"Xena, have you finished with this? Mind if I take a leg?"

What would you like, a breast or a thigh? WXF

"Do I look like Quasimodo? I don't think I've got the hump quite right."

"Who left this here? Honestly, people can be so careless with their rubbish."

"I think I've got that knife out of your back."

"Did you notice my new face lift? I'm a whole new Aphrodite."

"People have walked out on me before, but that's the first time anyone has fallen asleep during one of my Elvis impersonations."

"OK, I've got the sidekick. Now all I need to do is grow my hair long, and I'll look exactly like Xena in drag."

"Right, I've got the sidekick and the stick, now all I need is a little mud and I'll have all the ingredients for my first Gab-B-Q."

"You can call me Pan, the acrobatic wood nymph."

"That's another one who's fainted. I don't know why people keep mistaking me for a bad guy. Maybe it's this beard."

Apologies in advance.

Once I started to think of captions they just kept coming.

None needed Argeaux! They are interesting captions.

"Gabrielle??? Xena's sidekick??? I AM dead meat!"

"I don't see your contact anywhere."

Gabrielle: i bow before your superior skills at Charades!


and btw--i want a double of what Argeaux's having!