this will never do the posts here are too few come on get funky i'm feelin' spunky and up for a lim'rick or twoThis message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom,
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
06 May 2004, 06:19 PM
zoom
well the limming has been undone to the grocery store i must run given the choice of cooking or mowing i decided to buy food i'd be going someting good for dinner's better than yard fun
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
06 May 2004, 10:59 PM
Amethyst
Now Zoom is at the coming of age Twas good she started a new page A birthday in May Is like a roll in the hay You May people should be locked in a cage
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07 May 2004, 08:08 AM
zoom
i hope i've come of age by now i'm older than Aunt Lottie's cow but those who know me know age won't slow me these old joints will keep bending somehow....
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
05 August 2004, 04:45 PM
zoom
never in all my recollection have i seen such a limerick collection such a present belated has ne'er been equated the most insightful of gift selection
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
05 August 2004, 05:10 PM
zoom
how amusing the last post should follow Ame's b'day wish (which wasn't hollow) because today i got from another Aussie sot a b'day treat & things most pleasant to swallow
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
09 September 2004, 04:38 AM
Argeaux
There was a young Scroller called Amee Whose words could knock you out -- KABLAMY!! Everything would go wrong If she Scrolled for too long 'Cause her palms would get all moist and clammy
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09 September 2004, 05:56 PM
zoom
i come home to find something de-lish could it be a new lim to relish? and no one can blame a poem honoring Ame the Orignal Hot Aussie DishThis message has been edited. Last edited by: zoom,
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
10 September 2004, 01:52 AM
Argeaux
I admit that I have been remiss And so all I can offer is this A new rhyme by me So ol' zoom can see That limericks fill me with bliss
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10 September 2004, 02:01 AM
Argeaux
Before I tear this place asunder Where are our Xena lim'ricks, I wonder? Has zoomy forgot To send Whoosh! our first lot? And will she soon fix up this blunder?
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10 September 2004, 11:10 AM
Sara
Everyone's been afflicted by my disease Not the kind where you sniffle and sneeze The kind where you scroll And your comp desk is full of cups and bowls Maybe we should find a cure, anyone? Please?
God...that was bad. LOL
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10 September 2004, 11:33 AM
Argeaux
My name is Argy and I'm here So that all of you may laugh and sneer I too have Scrollio It is catching, you know You'll have it soon too, don't you fear!
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11 September 2004, 09:11 AM
zoom
ah Argy, you doubt me in err' the Xena lims are already there the last time i checked 'em they said to expect 'em October's when they'll hit the air
i was quietly waiting til they appeared so i could surprise everyone--almost made it...
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
14 September 2004, 05:48 AM
Amethyst
What if i haven't been here in a while I can't believe i just did that in what if style It was an accident i plee Seriously, what iffng is getting to me It's making my mouth taste like bile
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14 September 2004, 05:50 AM
Amethyst
I am curious about Zoomie's last post The time and the date is the most The eleventh and eleven:eleven I wonder if she was also eating devon Only 12 months till she is is on Australia's east coast
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14 September 2004, 07:26 AM
zoom
wow==what a good eye has our Ame the post date and the time were the same such coincidence quite rarely makes sense especially on a date of such sad fame.
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
14 September 2004, 04:45 PM
Amethyst
I only just thought it was 11th 11:11 on MY time..LOL
which is why you probably didn't notice it before...hehe
smacks self in the head.
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15 September 2004, 01:53 AM
Argeaux
Do not smack yourself in the head Be nice to your good self instead Your brains will fall out Which will make us all shout And then you will fall over dead
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23 September 2004, 04:51 PM
zoom
looks like some chains must need yankin' or else there's gonna be spankin' this thread is a yawn there's nix going on i suspect all the limmers are wankin'
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
23 September 2004, 04:56 PM
zoom
if you found that last limerick blue it's not i that am punishment due that lim'rick book from Ms. McB has inspired me and naughty lims are now all i can do
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
25 October 2004, 05:19 PM
zoom
you've wondering, if you are like me if at Whoosh! our Xena lims we'll ever see when i asked of their status "soon..." was all they sent at us so keep looking...how long can it be?
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
26 October 2004, 10:13 AM
Argeaux
I see, now that zoom has a bike, There's a quote in her sig that I like It hails from the Boss And no doubt he'd be cross If it was ever used to sell Nike
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27 October 2004, 07:59 AM
zoom
great songs used in ads make me scream and some ad exec i want to ream i feel an anger profound when i hear The Who's sound in a commercial or CSI theme
WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap?
sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'
31 October 2004, 08:47 PM
Argeaux
Now you've got me started, you see I HATECSI, passionately It is kinda, sorta The poor man's Law and Order CSI: the worst show on TV
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01 November 2004, 07:00 AM
zoom
i too cannot stand CSI and that droll, bearded lead actor guy with ridicuous premise the show is the lamest so unbelievable i want to cry