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30 March 2003, 08:20 AM
Argeaux
heeeeey...
Does ANYONE read what I'm saying
Or am I the only one playing
I'll keep strugglin' on
'Til my rhymes have gone
And I have resorted to praying

[Smash]
30 March 2003, 08:23 AM
Argeaux
Xena had to get to a box
Surrounded by three thousand locks
She took along Auto
And she dropped him down slow
And he didn't give her the pox
01 April 2003, 10:58 AM
zoom
i watched The Prodigal once without the sound
and something quite alarming i found
while i wasn't all that eager
about the scenes featuring Meleager
it seemed subtext between Lila & Gabby did abound
[Eek!]

[ April 01, 2003, 08:04 AM: Message edited by: Gabrielle's Pacifistic Powderbox ]
01 April 2003, 11:03 AM
zoom
*off topic*
i went off to a hot spring for a brief spell
and when i returned, encountered a smell
there were buzzards about
and empty echoes when i'd shout
where have all the scrollers gone--someone please tell
02 April 2003, 08:05 AM
Amethyst
Gabby ate some funky cake
And gave her a tummy ache
She thought she was all that
Tried to make love to a cat
Please keep her away from nut bread for heavens sake.

*I was waiting for someone to the the prodigal, cause I had nooo idea, thanks Zoom.
02 April 2003, 11:17 AM
Salem
What's this, a lim out of the blue?
Well Futurama's not on so boo hoo
I believe I shall scoff
That they took the show off
Then I'll cry til my tears fill my shoe

PS. sorry for interrupting your challenge [Smile] Also, sorry for not being able to contribute with the next episode [Blush]
02 April 2003, 11:48 AM
Argeaux
Xena just loves a good pillage
She's happiest with huge blood spillage
When I saw Ties That Bind
She blew my poor mind
When she screamed out to all "Take the village!"
02 April 2003, 09:10 PM
zoom
Gabby dressed like Xena cuz Xena died
then beat up a tree with her stick and cried
but the warlord didn't get her
cuz Xena, she got better
i'll just end this one without saying anything snide.

(about you-know-who... [Wink] )
03 April 2003, 05:20 PM
Shawn
A screeching blonde, Callisto her name
Her goal, to bring Xena shame
She was quite the bad ass
Gabby she did harass
For her acts she gave Xena the blame
03 April 2003, 05:21 PM
Shawn
This is such a good ep for rhyming
This Callisto bitch had good timing
For we also meet Joxer
Who became quite the stalker
And was known among some for his whining
03 April 2003, 05:25 PM
Shawn
And how could we forget Theodorus
Callisto spoke his name like a chorus
The syllables drawn out
Even in her shout
We knew that she would never bore us
03 April 2003, 05:28 PM
Shawn
I’ve stood on the sand
Of that sacred land
Where Callisto sank
Into the dank
And Xena extended her hand
03 April 2003, 05:38 PM
Shawn
Death Mask is certainly not a favorite
Truthfully, I’d actually rather eat Vegemite
For brother Toris really sucked
BUT he did know our girls ****ed
So I guess we’ll call it alright

Rocked. Our girks rocked [Wink]

[ April 03, 2003, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: Captain Bungee ]
03 April 2003, 09:40 PM
zoom
Hypocrates learned from Xena all he'd know
like reinflating lungs and staunching blood flow
that caeserian births of Amazon centaurs
will surely leave some big scars
and that Subtexans will replay some scenes in slo-mo...
03 April 2003, 09:43 PM
zoom
well there--we did season one
and my, wasn't that fun
oh please tell me, do
we aren't limming season two
and remember that i own a gun
04 April 2003, 08:36 AM
Amethyst
Good going kiddes with season one
Wasn't that just loads of fun
If someone else doesn't come up with a test
04 April 2003, 08:37 AM
Amethyst
Good going kiddes with season one
Wasn't that just loads of fun
If someone else doesn't come up with a test
I have another one to show your best
I'll wait a few days, incase someone else has a tonne
04 April 2003, 11:22 AM
zoom
at this point i think i'll install
a lim about nothing at all
for once there's no stress
from one of Ame's tests
gall hall ball mall fall drawl and recall
04 April 2003, 02:15 PM
Shawn
Come now, lets start season two
I’ve been compiling my rhymes while in the loo
We must not stop now
I can’t see why, I can’t see how
There are 5 more seasons to do
04 April 2003, 08:58 PM
zoom
Orphan of War
Remember Nothing
The Giant Killer
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Return of Callisto
Warrior...Princess...Tramp
Intimate Stranger
Ten Little Warlords
A Solstice Carol
The Xena Scrolls
Here She Comes...Miss Amphipolis
Destiny
The Quest
A Necessary Evil
A Day in the Life
For Him the Bell Tolls
The Execution
Blind Faith
Ulysses
The Price
Lost Mariner
A Comedy of Eros

okay then dammit, let's play
and get season 2 underway
it's encouraging to see
a relative limerick newbie
show such enthusiasm anyway.
04 April 2003, 09:03 PM
zoom
before we start, let's get something clear
we've gotten Too Much Information i fear
must we know? i think not
that Shawn lims on the pot
it's just not the thing one wants to hear.
05 April 2003, 08:49 AM
Amethyst
Let me just raise my hand for now
Before anyone has a cow
Season 2 was not my choice
Before anyone has to raise a voice
Zoomie's the one this time, anyhow

**note: Lets see if we can get through s2 quicker than s1!!
05 April 2003, 05:21 PM
zoom
okay, okay--so i'll begin
the ep about Xena's son, born in sin
cuz she and Borias
were in no way pious
and she gave birth amidst battle's din
05 April 2003, 05:24 PM
zoom
she left him for centaurs to raise
but for that was given no praise
with hatred, poor Solan,
his brain was all swollen
and killing Xena was for him a craze
05 April 2003, 05:30 PM
zoom
he got over that case of brash gall
after breaking an arm in a fall
it'd been better instead
if he'd fell on his head
cuz i really can't stand him at all