: *Argy runs to well, hesitates momentarily then throws the paper in.*
Greedy Crizzly: *grumbles* still... earl..
Mistress Argy: What do we do now?
GM Daruki: The acid smell clears quickly, and the water's colour changes rapidly.
GM Daruki: The well is cleansed.
Greedy Crizzly: I wonder if people would pay for clean water..
Seros Senric: (A disembodied hand scoops up some waterr and vanishes)
GM Daruki: Ta-da!
GM Daruki: The original quest description:
GM Daruki: An insane child approaches the party with information about a valuable amulet. If they take action, they are hindered by a talking boar. Sometime during this they encounter the home of a wizard.
Mistress Argy: Now I can make a LOVELY stew. Who would like some?
Mistress Argy: Nice.
Greedy Crizzly: *raises hand* I would!
Greedy Crizzly: That's the origina? Oh god xD
GM Daruki: Smile
GM Daruki: Also, the blacksmith requests the weapons back.
Mistress Argy: Here you go. Make sure you mind your manners, wipe your mouth and STAY AWAY FROM MY CIDER. /end
Mistress Argy: Greedy has sold all his weapons.
Greedy Crizzly: *steals the cider* Thank you, this will do nicely
Mistress Argy: I have smuggled the poker back home to help with my fire. So ... erm ... w-we LOST all the weapons Mr Blacksmith. Sorry.
Mistress Argy: /fin
Mistress Argy: Nice. On that note I will be off to sleep.
GM Daruki: Ahahaha.
GM Daruki: Ah, before you go,
Greedy Crizzly: Goodnight
GM Daruki: Can I keep this party?
Mistress Argy: I'll put this chat up in the Archives. Thanks for running the RPG.
GM Daruki: I'd like to do this again sometime.
Greedy Crizzly: Big Grin
Greedy Crizzly: It was fun
Mistress Argy: Sure. I'd go again.
Seros Senric: If you do it again, I hope to be here again.
GM Daruki: Next time I'll probably start something longer-lasting.
Tsunami entered chat.
GM Daruki: Also, your 'character sheets' now say 4 bundles of XP each.
GM Daruki: I've yet to decide what this actually means.
Mistress Argy: I've never had a character sheet before.
GM Daruki: Just note it down for now.
Mistress Argy: Welcome to the group, Seros. Add me to your friends list.
GM Daruki: And then note down things like your name, title, curious abilities, etc.
Seros Senric: I shall
Greedy Crizzly has changed their name to Crizzly-Bear.
Seros Senric: Thanks for the invite
Crizzly-Bear: Do we need to put the "RB" back in?
GM Daruki: Shoot me some PMs with whatever info about your character you don't mind me having, I'm going to make a file now.
Mistress Argy has changed their name to <=RB= Argy.
<=RB= Argy: You choose whether or not to wear the <=RB=
Crizzly-Bear: Greedy Crizzly - Ma;e - still has 1 pearl - glove-swords
<=RB= Argy: All the coolest people wear it with pride.
Crizzly-Bear has changed their name to <=RB= Crizzly-Bear.
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear: (Male*)
<=RB= Argy: Good man.
Hinisstin: Aww I'm not cool >_>
GM Daruki: If you want to have any "secret past" stuff, you should probably PM it instead of putting it her.
GM Daruki: here*
<=RB= Crizzly-Bear has changed their name to <=RB=< Crizzly-Bear.
<=RB=< Crizzly-Bear: Portals :c
GM Daruki: Fish Crizzly Bear.
<=RB=< Crizzly-Bear: Always running backward
Hinisstin: *swimming* backwards
<=RB= Argy: You are cool, Hin. You are cooler with <=RB= Hinisstin. You are coolEST with <=SB= Hinisstin
Hinisstin: Haha
<=RB= Argy: Ah, I like the portals.
<=RB=< Crizzly-Bear: Danke
Seros Senric: Running away and shooting, right? Works in most things.
<=RB= Argy has changed their name to 0=RB=<=0 Argy.
GM Daruki: Oooohhh.
GM Daruki: Spiffy Argy.
0=RB=<=0 Argy: I did portals too.
<=RB=< Crizzly-Bear: Ooohh~
<=RB=< Crizzly-Bear: Smart!
0=RB=<=0 Argy: SB = Sprinting Backwards.
0=RB=<=0 Argy: Check out the group profile to learn why.
Seros Senric: ok
0=RB=<=0 Argy: Right, I am off.
0=RB=<=0 Argy: Thanks for the "game".
<=RB=< Crizzly-Bear has changed their name to 0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear.
GM Daruki: Goodnight Argy.
Hinisstin: Cya
0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear: Nighto
0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear: Thanks for the invite.
0=RB=<=0 Argy: Enjoy the rest of your Easter. I might be back on Monday night.
0=RB=<=0 Argy: No worries.
 
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Part 2:

Friday, 5 April 2013
7:20 PM - Seros Senric entered chat.
9:33 PM - faustyle entered chat.
9:34 PM - faustyle: whats upp
9:34 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Heya.
9:34 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Nothing just yet.
9:34 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Still looking for players. (Since the original two are currently MIA.)
9:35 PM - faustyle: hrm
9:36 PM - faustyle: i have no idea what to do btw. thought to mostly hang around and watch
9:36 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: That's fine, provided there are actually players to watch. :P
9:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: A quick run-down is basically: You run around a world I create, and do stuff. It's like playing a text-based adventure except anything you try will work. Well, work in the sense of you won't get "this isn't supported".
9:51 PM - <=RB= KINET1CS entered chat.
9:51 PM - <=RB= KINET1CS left chat.
9:54 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Kinetics was briefly present...
9:56 PM - ong_elvin has been invited to chat.
9:56 PM - ong_elvin entered chat.
9:57 PM - ong_elvin: greetings seros. long time no see.
9:57 PM - ong_elvin: i forgot your real name and any other monikers i may have called you by
10:00 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Hmm,
10:00 PM - Seros Senric: Oh well
10:00 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: I don't think we'll be getting anyone else.
10:01 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So, faustyle and ong: I've got a pair of male farmers that are all ready to adventure. If you're cool with taking those, that makes things a little easier on me. If not, go ahead and introduce yourselves as a new character.
10:03 PM - faustyle: I can be a farmer
10:04 PM - ong_elvin: I AM A MIGHTY FARMER
10:05 PM - ong_elvin: YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY PITCHFORK-MANCY
10:06 PM - Seros Senric: You're more likely to have a hoe.
10:06 PM - ong_elvin: FEAR MY HOES, BITCHES
10:06 PM - faustyle: Pitches and hoes
10:07 PM - ong_elvin: oh god, faustyle you are one deadly farmer
10:08 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Alright. So a quick fill-in of what's come before: The village you're from (which is unnamed as yet) had one of the children talking about a wizard in a cave out of town. So you two along with two others took up arms that you borrowed from the blacksmith and headed out. You found the wizard, who turned out to just want to work on trying to figure out how to use a gem in an amulet as a power source. Also he's a boar. The child gave the amulet to the wizard as a gift, thinking of the boar as a pet. So the wizard was asked to do something helpful for the village - clean the water supply. For this he needed his pearls, so you retrieved those, and the water was cured. The wizard, at last check, was still working on his gem. The child (Fred) is in the village again (after having let on that he borrowed the pearls to play marbles).
10:08 PM - faustyle: My beets are the illest
10:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The wizard is called Willy. And Fred is (somewhat) insane.
10:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (You returned the weapons after you got back.)
10:10 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Also, I promise you won't encounter another Wall of Text.
10:10 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: One's enough per game.
10:10 PM - ong_elvin: Tie up Fred to a chair an interrogate him about the whereabouts of the Wizard. Torture him with waterboarding if he refuses to answer or insists he doesn't know.
10:10 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You know how to get to the wizard without needing to do that.
10:11 PM - ong_elvin: oh god, this is a group game of Zork isn't it.
10:11 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No?
10:11 PM - ong_elvin: but it'll funciton like Zork yeah?
10:11 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Heading to the wizard is a pretty good idea - you hear a loud boom coming from his direction.
10:12 PM - ong_elvin: wat, nobody even said to go in that direction
10:12 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Hence you haven't.
10:12 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: But it's a pretty good idea.
10:12 PM - ong_elvin: oh, okay.
10:12 PM - faustyle: what if we...
10:12 PM - faustyle: go the opposite direction
10:12 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: If you really wish.
10:12 PM - ong_elvin: he'll just railroad us and make the quest in that direction
10:12 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No,.
10:13 PM - 0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear entered chat.
10:13 PM - 0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear: 'lo Bob
10:13 PM - ong_elvin: what does it look like in the opposite directoin?
10:13 PM - ong_elvin: and what's in the direction of the loud boom?
10:13 PM - faustyle: Also... look around.
10:13 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Away from wizard's cave: A fair bit of farmland. After that it leads into a forest.
10:13 PM - 0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear: (oh yeah, am lurking)
10:14 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Towards wizard's cave: Well, apart from that, there's also a mountain. There are quite a few caves around the base of it.
10:14 PM - faustyle: Check... inventory
10:15 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Look around: The village is pretty sleepy right now, after the Fred-fuelled adventure of yesterday. (Not that most of them participated.) Well, 'sleepy'. Most of the residents are working their fields, apart from you few who've got the spark of adventure in you now.
10:15 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: What do you want to have in your inventory?
10:15 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (You don't currently have a pack, so your inventory is your pockets and your hands. And, if you want to be creative, your teeth, between legs, etc.)
10:16 PM - faustyle: So we gave all out weapons back
10:16 PM - faustyle: I guess I got nothin'
10:16 PM - ong_elvin: what am i holding between my legs?
10:16 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Yes. The village does have to defend itself occasionally. You'd be able to borrow swords again if you want, and perhaps convince the blacksmith to let you keep it.
10:16 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: ... I'm not answering that.
10:16 PM - ong_elvin: am i a girl or boy or man or woman?
10:17 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The farmers are both men. You can change this if you wish, since this was never really important.
10:17 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (So pick your fluff values and then quit metagaming!)
10:17 PM - ong_elvin: a magical door teleports me to a faroff mystery land of strangeness. i get a sex change operation. the magical door then teleports me back through time and space to the same spot i departed from.
10:17 PM - Seros Senric: (And I'm a mysterious disembodied hand that appears and disappeares. Mysteriously.)
10:17 PM - ong_elvin: I am now a woman.
10:18 PM - ong_elvin: or girl.
10:18 PM - faustyle: GEORGE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
10:18 PM - 0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear: (^ Seros, this again? xD)
10:18 PM - ong_elvin: i am no longer George, but George the Girl.
10:18 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: +1 bundle of XP to ong for the creative way of handling that. (You mean still.)
10:18 PM - faustyle: Well, alright George the girl.
10:19 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (George, not Geroge... What have I been typing? o_0)
10:20 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So anyway.
10:22 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Fred has come up to you since the boom, and started rambling:
"The boom from the boar, the piggy's probably hurt! The argument amulet... He needs help!"
With this, Fred rushes off towards Willy's cave.
10:22 PM - faustyle: Lets go find that insane kid
10:22 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You found him. Smile
10:23 PM - ong_elvin: wat the... argument amulet?
10:23 PM - ong_elvin: so like an argument about the amulet, or as in Amulet of Argument?
10:23 PM - ong_elvin: hmm...
10:23 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The wizard was working on an amulet with a gem in it. Fred was convinced the wizard was arguing with it.
10:23 PM - ong_elvin: and the wizard IS the pig, right?
10:23 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Yes.
10:24 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Well, boar. I'm not sure if that's a kind of pig.
10:24 PM - faustyle: I bet a wizard pig would be great for our farm
10:24 PM - 0<=RB=<0 Crizzly-Bear left chat.
10:24 PM - ong_elvin: hmm... good point
10:24 PM - ong_elvin: let's go hunt that wizard boar down.
10:24 PM - ong_elvin: where's the Blacksmith.
10:25 PM - ong_elvin: we need nets or something, we want it alive.
10:25 PM - Seros Senric: Last time you just went up and talked to it
10:25 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You head over to the blacksmith (I haven't mapped out the village yet, either..).
10:25 PM - faustyle: No weapons, dont wanna carve him up till we get him back
10:25 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "You want nets? I don't make nets - I work with metal, and nets are made of rope."
10:26 PM - faustyle: Can you make a cage?
10:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He calls out to a house up the street, and a middle-aged couple come out a minute later, bearing a fishing net.
10:26 PM - ong_elvin: no, a cage would be bulky and heavy to carry
10:26 PM - ong_elvin: we want a net
10:27 PM - faustyle: How bout a club or something, to knock that hog out
10:27 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: As he gets closer, the male lifts up the net and asks "Will this do?"
10:28 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: At the mention of a hog, the blacksmith's eyebrows go up. "Wait, what are you trying to do?"
10:28 PM - Seros Senric: (Going against a talking boar wizard (that can tell when you are coming) seems like a really bad idea)
10:28 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (I wasn't going to tell them that.)
10:28 PM - Seros Senric: (sorry)
10:29 PM - faustyle: This was a great idea, George
10:29 PM - faustyle: MAGIC pig
10:29 PM - ong_elvin: wait, do our characters know this?
10:29 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Yes.
10:29 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (Ah, sorry about that.)
10:29 PM - faustyle: Dammit
10:29 PM - Seros Senric: They talked to the baor and helped him out last session.
10:29 PM - ong_elvin: okya. then i respond with an awkward pause
10:29 PM - ong_elvin: "
10:30 PM - ong_elvin: "we are... uh... testing a trap. in case more magical monsters appear."
10:30 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: I already told you the wizard is a boar, and you know he can scry - and does so at random. So he'll probably see you coming.
10:30 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The wife of the fisherman asks "more? We've had monsters here?"
10:30 PM - ong_elvin: wait, i thought the intro implied that this had happened before
10:30 PM - ong_elvin: okay, no to that.
10:31 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: They were present at the beginning of Fred's rambling, but left early on, discrediting it as foolishness.
10:31 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Whether they're aware of what happened after, you don't know.
10:31 PM - faustyle: "That kid is a pretty annoying little monster"
10:31 PM - Seros Senric: (Besides, nobody seemed to think a talking boar was at all strange)
10:32 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The blacksmith laughs at this, saying "but he's not magic".
10:33 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The fisherman's wife is close to running off to start gossiping. You hear her muttering things about "danger these days" and "magic! bah!", but she doesn't look like she thinks it's all a lie.
10:33 PM - ong_elvin: "i was being dramatic when i said 'magical' and 'monsters'"
10:34 PM - ong_elvin: hmm... suspicious behaviour.
10:34 PM - ong_elvin: i say we tail that girl. and bring the net with us.
10:34 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: She's not gone yet. And she still has (half of) the net.
10:35 PM - ong_elvin: well we'll take the other half off the husband if he'll lend it to us.
10:35 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The blacksmith laughs again, and goes back to his work. "Well, you lot look like you're having fun, and I imagine I'm not needed. I'll see what I can do about a cage in any case."
10:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The pair of them give you the ONE net that they were BOTH holding, and the fisherman goes back to his house. His wife jogs up the road to another house and goes inside, already chattering.
10:37 PM - faustyle: That was easy
10:37 PM - faustyle: Let's go catch that pig
10:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (You both agreed on this?)
10:40 PM - faustyle: I thought we did
10:40 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Well, you were, but I'm not certain now.
10:40 PM - ong_elvin: didn't the wife run off?
10:40 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: She did. To a house where she was chatting to another woman.
10:40 PM - ong_elvin: let's stalk her a bit.
10:41 PM - ong_elvin: quietly. just out of sight
10:41 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Right. You two pick a direction together.
10:41 PM - ong_elvin: hmm...
10:42 PM - ong_elvin: i'd like to stalk the fisherman's wife.
10:42 PM - ong_elvin: in a totally non-rapist way
10:42 PM - faustyle: Ill go with thattt\
10:42 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Right.
10:44 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You two head up the road, and stand nearby the house in an inconspicuous way. Inside the house, you can hear at least three woman chattering quite quickly at each other, discussing many of the few events that go on around here. You two, your other two party members and Fred turn up in the conversation a lot, including the phrases "magic" and "monsters". They're thinking up crazy theories about what you found in the cave out of town. None of those theories involve a boar.
10:44 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Though wizards do get mentioned a few times.
10:46 PM - faustyle: Like there are more wizards?
10:46 PM - faustyle: who might also be farm animals?
10:47 PM - ong_elvin: oh god. we're being watched by magic farm animals
10:47 PM - ong_elvin: we thought it was us who domesticated them, but it's like the Hitchhiker's Guide and the mice!
10:47 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: I don't think you want to fuel their speculation...
10:47 PM - faustyle: If we gather them all up, we can start... HOGwarts, hurr.
10:47 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: ...
10:47 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: +1 bundle of XP to fau for that pun.
10:48 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (For reference, you two got 2 bundles last game just for being present. The other two party members got 4 each.)
10:49 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Oh, and to answer your question: They aren't discussing the possibility of wizards in the village, only in the cave.
10:49 PM - ong_elvin: hmm...
10:50 PM - ong_elvin: so just ordinary gossip
10:50 PM - faustyle: I still want to try and catch that magic pig. Maybe it can enchant our crops and make magic corn and all that
10:50 PM - ong_elvin: my curiousity is satisfied.
10:50 PM - ong_elvin: let's go look for that magic pig
10:51 PM - faustyle: AGREED
10:52 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You head out the village towards the cave. Along the way you find a pearl in a pasture next to the road, sitting on a stump. You can take it with you if you wish. Quite quickly, you reach the entrance to his cave that is barely big enough for two to walk through at once.
10:52 PM - <=RB= Eagle- entered chat.
10:52 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Evening Eagle.
10:52 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: Hello!
10:53 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "Suddenly an eagle soars overhead of the party." (That doesn't really happen. Yet.)
10:53 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: Wat is going on in here? Anything?
10:53 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: An RPG.
10:53 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Currently, ong and faustyle are attempting to catch a boar who is also a wizard.
10:53 PM - ong_elvin: greetings eagle.
10:54 PM - ong_elvin: you can join us.
10:54 PM - ong_elvin: we're off to see the bo-ar, the magical bo-ar of cave!
10:54 PM - Seros Senric: Goodnight peoples.
10:54 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Goodnight Seros.
10:54 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: I have never played DnD paper before, ohh golly.
10:54 PM - ong_elvin: (who is also a wizard, but not of Oz)
10:54 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: There's no system present.
10:54 PM - ong_elvin: come join us! he's running it like a game of Zork
10:55 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (I say again: It's not meant to be like Zork. Well, maybe it is - I've never actually got around to playing Zork.)
10:55 PM - ong_elvin: you are running it like a very complex Zork, at least thus far. end of discussion on this.
10:56 PM - Seros Senric disconnected.
10:56 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Agreed. Back to the cave. Can I assume you're entering?
10:57 PM - faustyle: I'll go first
10:57 PM - faustyle: if we cant fit
10:57 PM - faustyle: and I took the pearl
10:57 PM - ong_elvin: faustyle, be gentle... i don' know if this is my first time!
10:58 PM - ong_elvin: (blush blush)
10:58 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You can fit side-by-side. And walk at the same time. But you can't fit three without having to squeeze. Of course, you don't have to worry about that.
10:58 PM - faustyle: You liar. This isnt your first pig hunt
10:58 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Walking through, you find yourself almost immediately on top of a rockslide. But since you remember what it was like here, you take the stairs that are half carved out, half built in, down the side.
10:58 PM - ong_elvin: i think one at a time is better for arm space in case it's needed.
10:59 PM - ong_elvin: do we have a light source?
10:59 PM - ong_elvin: i light a torch or lantern. whatever we have.
10:59 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Do you want to have a light source? I'll assume you thought to pick one up.
10:59 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The cave isn't dark enough to warrant it though. Especially on the level below, since it's lit up by an unknown light source.
11:00 PM - ong_elvin: okay, scrap the light source for now, but we still have torches on hand if we need them.
11:01 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy the wizard lumbers out from one end of the cavern which is obscured by darkness. "Hello again, you've interrupted my research to request something else of me?"
11:01 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: 'What is in this cave?'
11:01 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "I'm close to cracking the amulet now - oh, are you here to take Fred off my hands? He hasn't managed to wreck anything yet. Yet."
11:02 PM - ong_elvin: "oh hi Willy, we heard some wives talking about more magical boars. have you met any?
11:02 PM - faustyle: Whisper whisper to ong "You distract him and I'll sneak up on the porker and throw the net on him"
11:02 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "My home, also my lab and library. As you can see by the many books, unhelpfully tossed around..."
11:02 PM - ong_elvin: i am already doing that, faustyle
11:02 PM - faustyle: I casually sidestep around the room to behind the magic pig
11:03 PM - faustyle: wait how big is this pig
11:03 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "I'm not aware of any other 'magical boars' around here. And to clear up confusion: I'm a wizard, I'm not magical."
11:03 PM - faustyle: Jesus chris,t this pig can read my actions and thoughts
11:03 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He's not huge, but he is about waist height.
11:03 PM - ong_elvin: "well when you're a boar, you're certainly magical to some extent"
11:04 PM - faustyle: nevermind, misread
11:04 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: "I'm hungry, I say dear wizard of non magical how much for the boar?"
11:04 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "No. I've simply mastered casting some very handy spells to counter my lack of hands and proper tongue."
11:04 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: @Eagle: To clarify: The wizard IS the boar.
11:05 PM - ong_elvin: you did not mention that he had no hands or tongue.
11:05 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He's. A. Boar.
11:05 PM - faustyle: So
11:05 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: "Lets eat him!" Big Grin
11:05 PM - faustyle: I start unravelling the net and give ong a bunch of signals to get ready
11:05 PM - ong_elvin: wait... so is he a shapeshifting wizard, or an ACTUAL BOAR?
11:05 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He is actually a boar.
11:06 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: That can talk.
11:06 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy makes a face that looks something like annoyance. "Do I have to get rid of you as well as the child?"
11:06 PM - ong_elvin: That can talk, yes. Good job eagle
11:06 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: That talks using a spell. That he can cast just by thinking.
11:06 PM - faustyle: "NOW!" I pounce and try to wrap the boar up and tangle him in the net
11:07 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Fred, in the meantime, has come bouncing out from the darkness that leads into the house holding a couple of miscellaneous objects in his hands, scattering them around.
11:07 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy crumples under your weight, rolling to his side. He growls, and zaps you (faustyle).
11:08 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "Get OFF me!"
11:08 PM - ong_elvin: wait, wat. how'd he escape the net.
11:08 PM - faustyle: Uhhhhh... roll to... dodge zap
11:08 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He didn't...
11:08 PM - ong_elvin: oh, okay then.
11:08 PM - ong_elvin: pull up the net and question him wiht some bogus charge
11:08 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: ... If you wish. Roll d20 to beat 18.
11:08 PM - faustyle: "What are you doing, standing there, ong!?"
11:08 PM - faustyle: how do i roll
11:08 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: One sec,
11:09 PM - faustyle: damn, those are slim chances
11:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
11:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Somewhat limited.
11:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It's a magical shock. I'm not going to make it easy to 'dodge'.
11:09 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
11:09 PM - ong_elvin: "We think you are behind Fred's strange behaviour. What do you know of this?"
11:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: ^ High-fibve!
11:09 PM - <=RB= Eagle-: ohh... too late.
11:09 PM - faustyle: I rolled a 15..
11:09 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Right. You get zapped enough to hurt and make you spasm just a little.
11:09 PM - faustyle: do i have like special farming skills
11:09 PM - faustyle: to help me dodge
11:09 PM - faustyle: cause i work in the fields all day and junk
11:10 PM - ong_elvin: so.... what does the boar know of Fred's strange behaviour?
11:11 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It's a magical shock. You're not dodging it. You're negating it. And you're not getting a bonus to that.
Willy squirms for a moment, then gives up. "No, he was like that when he met me - that was when he gave me the amulet, then proceded to ask you lot to get it back."
11:11 PM - faustyle: GIVES UP?
11:11 PM - faustyle: "We did it!"
11:11 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "Now, if you want to keep your net, I suggest letting me out of it now."
11:11 PM - ong_elvin: oh come on,that's weak.
11:11 PM - faustyle: I couldnt care less about the kid. I just caught a magic pig.
11:11 PM - ong_elvin: lol
11:12 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "I imagine the fisherman wouldn't be very happy if you didn't return it."
11:12 PM - faustyle: Unless the magic shock.. did something to me
11:12 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No lasting effect. Just a short zap.
11:12 PM - ong_elvin: hmm... i'm internally conflicted. it's magical. but it's just a boar. but it's a magical wizard boar. but it's jus ta boar.
11:12 PM - faustyle: I get up off the pig and grab a fistful of net. "Lets drag this sucker back to our magic farm"
11:13 PM - ong_elvin: follow faustyle's lead
11:13 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The boar grunts in a sighing way, then begins forming a ball of fire in front of him. "So I'll light the net up then, shall I?"
11:13 PM - ong_elvin: pretend to have gone crazy like Fred
11:13 PM - faustyle: I punch the pig in the head
11:14 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You start dragging him out of the wave towards the stairs, beginning something of a ramble-
11:14 PM - faustyle: "You lost!"
11:14 PM - ong_elvin: "We got the amulet back for Fred and we got the thieving git"
11:14 PM - faustyle: "Accept it"
11:14 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy grunts again, then immediately sets fire to the entire net, turning it to ash in seconds.
11:14 PM - faustyle: I guess my hand is... super burnt and messed up?
11:15 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He then zaps you both, enough to immobilise you, and runs back to Fred. "You, boy! I cannot believe I'm asking this, but could you please take care of them!"
11:15 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No. Your hands are unaffected.
11:15 PM - ong_elvin: aww... stupid pig
11:16 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Fred looks at Willy strangely for a second, then tries to jump on his back. Willy makes sure he misses. At this, he begins growling quite loudly. "GEEEETTT OOUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
11:16 PM - faustyle: "We... shoulda seen if they had a magic net instead of a fish net.."
11:16 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He adds a large lightning show for effect, and begins advancing on you all.
11:16 PM - faustyle: COME AT ME HOG
11:16 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Fred gets scared, and runs outside screaming.
11:16 PM - faustyle: I arm myself with my... pearl
11:17 PM - faustyle: that i found
11:17 PM - faustyle: off that stump
11:17 PM - faustyle: like 5 paragraphs ago
11:18 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Some of the components on the floor rise up and gather in front of Willy. He swirls them around into one, then they vanish with a little pop. You both begin rising off the floor.
11:18 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You have a pearl equipped. It doesn't really do anything.
11:18 PM - ong_elvin: "okay, we'll leave. but we'll be back if our investigations point us back here."
11:19 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: With that, he drops you at the entrance, saying "First, you could go and take care of the child. Though I don't like your chances at that."
11:19 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He stalks back off into the dark area.
11:19 PM - faustyle: I... think this plan is working
11:19 PM - faustyle: we might be tiring him out
11:20 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Well, what next?
11:21 PM - faustyle: I chase after the pig and jump on him while his back is turned
11:21 PM - faustyle: I'm a pig farmer, a magic pig is like my holy grail
11:21 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Without the net, he does better this time. He drops and rolls to land you underneath him, then shocks you quite hard.
11:21 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: If you really wish, you can try to reflex out of that.
11:22 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (The rolling, not the shock. That'll miss if you get out.)
11:22 PM - faustyle: Im gonna shove this pearl up his magic snout
11:22 PM - faustyle: Uhhh.. what do i have to roll
11:22 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: 50% chance.
11:22 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Pick anything that meets that.
11:22 PM - faustyle: ok
11:22 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (Higher half is success.)
11:22 PM - faustyle: rolled a 12 out of 20
11:23 PM - ong_elvin: i am loving this craziness.
11:23 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Right. You manage to prevent him from rolling on top of you, and his shock dissipates into the stone.
11:23 PM - faustyle: So yeah, shove pearl up magic snout
11:24 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You do so. He struggles around, gets up, and sneezes it out.
11:24 PM - faustyle: Try an elbow drop on this mystic... swine
11:25 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You try this, but he's rock solid. You see he turned to stone long enough to make your effort futile. And a little painful.
11:25 PM - faustyle: then a sleeper chokehold
11:25 PM - faustyle: oh jeez
11:25 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He does this again. It doesn't hurt you that time.
11:25 PM - faustyle: well now we can just roll him back to our farm
11:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He's raising components from shelves, drawers, and those scattered from the floor, to cast his various spells.
11:26 PM - ong_elvin: OH SHIT NIGGA
11:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He faces you, and sets you alight. Your clothes are unaffected.
11:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (He's been doing this with the components for a while now.)
11:26 PM - faustyle: WAIT WHAT
11:26 PM - faustyle: so I'm on fire, but my clothes arent?
11:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Yes.
11:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It's magical fire.
11:26 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So you're hurting, but at least your clothes aren't melting on to you.
11:26 PM - faustyle: I.... scream and cry cause im on freaking fire
11:27 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He puts it out.
11:27 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "Now, get OUT of my home!"
11:27 PM - faustyle: I go into shock cause of my magic burns
11:27 PM - ong_elvin: "okay"
11:27 PM - ong_elvin: "but fix up faustyle first"
11:28 PM - faustyle: magic shock
11:28 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He brings up a few components, and hovers them there while lifting components all around the room, then putting them back down.
11:28 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He then remembers where he sneezed the pearl to, and picks that up and combines it with the others. A piece of paper appears where they vanished, and he puts that onto faustyle
11:29 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Over the course of a few seconds, all faustyle's injuries go. Including a few old scars.
11:29 PM - faustyle: I pounce on willy again.
11:29 PM - faustyle: nah just kidding
11:29 PM - faustyle: shiot
11:29 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Smart decision.
11:29 PM - faustyle: "Let's... get out of here... and take that kid with us."
11:29 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Fred's already a long time gone.
11:30 PM - faustyle: "Well.. looks like he's gone. Lets also fuck off now"
11:30 PM - faustyle: Traumatized by the magic fire
11:30 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy grabs another few things and opens a scrying portal. You can see Fred talking very quickly to some of the villagers about the evil wizard who scared him.
11:30 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy sighs again and turns to you. "Right. Fix the mess you've made, please."
11:30 PM - ong_elvin: oh god.
11:31 PM - ong_elvin: "how do you suggest we do that?"
11:31 PM - ong_elvin: "in fact, everyone thinks he's crazy and doesn't believe him in the first place"
11:31 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "By explaining what went on down here. Namely, that you two ATTACKED ME. And Fred got caught in the crossfire."
11:31 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "Ah, you may be right about that... But I'd rather you make sure it gets set straight."
11:32 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Some of them actually seem to be listening to him this time, though there are still those claiming he's fibbing.
11:32 PM - ong_elvin: "but why does it matter to you? you don't exactly meet with other people in tow-OH GOD DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?!?!"
11:32 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (You guys are f***ing masters at relations, by the way.)
11:32 PM - faustyle: "I think the kid is damn right to be afraid of you, fire pig"
11:33 PM - ong_elvin: (yes. yes we are. i wonder what will happ[enw hen the original players return for the next chapter)
11:33 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "I don't know what you're implying.. But the problem is not me going there, but more of you coming here to hunt me. The less the villagers hate or fear me, the more peace I can get."
11:33 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (I'm going to say "interesting" and leave it at that.)
11:33 PM - faustyle: (I don't know what that means, are you being sarcastic?)
11:33 PM - ong_elvin: (also what faustyle said)
11:34 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Both.
11:34 PM - ong_elvin: i remember when i ran a Zork in an IRC channel
11:34 PM - ong_elvin: some guy kept wanting to pick up leaves and do stuff with them
11:34 PM - ong_elvin: he thought they were really important.
11:35 PM - ong_elvin: jumping on them, pooping on them, throwing them around, stuffing his pockets witht hem, eatign lthe leaves.
11:35 PM - ong_elvin: yeah, a whole lotta stuff.
11:35 PM - ong_elvin: it was like 40mins of just the leaves
11:35 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So. You going to keep hanging around the angered wizard, or head off now?
11:36 PM - faustyle: Starts plotting out how to be better prepared next time he tries to catch the pig
11:36 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Willy, in the meantime, has wandered over to the amulet on the desk, and has picked it up again. It's cracked now.
11:36 PM - faustyle: "Oh yeah, we'll leave.. for.. now"
11:36 PM - ong_elvin: what faustyle said
11:36 PM - ong_elvin: "let's go"
11:36 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: "You two are not welcome here anymore, unless accompanied by those you came with before."
11:36 PM - faustyle: Did I get experience for taking on a magic fire pig
11:36 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: ... Yeah, why not.
11:36 PM - ong_elvin: lol
11:37 PM - faustyle: Can I spend experience to like up my magic resistance
11:37 PM - ong_elvin: lol
11:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No. XP currently has no use.
11:37 PM - faustyle: shit
11:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: I'm still trying to decide what it'll be.
11:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (You both got one bundle each.)
11:37 PM - faustyle: Fat chance keeping me from coming back with no DOOR
11:37 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So you're headed back to the village?
11:37 PM - ong_elvin: yes.
11:37 PM - faustyle: Yeah I guess
11:37 PM - ong_elvin: let's roll that kid.
11:38 PM - ong_elvin: (i am in fits over that line i just wrote)
11:38 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: By the time you get there, a few people are mustering a little army to go hunt the boar, while your two old party members are desperately trying to convince them he's not evil - there must be a good reason why he scared poor Fred.
11:39 PM - faustyle: Uhh.. I like this. I kinda wanna incite an angry mob
11:39 PM - ong_elvin: "Gaiz. Gaiz. Like, listen up."
11:39 PM - faustyle: I really want to get that pig..
11:39 PM - faustyle: But this is definitely going against what you have set uppp
11:39 PM - ong_elvin: "there is no magic boar. it's a magical fire PIG. a PIG. P-I-G. PIG"
11:40 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It's still your choice...
11:40 PM - faustyle: "We need a MAGIC net"
11:40 PM - faustyle: "The fishing net worked pretty good for a second so a magic net or a enchanted cage"
11:40 PM - ong_elvin: oh god, let's lead the whole town to their death. Big Grin
11:40 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Maybe you'll get lucky, maybe he'll have packed up and run.
11:41 PM - faustyle: "The pig tried to tread on that poor poor child"
11:41 PM - faustyle: "and trample him"
11:41 PM - faustyle: Doesnt actually care about the kid
11:42 PM - ong_elvin: "we chased it away though. Fred's safe now. but it's like, magical and cursed or something. we couldn't hold it. we need a magical net."
11:43 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The crowd, now well fed with hate for the 'pig', starts making some noise and holding weapons high. Shouts of "let's get it!" are the most frequent.
11:43 PM - ong_elvin: "or a magical trap. or a magical something."
11:43 PM - ong_elvin: (yeesssssss.... it'
11:43 PM - faustyle: crap, I dont want them to kill the pig though
11:43 PM - ong_elvin: it's now a pig... excellleennnnttttt)
11:43 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Unfortunately, the town has no spellcasters.
11:43 PM - faustyle: I just want a magic pig farm
11:43 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So no magic here apart from Willy himself.
11:44 PM - faustyle: Check if the blacksmith is finished working on that cage
11:44 PM - ong_elvin: "gaiz, we need magic to catch the magic pig. does anybody know where we can get magic stuff?"
11:45 PM - faustyle: "Yeah, have any of you villagers heard of some... quest or something"
11:45 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The blacksmith hasn't even started work on the cage - he didn't realise you needed it immediately, he figured your testing could wait.
11:45 PM - faustyle: Cause villagers have to know some quests..
11:46 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Some of the women pipe up about the traders that (very rarely) come through and tell of great glory and heroics all over the world, but they don't know about anything happening near here.
11:46 PM - faustyle: Is the forest a magic forest
11:46 PM - faustyle: maybe with magic... weapons
11:46 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Do you want to go find out?
11:47 PM - faustyle: wait
11:47 PM - faustyle: there were a bunch of caves in the mountain
11:47 PM - faustyle: In The Hobbit, they found magic swords in a cave
11:47 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Quite.
11:47 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: That also puts you closer to the wizard.
11:48 PM - faustyle: Wanna check out those caves, ong?
11:48 PM - ong_elvin: i think there was a forest in the opposite direction wasn't there?
11:48 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Yes.
11:49 PM - ong_elvin: we could check ithat out first.
11:49 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The forest fau just mentioned.
11:49 PM - faustyle: Ok
11:49 PM - ong_elvin: i don't think you'd enjoy getting roasted again
11:49 PM - faustyle: I'm on a personal mission to catch that pig now. and this time it's personal
11:49 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The villagers ignored your warnings and are beginning to march on the cave.
11:49 PM - faustyle: wait
11:49 PM - faustyle: that didnt make sense
11:49 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: I thought that was intentional.
11:50 PM - faustyle: So the villagers will probably all be dead when we get back?
11:50 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Not likely - they don't pose much more threat than you did (small doorway), and he didn't kill you.
11:51 PM - faustyle: Ummm
11:51 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He is out of pearls again though.
11:51 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Fred has the rest of them.
11:51 PM - faustyle: "Villagers! wait till we get some more equipment. That hell pig is strong. We need to prepare for this."
11:52 PM - ong_elvin: i wanna see if there's anything in the forest that can help us get that forest.
11:52 PM - faustyle: Yeah, lets go to the forest
11:52 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The villagers continue to ignore you, marching towards the cave, led by the blacksmith.
11:52 PM - ong_elvin: if the villagers are too stupid to listent o us, we'll just let them go about their pighunt
11:52 PM - faustyle: I still dont know what those pearls are
11:52 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: They're just pearls. The wizard collected them a while ago, and then Fred borrowed them.
11:52 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: He uses them for healing magic.
11:53 PM - faustyle: good to know
11:53 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: And he's out of them...
11:54 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You approach the forest. You hear the familiar sounds of forest life, and see just a few creatures moving.
11:54 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It's got to evening now, so some are just going to bed, and some are just waking up. And not all of them are in their element yet. Hence why you see anything at all.
11:54 PM - ong_elvin: oh god, horriblwe thought. what if the villagers chase away the magic pig? then where will we get a magic pig from after that?
11:54 PM - ong_elvin: oh well, let's just search the forest or something now
11:55 PM - faustyle: That pig doesnt have anyone to help mhim move all his stupid books and stuff
11:55 PM - faustyle: I think hell stay there
11:55 PM - ong_elvin: let's make camp for the ngiht, i don't feel like walking back home.
11:55 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You enter the forest, searching around, but you don't find anything obviously magical, or even out-of-place.
11:55 PM - ong_elvin: we will make camp and sleep in the forest tonight.
11:56 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Ok.
11:56 PM - ong_elvin: maybe somethign will happen in the night.
11:56 PM - faustyle: Yup
11:56 PM - faustyle: gathering wood and stuff like that for a camp fire
11:57 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: And a fire you will have. You set up camp, and then once it gets fully dark, head to bed for the night.
11:57 PM - ong_elvin: zzzzz
11:57 PM - ong_elvin: zzzzz
11:58 PM - ong_elvin: we sleep. there is no hanky panky or anything.
11:58 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Nope.
11:58 PM - faustyle: i was about to ask
11:58 PM - ong_elvin: George the Girl is also George the Almost Certainly Chaste
11:59 PM - faustyle: youre wasting that sex change
11:59 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: I'm not putting that down.
11:59 PM - <=RB= Argy entered chat.
11:59 PM - ong_elvin: i may or may not sleep in provocative poses.
11:59 PM - <=RB= GM Daruki: ANYWAY
Saturday, 6 April 2013
12:00 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The morning comes. No night encounters, or thieves.
12:00 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (Evening Argy.)
12:00 AM - faustyle: no forest fires?
12:00 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Nope. You guys are smarter than that.
12:00 AM - ong_elvin: and George the Girl's breasts may expose themselves as they sleep, and the skirt may ride a bit high durign the tossing and turning of sleep
12:00 AM - faustyle: maybe
12:01 AM - ong_elvin: so yeah. Goerge the Almost Certainly Chaste.
12:01 AM - ong_elvin: we don't know what happened in the other far-off land.
12:01 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (Which other far-off land..?)
12:01 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Oh.
12:02 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Right.
12:02 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So, morning. You continue searching for magical stuff?
12:02 AM - faustyle: Hell yes
12:03 AM - ong_elvin: nothing happened in the ngiht. bummer. but at least you're not just shoehorning events in.
12:03 AM - <=RB= Argy: I just fell asleep while trying to enter the <=RB= chat room.
12:03 AM - ong_elvin: any interesting locations in the forest?
12:03 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Not particularly. There are some mighty amazing old trees, do you count them as interesting?
12:03 AM - faustyle: Are they magic trees?
12:03 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: @Argy: Iiiinteresting.
12:03 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No, they are not magical. They're just old.
12:04 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: How much sleep are you running on now?
12:04 AM - ong_elvin: do the trees have any markings on their bark?
12:04 AM - <=RB= Argy: I think it's ... negative 24 hours.
12:04 AM - ong_elvin: any pools of water here or elsewhere?
12:05 AM - <=RB= Argy: Or something like that.
12:05 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Apart from those of the animals that climb them, no.
12:05 AM - ong_elvin: pools of water?
12:05 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So still quite far behind. And yet you cannot rest yet?
12:05 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: There aren't any exceptionally deep pools.
12:05 AM - <=RB= Argy: Some save the chat at this point.
12:05 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: But what there is is enough to sustain the forest and its inhabitants. As well as your village, every so often.
12:05 AM - <=RB= Argy: I'm off to sleep in te faeries' lair.
12:06 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: New snapshot of the chat taken.
12:06 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Goodnight then. Sleep well!
12:06 AM - ong_elvin: how much older are these old trees compared to the other trees in the area?
12:07 AM - faustyle: I'm totally lost. -24 hours sleep?
12:07 AM - ong_elvin: i think he means24 hrs since he woke up
12:07 AM - faustyle: Oh.
12:07 AM - <=RB= Argy disconnected.
12:07 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Depends which trees. The ages come down in a reasonably smooth curve.
12:08 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: So they're not exceptional by that, except that they were the earliest ones.
12:08 AM - ong_elvin: okay. forget the trees then. any pools of water?
12:08 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Some shallow ones.
12:08 AM - <=RB= Eagle- left chat.
12:08 AM - <=RB= Argy entered chat.
12:09 AM - faustyle: Walk into the pools of water
12:09 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Beep boop Argy.
12:09 AM - ong_elvin: i'll watch faustyle from the side.
12:09 AM - ong_elvin: George the Girl must be dainty and dignified.
12:09 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: At the deepest, you're barely up to your ankles. The water is cool and clean, with a little bit of dirt swirling around wherever you walk.
12:09 AM - faustyle: Magic swords have been found in pools of water before
12:10 AM - faustyle: Nothing..
12:10 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Nope, nothing.
12:10 AM - faustyle: Start looking at leaves
12:10 AM - ong_elvin: sift my hands along the mud, checking for any lumps or objects.
12:10 AM - <=RB= Argy: Beep boop, sonn. Beep boop.
12:10 AM - faustyle: leaves have to be important
12:10 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The leaves don't SEEM to be important.
12:10 AM - ong_elvin: oh god, this is because i mentioend the leaves before isn't it?
12:10 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You don't find anything under the mud.
12:10 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: No.
12:10 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Well, kinda.
12:11 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: If you hadn't said anything I'd just be saying "the leaves aren't important".
12:11 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Instead I decided to emphasise it.
12:11 AM - faustyle: SEEM to be unimportant?
12:11 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: In a fun way.
12:11 AM - faustyle: that means theyre definitely important
12:11 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: (Aaaaaand I've got the party distracted for another ingame hour.)
12:11 AM - ong_elvin: what sort of leaves are they?
12:11 AM - ong_elvin: and what season is it right now?
12:11 AM - faustyle: Do they have like elvish symbols on em
12:12 AM - faustyle: or something
12:12 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: They have no identifiable markings beyond those leaves normally have. It's summer right now, so the trees aren't dropping leaves yet - it's early summer.
12:12 AM - faustyle: Hrm
12:12 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Which means everything on the ground is leftover from last year, and is now almost completely mulch.
12:13 AM - faustyle: climb up into a tree to see if I can get a better view
12:13 AM - <=RB= Argy: Zzzzzzzzzzz etc.
12:13 AM - ong_elvin: are there any leaves which look brown and in good condition?
12:13 AM - faustyle: Better view of the leaves i mean
12:13 AM - faustyle: not of our surroundings
12:13 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You climb up and look around, disturbing a few birds from their branches and almost disturbing a squirrel.
12:13 AM - <=RB= Argy left chat.
12:13 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Oh.
12:14 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You take a close look at the fresh leaves, they look normal.
12:14 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Ong, you find one or two. They've been protected by other leaves from the weather.
12:14 AM - ong_elvin: hmm... pick up some leaves and make a soup using the leaves.
12:14 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: As you're boiling the soup, you hear people tromping through the forest.
12:14 AM - ong_elvin: sniff the soup carefully
12:14 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It smells very... Leafy.
12:15 AM - ong_elvin: ooh... do the people notice us?
12:15 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: They haven't spotted you yet, but they are calling out for you.
12:15 AM - ong_elvin: who's calling for us?
12:15 AM - ong_elvin: is it that bloody Fred again?
12:15 AM - faustyle: These leaves are gonna take up an in-LIFE hour
12:15 AM - faustyle: not in-game
12:15 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: It seems to be many of the men from the village.
12:15 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Hopefully not...
12:16 AM - ong_elvin: ahh shit
12:16 AM - faustyle: ignore the people, continue looking for interesting leaves
12:16 AM - ong_elvin: i bet they want our heads for sending them to a painful fate.
12:16 AM - ong_elvin: nono
12:16 AM - ong_elvin: we should hide for a bit and see if they look hostile
12:16 AM - ong_elvin: and then if they look friendly we consider coming out pretending we were just looking for leaves
12:16 AM - faustyle: well I'm up in a tree
12:17 AM - faustyle: you're next to a fire making soup
12:17 AM - faustyle: dodo-head
12:17 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: They keep walking around, and easily notice where you've been. They concentrate their search there. They're not armed.
12:17 AM - ong_elvin: looks safe.
12:17 AM - ong_elvin: hmm...
12:17 AM - ong_elvin: how do they search?
12:18 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Looking around, calling out a lot. "George? Where are you two? Are you hurt?"
12:18 AM - ong_elvin: hmm...
12:18 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: Not very efficiently for that matter, either.
12:18 AM - ong_elvin: hmm... i'll gather a few leaves and step out where they can see me
12:18 AM - faustyle: I also gather as many leaves as i can and get down from the tree
12:19 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: You quickly get noticed, and they all start rushing over to you. "Are you alright? Where've you been?"
12:19 AM - ong_elvin: "hey guys, what's up? we're fine.. faustyle is just off gathering some more leaves."
12:19 AM - ong_elvin: we thought we'd check the forest for anything we might use against the magic fire pig
12:20 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: A couple of the villagers look at each other briefly, then one declares "alright, come on, we're heading home now".
12:20 AM - faustyle: "Go look for some leaves. they are the KEY"
12:20 AM - ong_elvin: those capitals made me think it was Zergling for a moment
12:20 AM - <=RB= GM Daruki: The villa
 
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As per the timestamps, I don't remember the rest of the previous run perfectly - I've got the events sorted in my head, but it's a rewrite, not a log.
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The villagers had found no such 'pig' in the mountain, and had come searching for the two clearly crazy farmers. So George the Girl and faustyle were marched back to the village and settled safely in bed. They were also underestimated; rising during the night, they snuck out and headed for the hills. They approached the mountain, Exal, and stared at the many cave entrances, picking one somewhat further up. There they settled, safe in the knowledge they'd not be found, and could investigate Willy's home in the morning.
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And that was it. There was no morning. The RPG went under hiatus/reconstruction at this point, to cater better to the circumstances. The story is unlikely to ever continue.
 
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The RPG begins anew!

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, 18 October 2013
9:01 PM - Seros Senric has been invited to chat.
9:01 PM - ong_elvin has been invited to chat.
9:02 PM - Seros Senric entered chat.
9:09 PM - Magnus has been invited to chat.
9:09 PM - Noots has been invited to chat.
9:10 PM - Skater901 has been invited to chat.
9:10 PM - Skater901 entered chat.
9:10 PM - Magnus entered chat.
9:10 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Evening.
9:10 PM - Magnus: Evening?
9:10 PM - Skater901: oh god how did this get here i are not good with computar
9:10 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Steam's system is currently beating me, so if you have more RB members on your friends list, would you mind inviting them in?
9:11 PM - Seros Senric: Blep.
9:11 PM - Onee-chan has been invited to chat.
9:11 PM - Simethicone has been invited to chat.
9:11 PM - Trinity has been invited to chat.
9:11 PM - Onee-chan entered chat.
9:11 PM - Onee-chan: whaddup?
9:11 PM - Haplo_64 has been invited to chat.
9:12 PM - Seros Senric: Misculaneousness!
9:12 PM - <=RB= Daruki: An RPG, if you're up for it.
9:12 PM - Seros Senric: Also, misspellings.
9:12 PM - Onee-chan: haha
9:12 PM - <=RB= Daruki: If not, but you know someone else in RB who would be keen, please invite them. I'm currently struggling against Steam's systems.
9:12 PM - Skater901: I think the only RB member I have online is Noots, and somehow I suspect she won't be interested.
9:12 PM - Skater901: Seems they're all offline...
9:12 PM - Onee-chan: Ahh...
9:13 PM - <=RB= Daruki: I've now invited all of the RB members I have on my list... There are a further 12 people I'm completely unable to contact beyond sending friend requests.
9:13 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Which seems kinda silly that that's necessary now. But maybe I should be adding them anyway.
9:13 PM - Magnus: I'm going to sit this out btw. Still recovering from migraines and such
9:14 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Fair enough.
9:14 PM - Skater901: YOU'RE A MIGRAINE.
9:14 PM - <=RB= Daruki: I'm just inviting everyone to see what kind of network we have.
9:15 PM - <=RB= Daruki: So who here is actually interested in a little RPG?
9:16 PM - Onee-chan: Well, what RPG's do you have in mind?
9:16 PM - <=RB= Daruki: It's a thing I'm running.
9:16 PM - Skater901: I guess though you'll have to teach me the system most likely.
9:16 PM - <=RB= Daruki: A free-form RPG.
9:16 PM - <=RB= Daruki: So no system. :P
9:16 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Seros is my quality control guy, and hopefully will actually pick up the glaring mistakes this time. <_<
9:16 PM - Skater901: ...hmm.
9:18 PM - Seros Senric: Last time I wasn't concentrating on what was happening.
9:19 PM - Skater901: Too busy reading web comics. *nods*
9:19 PM - Onee-chan: Too busy watching weird videos on youtube.
9:19 PM - Onee-chan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0tNWLFt4E
9:19 PM - Seros Senric: I tend not to watch videos...
9:20 PM - <=RB= Daruki: o_0
9:20 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The panda got big.
9:20 PM - Onee-chan: Yes.
9:24 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Alright, anyways.
9:25 PM - <=RB= Daruki: So you guys actually good for this? Two (and a bit) players. One mighty quest, and probably some goblins.
9:25 PM - Magnus left chat.
9:25 PM - Skater901: Goblins: life through their eyes?
9:25 PM - Seros Senric: Not quite.
9:26 PM - Skater901: Oh. Frown
9:26 PM - Seros Senric: Hopefully less gorey mutilation.
9:26 PM - Skater901: And less overpowered cursed paladin?
9:26 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Yeah.
9:26 PM - <=RB= Daruki: A lot less of that.
9:27 PM - Skater901: Oh goody.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Argy entered chat.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Evenin'.
9:29 PM - Seros Senric: Hello Argy!
9:29 PM - <=RB= Daruki: You've good timing.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: Hello hello!!
9:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: I came to fight pigs ... or other such things.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: Plus I have beers.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Daruki: There aren't likely to be any pigs (boars) in this one, actually.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Daruki: But there probably will be goblins.
9:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: That's OK.
9:30 PM - <=RB= Argy: Yay!
9:30 PM - Seros Senric: I have an absence of alcohol in my possession.
9:30 PM - <=RB= Argy: Onee-Chan who do I know you as?
9:30 PM - <=RB= Argy: Aw. You can pretend to have some of my beer.
9:31 PM - Skater901: I'll substitute alcohol with coffee.
9:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: It is Lark's Foot Golden Ale.
9:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: And later on, a Grolsch.
9:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: I haven't had a coffee for ages. I miss it, a bit.
9:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: I have had iced coffee, though.
9:31 PM - Seros Senric: Iced coffee is not the smae.
9:31 PM - Seros Senric: same
9:32 PM - <=RB= Argy: No. It's just cooler in the Summer time.
9:32 PM - Skater901: It's true. I was going to say it's not as good, but actually it's equally good in its own unique way.
9:32 PM - <=RB= Argy: I should try some of that cold black coffee.
9:32 PM - Onee-chan: Onee-chan = Rainicorn
9:32 PM - <=RB= Argy: Can you get it in Oz?
9:32 PM - Skater901: That makes me think of cold dead hands haha.
9:32 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Iced coffee still tastes weird.
9:32 PM - <=RB= Argy: Aha! It all makes sense. :0)
9:33 PM - <=RB= Argy: YOU CAN TAKE MY COFFEE FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!
9:33 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Wahahaha~!
9:33 PM - <=RB= Argy: So, I think faustyle will not be joining us as he is in study mode.
9:33 PM - Seros Senric: Aww
9:33 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Also, Argy, are you going to be the same character as before? (Which means you have a fire poker still.)
9:33 PM - <=RB= Argy: And Elvin is away.
9:33 PM - Skater901: study study study
9:33 PM - <=RB= Argy: I'll message him.
9:33 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Elvin is always AFK. :P
9:33 PM - Skater901: Finished classes today WOO and my exams are generally easy so I don't have to study too much.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Argy: I do? Do you think I should be the same or different? She was growing on me.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Argy: I was a drunkard, wasn't I?
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: ^ You should have come to the barbecue at 4:30.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: I think so?
9:34 PM - <=RB= Argy: Nice.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: I didn't note that sort of thing down. Frown
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: As for whether you should be someone else: Your call. I'll allow either. Or slight modifications too.
9:34 PM - Skater901: I'm not a TUCS member so I have to pay for sausages... too lazy. Besides I finished about 12:45.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: You suck.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: You should sign up for TUCS next year.
9:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: At societies day.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Argy: I'll be the same character.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Cool.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Mistress Argy enters the realm!
9:35 PM - Seros Senric: Ah, the students talking about stuff.... It's nice to have graduated.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Argy: We had someone else we were calling a village idiot. Who was that?
9:35 PM - Skater901: What would I do in TUCS though? I don't go to LANs during semester cause I've got work to do generally, and the only other thing they do that I'm aware of is the BBQs... can't really be bothered.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Daruki: That may have been Crizzly.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Argy: Was it Vidimir?
9:35 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Or Fred.
9:35 PM - <=RB= Argy: Ah yes! It was Criz.
9:35 PM - Skater901: ANYWAY we can talk about this in private so as to avoid derailing this game. Razz
9:36 PM - <=RB= Argy: He's not online. Looks like this is it.
9:36 PM - <=RB= Argy: Hello people!! I have brought some mead ... which I will now drink all by myself.
9:36 PM - <=RB= Argy: Feel free to sniff the bottle, once I have finished it.
9:37 PM - <=RB= Argy: Ah, so good to be alive. *gulp*
9:37 PM - Seros Senric: *nods*
9:37 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Argy's going straight for tipsy. :P
9:37 PM - <=RB= Argy: *smashes bottle on the ground* Whoopes.
9:37 PM - Skater901: Maybe she's a drunk master?
9:37 PM - <=RB= Argy: Luckily, I have a spare!
9:37 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Tipsy or bust. :P
9:37 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Literally!)
9:37 PM - <=RB= Argy: Aha! I know of the Drunken Master.
9:37 PM - Skater901: drunken master*
9:38 PM - <=RB= Argy: In fact, I once belonged to a ten pin bowling group called the Drunken Masters.
9:38 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Haha, cool!
9:38 PM - <=RB= Argy: then we changed our name to Cheers.
9:38 PM - <=RB= Argy: And, on that note .... *takes another swig*
9:38 PM - Skater901: Three cheers for Cheers?
9:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: Also, I visited a tavern called Cheers in old timey Boston, earlier this year.
9:39 PM - <=RB= Daruki: In any case: You're actually back in Exal. The two deranged villagers ran to the mountains and haven't been heard from since. That was a little while ago now. The village is settling back down.
9:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: When I did venture across the seas.
9:39 PM - <=RB= Daruki: However, today, the blacksmith comes knocking on Argy's door.
9:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: Ooooo. Hello there Mr Smithy.
9:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: Have ye finished making the new shoes for my pony?
9:40 PM - <=RB= Daruki: "Morning, mistress. I have indeed, bring her down and we'll get them fitted right away."
9:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: Sir Clops-a-lot
9:40 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (him*)
9:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: Erm, Missy Clops-a-lot.
9:40 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Haha.
9:40 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Your pick.
9:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: Her she is. A pretty chestnut lass who lately had a sex change.
9:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: I can't stand a man in the stables.
9:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: Too messy.
9:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: Would you like some meat ball stew while you are hear?
9:41 PM - Seros Senric: A wizard did it.
9:41 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Onee-chan~! Skater, you two should jump in as well. It's better with more voices.)
9:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: Here.
9:42 PM - <=RB= Argy: It has fresh ... balls in it.
9:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: "If I had time; I've actually got to get back to work very soon. I was just popping around to tell you about the shoes, and something else interesting I heard..."
9:42 PM - Skater901: (Your scene has two characters... what are we supposed to do? Appear out of thin air?)
9:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Yes. Big Grin)
9:42 PM - <=RB= Argy: Hang on a second. I hear someone out the back.
9:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (You're currently just random villagers, known by everyone.)
9:43 PM - Seros Senric: (*A disembodied hand takes the stew, but then changes its mind and puts it back*)
9:43 PM - <=RB= Argy: Come here at ONCE, young fellow.
9:43 PM - Skater901: Never! *attempts to run, trips over own feet*
9:43 PM - <=RB= Argy: Now you bring that back RIGHT AWAY!!
9:43 PM - <=RB= Argy: Sorry Smithee.
9:44 PM - <=RB= Argy: That young scalliwag is always hanging around my parlous.
9:44 PM - <=RB= Argy: Parlor. What were you going to tell me?
9:44 PM - <=RB= Daruki: "I'll catch the lad... If he even needs catching, and make sure he stops bothering you, if you'd like."
9:44 PM - <=RB= Argy: What would you catch him with? Some sort of trap?
9:44 PM - <=RB= Argy: We could use some jam tarts as the bait. That's what he's usually after.
9:45 PM - <=RB= Daruki: "Ah, yes. I was up in the city recently, delivering some weapons, getting some extra money, and I heard something in a tavern. Apparently the princess has gone missing, and she was last seen somewhere near our little village. Knowing your love for running off to investigate odd things, I figured you might be interested in this. A little fame for little Exal could be all yours."
9:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: "Oh, I wouldn't need anything so fancy. For all my size, I'm not slow."
9:46 PM - <=RB= Argy: Adventure!! Hurrah!!
9:47 PM - <=RB= Argy: See if you can catch that young lad and we'll take him with us. Keep him out of mischief.
9:47 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The blacksmith walks through to the backyard, and puts a heavy hand on Skater's shoulder. "You heard that, ya rascal? How's a quest for a princess sound?"
9:48 PM - Skater901: "Uh... princess sounds good sir... quest not so good..."
9:48 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The blacksmith laughs loudly at this. "You need to toughen up, boy. The journey will do you some good. You've got nothing better to do with your time, right?"
9:49 PM - Onee-chan left chat.
9:49 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Aww.
9:49 PM - <=RB= Argy: Aw. I was hoping we had a Princess.
9:49 PM - Skater901: "Well I uh, I guess not sir..."
9:49 PM - Skater901: *this rascal spends most of his time stealing food and sleeping in the sun under trees*
9:50 PM - Skater901: *not stealing food for lack of his own food either, just because he likes causing mischief*
9:50 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The blacksmith laughs again, the smile never leaving his face. "So it's settled then, go pack some clothes and food - not stolen - and get ready to face the big, wide, scary world!"
9:50 PM - Onee-chan entered chat.
9:50 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Oh,.
9:50 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Our princess is coming back.)
9:50 PM - <=RB= Daruki: That was interesting.
9:50 PM - Skater901: "Yes sir." *trudges off*
9:50 PM - <=RB= Argy: (She'll need some help with this as I think it might be her first time.)
9:51 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The blacksmith returns inside, walking straight through and heading to the smithy again, calling behind him "have fun, mistress!"
(Will keep that in mind.)
9:51 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Change scene to where the princess is.)
9:52 PM - Skater901: (Cool I can read my book Big Grin )
9:52 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (But what if I reveal critical shadowy spoilers? :O)
9:53 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Be creative.)
9:53 PM - <=RB= Argy: Stop reading that book, young man, and pay attention!!
9:53 PM - Skater901: (I AM paying attention. :P But if my character is not currently in the scene I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.)
9:53 PM - Seros Senric: (I _am_ critical shadowy spoilers!)
9:54 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Heh).
9:54 PM - Seros Senric: (Is Onee-chan joining in?)
9:55 PM - <=RB= Argy: What's this!! "Mistress Argy's book of jam tarts"?!!
9:55 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Yes. She's just working some stuff out with the GM.)
9:55 PM - <=RB= Argy: Those are my secret recipes!!
9:55 PM - <=RB= Daruki: *cue flashy scene change*
9:56 PM - <=RB= Argy: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
9:56 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Goblins. LOTS of goblins. All going about various tasks, largely eating, and gathering more food for the sake of more eating.
9:57 PM - Skater901: (Are we supposed to role-play the Goblins now?)
9:57 PM - <=RB= Argy: (scary)
9:57 PM - <=RB= Daruki: However, at the centre, is a human woman, very regal looking, though a little dirty. The goblins are offering her food, grubs and worms, all manner of berries, and even a few rabbits.
9:57 PM - <=RB= Daruki: and other small animals*
9:57 PM - <=RB= Argy: (poor bunnies)
9:59 PM - <=RB= Argy: (and other small animals)
10:00 PM - Onee-chan: Intrigued by the countless offerings that the goblins were giving to her, the princess tried a few of the different foods. "What kind of berry is this..?"
10:00 PM - Seros Senric: *A disembodied hand offers the princess a glass of water*
10:00 PM - Skater901: (A disembodied hand? So it's a hand, floating in midair, not attached to anything?)
10:00 PM - <=RB= Argy: (do you want Skater and I to play goblins as well?)
10:00 PM - <=RB= Argy: (so the princess has someone to interact with?)
10:01 PM - Seros Senric: (Yes. It appears randomly. Becase of tradition.)
10:01 PM - <=RB= Argy: (it's a thing-like hand)
10:01 PM - Onee-chan: *The princess slowly but surely accepts the water, eyeing the mysterious hand*
10:01 PM - Onee-chan: Odd place, this is...
10:01 PM - <=RB= Daruki: A well-dressed goblin (by goblin standards, to humans he looks rather bizarre) answers; "eess the juciest berry!"

(If you want. The goblin chief is an NPC though.)
10:02 PM - <=RB= Argy: (OK)
10:02 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (... Guess what? Alt+left/right is switch tab in Steam chat.)
10:02 PM - Seros Senric: *The hand takes one of the berries and disappears*
10:03 PM - Skater901: (Is the goblin chief the biggest goblin? Big Grin )
10:03 PM - Skater901: (As big as a planet perhaps!)
10:03 PM - <=RB= Daruki: None of the goblins seem to notice the hand, or even recognise that the glass of water appeared from nowhere. One does seem to ponder it for a second, but dismisses it.
10:03 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (XD Nah, though that would be fun.)
10:04 PM - Onee-chan: *taking one of the berries, she popped it in her mouth*
10:04 PM - Onee-chan: "Oh..!"
10:04 PM - Skater901: ("I'm the biggest, that's why I'M the boss!")
10:04 PM - <=RB= Argy: (That is one game princess!)
10:04 PM - <=RB= Daruki: It tastes quite delicious, though has an odd tang. It also tastes a little bit of things you'd rather not think about, but only a little. Goblins aren't exactly known for their hygene.
10:05 PM - <=RB= Argy: (it tastes like Mistress Argy's stew)
10:05 PM - Seros Senric: (Even the hand didn't want that stew)
10:05 PM - Onee-chan: "It's quite...peculiar.. may I ask where you acquired these from?"
10:06 PM - <=RB= Argy: (can't wait to hear this one!!)
10:07 PM - <=RB= Daruki: "Eess way, the juicy-juicy bush!" The chief begins running off, and a few goblins quickly form up to attend him and the princess.
10:08 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Some of them clamour about being "reeeel servents!"
10:08 PM - <=RB= Argy: Aha! I see you "princess". How are you a princess and look so old??
10:08 PM - <=RB= Argy: Or are you even the REAL princess??
10:08 PM - <=RB= Argy: Did you turn her into a goblin??
10:08 PM - Onee-chan: I beg your pardon?
10:09 PM - Onee-chan: What is this nonsense you are blabbering?
10:09 PM - <=RB= Argy: Look at you. You're 60 if you're a day.
10:09 PM - <=RB= Argy: Look in this mirror.
10:09 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Is this Mistress Argy or goblin Argy?)
10:09 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Mistress Argy)
10:10 PM - Skater901: (How did Argy and presumably me appear at the goblin camp...)
10:10 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Soz. Wanted more action.)
10:10 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The adventuring party has stumbled upon the goblin party, an impressive feat considering how well-hidden the goblin camp and surrounds are.
10:10 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (You're just outside - you don't know where the camp is right now.)
10:11 PM - <=RB= Argy: Now, where did that young scamp get to?
10:11 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Even the princess doesn't; only the goblins have the knack to get in and out.)
10:11 PM - <=RB= Argy: Let's see where this trail of jam tart crumbs leads to ...
10:11 PM - <=RB= Argy: Had to cook up a big batch to bribe him to come with. *grumble*
10:11 PM - Skater901: *looks around nervously* "Oh dear me, why did I ever leave the village..."
10:12 PM - <=RB= Argy: Look at all this dung!! That be goblin dung, unless I'm very much mistaken.
10:12 PM - <=RB= Argy: I remember modelling with it as a girl.
10:12 PM - <=RB= Argy: We didn't have much money for toys.
10:13 PM - <=RB= Argy: There was goblin dung and sticks to play with.
10:13 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The chief makes a face something akin to a pout. "Eees gud dung!"
10:13 PM - <=RB= Argy: And sometimes, we couldn't afford the sticks.
10:13 PM - Skater901: "...that is possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard."
10:13 PM - <=RB= Argy: Hey, we didn't have your fancy sticks and leaves to muck around with.
10:14 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Oh gosh, leaves. XD)
10:14 PM - <=RB= Argy: I mean, we had STICKS, but not FANCY sticks.
10:14 PM - <=RB= Argy: Anyway, did you hear that? Something said it was good dung.
10:14 PM - Skater901: "Well I guess the question is, where they sticks, or Sticks?"
10:14 PM - <=RB= Argy: And I can hear a woman's voice. Listen.
10:15 PM - <=RB= Argy: Or sticky sticks. After the dung.
10:15 PM - Seros Senric: *a disembodied hand points in a seeminlgy random direction*
10:15 PM - <=RB= Argy: Yes, there's a woman asking about berries and water. Listen.
10:15 PM - <=RB= Argy: *points* What's that hand?
10:16 PM - <=RB= Argy: How much have I been drinking?
10:16 PM - Seros Senric: *the hand waves at Argy*
10:16 PM - <=RB= Argy: Obviously, not enough.
10:16 PM - Skater901: *sniffs* "Ew! More than enough!"
10:16 PM - <=RB= Argy: (heh)
10:16 PM - Seros Senric: *the hand again points in the direction it was before, and then disapears*
10:16 PM - <=RB= Argy: *shakes the hand* Hello there, Mr Hand.
10:17 PM - Seros Senric: (after being shook :P)
10:17 PM - <=RB= Argy: *to Master Skater* Shall we go this way?
10:17 PM - Skater901: "If we must." *looks decidedly unhappy about approaching some goblins*
10:18 PM - <=RB= Argy: Look at that lady! In the middle of those goblins!!
10:18 PM - Skater901: "Goblins? Oh dear oh dear."
10:18 PM - <=RB= Argy: They taste delicious in a triffle.
10:18 PM - <=RB= Argy: Grab some for later.
10:19 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The chief yells something out, pointing at Argy. After a second, he yells again: "Booww before princess!"
10:19 PM - Skater901: *looks faintly sick*
10:19 PM - <=RB= Argy: Where is this princess you speak of? All I can see is an old crone.
10:20 PM - Onee-chan: I beg your pardon? Who are you to question me?
10:20 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The chief looks confused as you speak, trying hard to understand the words.
10:21 PM - Skater901: *cowers*
10:21 PM - <=RB= Argy: I am Drunken Mistress Argy!! Maker of the best jam tarts in Exal.
10:21 PM - <=RB= Argy: But I don't make them as good as I used to.
10:21 PM - <=RB= Argy: I used to use a very special berry.
10:21 PM - <=RB= Argy: I can't seem to find it, any more.
10:22 PM - Seros Senric: *A disembodied hand holds out the berry it took earlier to Mistress Argy*
10:22 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The chief brightens at the word berry. "Youuu have berry for uss?"
10:23 PM - <=RB= Argy: What's that berry? *to princess* What's this berry? What's it taste like?
10:24 PM - Onee-chan: Oh...well.. if you must know. It has quite a peculiar taste...it's tasty, and yet has a slight tang.
10:25 PM - <=RB= Argy: Could it be ...?? What's it called?
10:27 PM - Onee-chan: Er...I'm not so sure about that. The goblins here had said that it came from a 'juicy-juicy' bush?
10:27 PM - <=RB= Argy: Hey boy, what does this berry taste like to you?
10:28 PM - Skater901: *cautiously eats*
10:28 PM - Skater901: *eyes widen* "It tastes just like your jam tarts!!"
10:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: Aha!! Princess, show me this juicy-juicy bush. We'll make jam tarts and be famous!!
10:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: We'll call ourselves the Jam Tarts.
10:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Oh man, I want to have a band called that, now.)
10:29 PM - Skater901: *gains a greedy expression at the mention of more jam tarts*
10:30 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblins have been getting impatient, but have been waiting for the princess' orders.
10:30 PM - Seros Senric: *The disembodied hand puts a transparent tiara on the princess's head, then vanishes*
10:30 PM - Skater901: (brb I must pee)
10:30 PM - <=RB= Argy: (OK)
10:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Why does no one say "wee" any more?)
10:31 PM - Onee-chan: ...Okay. Goblins! Show Mistress Argy the way to the..'juicy-juicy' bush.
10:31 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (I dunno.)
10:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: (How do I see a transparent tiara?)
10:31 PM - <=RB= Argy: (I don't think the goblins are gonna like this.)
10:32 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblins appear to understand little more than "juicy-juicy", but that's enough; they all shout with glee, and begin clearing a path through the various other bushes, tress and shrubbery.
10:33 PM - <=RB= Argy: Princess, what is your name?
10:34 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Ok, BRB. sAurora just campfired my portal. If he'd been good about it, I'd have left it... But campfired. -.- It'll just take a minute.)
10:35 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Go git him!!)
10:35 PM - Onee-chan: My name? I am princess Lumen of Exal. I'm sure that if you are currently residing there that you would know of me...
10:35 PM - Seros Senric: (Red cellophane is transparent, but you can still see it)
10:36 PM - <=RB= Argy: (fair enough!)
10:36 PM - <=RB= Argy: There WAS a princess Lumen of Exal when I was a little girl. But she disappeared about 50 years ago.
10:36 PM - <=RB= Argy: Right after some goblins raided the village ...
10:37 PM - Skater901: (Sorry about that, was getting some fuds)
10:37 PM - Onee-chan: ...I assure you I am not that old, Mistress.
10:37 PM - Seros Senric: *a disembodied hand checks it's watch and somehow twists around to tap it a coupel times in confusion*
10:38 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Back.)
10:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: How old are you, then?
10:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: I myself am 64.
10:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: As they always say, there's no cook like an old cook.
10:39 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Nintendo 64?)
10:39 PM - <=RB= Argy: Or was that, there's no tart like an old tart?
10:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: (I just reversed my digits. 46)
10:40 PM - Skater901: (When I'm 64)
10:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: (I will still be eating when I'm 64)
10:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: Hang on a second ... I forgot to put my glasses on.
10:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: Why, you're only a young lass!
10:41 PM - Onee-chan: I am at a ripe age of 24, Mistress.
10:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: How is it that you disappeared from Exal so long ago?
10:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblin chief, who's been trying to drag you both towards the bush, speaks: "Ees faster in camp"
10:42 PM - <=RB= Argy: What's he talking about, Princess Lumen?
10:42 PM - Seros Senric: Ahead of you, a disembodied hand appears to be trying to set it's watch off a makeshift sundial.
10:43 PM - Onee-chan: Well..I guess that there were time differences in and out of the camp.
10:44 PM - Skater901: (If there were time differences, how did the Smithy only just notify us of the princess' disappearance? :P )
10:44 PM - Seros Senric: (The Smithy only just heard about it :P)
10:44 PM - Onee-chan: Even I have trouble getting through my head... It's quite a complex topic.
10:44 PM - Onee-chan: (There xD)
10:45 PM - Skater901: (He only JUST heard about something that happened 50 years ago???)
10:45 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Actually, it kind of makes sense if the smithy came from the camp)
10:45 PM - <=RB= Argy: (To him she would only have just disappeared.)
10:45 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Also, magic.)
10:45 PM - Seros Senric: (And you are from an out of the way village?)
10:46 PM - Seros Senric: (If the blacksmith is only about 30 or so, he might not have known about it earlier)
10:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (New info, perhaps. OR the timeslip is around Exal. Big Grin)
10:46 PM - Skater901: (A wizard did it!)
10:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Err,
10:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The village.)
10:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Which is not Exal. <_<Wink
10:46 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Exal is a magic village, I think. Only ... aha! I've figured it out. Exal is running SLOWER than every where else.)
10:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Exal is the continent, the village currently doesn't have a name. I have been confusing myself quite well, apparently. Feel free to give it a name.)
10:47 PM - <=RB= Argy: (And Skater is Lumen's baby.)
10:47 PM - Onee-chan: (WOAH WOAH what)
10:47 PM - Seros Senric: (OK, two time bubbles: The goblin camp, which runs slower, and the village surroundings, which runs faster)
10:47 PM - Skater901: (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AWizardDidIt)
10:47 PM - Seros Senric: (But not the boar wizard. That would be silly.)
10:47 PM - <=RB= Argy: (It makes sense! Skater must have been REALLY young when Lumen got kidnapped. Like a baby.)
10:47 PM - Skater901: (o______________________o)
10:48 PM - <=RB= Argy: (A boar wizard did it.)
10:48 PM - <=RB= Argy: (That's why he likes tarts so much.)
10:48 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (He was a pig wizard. :P)
10:48 PM - ong_elvin entered chat.
10:48 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Oh look at that.
10:48 PM - <=RB= Argy: There he is!!
10:48 PM - ong_elvin: GREETINGS MORTALS
10:48 PM - <=RB= Argy: (An Elvin appears.)
10:48 PM - ong_elvin: HOW GOES THE HUNT FOR PIGS?
10:48 PM - <=RB= Argy: We are hunting berries tonight.
10:49 PM - <=RB= Argy: In a time zone.
10:49 PM - <=RB= Daruki: A strange villager, familiar to Mistress Argy, comes stumbling in among the noisy goblins, quickly overpowering them in volume.
10:49 PM - <=RB= Argy: With goblins.
10:49 PM - ong_elvin: yeah, apologies for my absence earlier
10:49 PM - <=RB= Argy: Princess Lumen meet ...
10:49 PM - ong_elvin: computer was on, i was in the room with a friend reading through the Bible.
10:49 PM - <=RB= Argy: ... I've forgotten your name. The mind is a fragile, whatsamacallit.
10:50 PM - Seros Senric: *A disembodied hand seems to finish setting it's watch and disappears, leaving a lot of scrawlings concerning dates and times in the dirt next to it's makeshift sundail*
10:50 PM - <=RB= Argy: What's this say in the dirt? *Leave on high for 34 minutes. Dust with brown sugar."
10:51 PM - ong_elvin: wait, is Argy teh DM or Zergling?
10:51 PM - <=RB= Daruki: I am, but the characters are doing a wonderful job of making a story right now.
10:51 PM - <=RB= Daruki: So I'm kicking back and enjoying, just directing when necessary.
10:51 PM - Skater901: (Except me, I'm being AFK and eating)
10:51 PM - ong_elvin: okay, i'll wait for a bit more story to unfold and join in when i get an idea what's happening
10:52 PM - <=RB= Argy: (I like a fast pace.)
10:53 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblins have given up trying to show you the bush, despite there being a clear line of chopped and trampled undergrowth right to it, and are trying to pick up the princess and take her back to the camp.
10:54 PM - Onee-chan: Oh my..!
10:54 PM - <=RB= Argy: Where's that little scamp gone? You, boy. Go and fetch some berries. I want to see where they are taking Lumen.
10:56 PM - Skater901: "Yes miss."
10:56 PM - Skater901: *scampers off*
10:58 PM - Seros Senric: *The disembodied hand places a bucket next to the berry bush*
10:58 PM - Skater901: *jumps in alarm, observes the bucket cautiously*
11:00 PM - Seros Senric: *the bucket sits there innocently*
11:02 PM - Skater901: *begins to fill the bucket with berries*
11:03 PM - <=RB= Argy: (when does elvin's character enter?)
11:03 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Whenever he wishes; if previous things haven't been retconned, he's actually present.)
11:04 PM - Skater901: (I thought that was what Argy did when a random villager appeared)
11:04 PM - ong_elvin: (yeah, i'm jus twaiting a little bit longer until i get a little more context.)
11:04 PM - ong_elvin: (also toilet food etc.)
11:04 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Toilet food doesn't sound very tasty.)
11:05 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Heh. I'm backing off coz of comments.)
11:05 PM - Skater901: (Well my character isn't exactly a bold adventurer so he's not gonna say much. Plus I wasn't involved in the previous sessions.)
11:06 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (So clearly ELF should help pick berries. Or make an appearance of doing so.)
11:06 PM - Seros Senric: *the disembodied hand appears and picks a few berries and places them in the bucket, before picking some leaves and floating away with them*
11:07 PM - Skater901: *mutters to himself* "I thought those goblins were going to be very scary... but mostly they just seem to be, simple."
11:08 PM - Skater901: *after picking berries for a few minutes, I get tired and decided to have a nap under a nearby tree*
11:08 PM - Skater901: (My character is lazy)
11:08 PM - ong_elvin: A curious man walks out of the bush.
11:08 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Also, RE: Not being there before; it's largely irrelevant. The only reason this is at all related to the previous games is because the quest brief said "a previously-encountered side-character".)
11:08 PM - ong_elvin: "Greetings fellows! Have you seen a pig anywhere?"
11:09 PM - ong_elvin: (inb4 "OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN")
11:09 PM - <=RB= Argy: I know a young fellow who EATS like a pig. *looks at Master Skater*
11:09 PM - Skater901: *snores gently*
11:09 PM - <=RB= Daruki: A lingering goblin looks at the curious man. "Peegs? Peegs eess goo.. gooo... goood! foo...!"
(We were talking about it a little before you arrived. :P)
11:11 PM - ong_elvin: "You don't want these berries. They don't go very well with pig."
11:11 PM - <=RB= Argy: A pig in a pie is better than a poke in a ... poo.
11:12 PM - <=RB= Argy: Or a pea with a pit.
11:12 PM - ong_elvin: "What are fine fellows such as yourselves doing around my bush? Haven't had visitors in a while."
11:12 PM - <=RB= Argy: Speaking of Ps ... oh Prrrrrrrrrrrrrinceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess!! Yoohoo.
11:13 PM - Onee-chan: Hmm? What is it, Mistress Argy?
11:15 PM - <=RB= Argy: Just wondering what you are up to?
11:15 PM - Skater901: (Getting carried back by the goblins, if memory serves)
11:16 PM - ong_elvin: "Ah, a princess you say? Perhaps you could introduce me."
11:16 PM - Hinisstin has been invited to chat.
11:17 PM - <=RB= Argy: (I don't know the name of Elvin's character. do I?)
11:17 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Good point, you might not.)
11:17 PM - Onee-chan: I would stay and chat...but these goblins cease to let me down.
11:17 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Though, I think you would, actually. Since you were both villagers.)
11:17 PM - Skater901: (He's obviously an Australian Bushman, seeing as he popped out of a bush.)
11:17 PM - Hinisstin entered chat.
11:17 PM - Seros Senric: Greetings.
11:17 PM - <=RB= Argy: (hello hin)
11:18 PM - Hinisstin: Hey.
11:18 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Party size increased by 1.)
11:18 PM - <=RB= Argy: Princess Lumen meet ... Bushman.
11:18 PM - ong_elvin: (no Argy, no you don't yet no my name)
11:19 PM - Skater901: (That's NOT your name. :P)
11:19 PM - <=RB= Argy: (that's why I said that)
11:19 PM - ong_elvin: (also, zing. Skater made an awesome pun)
11:19 PM - Skater901: (You're a man that popped out of a bush; hence, bushman.)
11:19 PM - <=RB= Argy: Who looks remarkably like Master Skater, now that I see them both together.
11:19 PM - Onee-chan: Ahh..Good day to you, er...bushman. Do you reside in this area?
11:19 PM - Skater901: *I'm still dozing beneath a tree cus lazy*
11:20 PM - ong_elvin: "Greetings Princess Lumen. Delighted to make your acquaintance."
11:20 PM - ong_elvin: *Tips top hat, takes Lumen's hand and kisses it gently.*
11:21 PM - Skater901: (he lives in a bush and has a top hat?? How did it not get knocked off his head by the bush...)
11:21 PM - Hinisstin: (rpg logic)
11:21 PM - <=RB= Argy: (a wizard held it on)
11:21 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Well, if ELF is still playing his last character, they're extremely weird anyways, so don't question it.)
11:22 PM - <=RB= Argy: (I knew it! Love at first goblin dance)
11:22 PM - Seros Senric: *the disembodied hand takes the top-hat and puts it next to the bucket*
11:22 PM - Onee-chan: *smiles and giggles* Quite the gentleman, you are~
11:22 PM - <=RB= Argy: I'm going to fill this top hat with berries.
11:22 PM - Skater901: (A wizard did it.)
11:22 PM - <=RB= Argy: and make berry cider.
11:22 PM - Skater901: (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AWizardDidIt)
11:23 PM - <=RB= Argy: You two make quite the cute couple. have you met before?
11:23 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Skater's goal is to link to that page more than 10 times legitimately.)
11:23 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Heh. I was going to see what would happen if we never mentioned it.)
11:23 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Heh.)
11:24 PM - Skater901: (My goal is just to get you all stuck on TVTropes.)
11:25 PM - <=RB= Argy: (It is a good site.)
11:25 PM - <=RB= Argy: (My latest thing is conspiracy docos. They are SO funny.)
11:25 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Like reptilian poker players.)
11:26 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (I can imagine them being rather entertaining.)
11:29 PM - ong_elvin: "And a charming lady you are I am sure, if only I could see you."
11:29 PM - <=RB= Argy: (why can't he see her?)
11:30 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Perhaps the glasses actually belong to him.
11:31 PM - Onee-chan: "Oh..is your sight damaged, bushman?"
11:33 PM - <=RB= Argy: *drinks a sly glass of mead*
11:35 PM - ong_elvin: "I am slightly shortsighted, yes."
11:35 PM - <=RB= Argy: I'll drink to that!
11:37 PM - Onee-chan: *she took a slight step forward and smiled* "Any better?"
11:40 PM - <=RB= Argy: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/health
11:41 PM - Onee-chan: (Effective use of your emoticon, Argy Big Grin)
11:41 PM - <=RB= Argy: (bows)
11:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblins return, and the chief follows slightly behind others. "Youuu! Boowww to prin-cess!"
11:42 PM - ong_elvin: wait.... which one is the princess? the disembodied hand or...?
11:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: XD
11:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Oh definietly.
11:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: definitely*
11:42 PM - <=RB= Daruki: Onee-chan is Princess Lumen.
11:42 PM - ong_elvin: oh, okay. carry on then.
11:43 PM - Seros Senric: *the disembodied hand gives a bow to the princess*
11:43 PM - ong_elvin: was rereading.. didn't seem quite right.
11:43 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Is that a bow as a verb or a noun? In the latter case, which kind of bow?)
11:44 PM - Seros Senric: (A noun. As for which kind...)
11:44 PM - <=RB= Argy: I will NOT bow to this Princess. She's only a third of my age. RESPECT YOUR DRUNK ELDERS!! *hic*
11:44 PM - Seros Senric: (It has no arrows)
11:45 PM - ong_elvin: "I see a slightly blur, like a heat shimmer. But it's not quite humanoid, your ladyship."
11:45 PM - ong_elvin: "Are... are those tentacles?"
11:45 PM - Seros Senric: *the disembodied hand leaves and vanishes*
11:45 PM - Onee-chan: "Mistress Argy, I think you've had enough of the alcoholic beverage for now... "
11:46 PM - Onee-chan: "And I assure you, bushman, that I do not have tentecles."
11:46 PM - <=RB= Argy: Come back here right now, hand. I have work for you.
11:46 PM - <=RB= Argy: You can fill this top hat with berries.
11:46 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (This is great. I don't have to do much, things just keep happening. Big Grin)
11:46 PM - <=RB= Argy: I will make juicy-juicy pies and we will be rich!
11:47 PM - Seros Senric: *the disembodied hand places a raspberry, a blackberry, and a blueberry in the hat*
11:47 PM - Seros Senric: *then hides behind the bush*
11:48 PM - <=RB= Argy: Interesting combination.
11:49 PM - <=RB= Argy: I shall call it Berry Surprise Pies.
11:49 PM - <=RB= Daruki: A goblin sidles up to the hat and shows great interest in the contents.
11:49 PM - Seros Senric: *the hand comes out from behind the bush with a hairbrush, which it offers the goblin*
11:50 PM - <=RB= Argy: I wonder if I should make a pie out of a hairbrush?
11:50 PM - Onee-chan: "Bushman...I shall have to get you some glasses for your eye problem. Would that be suitable for you?"
11:50 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblin hisses at the hand and hairbrush, then steals a juicy-juicy berry and runs off to offer it to the princess.
11:51 PM - Seros Senric: *the hand balances the hairbrush on top of the hat, then fades away*
11:51 PM - ong_elvin: "Yes your ladyship, that would be a fine solution."
11:52 PM - Onee-chan: *accepts the berry* Thank you, goblin... *pets the goblin and looks back up at the bushman* Well, I shall get right to it then!
11:54 PM - Onee-chan: "Er, Mistress Argy?"
11:54 PM - <=RB= Argy: Yes?
11:55 PM - <=RB= Argy: For some reason, this song was going through my head.
11:55 PM - <=RB= Argy: "Under the sea. Under the sea."
11:55 PM - <=RB= Argy: I've got some glasses. I fill them with mead.
11:55 PM - Onee-chan: "Oh, well...Would you know where to find a pair of specs suitable for the bushman here?"
11:55 PM - <=RB= Daruki: (Hah. Glasses.)
11:56 PM - <=RB= Argy: (takes a bow, puts a bow on it, and shoot is with a bow)
11:56 PM - Seros Senric: (And the princess has one of the latter two.)
11:56 PM - <=RB= Argy: (It. dammit)
11:56 PM - <=RB= Argy: (bows before hoes)
11:57 PM - Onee-chan: (Ohhhh)
11:57 PM - <=RB= Argy: Heh, if we squeeze these juicy-juicy berries maybe we can make some cider. Hmmm.
11:57 PM - <=RB= Argy: Heh = hey
11:57 PM - <=RB= Argy: (Argy's getting tired.)
11:58 PM - <=RB= Daruki: The goblins have long since given up and left you all to return to their camp.
11:59 PM - ong_elvin: "Oi, you lot. Stop picking those berries off my bush."
11:59 PM - <=RB= Argy: YOUR bush? How is this YOUR bush?
11:59 PM - Onee-chan: "Oh dear...it seems the goblins became impatient.."
11:59 PM - <=RB= Argy: I say we do a cook off to see who owns this bush.
Saturday, 19 October 2013
12:00 AM - <=RB= Argy: Masterbushchef.

12:08 AM - <=RB= Daruki: Just quickly going to wrap it up:
After much deliberation, Mistress Argy corrals everyone into picking and mixing berries into the ultimate jam and cider, and invites everyone over the next day to bask in the spoils. The bushman is given a sturdy pair of glasses, and the goblins are at a loss with no princess. And so they begin to plain their next raid...
12:09 AM - <=RB= Argy: Om nom nom and slurp.
 
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