After a summer of asking where's Gabby?
Xena and we were getting a bit crabby
So she galloped away
Her horse she did slay
And fought a crone who was just a bit grabby

Xena: Warrior Princess - Season Four

Adventures in the Sin Trade I
Adventures in the Sin Trade II
A Family Affair
In Sickness and In Hell
A Good Day
A Tale of Two Muses
Locked Up and Tied Down
Crusader
Past Imperfect
Key to the Kingdom
Daughter of Pomira
If the Shoe Fits
Paradise Found
Devi
Between the Lines
The Way
The Play's The Thing
The Convert
Takes One to Know One
Endgame
Ides of March
Deja Vu All Over Again

Xena felt Gabby's voice from above
Calling to her like a cooing dove
She listened and heard
A most powerful word
The new Amazon password was "love"

Poor Xena she was seeing double
And knew that immediately spelled trouble
With a deceitful hug
A chakram throw and a sword tug
She burst poor Hope's bubble

we can't leave A Family Affair
without mention of one charact-tare
he's prickly and spiny
his personality's briny
he and Hope made a monsterous pair

The girls never suffered more it's true
Not only from Joxer's radish stew
With rot of the foot
Head lice in the roots
And an overall stench from goat's poo

She weeps as lice crawl in and out
"How could Argo leave me?" she pouts
Meanwhile Gabrielle
Stuck in fungus hell
Has trouble getting her words out.

Gabrielle, played by Renne O'Connor
doesn't kill as a matter of honor
but fortunately for her
the kid let his arrow whir
or else Gabrielle'd be a a goner

It's no surprise that Tara's in trouble
But her carioca has made it double
So Xena hatches a plan
with Auto lending a hand
That doesn't turn the village to rubble.

They came to take Xena away
For Thelassa got crabby one day
But sweet Gabrielle
Wove her magic spell
And Thelassa's cold heart she did sway

crap, i missed "eaten by crabs" and Tara
i'm not going to miss out on Najara
her madness was fed
by the djinn in her head
only Xena recognized her dark aura

A buxom blonde in a blue beenie
who could be quite the meanie
a stallion named Buttercup
Gabby's emotions all amuck
She gave Xena the best beatin' we'd seen-ie

in a manner both cruel & uncouth
Najara knocked out X's good chewing tooth
no time for dark bleakness
she went after her weakness
and gave Najara a swift punch in the mooth.

Flashbacks takes us to see Solan's birth
How St. Borias returned to the earth
Of Xena's ways to fight dirty
and her serving wench flirty
Who helped St. B lose excess girth.

Joxer wanted to be someone's Dad
Mr Stinky Pants really was mad
The baby was cute
But there was no damn loot
Poor Meg couldn't have kids, which was sad

Argy McBargy signing in.

of course the Hoard obstructed
the return of the child they'd abducted
not 'Hoard' but 'Pomira'
to stay was her desire-a
a solution by Xena was conducted

Xena must a princess to her papa return
Joxer, Dite and Gab all take a turn
Telling the story of a gal
With her Fairygodssister pal
A traditional ending Xena does spurn


yeesh, I'm rusty....

Inner peace has a cost to bear
Xena's going mad and Aiden doesn't care
Gabby's turning blue
after facing all the truth
and that's just not worth it to the pair


(Sorry Discord. Look at the times of our posts!)

A spirit makes Gabby a Devi
A power her body cant levy
A new friend with a beard
Gets Gabbys mind cleared
And her inner peace becomes really heavy


(dont worry Nanzar, I did this one instead)

a glimpse at the potential ahead
fills Xena with a vision of dread
is it valid or faulty
another torment from Alti
of its locks Gabrielle's head is shed

damn...i'm rusty too.

here's another then...

in a manner that's again become trendy
Xena and Gabs experiment with the mendhi
Xena travels through times
revisits her old crimes
and is cursed with a view of her end-y

lol. ok. that's worse.

Now sit back, kids, and I'll tell you a story
I'm afraid that for Xena it gets rather gory
Out of their sockets her arms are ripped
So she sprouts eight more to get pipped
Suddenly Gab decides in peace there is glory

gabby turns into a player
to rival the great bachae slayer
but when trouble arrives
to harm thespian lives
then it's xena who savesa the daya

and also (making up for lost time...)

nejara shows up to cause trouble
making gabby doubt xena, double
joxer changes his life
at the end of a knife
and shatters his innocent bubble

A bounty hunter who seeks Xena's head
Alas, in the attempt winds up dead
Discord demands the evil-doer
That she may in vengeance skewer
But killing a horse would bring her no cred